Boyfriend Material

GET TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SHOW HERE -> ⁠https://www.eventim.us/event/tickets/687902⁠This week the boys discuss the new animal creeping around Mando's house, his time as a star athlete, and how one of our friends might have super powers. Then they help a caller who wants space from the love of her life and another who is sick of dreaming about men.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

GET TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SHOW HERE -> ⁠https://www.eventim.us/event/tickets/687902⁠This week the boyfriends talk about Mando's journey to get clean. Then, they take a stroll down memory lane while trying to advise a caller on dealing with a petty friend. They also cancel everyone in the graduating class of 2014. If that's you, sorry, but you're cancelled now. You know what you said Ryan.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to ⁠patreon.com/midnightsnacktv⁠ and support the boys there

GET TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SHOW HERE -> https://www.eventim.us/event/tickets/687902This week the boys are back in town! They comfy up on a couch together to talk fast food, gummies, and t-shirts. Then, they lock in to give a guy who needs to sneak around some advice.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there

GET TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SHOW HERE --> https://www.eventim.us/event/tickets/687902This week the boys talk about their neighbors, who range from crazy cat ladies to "a danger to dogs". Then they discuss how one dumb teen ruined a vacation for a plane full of people. After that, the boys help a caller whose partner is currently deep in the sea, protecting our country from CCP Dolphin attacks.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

GET TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SHOW HERE --> https://www.eventim.us/event/tickets/687902Wow one hundred episodes! Here’s to ten more! This week the boys discuss keys to having a good summer and the dao of Ted. Then they help a caller who is tired of being a bland plus-one at their partner’s work functions and next help a gf with a low sex drive bf and lay down some hard (wink) truths.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about the Ren Faire and the various things on display on the fairgrounds. Then they discuss how the olden times might be better than current humans ceding their souls to robots. After that, the boys help a caller with a newly thick wife who doesn't want her to lose any lbs and another caller whose new love interest is lying about his height.PLAYLIST HERE: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0gFyEsQU5V6ntvCIdFQqjN?si=Gll8d4g-Tp6m6G6H9aZLXQIf you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys discuss our unstoppable predictive powers, revisiting the horror of cruise ships, and the discomfort associated with watching Euphoria. Then they help callers with very fun problems like being too loud in bed and hitting it off with a hung trans girl. Real braggadocious hours over here. Featuring special guest Allie Goertz!If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about the favorite pastimes of the elderly and how ultimately our insecurities don’t matter. Then they take on the male skincare industry's gay panic before helping a caller with an overly competitive girlfriend. Lastly, they come up with some creative solutions for a caller with a scaredy cat nephew who makes them look for monsters under the bed when they’re actually all on private islands.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

Griff's internet was out this week so the boyfriends sacrificed a PREMIUM PATREON episode to the RSS gods. This week, we dive into the occult to answer life's greatest question: how do I recover after losing a baddie?If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

In this special episode, the boys talk about a sordid real world case file where two of the most loathsome people imaginable start a wildly inappropriate relationship. No one comes out of this story unscathed. Everyone takes a hit, including the psychic damage the boys receive from going over police report text transcripts. It’s harrowing stuff folks.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about the devil’s lettuce and the weapons-grade ganja that has been developed in the unchecked weed strength arms race. They then help a caller who has a super low smoke tolerance and then they help a caller who needs help breaking up with their plug who has literally gotten too high on their own supply.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

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This week the boys talk about Mando becoming the Batman of our neighborhood and then we get very sacrilegious for Easter. The boys go on to help a caller who has a couple of newly-dating friends who are mashing the turbo button on PDA. Then they help a caller whose good boyfriend is in a bad band. Many such cases.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys discuss the hip hop equivalent to a Neil Diamond banger and then come face to face with their mortality realizing when songs came out. Next they discuss problematic historical figures (most of them) and the faces on our currency. Then they help a caller with a road-raging partner and second caller who is on the precipice of a breakup.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about the Oscar winning film Rocky and its disturbing model for relationships on film in the 70s and 80s. Then they help a caller whose new dating prospect has a friend lurking on Instagram. Yikes! The boys go on to help a caller with the classic dilemma of having a cat who is way more into their partner. You can feed them and take them off the streets but cats love to play favorites.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about a certain country getting absolutely crushed in a worldwide baseball tournament and also discuss America’s century of humiliation. Then they field a question all the way from Australia about a truly nightmarish roommate scenario and really ruminate on possible solutions to a sitcom level of bad behavior.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about a whole new kind of car trouble and Mando’s close call. Then they flawlessly segue into helping a caller who is dealing with sexist mechanics who are taking her for a ride. They close out the episode helping a caller whose wild dreams aren’t car-related but still involve a drag race.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about Mando’s train tragedy in San Diego and taking pot, doing alcohol, and getting sexed on. Then they talk about the biggest times they were disappointed by fast food before helping a caller who is an adult with teen haters and another caller whose mistaken flower delivery ended a friend's relationship with a dirtbag. Everybody wins in this one, folks. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about Griff getting love-crimed(?) at AutoZone and how we might be the last computer literate generation. Then they help a caller who wants to be invited to after work hangs, and then they spiral down a rabbit hole about the not-so-secret cabal of scum who are controlling the world, but then circle back to gay pride - so a real heartwarming time for all.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about waking up one day and realizing you’re the adult in any given situation as the freedom of being a self-aware gay. Then they put the fine in fine arts and help a caller with a portrait problem, followed by a caller with a grandma who is engaging in psychological warfare like only an old biddy can.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about “the big game.” You know the one we mean. Seriously we can’t say it because they are very litigious, but it was on Sunday and had terrible commercials. Some of the worst companies on earth spent ten thousand teacher salaries on these ads. Hope that narrows it down.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about the general strike and how other countries see our sorry American asses. Then they talk about how Elon is even too uncool for the worst people on the planet. They then flawlessly segue into helping a caller with a very bright neighbor dilemma, and another caller who needs tips for going on a gay cruise (not Tom).

This week the boys talk about Mando’s standup comedy set that crushed for reasons he didn’t even realize, then they talk about the downsides of going viral on the twitter with its cadre of virgin keyboard jockeys. Then they help a caller who is afraid their partner is outgrowing them, and next field one from a caller with a social butterfly boyfriend who is running her ragged. Her social tanks are empty, dawg. Cool it for a weekend.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about Mando witnessing the beginning of the great clanker civil war and then discuss how they would handle a Brewster’s Millions scenario. Then they help an ally caller who finds themselves in trans and queer spaces but doesn’t care for the term used to identify them as a cis person. But it turns out it might be the coolest badge of honor you can have.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about Mando's birthday and the icy hand of old age that reached out and touched his shoulder, which now aches for some reason. Then they help a caller whose boyfriend has a cringy saying that gives her the ick, followed by a caller who has a totally different vacation style than her boyfriend. Real nitty gritty relationship stuff here, folks.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there! 

This week the boys talk about how BBQ prices have gotten out of hand and the diabolical concept of a birthday month. Then they help a caller whose new bf is sleep flailer. Then they help a pair of swingers with a classic conundrum and spend too much time on the wiki for the film Shallow Hal. Then they read some messages that got sent to their new domain acquisition. Best money they’ve ever spent. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!  

This week the boys talk about Griff’s fake out marriage proposal misadventures and toxic masculinity. Then they help a caller whose bf’s mormon family does a dry NYE celebration which is not exactly waterslide fun. Then the help a caller who is a scumbag at heart, who is at their upperclass SO’s parents for the holidays. To close out we make the best purchase of the year.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

Ho Ho Ho! This week the boys talk about a Mando’s dog, whose colon was set on "firehose." Then they discuss more pet pros and cons which dovetails perfectly into the subject of personalized menu items. Then the boys help a caller who has to break their mother’s heart by not going home for Xmas. This podcast does not endorse or condone the breaking of mom hearts.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!  

This week the boys talk about being California sober and company holiday parties. Then they talk about the future of rideshares and our robot car underlords. The boys have such a good time being friends they only get to one question from a caller whose dad is a terrible xmas gift giver. So bad in fact, that getting nothing is actually preferable.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about Mando being off that fent and his personal beef with Delta. Then they help a caller who has been dating their partner so long they don't have an anniversary. Then they get one of the best emails they've ever received and it's some high-test chisme that is the true gift to us all.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about Mando’s weekly brush with death (winter edition) and then talk about our holidays and how boys be sweltering and ladies be freezing. Then they help a caller whose brother keeps getting confused for her partner by waitstaff. Then they help a caller who is actually a therapist dealing with clients’ holiday family strife. Who helps the helpers, right?If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about how there is no Thanksgiving song, how Mando just missed the free-for-all violence of classic Black Friday, and and chilling tale of Griff’s exes past. Then they help a caller who is dating a guy with questionable bumper stickers, and next help a caller whose significant other makes mashed potatoes (terribly) and must have an intervention. That's some wack mash, dawg.If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about a pitched battle with neighborhood raccoons, the return of woke, and what the junk on your desk says about a person. Then, after a deep yap sesh, the boys help a caller who has a very strained relationship with their dad and doesn't wanna travel to New Mexico for Thanksgiving. More like Land of Disenchantment, am I right? If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about strip clubs, melatonin, Walton Goggins, and Wario. Pretty standard stuff. Then they help a caller whose roommates still like to watch Harry Potter (barf) and then they help another caller whose recently divorced, brash mom is joining their quiet shy in-laws for the holidays. A classic sitcom premise if you ask us.   If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about the great game of baseball and Griff’s visit to Los Angeles to witness the last game of the World Series. Then they help a caller who needs to start standing up for themselves and then help another caller who needs some conversational camouflage to divert clients away from talking about touchy subjects. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about buy-nothing groups, the world’s saddest short stories, and existential horror movies. Then they help a caller whose roommate is a Halloween buzzkill and then help another caller who has a great costume but nowhere to wear it. A classic dilemma that we solved like total pros! If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about numbers and have some really high thoughts about them despite being stone sober (shameful). Then they discuss being uploaded into the cloud and the great American film Apollo 13. Then they help a caller who's partner who eats too much candy around Halloween and gets sick. Then they help a caller whose bestie is trying to bite her vampire style for a costume this year. We think this friend sucks! Bleh! If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!  

This week the boys talk about Mando’s new way of being and peeing and the mythical creatures known as fluffers. Then they discuss the show's inevitable hard right pivot/grift. Then they help a caller whose partner regularly hangs out with their ex’s mom. Then they hear from a caller whose bestie is using them as a social life raft and abandons them at bars to go flirt with dudes. Bad form hall-of-fame. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about seeing a friend group implode in real time, the trap of Xenophobia, and the protocol for a GF's birthday. Then they help a caller who has to downgrade a friend with limited benefits to an acquaintance at best. Then they help a caller who wants to make a sex tape for her vacationing husband. Terrible OPSEC, but honestly, respect. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

The boys are back in (their respective) towns! They talk about their adventures, missed headlines, and the French. Like a lot. Then, they help out a caller who's friends treat him like a divorced dad. Oh also, this might be the record for the longest intro ever. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!  

This week the boys help a caller who's mortal enemy is an adorable pup that loves everyone except them. Then, we give advice on what to do when your friend ignores your texts but is still posting up a storm. Oh, and we talk about that crazy lady at the Phillies game. Remember that? It was like month ago, but not for us, this episode was pre-recorded. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boyfriends help a caller who's partner refuses to feed them. They then help a caller who's boyfriend's dirty car is ruining the relationship. But more importantly, here's a DISCLAIMER. We're all traveling, so we batch recorded episodes. That means any "relevant" sounding comments are PURELY COINCIDENTAL. Seriously, we recorded this episode on September 7th.  If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about the most important meal of the day and how a bad breakfast can ruin your life. They then help a caller with a barber problem and another caller with who gave an honest review of a hookup’s bedroom skills that caused them to spiral. Dude couldn’t leave well enough alone.  If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about the end of an era and the beginning of Mando’s (booze) sober lifestyle. Then the boys help a caller who loves good TV with a gf who only likes bad TV, and then they help a newly single lesbian plan a closing strategy for a hookup. They close up the show talking about an obituary we were all robbed of this week. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about a getting attacked by a tiny gang in East LA and the glory of Kaiser Permanente. Then they help a caller headed to a pool party with a new romantic prospect, and then they hear from a caller whose bf follows some OF creators on Insta. As long as he’s not sending DMs everything should be ok. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about the chemical in a boyfriend’s brain that makes them cringe and dive deep into AI chatbot psychosis. Then they help a caller who has been watching horror movies through his fingers with his spooky gf, and after that they help a caller who got ghosted by a girl who still likes all his instagram stories. Inscrutable behavior if you ask me. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about overhearing some real dummies talking, turtle porn, and car hookahs. Then they help a caller who has been called a dry texter and another person who’s bf selectively didn’t mention he went to a strip club for a friend’s birthday. Gotta come clean, bro. So to speak. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about their delicate mental health and Family Guy headstones. Then they read one of the worst posts ever to grace reddit. Then they help a caller with tips for a good d*ick pic, and another caller who got an ick-pick after a guy came on way too strong on a first date. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about being hyper-unemployed, the dark concept of TikTok begging and how much they miss office lunch. Then they help a caller who’s gf has mysterious secret finsta, and another caller who’s bf brought them to the location of their first date - except she has NEVER been there before. Lesson here, don’t be romantic. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!