Brain Noise

Episodes

1. 68

   Editing my new one hour Special (out soon)

   While editing my new one hour special, Dave (the editor) makes a sweeping admission that will shock the world... and his wife. Special will be out later this year. Orny Adams Brain Noise

   Jan 22, 2010
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   Sirius XM ad (alternate version unseen) with Elvis, Richard Pryor, Michael Jordan, Howard Stern

   This version aired just one time and got pulled for some reason. Orny Adams Brain Noise

   Nov 30, 2009
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   Target owes me 3 bucks!

   I feel much better now that I have made this vlog. Orny Adams Brain Noise

   Aug 19, 2009
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   The adventures of Orny and Ashley Hamilton on Dancing with the Stars

   My good friend Ashley Hamilton will be following in his fathers dance steps as a contestant on the new season of Dancing with the Stars. Ashley has asked for my help. Watch the adventure as I help him every step of the way on DancingWithAshley.com. Orny Adams Brain Noise

   Aug 17, 2009
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   The potbelly is in!

   FINALLY! Can you imagine my elation when I came upon this article in The New York Times? Orny Adams Brain Noise

   Aug 16, 2009
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   These two songs make NO sense to me STILL!

   This is an experiment gone horribly wrong. I am warning you-- this video sucks. I am partially embarrassed to even post it. But I am. Spend the next two minutes doing something else unless you want to help me understand why I am even posting this. I couldn't get these two songs, from my…

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   Jul 1, 2009
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   Dancing with the Stars: Steve Wozniak founder of Apple and the Two Step

   I finally broke down and started watching Dancing with the Stars-- but for one reason-- to watch Apple Computer founder and super super geek Steve Wonziak. THIS is entertainment. But watch the hypocrisy I have uncovered in the computer world. Apple, and believe me nobody drinks the Apple kool-Aid...

   Mar 19, 2009
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   Industrial Carpeting

   Ugly industrial carpeting-- need I say more. Well maybe. Orny Adams Brain Noise

   Feb 4, 2009
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   Dutch E. Adams energy plan

   Please support this guy's energy plan. I wrote this concept and then brought it to my friends Adam McKay and Chris Henchy over at funnyordie.com. They got me connected with Lauren Palmigiano who set the whole thing up. (Thank you Lauren!) It was edited by the very talented Drew Antzis. This is…

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   Oct 23, 2008
10. 59

    The truth behind Napoleon and Waterloo

    An ad in the LA Times today reveals the reason behind Napoleon's career ending loss at Waterloo. Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Oct 21, 2008
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    Your weekly mishmash 10-10-08

    Here's everything rattling around inside my brain this week. Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Oct 10, 2008
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    Palm Springs Shower Shocker

    A shower taught me something about myself. Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Oct 2, 2008
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    Outraged badminton fans speak out!

    Unbeknownst to me and most of the world (the sane world) there is a group of ardent, outspoken, defensive, devoid of senses of humor badminton fanatics... that are outright mean at times. There is no joking about badminton with these people-- it is their religion. I discovered this when I posted…

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    Aug 27, 2008
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    Badminton an Olympic Sport?

    I was forced to play badminton at camp. I never took it seriously. Never thought it was sport. Is it? Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Aug 13, 2008
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    Obama The Arugula Man

    I didn't realize liberals were such wimps until I really sat down to think about it... here are my thoughts followed by Obama's latest campaign ad. Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Aug 7, 2008
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    Kidney transplants and STOP charging us to check luggage

    I'm up in San Francisco for a wedding and to do a benefit for a friend who is uninsured and defaulting on a kidney transplant. Of course my flight was delayed AGAIN. I am now booking myself on airlines that do not charge for luggage. Delta JUST doubled it's fee to check luggage. It is getting...

    Aug 1, 2008
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    Uncontained Laughter: The Stolen Sandwich

    High crimes in Malibu. This is what happens when men act like boys. We stole some cute girl's sandwich to get her attention. It didn't work. But we got a huge laugh out of it. The clip may get a little confusing as a few other people come and go-- ignore them. Enjoy the laughter. Orny Adams Brain...

    Jul 28, 2008
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    I divide the world again... with my hair

    I get countless (about six) emails a year about my hair. It seems to be of concern to many of you (six a year). Some love it and some insist that I cut it. And to those six people (two are my parents and one is my sister) I dedicate this vlog. And then some don't say anything until I decide to…

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    Jun 27, 2008
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    NYC vlog #3: June 25, 2008

    Here is my final blog about my trip to NYC... well I have one more of me heading home to edit. I have 3 more to edit as matter of fact... so stay tuned. I greatly shortened this one-- I had all these clips of me running around from club to club, but it started to feel a bit self congratulatory.…

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    Jun 26, 2008
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    NYC vlog #2: June 20, 2008

    More adventures in the city. I shot a blog and it all got deleted on my camcorder. I am off to find a NEW coffee shop. Enjoy. Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Jun 20, 2008
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    NYC vlog #1: June 17, 2008

    Here is my horrendous flight detailed and my first morning back in NYC back in the old-- neighborhood captured on tape. Caught my old doorman and mailman and of course Gay Al. That is what everybody calls him. He has been a fixture on the block FOREVER and lives in a rent controlled place for…

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    Jun 17, 2008
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    What a Wonderful World remix

    I am really hoping this is my last singing video. I hope I have gotten it all out of my system. (As do I suspect many of you.) This is basically an extension of a “Grand Old F**k”-- I recycled many of the same themes. What can I say, little has changed in the past few weeks—and I felt like…

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    Jun 9, 2008
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    Grand Old F**K

    I knew something was bothering me but I couldn't figure it out. And then I just started to sing... and the collective frustration streamed out of me. I'm sure I missed something... Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Apr 24, 2008
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    Me inside THE INSIDER

    This is my latest piece for The Insider TV show... Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Apr 5, 2008
25. 44

    My first fashion show for Entertainment Tonight

    Entertainment Tonight sent me into one of the most uptight cultures -- the world of fashion-- and I couldn't take it seriously at all. Some girl named Lauren Conrad from the MTV reality show "The Hills" was showing her new line of clothing. So I interviewed her and her friends from the show. And...

    Mar 18, 2008
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    Tips for going missing and avoiding getting killed

    As sometimes happens in my comedy, the funny is lost in a serious message I am compelled to get out. I believe wholeheartedly every word and premise I postulate in this piece... but topics of death and missing children are inflammatory to say the least. I am just the messenger. This has long...

    Mar 10, 2008
27. 42

    Chasing paparazzi chasing Britney-- my new Entertainment Tonight piece...

    I almost died and got beat up on this one... so enjoy. Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Mar 6, 2008
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    ET assignment: My ride along with paparazzi chasing Britney

    Yesterday I spent all day chasing Britney Spears and other celebrities on assignment for Entertainment Tonight. It's not a glamorous job. I went in there thinking I could make a funny piece-- but these guys DO NOT JOKE around. And they let you know you are an outsider. I rode with Craig Williams...

    Mar 2, 2008
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    Orny at Oscars party for Entertainment Tonight

    Right now I am on the front page of ET online. If I somehow move to lower on the page-- here is the permanent link. Orny Adams at The Oscars Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Feb 26, 2008
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    Brain Noise announcement.... Orny partners with CBS

    I have been keeping quiet about this. But I have partnered with CBS to create some Brain Noise type content. My first video will be up later today at ETonline.com. Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Feb 25, 2008
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    Orny vs The Panda

    I'm out of the viral game! Done. What was supposed to be an exciting event in my life... having a video featured on the front page of Myspace.com turned into a harsh reality and wake up call for me. Watch and learn. Other names for this blog could be: • Panda’s ass more interesting than me •…

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    Feb 22, 2008
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    My lunar eclipse experience

    Well I did it. I went out and looked at this lunar eclipse that everybody kept insisted I go see. The next one is in 2010. But what I wanted to see... I didn't see... Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Feb 21, 2008
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    Happy Valentine's Day Gary Coleman

    Gary Coleman brought us so much joy and laughter in the 80s... and then things got tough for him. But this Valentine's Day he is the happiest man in the world. And I'm happy for him! Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Feb 14, 2008
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    Zoo in Palm Desert, CA

    Just a quick update from my trip to Palm Desert, CA. I never intended to become the animal correspondent-- but this apparently is the direction my career has taken me. This morning I went to the zoo and was reminded of that deadly tiger attack at the San Francisco Zoo. (Go full volume on this...

    Feb 12, 2008
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    Lipstick Jungle... did you miss it?

    There was a major TV event this week. The premier of Lipstick Jungle and NBC gave the new show the all out push. I doubt you missed it. But in case you did... here is my play by play of the minutes leading up to the premier. Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Feb 9, 2008
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    Dogs NOT on Leashes

    I have a slight fear of dogs running up to me... this is my story. This is one vlog I really wish I could watch individually with each of you-- it's fun to me-- and I would love to see your reaction. Enjoy. And spread the Noise. Oa Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Feb 6, 2008
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    The Real Superbowl Losers...

    The biggest losers had to be the AD AGENCIES. Some of the worst ads I have ever seen. I was going to review the best ads, but I can not even think of one! I’m really sorry that this technology that can make babies look like they’re talking came along. Now it’s in all these commercials. Talking...

    Feb 4, 2008
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    Steve Martin Book Review

    The Orny Book Club is back with a strong recommendation for Steve Martin's "Born Standing Up." And here is some suggestive read from my blog ComedyWonk.com: "How to be upstaged by a star like Robin Williams." Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Feb 3, 2008
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    My Superbowl Essay 2008

    Symbols and reminders of the Superbowl are everywhere. Did you know that watching the game can be dangerous? Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Feb 1, 2008
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    The Most Unbelievable Thing Happened to Me

    This is an absolute first for me. And yes, I am bragging. Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Jan 30, 2008
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    The People Problem... Not Housing Problem

    Is there a really a housing crisis or is it a people crisis? Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Jan 29, 2008
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    Rain rain go away...

    We have had more rain this week in Los Angeles than we had all last year-- or they lied to us on the news. Either way... CUE THE MUDSLIDES! Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Jan 27, 2008
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    Heath Ledger, The Real Tragedy

    My thoughts on what we need to know and what we deserve to know about Heath Ledger's death. And in a rare moment I discuss sports. Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Jan 25, 2008
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    Q & A with Oa (Round #1)

    You asked. I answered. Q & A round #1. Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Jan 24, 2008
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    Shame of Using Coupons

    Maybe I'm the only one a little self conscious about using coupons in stores... maybe not. Talking about coupons and rebates on this one. Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Jan 22, 2008
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    The New BRAIN NOISE Banner... and Why

    Brain Noise has gone BIG TIME with its own banner. This is how I spent half my my weekend. And now I am going to waste half my morning shaving... I hate shaving... watch and learn why... Oa Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Jan 22, 2008
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    How much bigger are sales receipts going to get?

    This is a VIDEO BLOG that was inspired by a HUGE, waste of paper, sales receipt I got shopping at CVS pharmacy. I didn't even get to touch upon those ridiculous scrolls you get when you shop at an electronics store. One receipt I got was so big it had a trunk. Oa Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Jan 21, 2008
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    FIRE SALE: A bad time to advertise (on the internet)

    Orny Adams Brain Noise

    Jan 19, 2008