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Bottle Crow Reborn
by Scanline Media
Bottle Crow returns! The revival of the friendly but focused Dota 2 podcast, Bottle Crow Reborn is a new feed because the old one is broken and inaccessible. Colin, Emily, and Jesse return to talk more about Valve's premier MOBA, the pro scene around it, the fanfiction about it, and so much more.
Episodes
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 217 – Blue Collar Manners
You can understand something and not "get" it. Like, I understand better what Nick was thinking now. But I don't get it. I will never GET it. It can't be done. His mind, if it can be called such, does not follow human paths and methods of deduction and reason. But I do kind of understand. Join…
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Bottle Crow Arteezy’s Speakeasy 1 – Apex Breakfast
Teaaaaa tiiiiime! You know, after we recorded this, I noticed two BONUS TEAS that I was given by Harvey & Sons that I can try next time. They're not, you know... BREAKFAST teas. The best teas, or at least my favorites. Though I do also like a nice oolong. And green can be ok. Anyone. Tea good.…
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 216 – Huey Lemons and the Looms
yknow. i'm eating twizzlers rn. and. no? no. why do we tolerate these. like, i enjoyed them when i was a kid. because kids are morons. but this is lightly artifical strawberry flavored wax. this SUCKS. this is BAD. honestly red vine isn't like god's gift to man but it's at least a CANDY. this is…
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 215 – Latent Juices
Professor Latent and the Curious Juices. ...Boy I hate that, I started typing and the end result sucked, huh? Many such cases. Anyway please enjoy the first and probably last podcast where I'm high. Unless you count the painkillers, that's happened before and probably will again. Those ones…
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Bottle Crow Reborn – Patch 7.41e Special
But not really. We BARELY talk about the patch. It's really a Hatcast. And there are a few winners, but it's mostly a dire Hatcast. ...Not dire like Dire like Radiant and Dire. Dire like bad. Bad hats. You get the idea. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well…
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 214 – Paint the Door, Get on the Floor
One roadtrip later, and our relationship is forever changed. Probably. I'll be honest, it doesn't feel that different. Oh, let me offer you an update! A lot of the problems I bring up in this episode have since been addressed. I have a window AC unit and it's wonderful! The drivers in my local…
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 213 – For the Want of Pop Rocks
Given that I was on painkillers for this recording, editing it was a journey of "huh I don't remember any of this. Did I say that? Ok." And I didn't say anything too wild. This was in fact a very tame episode. But it's a strange feeling. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 212 – Presumably There’s A Persia
Motorslice fans please don't talk to me, please get away from me. It's time for the debut of Games Critic Nick as he gets surprisingly worked up about a bad, semi-horny semi-action game voiced by the lady you all know and love from Kramer Hentai Adventure 2. I don't know what to tell you, gang....
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 211 – Buce Spingsteen
There was no such thing as a small town on a Forge World like Novus Jersey, but The Boss's hometown was as close as you could find. Still, between the massive factoriums and their choking clouds of black smoke, the sky was a rare sight, even on the least dense place on the planet. But on the rare...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 210.1 – Corpus Christi
Well, Nick was a very good sport about trying to guess all the pokemon. It's only fair if I do the same. Warning- mine takes longer, and is MUCH more boring. Great podcast to fall asleep to. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 210 – Iceon, Frosteon, Volteon, Firemon, Flameyeon
Now, podcaster! ENJOYYYYYY THE MOON! Beer, peeps, mochi, a flight of M&M's. Which are possessive? That's weird, huh. The latest from amateur Dota 2 team 6reg Se7en! And of course, Nick proving his worth in a deadly game of... naming pokemon. We've got it all this week. Join the Bottle Crow…
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Bottle Crow Reborn – Patch 7.41 Special
There's a part of me that's surprised we still do these. Should we do them for Deadlock? Idk, I just had that thought, I'll run it by Nick. Facets are dead, Tinker is... interesting, Meepo changes are NUTTY, idk gang we'll see how this patch shapes out in play! I mean. ~I~ won't. But you know....
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 209 – He Has To Bounce On It
Sorry, Nick's cat: I tried to think of another good title, but this is all I had. Blame your misfortune on the circumstances of your birth. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! There's also the new Scanline Media Discord...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Gackyshow 1 – Artifact of Child Lore
Some might say with a name like "EternalEnvy" we should have anticipated ways in which he might become someone we didn't want to hitch our wagon to. That maybe him turning into a greedy and craven day trader was less of a transformation and more of a revealing one's true colors. We may never know...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 208 – Justice for Emma
I will never doubt Emma again. ...I will doubt Emma again. I wonder if she's ever had giardiniera. Do you think she's Chicagoan? Or Italian? I mean she sounds American, but, I can't narrow down more than that. I do feel Midwest, because the Midwest is generally a pretty neutral accent. And maybe…
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 207 – In Rhode Island with the Small Butt
A little holiday cheer goes a bit... too far as we pod for almost two and a half hours. Inside, there are celebrations, there's a little despair, there's Hot, Haz, and Claus, and maybe, just maybe... a little hope. Nah I'm kidding, no hope here. Not our brand. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to…
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Bottle Crow Reborn – Patch 7.40 Special
This guitar-playing hero has to play Guitar Hero to power his ult! The Note Highway is open to all those whose hearts move to the beat. And for everyone else, there are some truly daring new hats, the beginning of the end of facets, minor hero reworks, and HELM OF THE UNDYING IS DEAD! TONIGHT WE...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 206 – A Very Thankful Episode 2025
OR: White Fuge Balmore It would be a shame to waste a pretty fantastic title, so I put it there, even though the Thankful Episode doesn't get a specific title like that. Y'know, if you add a comma, it could be like... a rare spawn in Final Fantasy XI. "White Fuge, Balmore " should...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 205 – Baking Is A Cooking
All worlds are secret, because all men are brothers. Hey, Lesotho's a lot bigger than I thought, y'know? Another dumb American moment I'm afraid, wish I was better than that but here we are. At least I'm not putting ginger ale in beef stock like that's something I should put in my body. That…
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 204 – [Allen-Unsafe] Q comes before R? That’s CRAZY
Why is it that the Oreos are the ones in pieces? I thought Reese's had the pieces. Well, what can you do I suppose. You wanna know something funny? After that conversation about how neither of us really care about Hollow Knight Silksong, I was convinced (pretty easily) to give it another shot and...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 204 – [Allen-Safe] Q comes before R? That’s CRAZY
Why is it that the Oreos are the ones in pieces? I thought Reese's had the pieces. Well, what can you do I suppose. You wanna know something funny? After that conversation about how neither of us really care about Hollow Knight Silksong, I was convinced (pretty easily) to give it another shot and...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 203 – Non-Canon Sailor Moon Proportions
Promises delivered. Hatcast. Bikinicast. Midnight Baja Blast. Mountain Dew Dragon Fruit at last. Rice candy from the past. I'm out of rhymes. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! There's also the new Scanline Media…
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 202 – August Sith
August the 13th be with you- and also with you. Y'know, we were supposed to talk about that new lil f- can I curse in here? I don't think I can, I think since this is on like iTunes and any kid could see it, I can't cuss in the description. Well the new lil GUY they added to Dota 2. And we...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 201 – Chris Luck of the Draw
Unfortunately, I'm now wary about trying those energy drink jellies. Like. If this is how the pudding one turned out, why would I do that again voluntarily? I could try CC Lemon. Or Vita C. Or hell, just drink more brands of milk tea and go "yep this is good" every time. Honest, if they sold 12...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 200-II – Enter Your Mind Freak Palace
Aka Let Your Mind Freak Flag Fly. Aka I Can Be Your Chris Angel or Your Chris Devil. Aka Who Is Dr. Mario. Your choice, gang. Weird ep. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! There's also the new Scanline Media Discord for...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 200, For Real – BioShock Infinite Still Sucks
Well, it's been a long road getting here. It's been, in fact, a lot more than 200 episodes, thanks to our stupid naming conventions. But regardless- here we are. Whatever the real number is, we're calling this episode 200. It's time to settle old scores. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Taco Chingling 3 – Live Mas Live 2
What happened once might maybe happen twice. It did in this case at least. Taco Bell held a press event last year, and they did it again. We covered it then, so we're doing it again. Really all there is to it. How many months til those fuckin crunchwraps they announced at the last one actually…
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Bottle Crow Reborn – Patch 7.38 Special
God, it's been so long. How does this go again? "They put out a huge patch for Dota 2 and we talked about it for over two hours." God, the last Patch Notes Special was nine months ago. But seriously: they flooded the map! They added crafting (kind of)! They redid a ton of Facets! And perhaps most...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Never Be 200 – I Bought SoundCloud
I cannot promise you that episode 200 is real, or ever will be. What I can tell you is, we have a plan. We're gonna go into the past. We're gonna tackle... well. For those with long memories and a long history with us (ahem, no one), let's say this... we once tried to record a certain podcast…
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Bottle Crow Reborn Jack’s Snacks 2 – American Pudding
...stay away from meeee, heee! american pudding! cornstarch let me beeee, heee! don't come hangin round my spoon, pudding textured like a lagoon i got better things to eat, you bring shame to the word sweet now pudding! ok done now i'm tired of this bit Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out…
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Bottle Crow Reborn Still Not 200 – Chili Trionis
The danger at this point is if I try to invent fictional Taco Bell items to deceive Nick, it'll turn out some of them are real. We've all noticed the rotating roster of Taco Bell ingredients. Beans, cheese, tortilla, beef, chips, nacho cheese, sour cream... the Invoker of the Bell has already...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode Not 200 – Five. Candy. Cigarettes.
Aw. That's so sad! See this? It's the world's tiniest omelette, cooking just for you. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! There's also the new Scanline Media Discord for Scanline stuff more generally. We’re on iTunes,...
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Bottle Crow Queue Time 1 – Keighleys Minus Keighley
It's like Garfield Minus Garfield! Kinda. As you'll hear in short order, I don't like or respect Geoff Keighley, or The Game Awards, a yearly video game awards and news presentation that supports some shitty causes while suppressing things like strikes, unions, etc. Rats can get f- mmmm I don't...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 199 – That’s the Episode Title
It's a very sincere episode as Nick and I (hi, this is Six, I write these, I think Nick wrote like one? ever?) try to do our normal podcast without resorting to faux anger, hyperbole, or misrepresentation. It's harder than you think, given our relationship. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check…
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 198 – Jokie Is Strong
There's nothing in the title "mixologist" that says it has to be drinks. For that matter, lots of "bars" qualify for "bartending." ...Damn, the speed with which this bit became boring! Anyway. Jelly bean cocktails, luxurious Snickers, """""Cider"""" and more. Oh! And Dota, because they actually…
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 197 – Coddled Drink Baby
Ranch dressing. Since time immemorial it has enchanted mankind with its smooth flow and flavor. It is divisive, just as the Mighty Mississippi divides America. "Wings are better with blue cheese," they say. "Fries are better with ketchup," they whine. And sometimes they are right. Well, the…
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 196 – Four Loko Sommelier
I hope y'all like Carmilla. There's a loooot of Carmilla this ep. ...Wait wait wait don't leave! It's not til like 50, 55 minutes in! There's a lot of non-Carmilla pod I'm sorry come baaaaaaaaack Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and…
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 195 – Dumb Harrison Furred
Btw, you don't need to tell me the Hello Kitty thing is wrong. You can if you want. I pulled up tabs during the ep, and I left them open, and then looking at them AFTER the show, it was like "huh. No they say that's not true. Well. Ok." I don't really know what that means to be honest. I mean I...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Mini – Yo Soy Bird
It's been a year- the story can now be told. We lived a real-life Battle Crow... and because it was real, it therefore wasn't a Battle Crow. Let's go back in time, shall we? One year ago to the day, Nick and Six were in Disneyland, as was Allen aka Sir Not Appearing On This Episode.... Join the...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 194 – The Knives The Sonic The Hedgehog
We're allowed to talk about Deadlock now! And, fortunately, we want to. That always helps. Plus, there's a new Dota hero- that doesn't happen every day. Hell, it barely happens every year! Actually (squinting at a chart) in 2014 and 2018 we didn't get one! But otherwise, there's been at least one...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 193 – James Dress, Remember the Name
Also known as "Cream Cheese Dog Food." Also known as "I Can See My House From Here." Also known as "Is This A Zacchaeus." Also known as... idk, it's a podcast, you can listen to, outside. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 192 – Spring Eggs Betrayal
Now, I have some sympathy for influencers, and then I also have a lack of sympathy in some areas. Part of the blessing of Scanline not paying my bills is, I'm not beholden to audience numbers and such. Bottle Crow's existence was probably a good clue of that. Point is, I can make whatever I want,...
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Normal Crow Reborn Episode 191 – Catastrophically Failed Pants
This was supposed to be a Battle Crow (our monthly bonus Patreon show), but the guidance of Grace deemed it not to be. Press play with your Two Fingers and celebrate with us the start of the Summer of Sour, cracking open a normal one with the boyz, and marveling at the miracle of bagged tea. I…
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 190 – Clarified Orange Soda
Bad drinks for me are a religion, and CoffeeMate is the sh- wait, can I write that? Is Apple gonna get mad if I swear in the description? Hmmm. Listen I'm a "rule breaker" but like only when no one's gonna get mad at me. i dont like disappointing people. im sorry i will not swear in the show…
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Bottle Crow Reborn Patch 7.36 Special
Were you having trouble sleeping? Do you need to hear two idiots get confused by numbers for, oh, around two and a half hours? I have such good news for you. It's gonna be great. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners!…
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 189 – Twunk Mundo
For a certain subset of our audience, I should probably apologize for the amount of Dota talk this ep. It's... uncouth. We're supposed to be post-Dota, like post-modern but cooler. Well, I am. Nick is still in denial. I just try denial on sometimes, like a nice dress you can only bust out for...
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Bottle Crow Hatcast 3 – A Really Clean Swamp Hag
After EIGHT YEARS, the Hatcast returns! I mean honestly, with such a wealth of quality hats, how could we do otherwise. Bizarrely, impossibly, it seems like Dota is back. Leave it to me to say that not because of a good patch or new hero, but because of cosmetics. Listen, you know what I'm like....
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 188 – Dodging the Question
It's just... I mean, I guess 300 is a lot. It's a big number. But even SO I am surprised Giratina made the top 300. Is just every legendary in there? Probably, huh? Even though a lot of legendaries are just trash? Like, the Weather Trio from Unova: garbage. The stupid Lake Guardians from Diamond...
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 187 – Under Pressure
I'll try to get y'all the Riki Mahjong 2 rules for next episode. I doubt there's anyone chomping at the bit to get them, who really cares, but I have my pride to think of. Probably. That's what people say in these situations, isn't it? To be honest, I don't actually have my pride. But you…
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Bottle Crow Reborn Taco Chingling 2 – Live Mas Live
If you choose to walk away now, no one will blame you. There will always be more episodes. But if you stay here, and if you listen, you know what you're getting into. It's us listening to and talking over a bizarre Taco Bell press conference/event thing. You were warned. Join the Bottle Crow...
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Bottle Crow returns! The revival of the friendly but focused Dota 2 podcast, Bottle Crow Reborn is a new feed because the old one is broken and inaccessible. Colin, Emily, and Jesse return to talk more about Valve's premier MOBA, the pro scene around it, the fanfiction about it, and so much more.
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Bottle Crow returns! The revival of the friendly but focused Dota 2 podcast, Bottle Crow Reborn is a new feed because the old one is broken and inaccessible. Colin, Emily, and Jesse return to talk more about Valve's premier MOBA, the pro scene around it, the fanfiction about it, and so much more.
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