Boston’s Favorite Son

Kissin’ siblings, undead discrimination, and is a Bucket Boy right for you? Plus, actor Willem Dafoe and a special musical guest drop by the studio. All that and more, this week on The Johnny Cumdog Show!

Things get psychosexual as Jonathan attempts to put Steph in double jeopardy. But can Willem Dafoe live up to his yeti threats?

Thick and creamy, Jonathan revitalizes a horror icon.

It's queer fun for everyone (except Michael Cera) as Jonathan's most potent aspect is finally turned toward profit.

A sandwich which never ends, a penguin goes flipper-deep, and all the handy hands you can handle.

Jonathan does nothing untoward, there is an absence of witnesses to any scurrilous behavior, and one can provide no conclusive evidence to the contrary.

Whether as the hottest new anime character or through mastering ancient arts, Jonathan's gonna crack Japan or we're all gonna wind up on the pain train.

The streets of Boston have a new defender from fecal disregard. Plus, a warning to cabbage criminals everywhere and the truth behind an old wives kink, all in this comedy podcast. Just don’t ask for the Personal Pork™. Photo Credit: Irene Grassi / CC BY-NC-SA 2.0

The Gladiators are back and they're wetter than ever!   Photo Credit: Ashma Silwal / CC BY-SA 4.0

If you can't be young and cool anymore, you could always run for office via a steakhouse that only serves onions.

Now help me dig!

Build a castle!

The thinking moron's Lars von Trier has revealed her grotesque masterpiece!

Clowns get saucy, a tribute band is here, Barbie has the lager, and Stephanie watched Bewitched (2005).

She's dead... wrapped in latex.

Jonathan gives Stephanie therapy and answers for his negligence. Johnny Plop goes on tour.

Jonathan gets spanked for his reefer madness, iCarly gets a remake, egg philosophy beckons.

Link's tunic reveals the treasures beneath while sticky wet Gloom drenches the city of Boston.

Don't tell Chumbawamba!

Smurfs get stalked. Werewolves get busy. Augustus Meaty Fresh brings more meat!

Things are getting greasy up in here.

Jonathan challenges the Sun, we give Chris Pratt a piece of our mind, and the Poonicorn invites women to his diaper nest.

A Marvel experience the likes of which you've never seen!

Stephanie gets a very special tribute, Jonathan's butt is wired for sound, the masses scream for gaseous escapes, and the room is full of dogs. Also, Pikachu.

There's a dilemma between Jar Jar Binks and a Victorian boy, we butter all the toast, and backs are really bad.

We remake Dawn of the Dead, Jonathan's comic is censored, and a man is bricked up in the name of hope!

Fifty years of podcasts! Fifty years of badgering Jonathan, making Jonathan famous, thinking about Jonathan, and wanting to kiss Jonathan! Benadryl is on the menu, the Butt Duchess does her work, and Willem Dafoe chases Jack The Ripper through time itself!

Megatron gets it good, Willem Dafoe munches on urchins, and the Nude Unwashed Mom compares Steph to The Scorpions.

Jonathan marries the United States and proves he's the greatest ally in the world. Mr. Fahrenheit shocks the announcers. The secret world of Mounties is exposed.

We live life in the Crow House, the angels of poop provide comfort, and Jonathan holds on until the decision is made for him. Papa don't breach!

Jonathan defects to the Whole Foods Soviet Embassy at last.

Why isn't Jonathan an ant? Seriously, why?

We leave our belongings to the Zoomers, we talk of Meatloaf, and Willem Dafoe meets a miserable mascot.

Welcome to the forest of the Incelves! We talk about poo a LOT. A gentleman thief lays a soft dump, Willem Dafoe trains a toilet, and Boston's titular Favorite Son truly sums up what this podcast is about.

We go into the woods to farm berries, there is a normal conversation, Willem Dafoe does Shakespeare, and we meet a new friend called Andrew.

The Baneman invites you to his Discord server, Jonathan sleeps next to a lovely night butt, and Biggles rides again!

I forgot to post this one last week.

Some chairs get sexed, we go for a rave by the river, there's a new breed of Power Rangers, and Jonathan stops us from talking about videogames.

Namor is the flavor of the day as your dismal jesters praise Strong Jesus and discuss Biblical tales. We also have a dick-flinging prequel to Game of Thrones, a club full of clowns, and Shaggy truths.

Are you ready to do a football? Would you like to rock out while learning road safety? Ever watched a frog kiss a chicken? Time to find out.

We made Slunge, we don't know why, dunk it on yourself... don't let it dry. Jonathan has no mouth and must scream, Willem Dafoe is in a Speed reboot, and we meet the friendly face of sleep paralysis.

The sound is horrid in this one. Sorry. However, the Loony Toons get horny. Jonathan bashes the fash and gets freaky. Willem Dafoe gets some sexy bicycle shorts.

Jonathan becomes CEO of the Cum Company, Willem Dafoe's bones aren't his own, and Crabnuts returns...

Jonathan needs to bring a bucket and a mop. You know why. You know how wet that pussy is. Ass. It's as wet as ass.

A Victorian family requests alms, Mindhunter is a comedy hit, and Willem Dafoe time travels to avoid assassination.

The Predator takes a stand, Conrad provides marriage guidance, and meat's back on the menu. Say hello to Captain Tummies!

As cities quiet in the wake of a global pandemic, you can take it easy with three men who will never go viral. Jonathan did foot spying, Willem Dafoe is a dirty doctor, and the tactics of Wile E. Coyote get discussed.

Jonathan hosts a viewing party for Star Wars Episode IX. Willem Dafoe deduces a shooting with pizza clues.

Someone who looks like Jonathan is the hottest new DuckTales character, we have celebrity gossip, and Willem Dafoe reveals his pizza secret.

After fashioning his suit of slugs, Jonathan embarks on a quest to stop kids from vaping before becoming a sarcastic old man. CRABNUTS IS HERE!