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Breakin’ Balls
by Lee O. Valentin
Weekly podcast where I take news stories related to the Knicks, Jets and Yankees and make it funny. There may be some bonus podcasts on Saturdays
Episodes
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Kevin Durant is Great Because He Cares More About Basketball Than He Does Vanity - Ep. 60
The sound is awful on this episode. Sorry. Tried a new set up with the mic going to the H8 then the camera. I tried using audacity to fix it but yuck. Aging is only bad if you're getting uglier CJ Uzomah mic'd up is just him grunting My one listener is a truck driver aged 45-59 My bed tells me…
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I Quit Comedy Because I'm Ugly - Ep. 59
This was hard to admit Am I done doing stand up comedy? Coach Thibs Leaves his starters in for too long Anthony Davis is staying in LA where his eyebrow guy is Dejounte Murray cleans The Garden Buffalo Bills fans are actually cool This episode is sponsored by VidIQ. If you want to take your…
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Comedian Brian Grossi talks New York Knicks Basketball - Bonus Episode
I talk to Comedian and New York Knicks fan, Brian Grossi about what he's seen from the Knicks in the first five games this season and what he predicts their record to be by the end of the season. Brian shares his best memory as a Knicks fan and also who his favorite player is. You can see Brian...
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Robert Saleh is Aging Fast - Ep. 58
This was a fun episode to make It's my birthday, bitch Giancarlo Stanton and Anthony Rizzo earning their money Zach Wilson can't lose to his Childhood Hero Cam Reddish chooses a different number with the same output This episode is sponsored by VidIQ. If you want to take your YouTube channel to…
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Western Digital Is The New York Jets Of Hard Drives Ep. 57
Yes. This episode is me ranting a bit
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A Lot of Hungry Dudes Love Wings - Ep. 56
First video episode. This was fun to make until I saw my face How many wings do you need to sell to sponsor a pro athlete? Tim Tebow Hates Gays Knicks Charging $3k for courtside seats Knicks should trade only 1 half white dude for Donovan Mitchell Mitchell Robinson Exercises in Hoochie Daddy…
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USFL Players Make Too Much Money - Ep. 55
This was a fun episode to make Jets sign Rashard Davis who we found out made $4,500 PER GAME! Mekhi Becton has his moms defending him on Twitter Mike Tannenbaum looks like Ron Desantis This episode is sponsored by VidIQ. If you want to take your YouTube channel to the next level, go to...
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Not paying for Daily News or NY Post Online FOH - Ep. 54
Was trying to look for something to talk about but the newspaper sites are terrible. The story of the day is Zach Wilson smashing his moms best friend. The rest of the episode, I don't know what I was thinking. Hopefully tomorrow's will be better. This episode is sponsored by VidIQ. If you want…
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Don't Get Nobody Pregnant at Summer League - Ep 53
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas unless you're a young NBA player and you get someone pregnant Criss Partee with the ass headline Vegas is for ball and wearing your Jim hats Donovan Mitchell likes snow bunnies This episode is sponsored by VidIQ. If you want to take your YouTube channel to the...
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Just End The Season Again! - Ep 52
The Jets went 4-13 this year. They improved in the loss column The Jets greatest WR of all time passed away Where are they now, Jets Draft busts Antonio Brown Meltdown This episode is sponsored by VidIQ. If you want to take your YouTube channel to the next level, go to https://vidiq.com/BREAK for…
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Come Back Ricky Rubio - Ep. 51
This the first episode of the year Ricky Rubio is hurt and I need him back so I can hate him again Denzel Valentine and I only have light skin in common. He ugly and he bad at basketball Daily Knicks has the Knicks trading the entire team for Dame Time New PG went undrafted in the same 2016 Draft...
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F*ck Ricky Rubio - Ep. 50
Knicks winning on the court and off the court I'm Back On Twitter! Shallow dive on why I hate Ricky Rubio Charles Oakley ass whooping case dismissed This episode is sponsored by VidIQ. If you want to take your YouTube channel to the next level, go to https://vidiq.com/BREAK for a free 30-day…
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Knicks PG Kemba Walker Dressed Like A 1990s Sitcom - Ep. 49
Knicks WIN their home opener Kemba with the vintage Theo Huxtable apparel Kevin Knox can retire now Spike Lee dressed like Willy Wonka Tracy Morgan robbed Slick Rick This episode is sponsored by VidIQ. If you want to take your YouTube channel to the next level, go to https://vidiq.com/BREAK for a...
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Knicks PG Derrick Rose Wears A Knitted Kufi To Press Conference - Ep. 48
Knicks WIN third preseason game and Thibs is still unhappy Aamir Simms is security in the Black Panther Party Kevin Knox shoots a wedgie Derrick Rose gets married on bring your girl to work day Only millionaires can have two baby moms pose for a pic together This episode is sponsored by VidIQ. If...
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Knicks HC Tom Thibodeau Time To Go Bald - Ep. 47
Knicks WIN first preseason game and the Yankees lose the WC game to the Boston Red Sox Kevin Knox shoots 50% Durag Kemba gets comfortable in NY in his post game interview Julius Randle has the Spiderman Cornrows This episode is sponsored by VidIQ. If you want to take your YouTube channel to the...
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Jets QB Zach Wilson's Mom's DMs Are Open - Ep. 46
Zach Wilson's mom, Lisa Wilson receives messages about her son and they're pretty funny Who still drives a Volvo? Don't send Zach's moms dick pics Yankees are losing and I'm annoyed This episode is sponsored by VidIQ. If you want to take your YouTube channel to the next level, go to...
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Only Thing Better Than Watching The Jets Is Going To The 9/11 Museum - Ep. 45
Jets vs. Titans. I didn't see the Jets first win of the season but you're welcome. They win when I don't watch Welcome back Jamison Not JAE Crowder Kevin Knox addresses media after catching the Ronas Yankees moonwalk into the playoffs Quinnen is the cheap brother This episode is sponsored by…
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Blame For The Jets 0-3 Start - Ep. 44
This episode is all about the Jets as I discuss who's to blame for the Jets failures and who has the overall worst mom. Mekhi Becton's mom Zach Wilson's mom Matt LaFleur's mom It's always your mom's fault. She need to make better kids. This episode is sponsored by VidIQ. If you want to take your...
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100 Year Drought Before The Yankees Win Another WS - Ep. 43
Anchor fucking up the format of my show notes. Uber Eats should change their slogan Jets rookie OC not to blame for ineptitude Aaron Judge throws away his pinky Julius Randle threatens teammates into taking vaccine This episode is sponsored by VidIQ. If you want to take your YouTube channel to…
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Yankees Won't Make The Playoffs - Ep. 42
We back! In this episode I discuss the Yankees failures, going to a game in the Bronx. I also talked about Sam Darnold and what it feels like to see your Ex thriving This episode is sponsored by VidIQ. If you want to take your YouTube channel to the next level, go to https://vidiq.com/BREAK for a...
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Julius Randle Should Be The MVP - Ep. 41
If the J in your name is silent, you should not be MVP. With that being said, you can't give the MVP to someone who's name is pronounced Yo Kitch. MVPs don't cry on National TV because they lost a basketball game Embiid is the PTO MVP Nate McMillan is wylin so NBA Fines him $25K This episode is...
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Julius Randle's Extension Has One Condition - Ep. 40
Julius Randle is due a well earned extension that could be $1M per PPG Knicks have Reggie Bullock's Bird Rights but I don't know what that means This episode is sponsored by VidIQ. If you want to take your YouTube channel to the next level, go to https://vidiq.com/BREAK for a free 30-day trial...
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Top 5 Worst QBs Ever Drafted By The New York Jets - Ep. 39
With the draft just a few days away I look at all the QBs the Jets have drafted and I start my list of the top 5 worst. This list has less to do with their production. This episode is sponsored by VidIQ. If you want to take your YouTube channel to the next level, go to https://vidiq.com/BREAK for…
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Aaron Hicks Protesting Racial Injustice - Ep. 38
Salute to Hicks for sitting out but is he protesting racial injustice or reading tweets that he should be out of the lineup? Will Zach Wilson match his headband with his suit on Draft Day? Google Chrome Sucks Someone in Utah wrote about the Jets This episode is sponsored by VidIQ. If you want to...
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NBA Trade Deadline Winners & Losers - Ep. 37
I have completely lost control. This is the topic of the next Breakin Balls on YouTube This is actually just a rehash of the last episode but fuck it Biggest Losers: Vince Poirier's Social Media Team LaVar Ball's Off Broadway Show, My Three Sons Skechers Biggest Winners: Kevin Knox and Frank...
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Coach Thibodeau Doesn't Like Lightskinned Dudes - Ep. 36
Knicks trade deadline is uneventful Terence Ferguson averaging .2 ppl will sit right next to Theo Pinson Thibodeau ships out Austin Rivers and buries Obi/Knox because of colorism Andre Drummond still dying to shop at Cross County Mall You can watch all episodes of the Youtube show here:...
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Microsoft N-Word Apology Template - Ep. 35
I forgot to use the mic while recording this but I don't care Microsoft Word Would Make More Money With An Apology Template Shaq only invests in companies where the owners use racial slurs Chris Broussard Is White Shawn King You can watch all episodes of the Youtube show here: https://bit.ly/3fjygTh
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Knicks Are A 4 Seed And Everyone Is Mad - Ep. 34
Knicks beat writer gets his story in under the deadline The Knicks got better since Wayne Ellington left Nerlens Noel has paddles for hands Knicks fans bully people into taking down their tweets You can watch all episodes of the Youtube show here: https://bit.ly/3fjygTh Articles Referenced:...
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Julius Randle Is Knicks’ Leader In Post Game Interviews
This bonus pod episode is the audio version of Breaking Balls - Episode 20 on YouTube. You can watch all episodes of the Youtube show here: https://bit.ly/3fjygTh
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New York Knicks F Julius Randle Deserves To Be An All-Star - Ep. 33
Knicks starting PG Elfrid Payton celebrates his birthday trying to get verified on Twitter again Elf can't shoot cause he thinks he still has his hair in his eyes Julius Randle is the best cornrowed Knicks player since Latrell Sprewell Julius Randle would easily be voted into the AS Game if he…
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Can't Be 6'10 AND RICH! - Ep. 32
I go on a rant about Carmelo Anthony discussing his trade to New York Knicks 10 Years Ago. Jeff Bezos is 5 foot nothing and his wife was like $50Bn you lil bitch Melo cheated, got a side piece baby AND went back to his wife. That's what 6'10 AND rich gets you New York Yankees P Domingo German is...
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Zach Britton's Opinion Only Matters Because He's Dominican - Ep. 31
New York Yankees Pitcher Zach Britton chimes in on Domingo German Domestic Violence charge and I didn't like his stance until I found out he is Dominican Toxic Masculinity and the assault on emojis New York Knicks Guards Derrick Rose and IQ Need To Struggle Get your tickets to see me perform…
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Nobody On Instagram Is Good Enough To Be Followed by Derrick Rose - Ep. 30
Welcome back to Madison Square Garden, Derrick Rose. Even though he follows no one on Instagram, he follows Thibodeau in real life. Derrick Rose's New Tattoo Is The Third Eye Blind Logo $85M can get you two new knees How do you return when you order Knees off the dark web You can watch all…
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Elfrid Payton's Voice Is Gentle - Ep. 29
In this episode I talk about Elfrid Payton's Burner being exposed Who's in charge of the burner? All athletes need a Social Media guy in their entourage You can watch all episodes of the Youtube show here: https://bit.ly/3fjygTh
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Kevin Knox Has To Shadowbox For Minutes - Ep. 28
Knicks lose to Bulls while I record this episode Kevin Knox on 'situational' duty Todd Bowles waiting for another HC opportunity You can watch all episodes of the Youtube show here: https://bit.ly/3fjygTh
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David John LeMahieu Acting Like A Rich New Yorker - Ep. 27
DJ LeMahieu gives Tampa Rays a compliment and then shits on them. Or does he? Masahiro Tanaka going back to Japan Austin Rivers riding pine for the foreseeable future Tom Thibodeau treats players like an Oldsmobile Jets will not get Deshaun Watson You can watch all episodes of the Youtube show...
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Jets Rookie Punter Singlehandedly Saving Jobs - Ep. 26
Brant Boyer keeping his job as Special Team Coordinator because there is no one looking for a Special Teams Coordinator Job. It was posted on LinkedIn and the recruiters couldn't find anyone Boyer gets to stay thanks to Braden Mann If Gregg Williams can lose his job over losing a game then Brant...
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Jets Need Discipline and Prayer - Ep. 25
Who's going to be the HC of the NYJ? Robert Saleh gets flown in on a PJ and leaves to see someone else on a PJ Arthur Smith would rather be wined & dined in Florida than New Jersey You can watch all episodes of the Youtube show here: https://bit.ly/3fjygTh
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Jets Looking To Fill HC Position With Someone Fresh Off Unemployment - Ep. 24
I watched the Knicks lose and missed the radio show. Join me on Zoom Saturday, Jan 16th 2021 8pm https://bit.ly/2MyWtL9 Allen Robinson Is Not A Pisces Which former Jets are eligible for Stimulus Check? You can watch all episodes of the Youtube show here: https://bit.ly/3fjygTh
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Kei Igawa Is Coming Back To The Yankees - Ep. 23
I ramble about the Yankees not resigning Masahiro Tanaka and bringing back a key figure from the early 21st Century Yankees Tomoyuki Sugano, reached a four-year, $40 million deal to return to the Yomiuri Giants Omari Spellman Cut By The Knicks - Not a good year for dudes named Omari Yankees Sign...
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Jets Should Hire Eric Bienemy For His Headgear - Ep. 22
The Jets have already interviewed the lead candidate to get the job according to fans Jets Job Is Attractive Because It's New York Nobody Coach Should Have To Report To Jaguars Owner Eric Bienemy has to rock a Scully year round You can watch all episodes of the Youtube show here:...
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I HAVE TO ROAST MICHAEL RAPAPORT - Ep. 21
Knicks fans depend on it Hop off The Knicks Dick If You Went To Be A Fan Of Another Team Reggie Bullock is petty I tried something new which was dumb. I think it's better to have more topics. As I write this episode description, other things I should have talked about You can watch all episodes…
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Adam Gase Still Wasn't Aware He Was Fired - Ep. 20
Celebrating the Knicks win tonight and reading up on the Jets calamity of a coaching hire Adam Gase is going to fail at another job Jets ask permission to go on dates with coaches Joe Douglas Just Has To Pick a HC better than Gase You can watch all episodes of the Youtube show here:...
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Adam Gase Not The Worst Head Coach In New York Jets History
I had the grand idea of creating a special bonus pod episode of the Youtube show! I will be releasing this on the day after the Youtube show is recorded so if you don't want to see my face on Youtube, you can continue hearing my voice on this podcast. The Jets have officially hit rock bottom by...
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Julius Randle Hot Start Due To Cornrows - Ep. 19
The Knicks AND Jets won Yesterday and I cannot contain my excitement Frank Gore Retires Due To Injury Jets Keep #2 Pick And Still Get It Wrong Jets Should Draft Based On Astrology Watch the finished product on Youtube https://bit.ly/3fjygTh
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New York Yankees Should Trade Aaron Judge - Ep. 18
I'm annoyed the Knicks lost the regular season opener after a promising first half Adam Gase Not Worried About His Job Frank Ntilikina Going Back To France RJ Barrett Makes A Terrible Error Watch the finished product on Youtube https://bit.ly/3fjygTh
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Jets Use Their Head To Beat Rams - Ep. 17
I'm amped the Knicks beat the Cavs in Preseason. Preseason! Not Regular Season. Pre-Season Quinnen Williams Suffered Concussion In Jets' Win Over Rams Players from the 50s/60s/70s Can't Remember Wearing Helmets Jets Finally Do Something Right Watch the finished product on Youtube...
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Knicks Extend Kevin Knox & RJ Barrett Their Allowance - Ep. 16
I'm amped the Knicks beat the Cavs in Preseason. Preseason! Not Regular Season. Pre-Season Kevin Knox & RJ Barrett Have Haircut Money Unfortunately The Jets Welcome Their First Born Mayor of Jacksonville Celebrates Poverty Franchise Watch the finished product on Youtube https://bit.ly/3fjygTh
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Charles Oakley Needs Money For Failing Car Wash - Ep. 15
I'm amped the Knicks beat the Cavs in Preseason. Preseason! Not Regular Season. Pre-Season Donald Chaney Looking For A Job Michael Sweetney Had The Opposite of Anorexia Nobody Will Pay $1 For 5 Months Of Newsday CC Sabathia Story Makes Me Want To Steal An HBO Password Watch the finished product…
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Nobody At The DMV knows Rich Kotite - Ep. 14
I'm working on jokes for my monologue on Youtube show called AllWorld Sports. Knicks Passively Ask Free Agents To Decline $40 Million Adam Gase Blames Johnsons For Hiring Him Alex Rodriguez Wants To Become President Watch the finished product on Youtube https://bit.ly/3fjygTh
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Weekly podcast where I take news stories related to the Knicks, Jets and Yankees and make it funny. There may be some bonus podcasts on Saturdays
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Weekly podcast where I take news stories related to the Knicks, Jets and Yankees and make it funny. There may be some bonus podcasts on Saturdays
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