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BS with Brian Simpson
by Brian Simpson
Stand-up comedian Brian Simpson talks some bullshit about whatever he wants, with whomever he wants. Email the show at [email protected] and follow Brian at @BScomedian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Ep. 185: Fired for $140? | BS with Brian Simpson
Brian Simpson reacts to the bizarre school controversy, breaks down the risks of mixing money and grades, and shares a personal story about a teacher who crossed the line when Brian was in school. But that's only the beginning. Brian also dives into the viral TikTok hot dog comment that turned…
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Ep. 184: Rough Draft Jeff | BS with Brian Simpson
Comedian Brian Simpson reacts to the Fort Worth daycare controversy, discusses parenting, childhood behavior, accountability, and the difficult decisions adults face when children get into conflicts. Earlier in the episode, Brian weighs in on Minneapolis considering a requirement for human safety...
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Ep. 183: Chinese Baby Factory? | BS with Brian Simpson
Comedian Brian Simpson reacts to the legendary Scrabble player who dominated thousands of competitive games, won championships around the world, and somehow conquered French and Spanish Scrabble without actually speaking the languages. But that's only the beginning. Brian also gives surprisingly...
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Ep. 182: Misspelling Madness!!! | BS with Brian Simpson
Comedian Brian Simpson reacts to the wild story of a video game billionaire reported to have fathered more than 100 children and the California surrogate who says she was paid $120,000 to carry one of them. Brian also continues to help out a fan with some grammar issues. Brian Simpson | Live From...
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Ep. 181: Raygun is TRASH! | BS with Brian Simpson
Brian Simpson watched Netflix’s new Raygun documentary and somehow came away with even MORE questions. On Episode 181 of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian reacts to Untold: Raygun — Breaking Badly, the new documentary revisiting Australian breakdancer Rachael “Raygun” Gunn’s viral appearance at the...
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Ep. 180: 4D Movie Theaters! | BS with Brian Simpson
What happens when you pay full price for something you technically don't own? Brian Simpson dives into the growing debate over digital ownership, Sony moving away from physical PlayStation games, DRM, game licensing, subscriptions, corporate pricing, movie theaters, 4D movies, AI, internet...
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Ep. 179: Nefarious Women! | BS with Brian Simpson
Comedian Brian Simpson breaks down the Lindsay Clancy trial and the difficult debate surrounding mental health, postpartum psychosis, criminal responsibility, and accountability. On Episode 179 of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian reacts to one of the most discussed trials in the country and asks the...
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Ep. 178: Thailand With The Boys | BS with Brian Simpson
Comedian Brian Simpson breaks down how social media algorithms can distort the way we see the world, why online outrage feels more common than it really is, how Gen Z interacts differently after growing up online, and what happens as artificial intelligence becomes increasingly independent. Brian...
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Ep. 177: Reconnoiter | BS with Brian Simpson
Comedian Brian Simpson is back with another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, diving into artificial intelligence, technology, government policy, freedom, current events, and listener questions. 00:00 Brian's Special Hits a Huge Milestone 02:35 Texas, THC & Government Policy 08:15 Freedom…
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Ep. 176: Three Traffics | BS with Brian Simpson
Comedian Brian Simpson returns with another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, covering comedy, success, listener questions, technology, travel, everyday life, and some of the internet's strangest stories. 00:00 Brian's Comedy Special & The Power of Word of Mouth 05:40 Why People Judge Too Quickly...
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Ep. 175: 9/11 Time Travel | BS with Brian Simpson
Comedian Brian Simpson returns for another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, answering listener questions about world events, relationships, comedy, technology, gaming, and the changing state of modern life. 00:00 Welcome Back & Tour Updates 01:30 Listener Question From Iran 10:40 How Modern Wars...
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Ep. 174: Unc Status | BS with Brian Simpson
Comedian Brian Simpson is back with another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, diving into stand-up comedy, gaming, relationships, success, and answering listener questions with his trademark honesty. 00:00 Welcome Back & Podcast Updates 01:00 GTA 6, PC Gaming & Streaming Plans 04:45 How Many...
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Ep. 173: Enlisting at 32? | BS with Brian Simpson
Comedian Brian Simpson is back with another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, covering gaming, travel, career advice, current events, and answering listener questions with his signature honesty and humor. 00:00 Welcome Back & Vacation Thoughts 04:55 Why Brian Is Going All-In on Gaming 10:45 The...
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Ep 172: Is that baby HIGH? | BS with Brian Simpson
Comedian Brian Simpson returns for another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, diving into current events, gaming, politics, morality, viral news, and some of the wildest listener emails yet. 00:00 Welcome Back to BS 02:30 The Perjury Debate Continues 06:00 Michael Bay's New Military Movie 10:45…
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Ep. 171: ROACH Sushi | BS with Brian Simpson
Comedian Brian Simpson returns for another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, covering UFC at the White House, conspiracy theories, the JFK files, gaming recommendations, restaurant horror stories, current events, and listener questions. 00:00 The Netflix Special Update 01:20 UFC at the White…
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Ep. 170: Two Legged Recliner? | BS with Brian Simpson
Comedian Brian Simpson dives into artificial intelligence, rising costs of living, technology, comedy, human behavior, and the future of modern society. 00:00 – NBA Finals Chaos 02:00 – Why Brian Loves Watching Great Competition 05:00 – Cat Problems & Computer Disasters 06:20 – Listener Question:...
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Ep. 169: Pat.E.goniA | BS with Brian Simpson
From police arresting a one armed woman to Patagonia Vs. Patty Gonia, we cover everything weird in the news this week with a few listener emails sprinkled in. Keep it tight! 00:00 – Intro & Listener Submissions 01:10 – The One-Handed Driver Traffic Stop 02:35 – Why Courts Care About Evidence…
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Ep. 168: Ball Maxing? | BS with Brian Simpson
Comedian Brian Simpson dives into modern politics, internet culture, psychology experiments, human behavior, and one of the strangest online trends imaginable. In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian reacts to listener emails about political frustration, social media culture, moving to a...
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Ep. 167: Morals vs Capitalism | BS with Brian Simpson
This episode of BS with Brian Simpson covers everything from the viral “Universe 25” mouse experiment to internet echo chambers, modern anxiety, tradwife discourse, media panic cycles, and some of the weirdest online trends imaginable. Brian also reacts to listener emails, philosophical thought...
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Ep. 166: Dolphins are Getting High | BS with Brian Simpson
Comedian and podcaster Brian Simpson returns with another hilarious and thought-provoking episode of BS with Brian Simpson. This episode dives deep into modern relationships, loneliness, AI culture, social media, comedy, and the strange direction technology is heading. Brian reacts to listener...
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Ep: 165: Hologram Funerals? | BS with Brian Simpson
In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into real conversations about the comedy grind, personal growth, and navigating relationships in today’s world. From touring experiences and audience dynamics to deeper discussions about beliefs, lifestyle choices, and personal responsibility,...
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Ep. 164: Goodbye NATO | BS with Brian Simpson
This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian is back off the road and diving into real-life questions, everyday situations, and honest advice you won’t hear anywhere else. From navigating modern life to breaking down social habits and relationships, this episode covers everything from dating...
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Ep. 163: Creepy Teachers | BS with Brian Simpson
In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into real-life advice, relationships, gaming culture, and the truth behind why people ask for advice in the first place. Are people really looking for guidance… or just validation? From deep conversations about relationships and communication…
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Ep. 162: Remember the Alamo (Drafthouse) | BS with Brian Simpson
In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian breaks down one of the most surprising movies of the year and why it completely exceeded expectations. From storytelling and pacing to character development, this film delivered in a way most modern movies don’t. But that leads to a bigger...
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Ep. 161: Nice Try NASA | BS with Brian Simpson
In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into a mix of wild listener stories, real-life relationship drama, and thought-provoking conversations about the future. From complicated family dynamics to a bizarre camping experience that raises more questions than answers, this episode...
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Ep. 160: Quadruple Amputee Killer | BS with Brian Simpson
In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian reacts to some of the most bizarre and confusing real-world stories making the rounds right now. From unbelievable news headlines to questionable decision-making, this episode dives into the kind of stories that make you stop and think, “How is this...
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Ep. 159: $30 Million Heist you've never heard of | BS with Brian Simpson
In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into some of the most fascinating and surprising topics—from viral reality shows to real-world crime stories and the psychology behind risky decisions. This is a hot one. 00:00 Intro + Tour Recap & Live Shows 01:30 Why Celebrity Culture Isn’t...
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Ep. 158: SXSW Rant, Jonestown, and Unc Gamers | BS with Brian Simpson
In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into a wide range of topics including comedy culture, festival season in Austin, gaming debates, and real-life listener advice. Brian shares his thoughts on how creative festivals evolve over time, the challenges artists face in entertainment...
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Ep. 157: Murdered his friend over french fries | BS with Brian Simpson
In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian Simpson breaks down listener questions, unusual news stories, and everyday life decisions with his signature honest perspective. Brian discusses smart spending habits, why some things are worth investing in, and how small decisions can affect your...
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Ep. 156: Stalking your wife into marriage and nasty co-workers | BS with Brian Simpson
In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian breaks down celebrity headlines, relationship expectations, internet confession culture, and a difficult workplace dilemma — all with his signature honest perspective. 00:00 – Welcome Back & What Counts as “Big News” Now 02:15 – Celebrity Feuds &…
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Ep. 155: Fake ultrasounds, Epstein rant, & BAFTA | BS with Brian Simpson
In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian Simpson shares honest, thoughtful perspective on Austin’s rapid growth, the evolution of comedy, originality in creative work, and listener questions about real-life situations. Brian discusses how cities change over time, the realities of modern...
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Ep. 154: Korea has ageist nightclubs? | BS with Brian Simpson
This week Brian breaks down real questions about navigating professional environments, handling personal business privately, understanding long-term consequences, and why honesty and discretion matter more than public validation. Along the way, he reacts to news stories, reflects on workplace...
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Ep. 153: It's a winter wonderland | BS with Brian Simpson
In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian responds to listener emails and current stories while sharing honest, humorous perspective on everyday frustrations, creativity, games, work ethic, and modern life. Brian discusses everything from how people process stress and irritation, to why...
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Ep. 152: Demonizing Passport Bros? | BS with Brian Simpson
Brian responds to real-world questions about navigating partnerships without resentment, making smart financial choices, choosing growth over comfort, and understanding when logic and emotion collide. From relationship dynamics to long-term thinking, this episode balances humor with thoughtful...
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Ep. 151: Fan got scammed by an escort! | BS with Brian Simpson
Brian dives into thoughtful listener emails covering relationships, personal responsibility, boundaries, anger, trust, and decision-making. With his signature honesty and humor, Brian breaks down why advice should never be treated as instruction — and why listening, context, and accountability...
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Ep. 150: The Art or the Artist? | BS with Brian Simpson
In episode 150, Brian responds to a wide range of listener emails covering relationships, personal growth, culture, technology, and modern dilemmas — all with honesty, humor, and clear perspective. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Setting the Tone 01:20 – A Listener Story That Sparks the Episode 04:10 –...
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Ep. 149: Roomate Romance | BS with Brian Simpson
Welcome back to BS with Brian Simpson, where Brian breaks down listener emails, modern culture, and the everyday logic behind why life feels more frustrating than it used to. This week Brian reacts to a wide range of fan emails that spiral into bigger conversations about digital ownership, gaming...
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Ep. 148: Reversed Double Standard | BS with Brian Simpson
This week, Brian breaks down a long-running listener story involving missed timing, emotional attachment, and the hard truth about knowing when to walk away. From unspoken feelings to complicated living situations, Brian offers honest insight on why clarity matters more than comfort. 00:00 –...
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Ep. 147: Mandatory DNA Testing at Birth? | BS with Brian Simpson
In this episode, Brian reacts to intense fan emails, ranging from chaotic relationship sagas to deeper conversations about power, mental health of veterans, risk-taking, ambition, and what happens when people reach the top and still feel empty. 00:00 – Welcome back & upcoming shows 01:10 – Why…
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Ep. 146: We buying a cybertruck? | BS with Brian Simpson
In this episode of BS With Brian Simpson, Brian reads one of the longest, wildest, most chaotic listener emails ever sent to the show — a full saga of breakups, new relationships, jealousy, trust issues, mistakes, secrets, and self-reflection gone sideways. 00:00 The Wildest Email Episode Begins...
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Ep. 145: Harassed By Government | BS with Brian Simpson
From career struggles and health challenges to relationship drama, gaming culture, internet trends, and big-picture questions about AI — Brian breaks it all down with his signature mix of honesty, humor, and sharp insight. ❗️ Chapters 00:00 Brian Returns — The Email Episode Begins 00:37 A...
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Ep. 144: Affair with a Married Woman - Full Story | BS with Brian Simpson
This week Brian reads the final chapter of one of the craziest listener sagas ever submitted — a multi-episode relationship roller coaster involving secrecy, confusion, emotional chaos, and a shocking twist ending. ❗️ Chapters 00:00 – Welcome back & show updates 00:24 – A different kind of…
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Ep. 143: Wild Fan Emails, Conspiracy Theories & Real-Life Chaos | BS with Brian Simpson
This week Brian dives into wild inbox confessions, surprising conspiracy thinking, real-talk about relationships, and the comedy behind the confusion of modern life. ❗️ Chapters 00:00 – Weekend Recap & Tour Dates 01:30 – What Brian Is Playing Right Now 04:00 – The Game That Keeps Pulling Him Back...
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Ep. 142: Dating Apps and Email Updates | BS with Brian Simpson
In this episode, Brian reacts to a series of unbelievable relationship emails, breaks down dating dynamics, talks about traveling for shows, food recommendations, and gives grounded life insights you won’t hear anywhere else. If you enjoy episodes that mix real stories, authentic advice, and...
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Ep. 141: The Dubai Affair | BS with Brian Simpson
In this episode, Brian shares updates from his comedy tour, answers wild listener emails, and dives deep into relationships, trust, heartbreak, and self-growth — all with his trademark blend of honesty and humor. If you’ve ever wondered how to bounce back from bad love, how to reconnect after...
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Ep. 140: You no pay? I no work! | BS with Brian Simpson
Welcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — this week Brian answers listener emails, talks real life, and roast-level breaks down the chaos of travel, relationships, and parenting… ❗️ Chapters 00:00 – Show is back + tour dates 02:00 – How to send emails to the show 03:30 – Atlanta airport: the chaos...
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Ep. 139: GTA 6 Will Cost HOW MUCH?! | BS with Brian Simpson
Welcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — where comedy, real talk, and a little chaos collide. In this episode, Brian dives deep into the Nintendo Switch 2 hype, predicts GTA 6’s wild pricing strategy, breaks down why Battlefield 6 and Madden aren’t what they used to be, and shares hilarious…
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Ep. 138: AI, Jobs, Bus Drivers & The Future of America | BS with Brian Simpson
If you enjoy this episode, hit Like, Comment & Subscribe to support the show and keep it growing! 📧 Email Brian!!! 👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – we might play yours on the show. 👉 Email: [email protected] 👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com 👉 Follow Brian:...
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Ep. 137: We Preppin!!! | BS with Brian Simpson
WRITE INTO THE SHOW!!! 👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show. 👉 Email: [email protected] 👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com 👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedian FOLLOW Jon Carden! Podcast: @TammysBoyPodcast Instagram: @goingtothejon If...
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Ep. 136: Culture of Cancel | BS with Brian Simpson
If you enjoyed this episode, hit Subscribe and share it with a friend—it helps the show grow! WRITE INTO THE SHOW!!! 👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show. 👉 Email: [email protected] 👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com 👉 Follow...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Stand-up comedian Brian Simpson talks some bullshit about whatever he wants, with whomever he wants.
Email the show at [email protected] and follow Brian at @BScomedian
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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