Buckeye Bombast with Belhaven & the Boy

Plus, reaction to Indiana loss and first round matchups.

With universal balance restored, it's time for the big boy season. Indiana will be the toughest opponent to this point. They may even be the toughest for the entire season. Lane Kiffin - there is a certain kind of bag that rhymes with Tea bag.

go back from where you come! michigan sucks. You say, "well, duh! death and taxes!" To which I respond, "but michigan really really really sucks!" We nod to each other knowingly. As we walk away, we beat our chest and exclaim in unision. "Truth"

Feel free to attend the game in Ann Arbor if you have the opportunity. However, make sure to keep hidden your cotton-candy, nachos, those twirly-whirly things that spin in the wind, and any other precious item . These will make a michigan fan's eyes and fingers light-up like Bilboa Baggins.

We had joy, we had fun, we had a season in the sun.But the wine and the song from that season have all gone.But there is more wine in the cellar!

Ecstatic Mirth! The Cloak of Scarlet Righteousness has been summoned, paraded, and has left the unwashed masses bathed in its warmth and mirth Equally awash with mirth, we impress ourselves with our ability to brag about the mind-numbing things we say Extraordinary Mirth! Absolute, soul-pleasing mirth!

So this is it. Did you imagine it would be the Golden Dome against the Silver Bullets? Notre Dame, with its modern version of Tressel-ball, is looking to squeeze the juice of what may be the modern version of the '02 Miami Hurricanes. Look for Ohio State to Rock the Irish like a hurricane. Summon the Scorpions! Summon the Juice! Bring forth the Cloak of Righteousness!

Mirth! Mirth of the joyous variety! Maybe not Shock and Awe 3 but....Shock and Alright! Alright! Alright! Perfectly executed screen Perfectly executed goal-line stand Perfectly sublime scoop and score through the heart of Texas!

Lord of the Rings Deleted Scene - Frodo and Samwise encounter nittany lions as they trek through the swampland of Florida in search of their precious.

Will it be....Shock and Awe 3? We give our thoughts on bringing the longhorns into the slaughterhouse and hookin' em on the meat hooks. Oh, and Emmanuel Acho - Will Howard is the worst QB left in the playoff? You're a special kind of stupid!

We are back after the dreaded plague that ravaged through the house of Bombast. Get our thoughts on the dunking of the ducks!

So yeah, we pretty much nailed that Ohio State / Tennessee game.

The much anticipated analysis of Ohio State vs. Tennessee. You will laugh. You will cry. It will become a part of you.

It's likely the best matchup analysis of a Neanderthalic mind

As we get ready for the first playoff games, we take a look at the selection(s)

Simpleton wisdom

#googleme It is rumored that when the Indiana AD approached Cignetti, he summoned the aura of Jimmy Chitwood and simply said, " I don't know if it'll make any change, but I figured it's time for me to start playing ....er ... paying for football."

after the dire, Eeyore like tone of last week, come enjoy the bubbly mirth of victory!

Reactions to games on the national scene - Oregon, A&M, and more. Plus, the gem that is the Righteous 25! and key up coming games - SMU/Pitt, Georgia/Florida, Oregon/scUM

Now that we've been filled with doubts, how do we cast aside those doubts and pull out a victory against the Nittany Lions?

leave no doubt??!! Dude! I have more doubts now than I did before!

Not only do you get the run down on the up coming affair with the bugeaters, you get to hear more praise for Indiana than you ever thought possible....and Navy! and BYU!

We're gonna learn ya on what's goin on around that there college football national scene

If you're looking to swim in the sweet tears of sorrow as we gorge on a bitterly dry helping of duck....

We reflect on the week that was and make our predictions on week 6.

We leave the Sparty party and hawk goobers at the Hawkeyes.

We recap the whacky week that was and look ahead to what we hope is another whacky week.

Follow with us as we learn what it takes to build a culture of desperation, violation, and decay.

We recap what proved to be a glorious victory over the brown and turdy broncos.

This is where you can tune in to hear us dogging meatchicken. We'll also lay down some wisdom on other key matchups.

We give our thoughts on the Akron game and turn our attention to the Broncos in all of their brown glory

Michigan Sucks

Episode 1B - UGA/Clemson, LSU/USC, A&M/ND, Florida/Miami

Episode 1A of our exciting new season!

It is Thursday, Nov. 30, 2023 and michigan still sucks

go back from where you come! This is it! the detailed analysis of the Game with Booger and the Brazen Cheaters

now that the gopherturds have been squashed, we will look to wipe our shoes on the meshitagain wolverines

LOL @ michigan LOL @ jimbo fisher LOL @ anyone who doesn't think Bama should be in the top 4

Reaction to the 2nd CFP rankings of the year - Here is the Bombast Top 6 - 1) Ohio State 2) scUM 3) Washington 4) Florida State 5) Georgia 6) Texas

Oh, and bombasting all over the adorable michigan - the cheaters of the west

This episode is so flippin spooky, scary that it got stuck in a vortex for two before it could be published

We were able to set up an exclusive interview with one of the "Scouts" who was paid my Michigan to steal signs from potential opponents. You are NOT going to want to miss this!

From James Franklin's giant hat to adorable michigan's spike the sign stealer. From the funk in the Carolina's to the fun of the fumbling men of Troy. We give you the fresh wintergreen wisdom of Buckeye Bombast!

"Have you seen anyone else along this beach?" "No, Just me and the moron twins." Now that the pool paradise is closed, we take a Splash into how things have gone with our first half predictions.

We will delight you with our thoughtfully hollow insights into this monster game

A florid analysis of the scarlet domination that overwhelmed the dreary purduda burmuda.

In this gem, you have the privilege of consuming the first Bombast Playoff Rankings of the 2023 season. They are even whackier than you could possibly imagine.

There is most certainly a vortex in West Lafayette. After the tussle with the terribly tenacious terrapins, the exceedingly righteous bucks look to not be overtaken by the Purduda Bermuda.

One must understand that this is quite an extraordinary episode with so many twists and turns. All at a firepowery pace.

Holtz - I think that is an extremely robust (think colon-blow) beer that was consumed by soviet-era East German women