Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

You never know what you’re gonna get with a new neighbor. Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting “JAMIE BUTTON” who you’ll just have to hear to believe!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her that she CAN’T PASS UP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners set up her boyfriend to be pranked by us and in today’s Phone Tap we’re taking credit for gifting her those new earrings he’s been so curious about recently!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim lost her water bottle at the airport and we have good news: We found it! But she’ll need to pay our storage fees first…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some of the most outrageous room requests he’s ever dealt with!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is very skeptical of car mechanics and NEVER wants to get ripped off or overcharged. So today we’re calling to do EXACTLY THAT.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everything is better when bundled right? Phone and internet, burger and fries… but what about your eternal resting place? We’ll put it to the test in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we created a new system so no dater ever gets ghosted again! It's so good, it might even replace our Second Date Updates!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The character Brooke is channeling in today’s Phone Tap is so off putting, it almost made us LOSE our LUNCH when we first heard it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim HATES being uncomfortable so we’re calling her restaurant and making one of the cringiest and awkward dinner reservations she’ll ever experience!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a soon-to-be first time father to see if he’s game for being a soon-to-be two-time dad if you know what we mean…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make a return over the phone, but our customer services reps are overworked, and over stressed so she’s gonna have to deal with the multitask-KING!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we got a request from a college student who’s going home for a family reunion to prank his mom. So Brooke's calling as his new, mature, cougar-iffic girlfriend to introduce herself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners is hosting a dinner party with her boyfriend and instead of preparing drinks and snacks, she set him up for a Phone Tap Alan Winterbottom-style!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learned that today’s Phone Tap victim still rents DVDs from the library. WHO does that? Just for that we’re gonna make an example out of him in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls an office worker to introduce a new policy at his job where he can confide anything he wants to her, even if it starts beef in his office!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we’re sending one woman into a never-ending spiral of super-advanced artificial intelligence customer support chat robots. What could go wrong?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim hired someone to build a ton of marketing displays in grocery stores but we sent Jose on her job and he’s got some BIG problems with pretty much everything.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has no trouble with the ladies, but today Jeff's calling as the brother of one of his flings to let him know he might have messed up ditching his sister!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners emailed us wanting to prank her neighbor because the snack choices at their kid’s play dates have been causing an issue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Event ticket fees are out of control, which is why today’s Phone Tap victim is not gonna be happy when Jose calls to tack on some extra costs even AFTER the concert already happened!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a teacher who's hosting a career day soon, and while she’s excited one of her student’s parents is a kid’s book author, she should read the books a little closer…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners recently transferred schools and told her dad she met someone special. So today we’re calling as the new boyfriend, well… not so much a boyfriend as much as a MAN-BABY. It's the Phone Tap debut of Technical Director Ashton!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had their car stolen, and while the nice thing to do would be to help find it, we’re gonna Phone Tap them instead using a Police Psychic!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy to tell him that the church he booked for his child’s christening is bumping him because the Jonas Brothers are coming to town and you don’t say “NO” to hunks like that!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is hoping to have a relaxing weekend away with his wife, but Brooke's calling to tell him thanks to a convention that’s in town, he might never sleep well again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting an uneventful trip out of town but Jeff's calling from his hotel and there’s a few “extra amenities” he should know about before checking in…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been chatting with a woman named Juniper for about a week, but before their first date, he needs to talk to her representation, and unfortunately that means BROOKE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a little coffee shop that’s been doing wonderful things for the less fortunate in the community. So we thought we’d send reporter extraordinaire “Ed Daniels” to interview her all about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has the perfect idea for a new TV show, and we’re happy to produce it for her, as long as we can change every single thing about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One woman emailed us to prank her daughter, so we’re introducing her to her mom’s new boy toy from Yoga. It’s a ROLANDO Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who is STRUGGLING with tech issues trying to get into her email, but we’ve got the best artificial intelligence IT director in the entire company to help!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a makeup artist looking to pick up extra work, so we’re calling from a FUNERAL HOME and we’ve got more work for her than she can handle in 100 lifetimes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having a ROUGH week. The only bright spot has been a deer visiting her yard, that she’s posted pics of on social media. Her friend hit us up and thinks a Phone Tap might be just what this animal lover needs to turn her week around!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just bought a new home and is ready to move in! But before that big day, we’re calling as the “previous owner” to warn her about a supernatural, super helpful presence hiding in her walls!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners wanted to make his wife a little jealous so he emailed us and we were totally game! His wife is about to get a call from someone in his office who is crushing on him HARD, in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been taking dance lessons with her “nice guy” husband, and Brooke's taking this opportunity to try and convince her that he’s a BAD BOY, WILD MAN. Will she take the bait?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re sending our most ADVENTUROUS Phone Tap character out on the open seas for a life changing experience on a cruise! Though, the life we’re changing is that of the wife of one of our listeners!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re being conscripted into a PRANK WAR! An electronics store manager has been pranking her co-workers so they got us on their side and we’re firing back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got an email from the manager of a fine dining restaurant that said they are desperate for servers with any kind of experience and she wanted to use that to prank her on-call manager! Get ready for the worst lineup of candidates you could possible imagine!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call the owner of a successful local food truck to tell him SOMEONE has been snitching on him, and it’s time to FOOD POLICE cracked down on him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who donated to his kid’s school’s charity run. He THINKS he donated a flat fee, but we’re letting him know it’s actually PER LAP. Hope that’s not a problem!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just had a HUGE tech upgrade at his office so today Jose's calling as IT to let him know he's been paying VERY close attention to his computer activity, and he’s gonna have to answer for his behavior!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re pranking a woman who just wants to add her mom to her cell phone plan. Should be simple enough, but on this show NOTHING is as simple as it seems!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re stirring up some office drama thanks to a gullible guy named “Doug” and our state of the art "AI" Pranking software!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call a mom who's hosting a 6 year old’s birthday party and lets just say Brooke is VERY PARTICULAR about how things should go down at this celebration...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners set up her husband for this phone tap after he accidentally walked into the wrong bathroom at the DMV a while back. Now we’re BUSTING HIM!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim always takes a personal jar of peanut butter with him whenever he travels and today Brooke's calling him on vacation to let him know his personal stash is causing a problem all over his hotel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel her subscription to her tax software. But thanks to Brooke and Jeffrey’s Automated Customer service, it’s not gonna be as easy as she thinks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim has a short fuse... combine that with the post office losing her package and we've got the perfect storm for a Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.