Brown Bag Mornings

The squad helps a homie named Carlos determine if he should confront his friend after a 14-year-old guest was caught "looking for the bathroom" in a bedroom where $300 went missing. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Ray J for getting called "musty" on a live stream and reacts to Matt Damon's questionable attempt at a rap career for charity. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎓] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (4:17) Chisme (6:13) Rap Sheet (8:10) Petty Police (11:05) Scrolling (17:12) The Weather W/ Concrete! (18:49) Homie Helpline (38:59) Six Flags Tix! (42:56) Don't You Know I'm Local (46:54) Chisme (51:12) Rap Sheet (53:06) Money Moves (57:59) Studious Foo (1:00:50) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Things get out of control as Ray J gets embarrassed on live stream after his girl says he smells a little "musty" instead of like expensive Baccarat cologne! 👃📉 We dive into a chaotic Homie Helpline for Carlos, whose homie's 14-year-old son allegedly stole $300 right before they were supposed to watch the Mexico game together. 🚽💸 Callers flood the lines with terrifying stories of catching thieving relatives red-handed with knives and uncovering entire family bloodlines of pickpockets! 🔪👪 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are giving you the scoop on how to "volunteer" your way into the 2028 LA Olympics as a greeter or a human first-aid kit. 🏟️🙋‍♂️ Plus, we’re checking out Matt Damon’s cringey rapping alter ego, "The Nomad," and debating if it's actually for a good cause or just a really bad verse! 🎤💧 [Edited by @iamdyre 🎓] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (2:03) Rap Sheet (4:00) Homie Helpline (16:44) Don't You Know I'm Local   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad navigates a high-stakes Homie Helpline where a father is fighting for the right to name his son "Junior," leading to wild stories about secret identities and a baby named Gonzalo who already looks like a construction foreman. Between the family drama, the crew celebrates the NY Knicks’ historic championship win while reacting to Jalen Brunson’s dad being a world-class hater on live TV. [Edited by @iamdyre 🖖] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (2:46) Chisme (5:26) Rap Sheet (8:00) Petty Police (10:06) Scrolling (13:02) The Weather W/ Concrete! (13:57) Homie Helpline (35:12) Six Flags Tix! (37:44) Don't You Know I'm Local (41:02) Chisme (45:27) Rap Sheet (53:12) Money Moves (55:56) Studious Foo (59:10) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad is sounding the alarm on dangerous SoCal rip currents—stay out of the water unless you want to face Concrete’s "sea monster" fears! 🌊🦈 We dive into a chaotic Homie Helpline for a dad fighting for the "Junior" title, only to find out some moms are out here running secret identity operations in youth sports just to spite their husbands. 👶🕵️‍♀️ From the tragedy of a baby named Gonzalo looking like a construction foreman to the legendary near-miss of a child almost named Goku, the crew debates if firstborn sons really deserve their father's name. 🐉👟 Shoot the Jay gets heated as we react to the New York Knicks' historic championship win and the brutal reality of Jalen Brunson’s dad refusing to give his own MVP son his flowers. 🏀🏆 Finally, we get to the bottom of the "Shohi Morakami" baby compromise and why Vic is eternally thankful he wasn't named after his dad, Siki Fredo! 🪄🍼 [Edited by @iamdyre 🖖] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:17) Homie Helpline (20:04) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad attempts to rescue Edwin from a "Paraguay Princess" who is using his World Cup tickets as a "blessing from God" while leaving his dinner invites on read. Between the relationship chaos, the crew investigates whether Shakira used a "swollen" stunt double for the World Cup opening ceremony and reacts to a Michigan scammer who got caught with a bag of chocolate coins instead of $700k in gold. [Edited by @iamdyre 🧟‍♂️ Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (4:31) Chisme (6:48) Rap Sheet (8:50) Petty Police (13:40) The Weather W/ Concrete! (15:03) Homie Helpline (49:04) Ice Cube Giveaway (55:36) Chisme (59:40) Money Moves (1:04:18) Studious Foo (1:07:18) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew is dissecting the "sus" World Cup opening ceremony where fans are convinced a sunglasses-wearing stunt double took Shakira’s place on stage because she didn't have her signature "chickenpox mark"! 💃🕵️ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re helping a homie named Edwin handle a "Paraguay Princess" who swiped his tickets but is currently leaving all his dinner invites on read. ⚽️💔 The Homie Helpline gets chaotic as an actor calls in to suggest Edwin builds a "roster" of ten girls to avoid getting his feelings hurt by one baddie. 📞🔥 Money Moves recaps the ultimate scammer-get-scammed moment involving a $700K "gold" delivery that turned out to be nothing but chocolate coins! 🍫💰 Finally, we react to Tracy Morgan’s brutal comments about teachers having a "ceiling" and Young Jock's ongoing beef with T.I. over those six-year-old "broke" rumors. 🏫🎤 [Edited by @iamdyre 🧟‍♂️] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (2:19) Rap Sheet (4:21) Homie Helpline (21:25) Chisme (25:29) Money Moves Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad attempts an intervention for Cat, who is torn over a secret "arts and crafts" love letter revealing her sister’s "lesbian for fun" past while her marriage was falling apart,. Between the family drama, the crew roasts ASAP Rocky for his risque "G-string" fashion choices and investigates why scientists are using tax dollars to bake sourdough with 5,000-year-old caveman gut-yeast. [Edited by @iamdyre ⚽] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (2:38) Chisme (5:00) Rap Sheet (8:38) Petty Police (13:00) Scrolling (19:34) The Weather W/ Concrete! (21:46) Homie Helpline (33:27) World Cup! (37:32) Ice Cube Tix! (47:29) Don't You Know I'm Local (51:28) Chisme (53:31) Money Moves (56:31) Studious Foo (1:01:42) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Brown Bag team are taking over the pitch with the world premiere of their official World Cup anthem, and the crew is convinced it’s a bigger hit than the Thriller album! ⚽🎤 We are roasting Rick Ross for getting "cooked" after being spotted trying to hide while flying commercial—can the "Biggest Boss" really be seen in a public airport waiting area? ✈️💼 The Homie Helpline gets messy as a caller reveals her ex-brother-in-law is out here calling her sister a "lesbian cheater" to cover for his own boring dating habits. 💔🤫 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on scientists using tax dollars to make $300,000 T-Rex leather bags and sourdough from 5,000-year-old caveman guts! 🦖🥖 Finally, we hit Shoot the Jay to break down OG Anunoby’s legendary game-winner for the Knicks and his hilarious, failed attempt to channel his inner Kobe Bryant. 🏀🐍 [Edited by @iamdyre ⚽] Chapters (00:00) Rap Sheet (3:39) Scrolling (10:17) Homie Helpline (13:19) Money Moves (16:20) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline for a girl being edited out of family graduation photos and a Caribbean artist whose Salvi in-laws allegedly towed his car out of pure spite. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down Britney Bell’s doctorate dissertation on Nick Cannon’s family tree and why Tom Brady decided to name his new drink "Good Nut". [Edited by @iamdyre 🫠] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:57) Chisme (6:12) Rap Sheet (9:19) Petty Police (13:53) Scrolling (18:00) The Weather W/ Concrete! (19:16) Homie Helpline (38:36) World Cup, Shoutouts, Tickets! (44:06) Don't You Know I'm Local (47:58) Chisme (54:52) Money Moves (58:52) Studious Foo (1:01:43) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad is losing it over Britney Bell’s genius-level pettiness after she earned a doctorate in psychology just to write a dissertation on her own complicated "family tree" with Nick Cannon. 🎓🍼 We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Fury, a Caribbean producer who says his girl’s Salvi family towed his unregistered car right after he caught a fade with her brother. 🚗🇸🇻 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re roasting the whole city for missing the $1.99 T-Mobile gas deal while Angie preps for her Mexico trip by tracking her kids with "payment plan" Apple Watches. ⛽️⌚️ Plus, the crew debates living out viral rap lines, from Lotto’s bizarre crab-leg bikini to why manifesting "Many Men" might be a dangerous career move! 🦀🎤 [Edited by @iamdyre 🫠] Chapters (00:00) Rap Sheet (3:09) Petty Police (7:43) Homie Helpline (22:10) Don't You Know I'm Local   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

[Full Episode] The squad stages an intervention for 28-year-old Lindsay, who feels like a prisoner in her own home due to her mother’s heavy-duty "Mexican parent" guilt and refusal to let her move out. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Kanye West’s bizarre cow-themed birthday video and provides a questionable survival guide for the upcoming alien invasion. [Edited by @iamdyre 👴] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:24) Chisme (5:05) Rap Sheet (7:34) Petty Police (11:48) Scrolling (16:24) The Weather W/ Concrete! (18:50) Homie Helpline (34:11) Shoutouts/Ice Cube Tix! (46:49) Chisme (51:56) Rap Sheet (53:10) Money Moves (56:23) Studious Foo (1:01:52) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad is losing it over Kanye West’s latest "VJO" behavior after he dropped a birthday music video featuring lingerie and a cow—and we’re debating at what age you officially become a "Viejo." 🥛🐸 We dive into a heated Homie Helpline for Lindsay, who feels like a prisoner in her own home at 28 because her 66-year-old mom is using every toxic trick in the book to keep her single and trapped. 🏠🔒 The Petty Police are at Madison Square Garden, roasting Donald Trump for getting booed out of the building while Timothy Chalamet was on the sidelines dogging Spurs players like he's on the team. 🏀🚪 Plus, we’re dissecting Chrome Hearts' wild lawsuit against Nordstrom for trying to trademark the Gothic cross and debating if Manny Machado is actually the greatest sports villain of all time. ✝️⚾ Finally, we celebrate Ariana Grande saying "Thank You, Next" to her "Spongebob" boyfriend and get ready for the World Cup countdown! ⚽️🎉 [Edited by @iamdyre 👴] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (1:43) Rap Sheet (4:12) Petty Police (8:00) Homie Helpline (19:48) Money Moves (22:58) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad tries to figure out if 18-year-old Melvin is truly in love or if he’s about to be "sold for parts" by an international student in San Francisco his family claims is a Chinese spy. Between the relationship intervention, the crew roasts Kevin Durant for pulling a "Homer Simpson" and hiding behind a bush at Nobu to escape the paparazzi with a mystery girl. [Edited by @iamdyre 🏢] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (2:54) Chisme (5:21) World Cup Week (8:27) Petty Police (11:31) Scrolling (14:46) The Weather W/ Concrete! (17:35) Homie Helpline (37:49) Ice Cube Tix! (43:22) Don't You Know I'm Local (48:16) Chisme (54:13) Rap Sheet (59:42) Money Moves (1:04:37) Studious Foo (1:06:27) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We’re kicking off World Cup week with a viral "Oxxo" remix of a Mexican classic that has the crew flabbergasted and ready to party! ⚽️🎶 On a high-stakes Homie Helpline, 18-year-old Melvin is getting cooked by his family for wanting to fly to SF to meet an international student he’s known for only a month—is he being "sold for parts" or just following his heart? ✈️ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are inviting the whole city to our massive World Cup watch party at Dave & Busters in Ontario this Thursday for games, giveaways, and body paint! 🏟️🍻 The Petty Police investigate Donald Trump calling every major news network "crooked" before hitting the ultimate "thank you, darling" exit on Meet the Press. 🚪💅 Finally, we hear wild stories from listeners flying across the country for Discord "furries" and why Vic thinks traveling for love is just "tempting fate"! 🧺🧼 [Edited by @iamdyre 🏢] Chapters (00:00) World Cup Week! (3:08) Petty Police (6:08) Homie Helpline (20:11) Don't You Know I'm Local Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad dives into a spicy Homie Helpline for Jerry, whose girlfriend used a game of "Never Have I Ever" to reveal she once did "arts and crafts" with a friend who is still very much in the picture. Between the relationship drama, the crew questions human sanity after scientists successfully baked—and ate—sourdough bread using yeast harvested from a 5,000-year-old caveman mummy. [Edited by @iamdyre ✈️] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:54) Chisme (6:48) Petty Police (10:22) Scrolling (14:32) The Weather! (16:30) Homie Helpline (38:17) Snoop Dogg & Mana Tix! (44:02) Don't You Know I'm Local (45:42) Chisme (48:23) Money Moves (53:11) Studious Foo Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad is losing it after Doja Cat called Elon Musk a "frog-build looking Ewok" in a viral outcry to get her audio posts back on X. 🐸📱 We dive into a spicy Homie Helpline for Jerry, whose girlfriend admitted to a full-blown "arts and crafts" experiment with a homegirl who is still very much in the friend group. ✂️👯 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on a massive worker strike at SoFi Stadium that could completely derail the World Cup kickoff next week! ⚽️🪧 Latto finally addresses those messy marriage rumors surrounding 21 Savage, while the crew investigates the unholy alliance of IHOP and Applebee’s opening a dual-branded "pancake burger" heaven in Inglewood. 🥞🍔 Between "Man of War" chest disses and Gabriel’s wild "take advantage" advice from West Hollywood, the crew is keeping it a hundred for your Friday! 💨🔥 [Edited by @iamdyre ✈️] Chapters (00:00) Petty Police (3:31) Homie Helpline (23:37) Don't You Know I'm Local (25:17) Chisme (27:57) Money Moves Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Description: Alyssa discovers her boyfriend of five years has been cheating and now plans to expose him with screenshots hidden inside his graduation slideshow while live-streaming the fallout on TikTok. The Brown Bag crew also gets into 50 Cent addressing Diddy drama, a news crew allegedly stealing their style, World Cup scams, Latto's comments on Cardi B and Ice Spice, and FIFA's latest rule changes.Chapters: (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (04:59) Chismation (07:32) Petty Police (13:01) Scrolling (16:13) The Weather with Concrete Storm (17:38) Homie Helpline (52:13) Finish The Lyric for Snoop Tickets (57:40) Always on Time? What is Ja Rule Talking About? (58:59) Don't You Know I'm Local (63:25) Chismation (67:07) Rap Sheet (71:35) How To Hug A Kitty (75:11) Sports Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Description / Show Notes: Brown Bag starts local with NERDS making moves in the community 🎉 Then Petty Police dives into a viral situation that has everyone united in hating one woman 😾🚨 Alyssa's Homie Helpline gets completely out of control when she reveals her plan to expose her cheating boyfriend during his graduation party... with receipts, screenshots, and a livestream 😳📱 Chismation breaks down Latto's comments on Cardi B and Ice Spice 🎤 Finally, Studious Foo teaches everyone the proper way to hug their kitty on this very important day 🐱❤️ Chapters / Timestamps: (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (05:02) Petty Police (10:31) Homie Helpline (23:29) Chismation (27:11) Studious Foo Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad navigates a heavy Homie Helpline for "Shy Mike," who abandoned his daughter 19 years ago and is now "stutter-stepping" around whether to reach out during his divorce. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Dame Dash for claiming Jay-Z has "cinnamon and doodoo" breath and investigates a Mr. Beast challenge winner caught with 261 kilos of marijuana. [Edited by @iamdyre 🤷‍♂️] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:39) Chisme (7:03) Movie Talk (10:19) Petty Police (13:34) Scrolling (16:50) The Weather W/ Concrete! (19:11) Homie Helpline (50:03) Chisme (52:57) Love Island (57:29) Money Moves (1:01:19) Studious Foo (1:04:54) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad is dissecting JLo's latest denial about her co-star romance rumors, but her track record of dating her leading men has the crew feeling skeptical. 🎬💍 We also tackle the wild viral story of a Mr. Beast challenge winner getting busted by the feds with 261 kilos of green in Paraguay. 🌿✈️ Things get emotional on the Homie Helpline as Mike struggles with whether to contact the 18-year-old daughter he abandoned during his 15-year marriage. 👶💔 Callers weigh in with their own experiences of "deadbeat" parents trying to come back once the kids are grown. 📱⚖️ Finally, we find out how Vic plans to be the stingiest millionaire ever if he wins the $5 million Door Dash World Cup giveaway. ☕💸 [Edited by @iamdyre 🤷‍♂️] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (3:25) Scrolling (6:39) Homie Helpline (18:39) Money Moves Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

[Full Episode] The squad attempts a spiritual intervention for Carla after she was served "breakup tea" by a mother-in-law she suspects is a witch, leading to terrifying listener stories about scorpions popping out of bodies and blood oaths. Between the brujeria drama, the crew roasts Sauce Walka for threatening to "smoke" Drake on a leaked call and breaks down Steph Curry’s massive $1.1 billion move to a Chinese shoe brand. [Edited by @iamdyre 🦂] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:09) Chisme (6:48) Rap Sheet (8:18) Petty Police (14:07) Scrolling (17:54) The Weather W/ Concrete! (20:23) Homie Helpline (1:00:20) Don't You Know I'm Local (1:07:25) Chisme (1:11:56) Rap Sheet (1:14:12) Studious Foo (1:17:49) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad investigates the viral phone call where Texas rapper Sauce Walka allegedly threatens to "smoke" Drake for sleeping with his baby mama. The Homie Helpline reaches peak levels of "scary" as Carla suspects her boyfriend’s mom is a witch after a "special tea" made her sick, leading to insane stories of blood oaths and scorpions popping out of a woman's body. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re roasting the "dot cake" trend that is just white people rebranding our childhood cortadillos because we have "bad marketing". Chisme with Angie reveals Vic’s lowrider "date" with F1 star Lewis Hamilton, who was recently spotted on a "cutesy" bike ride with Kim Kardashian. Finally, we celebrate National Rotisserie Chicken Day with a "lazy hack" and some "spit roast" jokes that had the whole studio losing it. [Edited by @iamdyre 🦂] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (3:40) Scrolling (7:27) Homie Helpline (29:22) Chisme (34:03) Studious Foo   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad helps a homie who dropped 90 pounds after a suspected "brujeria" curse while investigating why US Soccer used Diego Luna as their poster boy only to leave him off the World Cup roster. We also break down Jay-Z’s savage Roots Picnic freestyle aimed at Drake and debate if Pete Davidson is sending a "bat signal" to Kim Kardashian by over-praising her acting. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎩] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:17) Chisme (5:53) Rap Sheet (8:48) Petty Police (13:00) Scrolling (15:24) The Weather W/ Concrete! (18:11) Homie Helpline (49:50) Snoop Dogg Tix! (55:00) Monday Mashup (56:35) Don't You Know I'm Local (1:02:02) Chisme (1:05:02) Rap Sheet (1:10:37) Studious Foo Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Things reach a peak level of weird as we help Martin, who is convinced his sudden medical issues are actually a brujo spell cast by a hookup he did dirty. 🕯️😱 Callers flood the lines with wild stories of drinking blood offerings, "Olympia" readings, and ex-baby mamas who literally suck the soul out of you!!!Also, Los Angeles leading the nation in mailman dog attacks—manage your pups or the USPS will suspend your whole block’s mail! 📮🐕 The Petty Police call out the USA soccer team for using Diego Luna to market to Latinos only to leave him home during the World Cup. ⚽📉 Finally, we’re dissecting Pete Davidson’s "superhuman" praise for Kim Kardashian’s acting and debating if it’s a sarcastic joke or a desperate "bat signal" to get her back. 🎬🍰 [Edited by @iamdyre 🎩] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:09) Petty Police (7:20) Homie Helpline (26:45) Chisme   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad attempts an intervention for Janessa, who had to use ChatGPT to write a Spanish confrontation script for her "monster-in-law" after years of being called fat and told her marriage wasn't real. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Khloe Kardashian for legally "owning" Tristan Thompson’s embryos and forcing him into a vasectomy to finally end the baby mama cycle. [Edited by @iamdyre ✂️] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:07) Chisme (5:12) Rap Sheet (7:37) Petty Police (11:13) Scrolling (14:48) The Weather (16:09) Homie Helpline (47:45) Disneyland Tix (50:27) Don't You Know I'm Local (56:02) Chisme (59:45) Studious Foo (1:02:45) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Petty Police investigate an insufferable Palm Beach cop who tried to ticket a woman for "manipulating a phone" with a hand she doesn't even have! 🚓🖐️ We’re diving into a high-stakes Homie Helpline featuring "monster-in-law" horror stories, including one mother-in-law who demanded her daughter-in-law get a hysterectomy and another who lied about an autistic child speaking just to be spiteful. 👵🔥 Chisme with Angie breaks down the drama behind Khloe Kardashian forcing Tristan Thompson to get snipped and legally "owning" his embryos to stop the baby mama cycle. ✂️💎 The squad also discusses Young M.A.’s preference for dating straight women and Gucci Mane’s bipolar-induced apology to Drake after getting new teeth. 🎤🦷 Finally, Studious Foo explains the psychology of why wearing all black makes you look like a confident boss—even if Greg just looks like a "trench coat" threat! 👕🌑 [Edited by @iamdyre ✂️] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (2:06) Rap Sheet (4:32) Petty Police (8:04) Homie Helpline (26:34) Chisme (30:32) Studious Foo Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

[Full Episode] The squad dives into the "scary" world of $60 East LA love spells and attempts to help a homie named Edward who "stumbled" into downloading a secret app to text his "favorite ex" while in a toxic relationship. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down how Kim Kardashian secured a second chance for the homies in the system and investigates why a minor league "bat dog" just ended a top Dodger prospect's season. [Edited by @iamdyre 😮‍💨] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:46) Chisme (7:05) Rap Sheet (10:06) Petty Police (14:02) Scrolling (18:09) The Weather W/ Concrete! (20:35) Homie Helpline (50:08) Disneyland Tix! (53:09) Don't You Know I'm Local (58:28) Chisme (1:01:14) Rap Sheet (1:04:57) Money Moves (1:09:27) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Homie Helpline reaches a peak level of "scary" as a caller admits to spending $60 on a "bruja" spell to trap his ex back into a relationship! 🕯️😱 We’re also breaking down the $500 million San Pedro development set to snatch the "Tallest Ferris Wheel" title away from Santa Monica. 🎡⚓ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re getting the inside scoop from Peso on how Kim Kardashian literally walked into a juvie facility and secured a second chance for the homies. ⛓️🙏 The Petty Police investigate the Cleveland Cavs banning Fat Joe from courtside only for his "bad luck charm" to strike them anyway. 🏀🚫 Finally, we react to the "bat dog" disaster that blew out a top Dodger prospect’s knee and completely ruined his season! ⚾🐕 [Edited by @iamdyre 😮‍💨] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:38) Rap Sheet (6:40) Petty Police (10:33) Homie Helpline (24:09) Rap Sheet (27:53) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Chalino calls in because his 89-year-old grandpa is trying to date a 40-year-old woman from the carnicería, and the whole family thinks she’s after his money. The crew also talks Benny Blanco’s Selena Gomez confession, Bad Bunny manifesting his success, Meek Mill getting clowned, OC women getting scammed, and Chicharrito calling out Mexico fans. Chapters:  (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (02:58) Chismation (07:29) Petty Police (10:34) Scrolling (14:23) The Weather with Greg (16:11) Homie Helpline (35:43) Name The Disneyland Villain For Tickets (40:46) Amish Paradise (40:39) Don't You Know I'm Local (45:45) Chismation (49:20) Rap Sheet (53:45) Money Moves (61:56) Sports Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Description / Show Notes: Brown Bag Mornings kicks off with Benny Blanco admitting something about Selena Gomez that has everybody yelling “simp!” 😭 Then a 10-year-old girl goes viral for standing on business with ICE 👀 The Homie Helpline gets wild when Chalino asks if his 89-year-old grandpa should be allowed to chase love with a 40-year-old woman from the carniceria 🌹 Bad Bunny also shows how powerful manifestation can be, and Money Moves breaks down another scam hitting women in OC 💸 Chapters / Timestamps: (00:01) Chismation (04:31) Scrolling (07:59) Homie Helpline (23:20) Chismation (26:55) Money Moves Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Peter, whose toxic ex-girlfriend posted his "meat" on Instagram and is holding his cherished skateboard hostage until legendary skater P-Rod steps in to save the homie.. Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Ray J for accidentally snitching on his own "rigged" MMA fight after getting knocked out cold by viral star Super Hot Fire. [Edited by @iamdyre 🪚] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:35) Chisme (6:27) UFO Files (9:06) Petty Police (12:37) Scrolling (15:34) The Weather W/ Concrete! (17:11) Homie Helpline (36:46) Palabra (44:10) Don't You Know I'm Local (49:38) Chisme (53:52) Rap Sheet (55:32) Money Moves (1:00:07) Studious Foo (1:02:42) Angie Got Scammed   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad is losing it after Ray J got flattened in a bare-knuckle MMA fight and immediately started snitching about a "plan" that went south backstage. 🥊 We hit a wild Homie Helpline for Peter, whose toxic ex posted a private photo on Instagram and held his favorite skateboard hostage—until pro skater Paul Rodriguez (P-Rod) called in with a legendary surprise. 🛹 Then there's B from the LBC, who is stuck living with a petty ex who throws her laundry on the street after 15 years together. 🏠 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on ICE agents allegedly targeting World Cup fans and Angie’s absolute disaster of a $600 Tesla window tint scam.,,, ❄️🚗 Between stained white seats and "meat" leaks, the crew is keeping it a hundred on everything going viral in the streets! 💦 [Edited by @iamdyre 🪚] Chapters (00:00) Petty Police (3:35) Homie Helpline (14:02) Don't You know I'm Local (19:29) Angie got Scammed Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We hit a wild Homie Helpline for Nate, whose "accidental" namesake friend maxed out his cards for a $1,000 spree, and Marcy, who came home from an armed robbery stint to find her homie in Watts had been renting out her BMW to the whole complex! Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re debating the terrifying 140 mph "bullet buses" that might be terrorizing the 5 freeway soon just to get people to San Francisco in three hours. Mayor Karen Bass stops by to talk about her deep Latino roots, her first protest at age 10, and why collaboration is the only way to actually get things done in the city. Between the "scammer gem" of credit card disputes and Vic’s personal beef with $40 SF parking, we’re keeping it a hundred on the streets! [Edited by @iamdyre 🩺] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Mayor Karen Bass (5:09) Homie Helpline (13:33) Don't You Know I'm Local (17:39) Chisme Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

[Full Episode] The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Peter after his toxic ex-girlfriend posted a "purple-headed yogurt slinger" to his car-themed Instagram burner in a bid for "closure." Between the "pecker" drama, the crew roasts Lupe Fiasco for blaming his forgotten lyrics on 90s LimeWire pirates and debates if Drake officially stole Concrete’s cadence for his new Nike ad. [Edited by @iamdyre 🚵] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:15) Chisme (5:43) Rap Sheet (8:24) Petty Police (12:38) Scrolling (17:10) The Weather W/ Concrete (18:24) Homie Helpline (48:57) Disneyland Tix (51:50) Don't You Know I'm Local (55:20) Chisme (57:37) Rap Sheet (1:00:00) Money Moves (1:04:25) Play Ball (1:07:51) Studious Foo Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad is roasting the absolute pettiness of Lupe Fiasco after he stopped his show to blame "dirty bastards" from the Limewire era for his own forgotten bars. 🎤🤡 We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Peter, whose toxic ex-girlfriend logged into his burner car account to post a "pecker pic" as the ultimate revenge. 🍆📸 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so the crew debates if "closure" is just a trap to get you back in a toxic cycle or if you should just bring your grandma to help you get your skateboard and laptop back. 🛹👵 We also expose Greg’s bizarre "privilege" regarding his phobia of Tupperware and why he thinks using a fork from home in public is absolutely disgusting. 🥣🤮 Plus, we break down the research showing that packing a lunch could save you $3,000 a year—even if Greg would rather starve than touch a bowl of leftover spaghetti! 🍱💸 [Edited by @iamdyre 🚵] Chapters (00:00) Petty Police (4:15) Homie Helpline (21:36) Money Moves   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

[Full Episode] The squad attempts to talk Nate out of "breaking kneecaps" after his day-one homie maxed out his credit cards while he was sitting in jail on three felonies. Between the betrayal drama, the crew investigates the $9 million c*****e bust hidden inside Kim Kardashian's Skims shipments and reacts to an Arsenal player getting his "whole cheeks" out on live TV. [Edited by @iamdyre ☃️] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (2:28) Chisme (5:31) Box Talk (9:20) Scrolling (12:43) Petty Police (15:40) The Weather W/ Concrete! (17:20) Homie Helpline (42:53) Disneyland Tix! (47:14) Don't You Know I'm Local (52:25) Chisme (56:26) Money Moves (58:37) Studious Foo (1:04:04) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad investigates the massive $4 million c*****e bust found inside Skims shipments and wonders if "Kilo Kim" is about to drop a "Coke White" collection. ❄️📦 We hit a heated Homie Helpline for Nate, who came home from jail to find his "friend" maxed out his credit cards and is now offering a weak $20-a-week payback plan. 💳🤐 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are reacting to an Arsenal player getting completely pantsed on live TV and former Google CEO Eric Schmidt getting booed off stage by graduates for pushing AI. ⚽🤖 Rick Ross takes pettiness to a new level by trying to bait Fat Joe into his 50 Cent beef while rocking a diamond finger glove. 💎🥊 Finally, Marcy calls in with an insane story about her "homie" renting out her BMW in Watts while she was doing time for armed robbery! 🏎️🔥 [Edited by @iamdyre ☃️] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (3:05) Scrolling (6:28) Petty Police (9:23) Homie Helpline (27:22) Chisme Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Maggie, who is weeks away from giving birth and debating if her son should carry the last name of her "Day Zero" deadbeat ex, Bobby from Baldwin Park. Between the family drama, the crew roasts the Drake Hive for spamming Rihanna’s comments with ice emojis and investigates the 140 mph "bullet bus" that might soon be terrorizing California freeways. [Edited by @iamdyre 👨‍🎓] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:56) Chisme (7:04) Box Talk (9:30) Petty Police (14:06) Scrolling (17:55) The Weather W/ Concrete! (19:21) Homie Helpline (44:44) Disneyland Tix (46:28) Don't You Know I'm Local (50:31) Chisme (53:47) Rap Sheet (55:35) Angie's Instagram (56:45) Money Moves (1:00:53) Studious Foo (1:04:06) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We're diving into the "soft" move of Miley Cyrus’s fiancé wanting to take her iconic last name to stand behind her legacy. 👰💍 The Homie Helpline gets heavy as Maggie, who is weeks away from birth, asks if she should give her son his deadbeat dad’s last name or keep her maiden name to avoid a "scorched woman" vibe. 👶⚖️ we are sounding the alarm on a college graduation that used AI to call out names, only for the bot to malfunction and skip hundreds of hard-working graduates! 🤖🎓 The crew also reacts to the "petty" Drake fans spamming Rihanna’s comments and the chance to own actual copper from the Statue of Liberty for $250. 🗽💰 From "Mickey Mouse raps" at Disneyland to the science of twerking for your mental health, we are keeping it a hundred on everything viral. 🐭💃 [Edited by @iamdyre 👨‍🎓] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (3:09) Scrolling (6:55) Homie Helpline (22:16) Chisme (25:14) Money Moves Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

[Full Episode] The squad attempts to settle a "parenting war" for Jimmy after his 11-year-old was caught searching for "baddies" on Tubi, featuring a legendary caller’s "spicy function" involving awkward PowerPoint presentations. Live from the Disneyland 70th celebration, the crew also roasts Cowboys QB Dak Prescott for allegedly getting caught at a bullfight with his ex’s bridesmaid just months after their relationship "didn't make it off the dock". [Edited by @iamdyre 🌶️] Chapters (00:00) Live from Disneyland (1:20) Chisme (4:50) Petty Police (7:24) Scrolling (11:46) The Weather W/ Concrete! (13:39) Homie Helpline (41:12) Disneyland Tix! (45:57) Don't You Know I'm Local (49:28) Chisme (52:36) Money Moves (56:47) Studious Foo (59:06) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad is losing it over Dak Prescott allegedly being caught with his ex’s bridesmaid at a bullfight just months after their relationship "didn't make it off the dock". We hit a wild Homie Helpline for Jimmy, whose 11-year-old was caught searching "hot girls" on the family TV, leading to a hilarious debate on whether a cake-filled "spicy function" presentation is the move. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re saving your wallet with $1 summer movie deals at Regal while investigating Pete Davidson’s "deadbeat" allegations after his baby mama whispered her frustrations on TikTok. We’re also twerking for our mental health after a new study claims dancing beats anti-depressants and reacting to the terrifying "crack" of a fan getting hit by a foul ball while taking a selfie. [Edited by @iamdyre 🌶️] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (3:32) Homie Helpline (21:31) Don't You Know I'm Local (28:00) Studious Foo (30:19) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

[Full Episode] The squad attempts an intervention for Brenda after her mom pulled up to a literal dog funeral to tell her children and grandchildren they are all "dead" to her in favor of a 70-year-old retired Marine. Between the maternal drama, the crew breaks down whether Drake’s surprise triple-album drop was a genius "petty" move to fulfill his label obligations and finally "move out" of the UMG house. [Edited by @iamdyre 🍎] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (2:23) Chisme (7:14) Rap Sheet (9:23) Petty Police (13:19) Scrolling (16:17) The Weather W/ Concrete! (19:20) Homie Helpline (50:23) Disneyland Tix! (52:45) New Drake Discussion (1:01:16) Concrete Birthday Shoutouts! (1:02:01) Diaz Vs. Perry (1:06:15) Studious Foo (1:08:41) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Petty Police are investigating if Drake’s surprise triple-album drop was a strategic play to fulfill his UMG obligations and finally move out of the "major label house." 💿🏠 We dive into a heart-wrenching Homie Helpline for Brenda, whose mom literally told her entire family "you're dead to me" after Brenda’s husband stood up to her disrespectful retired Marine boyfriend. 👵🔪 Callers James and Sarah join the conversation to share their own experiences with parents who prioritize toxic partners over their own blood. 💔📞 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are hyping up 6'9" NBA prospect Karim Lopez, the Mexican superstar who grew up drawing himself in a Laker jersey and might actually make it a reality. 🏀 Finally, Studious Food breaks down the biological science of why women struggle with food cravings more than men—apparently, the brain just doesn't slow down for pizza! 🍕🧠 [Edited by @iamdyre 🍎] Chapters (00:00) Petty (3:57) Homie Helpline (23:47) Studious Foo (26:12) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

[Full Episode] The squad attempts an intervention for Roger, a former "hustler" turned stay-at-home husband who feels like a "low-key prisoner" because his high-powered wife treats him like an employee and refuses to feed him when they argue. Between the family drama, the crew breaks down the "iconic" gold rooster rings Eminem gifted Elton John and reacts to the LA City Council’s attempt to ban backyard carne asadas on "red flag" days. [Edited by @iamdyre 🐛] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:56) Chisme (6:18) Rap Sheet (9:24) Petty Police (14:20) Scrolling (18:13) The Weather W/ Concrete (20:07) Homie Helpline (42:30) Disneyland Tix (45:05) Chisme (50:08) Rap Sheet (56:49) Don't You Know I'm Local (1:03:28) Studious Foo (1:07:26) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We’re diving into the legendary story of Eminem bridging the gap with Elton John by gifting him and his husband matching gold "rooster rings" on their wedding night., The Homie Helpline gets intense as Roger reveals his high-powered wife treats him like an employee, controlling his meals and banning beer after 15 years as a stay-at-home husband. We’re also breaking down the viral clip of a kid in the Dominican Republic who trolled streamer IShowSpeed into thinking he had cancer, only for his mom to "blow the bag" by revealing it was just lice. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are investigating why lice seems to be a "Hispanic thing" and reacting to rumors of Anderson .Paak getting cozy with Mariah Carey. Finally, we look at the "Studious Fools" breakdown on why deadbeat dads might actually be victims of "systemic poverty" instead of just being heartless. Whether it's "tripod" sizing or "mosquita muerta" family drama, the crew is keeping it a hundred on everything going viral in the streets! [Edited by @iamdyre 🐛] Chapters (00:00) Rap Sheet (3:08) Scrolling (6:56) Homie Helpline (23:25) Chisme (28:28) Studious Foo Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad tackles a messy Homie Helpline to decide if Eric is a "brother friend" for inviting his sister’s ex to his birthday and triggering her "lame" husband’s insecurities. Between the family drama, the crew reacts to a bizarre San Bernardino murder case involving an Only Fans "mummy" encounter and Concrete's high-speed chase for a box of "chicken rocks". [Edited by @iamdyre 🤵‍♂️] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:21) Chisme (8:21) Petty Police (12:04) Scrolling (14:38) The Weather W/ Concrete! (16:11) Homie Helpline (32:04) Chisme (36:03) Don't You Know I'm Local (39:05) Disneyland Tix! (41:30) Concrete's Uber Eats Story (48:47) Money Moves (53:53) Studious Foo (59:29) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad is fired up today as they break down Arcángel’s wild rant claiming Spaniards are the real Latinos and that they "saved" indigenous people by bringing religion and "light". We hit a messy Homie Helpline for Eric, who allegedly disrespected his sister’s marriage by inviting her ex-boyfriend to his birthday bash—cue the heated "brother friend" debate. Nate Diaz joins the Petty Police to roast his own fans for being "bitter and fat" with gray beards instead of actually hitting the gym. We’re also diving into the mess between Cardi B and Stefon Diggs as his former chef spills all the delivery room tea on Instagram. Plus, the crew investigates a new gambling app that lets you bet on your own fitness goals, though Vic is already trying to cheat the system by putting his phone on his dog! Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re keeping it a hundred on everything from Salvadorian tendencies to Rich Paul's claim that LeBron James lacks a "selfish gene" because he didn't have a father. [Edited by @iamdyre 🤵‍♂️] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (5:02) Petty Police (8:45) Homie Helpline (19:03) Chisme (23:01) Money Moves (28:06) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

-Full Episode- The squad attempts to help Louis navigate a World Cup barbecue hosted by his girlfriend's "Uncle Rick," a man known for "Oakley energy" and passive-aggressive remarks about how "things are changing around here". Between the family drama, the crew investigates newly released FBI files confirming aliens are actually 4-foot pipsqueaks and reacts to Donald Trump "snitching" on a Raiders QB who tried to skip a White House visit. [Edited by @iamdyre 🐰] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (3:19) Chisme (6:24) Rap Sheet (9:52) Petty Police (14:46) Scrolling (20:20) The Weather W/ Concrete! (22:14) Homie Helpline (47:05) Disneyland Tix! (49:37) Brown Bag Mornings Investigates (54:51) Rap Sheet (59:33) Money Moves (1:03:47) Studious Foo (1:09:24) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad investigates Eagles’ Fred Johnson for supposedly kicking out his pregnant girl to "fight demons" on dating apps just weeks before her due date. We’re diving into a heated Homie Helpline to help Louis handle "Uncle Rick," a passive-aggressive relative making "veiled racism" comments during a World Cup barbecue. The Petty Police defend Bad Bunny after hundreds of salty FCC complaints called his Super Bowl performance "demonic" and "disrespectful" for being in Spanish. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are checking the newly released FBI files that describe aliens as being between three and a half to four feet tall. Finally, we recap the Lakers’ elimination by OKC and the bizarre moment Donald Trump "blew the cover" of Raiders QB Fernando Mendoza by claiming he’s a "big fan". [Edited by @iamdyre 🐰] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (3:07) Petty Police (7:59) Homie Helpline (18:37) Brown Bag Mornings Investigates (23:48) Money Moves (28:03) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

[Full Episode] The crew attempts a high-stakes intervention for Chavella, whose "Mosquita Muerta" sister-in-law is using her pregnancy to sabotage family events and talk smack about her nephew's long hair. Between the family drama, the squad roasts Rihanna’s new scribble tattoos and investigates a Padres prospect who traded a $750,000 bonus for a $1,000 human smuggling side hustle. [Edited by @iamdyre 🧷] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (2:32) Chisme (5:06) Rap Sheet (7:50) Petty Police (13:41) Scrolling (16:22) The Weather W/ Concrete! (18:48) Homie Helpline (35:27) Chisme (41:13) Don't You Know I'm Local (44:00) Disneyland Tix! (47:18) Man-Shower (51:04) Streaming News (55:08) Studious Foo (1:00:10) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.