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Bravo Maestra
by Calisa
Welcome to Bravo Maestra! Your host is a teacher by day and Bravo Super Fan, well, 24/7/365.
Episodes
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56: The Valley Reunion + RHOM + RHOC
Calisa discusses the trend of rage bait seeping into our beloved happy place: Bravo TV. Then she covers The Valley reunion, the Real Housewives of Miami AND the Real Housewives of Orange county. Find out who she wants off "her show," who she needs more of, and as always, the best and worst…
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*55*: The Valley Finale! + RHOM + RHOC Quick Thoughts
Calisa first talks about Jenn reaching out to her - a "BLOGGER" - and The Valley's Michelle and Aaron's break up then goes into a full recap of The Valley season 2 finale. (Listen in for a way random nostalgic throwback to the 2003 drama film, Mona Lisa Smile and how only Calisa can relate it to...
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54: The Valley + RHOM + RHOC
Another SUPERSIZED episode covering The Real Housewives of Orange County AND Miami and The Valley! Plus, Calisa talks about the news that Jax will not be returning to The Valley next season, more revelations from Vanderpump Rules's Scheana's new book, as well as the Coldplay affair popping up in...
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53: Real Housewives of Orange County Season Premiere! + The Valley + Real Housewives of Miami
We've got a triple feature! Starting with the season premiere of the Real Housewives of Orange County, followed by The Valley, then the goddesses of the Real Housewives of Miami! Listen for poll results and a discussion of the news that Scheana released about her husband Brock! Instagram:...
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52: The Valley + Real Housewives of Miami
Kristen Doute gets engaged! The ladies in Miami are a real life telenovela - or is it a horror show? I'm not sure with the way they edited this episode and the way these ladies are behaving... and we finally we meet the new RHOM housewife, Stephanie Shojaee! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by…
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*51*: I'm back! The Valley + Real Housewives of Miami
Calisa's back on the mic! In this comeback episode, she's covering The Valley and the Real Housewives of Miami as well as what’s next for the pod. Expect the same chill vibe with can't-help-but-be-honest takes with some exciting updates. Whether you've been here from the start or you're just…
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*50*: RHOC!
If you're not watching the Real Housewives of Orange County, you need to be! The ladies are still on their girls trips in Big Bear + La Quinta and delivering scene after scene full of conversations and drama that feel fresher and more authentic than Calisa has seen in a LONG time. Then in...
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49: RHOC
This ep the Real Housewives of Orange County go to Big Bear + La Quinta and Calisa has some hot takes when it comes to Tamra and Shannon! She also gives her hypothesis of what is up with Alexis, her analysis of Emily when it comes to Tamra, tries to follow the Heather-Gina-Katie of it all, and...
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48: RHOC + RHONJ Finale!
*SUPERSIZED* ep covering the season finale of the Real Housewives of New Jersey that went off the Rails! Plus, can't say they didn't warn Katie...It's yet another great week with the lovely ladies of the Real Housewives of Orange County! Thanks so much for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra…
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47: RHOC + RHONJ
*Double feature* covering the Real Housewives of Orange County AND the Real Housewives of New Jersey! Thanks so much for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)
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46: OC's back and so am I!
*Double feature* Calisa's back in time to cover the SEASON PREMIERE + ep 2 of the Real Housewives of Orange County! She analyzes Gina's real issue with Jennifer, gives her take on the new 'Wife Katie, and the full rundown on the Shannon and Alexis of it all. Thanks so much for listening!…
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*45*: RHONJ
Calisa covers the Real Housewives of New Jersey as they try to piece together what happened between Jen Aydin and Danielle at Teresa's Tulum party. Thanks so much for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)
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44: That RHONJ episode!
It's the Real Housewives of New Jersey episode we've been waiting for and wooo was it a doozy! So many of the ladies show their true colors and Calisa gets into it all including Jackie running out of friends to be Friends Of, Tre revealing her snake-like agenda on camera, and of course, the...
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43: Summer House Reunion 2 + RHONJ Quick Thoughts
Schools out for summer and that's a wrap on Summer House! Andy + the cast may not call out the (alleged) demons but you know Calisa will. Then she gives her thoughts on the Real Housewives of New Jersey - and their significant others - and gives some personal and podcast updates. *I didn't forget...
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42: Summer House Reunion + The Valley Finale!
Calisa wraps up the surprisingly amazing first season of The Valley with a recap of the finale. Then it's the Summer House Reunion where some of her takes may shock you...She has no "Team" and is calling out all the monsters and (alleged) demons! Follow for fun polls + stories! Instagram:...
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41: Summer House Finale! + The Valley
Calisa calls it like she sees it covering the explosive season finale of Summer House and her takes may surprise you. The Valley recap is at the top of the episode this week and includes a defense of Jesse for once. And never again (probably). Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra…
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*40*: Summer House + The Valley
This episode includes notes on "What Would Jesse Solomon Do," the girls' convo w/Ciara about West, and of course the Lindsay + Carl of it all on Summer House. Calisa gets outraged at how people speak to each other on The Valley and wishes there was more Zack and Kristen. Thank you for listening!...
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39: Summer House + The Valley
Calisa gives a podcast update! Then it's a recap of the blood-boiling Summer House episode where things are happening with West + Ciara, Lindsay + Carl, Kyle + Amanda, and of course, Jesse. Then it's the return of The Valley recap! Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj...
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38: Summer House
We've just got Summer House this week, but boy was it a doozy! Lindsay + Carl and Amanda + Kyle really brought the heat this week and not in a good way, yikes! Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)
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37: RHONJ Premiere! + Summer House + The Valley
Happy Teacher Appreciation Week to all the maestras out there and Happy Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere to all who celebrate! Hear Calisa's thoughts on the ladies of Jersey, where she lands on the Ciara-West situation in the recap of Summer House and get caught up on all the drama with a...
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36: Summer House + The Valley
Calisa breaks down ALL the dynamics happening on Summer House and has her eyes on those alleged demons on The Valley! Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)
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*35*: Summer House + The Valley + Dream Bravoleb Survival Buddies
Calisa gives her take on the Danielle-Paige-Amanda and Carl-Lindsay dynamics in the recap of Summer House (and let's just say she's had enough from one of them). Then she gives a recap of The Valley where the focus is on cracks in Jax + Brittany's relationship, Britt's drinking and who is…
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34: Summer House + The Valley + Vanderpump Villa
First up is a recap of Summer House where more of a focus is on how Amanda and Kyle are the ones making everyone uncomfortable. Next is The Valley, a show Calisa can't believe makes her stand up for Kristen and share her Love Language. Then some quick thoughts on the first few episodes of...
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33: Summer House + VPR + The Valley
Calisa goes right from Spring Break -> work -> recording this episode of Bravo Maestra! She drops some news about Vanderpump Rules and the podcast and breaks down Summer House and The Valley! Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)
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32: Vanderpump Rules + The Valley
This episode of Bravo Maestra Calisa is on Spring Break and gets activated discussing Vanderpump Rules then deactivates with a recap of The Valley. Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)
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31: Kate Update + The Valley + Summer House + VPR
Another supersized episode! Catch Calisa: compare Jax and Sandoval to the t-rex and velociraptors in Jurassic Park in the Vanderpump Rules recap, present a new theory on Lindsay and Carl in the Summer House recap, give quick thoughts on The Valley premiere, and provide a KateGate Update. Thank…
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*30* : Summer House + VPR Thoughts + Kate Middleton
Calisa is bringing you a *supersized* episode this week! First up, where is Kate Middleton?! What is going on?! Are the kids ok, is she ok?! Next is a breakdown of another amazing episode of Summer House where Lindsey acts like she actively dislikes her fiancé. Calisa ends the episode with her...
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Episode 29: Summer House
*sorry for weird brief pause in audio about a min in* This episode of Bravo Maestra covers Summer House and Calisa is LOVING this season so far! Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)
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Episode 28: Summer House
What a doozy of an episode! C*caine Carl?! Calisa covers season 8 episode 2 of Summer House! Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)
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Episode 27: Double Feature: Southern Hospitality Reunion + Summer House Premiere!
This is an extra special double feature! First up Calisa covers the Southern Hospitality reunion! Next up is the PREMIERE of Summer House season 8! Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)
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Episode 26: RHOBH Finale!
Calisa covers the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 13 finale! Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)
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*Episode 25*: Vanderpump Rules
Episode 25 of Bravo Maestra covers Vanderpump Rules! Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)
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Episode 24: Southern Hospitality Finale!
Calisa covers the Southern Hospitality season 2 finale! Joe and Maddi have some nerve... Thank you for listening! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)
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Episode 23: Vanderpump Rules
Calisa debuts intro and outro music with this episode of Bravo Maestra covering Vanderpump Rules! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Thank you for listening! Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)
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Episode 22: Southern Hospitality
Calisa covers Southern Hospitality on this episode of Bravo Maestra! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Thank you for listening!
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Episode 21: Vanderpump Rules
This episode of Bravo Maestra covers the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules! Instagram: @BravoMaestra Thank you for listening!
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*Episode 20* Double Feature: RHOM + RHOBH
Episode 20 of Bravo Maestra is a double feature! First up is the Real Housewives of Miami which started off serenely in the cathedral and ended on the gondola ride from hell. Next up is the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills which also began in a church and ended with Erika being a drunken oracle.
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Episode 19: Vanderpump Rules Season Premiere!
It's a supersized episode for the Vanderpump Rules season 11 premiere! @BravoMaestra on Instagram for fun polls + stories. Thank you for listening!
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Episode 18: Southern Hospitality
Calisa really wants you to watch Southern Hospitality! This episode of Bravo Maestra covers the SH crew as they head down to Miami. Follow on Instagram @BravoMaestra for polls + stories. Thank you for listening!
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Episode 17: RHOM in Mexico City!
Calisa covers the Real Housewives of Miami arriving in Mexico City! For fun polls + stories, follow on Instagram: @BravoMaestra Thank you for listening!
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Episode 16: RHOBH in Spain
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are in Spain! Follow on Instagram: @BravoMaestra
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Episode 15: RHOSLC Reunion Part 3!
Calisa covers part three, the conclusion, of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 reunion in this episode of Bravo Maestra! Instagram: @BravoMaestra
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Episode 14: Southern Charm Reunion Part 2!
It's part two of the Southern Charm Reunion in this episode of Bravo Maestra! Instagram: @BravoMaestra
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Episode 13: Double Feature: RHOBH + RHOM
This episode of Bravo Maestra is a double feature! First up is the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. We've got Calisa's favorite Rich As Hell Southern Belle (Sutton), more Esophagus Gate, the Homeless Not Toothless gala, and Crystal calling out Annemarie. Next up is the Real Housewives of Miami!...
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Episode 12: RHOSLC Reunion Part 2!
This episode of Bravo Maestra covers part two of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season four reunion! Calisa analyzes Andy's vibes towards Monica, there's more Angie vs Monica, race and religion are discussed, and then there's Mary... Thank you for listening! Follow the podcast on…
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Episode 11: Southern Charm Reunion Part 1!
Calisa covers part one of the Southern Charm Reunion in this episode of Bravo Maestra! Instagram: @BravoMaestra
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Episode 10: RHOM Ay Por Favor
This episode of Bravo Maestra covers the Real Housewives of Miami season 6 episode 11. Marysol hosts a free shopping lunch where Adriana finally comes clean about her role in Ana being at the Mamacita lunch and...Alexia and Marysol still want to be mad at Nicole. Ay por favor, make it make sense!
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Episode 9: RHOSLC Reunion Part 1
It's part one of the reunion for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4! After that dramatic finale - and let's not forget, an overall amazing season - I couldn't wait for the reunion! And boy did it deliver. Listen as I break down the lies, rumors, and nastiness. Instagram: @BravoMaestra
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Episode 8: RHUGT: RHONY Legacy - I don't want it to be over!
This episode of Bravo Maestra covers the season finale of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Real Housewives of New York Legacy. Au revoir ladies, Martin, and St. Bart(h)s! Instagram: @BravoMaestra
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Episode 7: RHOP Still in Austin
In this episode, Bravo Maestra covers Real Housewives of Potomac season 8 episode 8. The ladies are still in Austin and it's the Grand Dame's Triple 20th birthday. Listen to Calisa's reactions to the portraits of Karen, the fights between Ashley and Candiace and Robin and Candiace at dinner, that...
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Welcome to Bravo Maestra! Your host is a teacher by day and Bravo Super Fan, well, 24/7/365.
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