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Dead Heir

by Dead Heir

Within our allotted time, we have the gift to capture moments for as long as we see fit. A time capsule, tucked away neatly in a secluded Attic, never to be seen again. Time can mend all wounds, but it can also scorch those memories until they are but ash. Before those memories are burnt, inhale the smoke, the fumes of those same memories, and catch a faint glimpse of that Dead Heir.

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Episodes

  1. Dead Heir Episode 30 - Probably The Best One Yet

    IF YOU ARE READING THIS. IT MEANS ITS TOO LATE.

  2. Dead Heir Episode 29 - Guess Who's Back?

    This episode brings back the show from a long hiatus! The gang has a competition to see who can squirt doo doo out the furthest, and let's just say things get interesting!

  3. Dead Heir Episode 28 - Feat. Kendrick Lamar

    This week, Canaan and Branden have an awesome beyblade battle to see who comes out on top! Jk I forget what we talked about and I didn't listen back to it

  4. Dead Heir Episode 27 - Hitting the Bases

    This week, Branden and Canaan drink sunflower oil!

  5. Dead Heir Episode 26 - 240p Story Time

    This episode of the podcast Branden didn't set up his good microphone in time, so his audio quality is not very good. We apologize for this, but hope you enjoy the episode regardless. Thank you for listening.

  6. Dead Heir Episode 25 - Mailbag Episode!

    Join us this week as Patrick tries to make a podcast while Branden and Canaan are too high and can't make a cohesive or enjoyable experience for anybody at all!

  7. Dead Heir Episode 24 - Stuck in Limbo

    This week, Branden and Patrick discuss real world things like real world adults (boring!) while Canaan rests his weary head

  8. Dead Heir Episode 23 - Under the Weather

    We're back! Branden is sick and depressed, Canaan is unemployed and depressed, and Patrick is blissfully unaware of the dangers of poison ivy! And we love him for it

  9. Dead Heir Episode 22 - One Controller to Rule Them All

    Branden and Canaan (gamers extraordinaire) talk about politics and what it means to live in the solar system neighboring the milky way galaxy, as extra terrestrial monsters from another world.

  10. Dead Heir Episode 21 - The Wonderful World of THC

    Welcome back! The weed episode of Dead Heir features many orb consultations, and some incredible speeches about soft drinks! Join Canaan and Branden as they fight in the octagon to the death.

  11. Dead Heir Episode 19 - Dune Flash Game

    Us again! The guys take on their pasts as they reminisce on old internet worlds, the glory days of adobe flash, and bare knuckle boxing!

  12. Dead Heir Episode 18 - The Games Where you Starve

    Took 50mg and now I need to write a podcast description ohhhh maaaaaaan this is too much pressure!

  13. Dead Heir Episode 17 - Guests!

    This week, Patrick and Branden are joined by two very special fellas back in October that Branden was too lazy to edit haha whee!

  14. Dead Heir Episode 16 - Build a Pirate

    This week, Canaan and Patrick try to give Branden advise for his woeful lack of bitches, and the gang try and create their pirate-sonas

  15. Dead Heir Episode 14 - Technical Difficulties

    This week Jacob's setup is complete, just in time for Valentine's Day! Branden's webcam gives him some tummy troubles, and Canaan begs for his secrets to remain hidden!

  16. Dead Heir Episode 13 - [REDACTED]

    This episode the guys talk about [REDACTED] and how it affects [REDACTED] and the interconnections between [REDACTED] and [REDACTED].

  17. Dead Heir Episode 12 - Slender Man Happy Hour

    This week, Branden and Canaan carry the show once again! Join them as they discuss the likelihood of Slender Man being one of the boys, who's funny and who isn't, and potential celebrity guests!

  18. Dead Heir Episode 11 - Stolen Valor

    I'm running out of energy and mental bandwidth to come up with descriptions for all six listeners.

  19. Dead Heir Episode 10 - Smoked Pocket Monsters

    Wow! What a funny episode huh?! I know what you've done. I know what you've done. I know what you've done. I know what you've done. I know what you've done. I know what you've done. I know what you've done.

  20. Dead Heir Episode 9 - Horse Mode

    i literally don't care if you have a problem with how the audio sounds or is edited i dont care i dont care i dont care i dont care.

  21. Dead Heir Episode 8 - Baptized in Red 40

    Welcome Back! This week, the gents talk about their experiences with organized religion. Such as Christianity, Garfield, fondue, and Louis Wain paintings!

  22. Dead Heir Episode 7 - Camp Hebb

    This week, Canaan and Branden are left to fend for themselves against the horde of hungry, rabid fans! (4)

  23. Dead Heir Episode 6 - The Belch EP

    The night after Halloween, and Lawrence and Miguel put together a real rip snorter of an episode! Don't open the blinds. Don't open the blinds. Don't open the blinds. Don't open the blinds. Don't open the blinds.

  24. Dead Heir Episode 5- Brown Bricks in Minecraft

    Patrick returns! He drops awful news to Canaan about his gaming habits, and with the Fnaf movie around the bend, the fellas exchange wedding vows

  25. Dead Heir Episode 4 - The Baking Episode

    Patrick remains 6 feet beneath soil. So Canaan, Branden and Jacob continue in memoriam. They consult the orb, bring up their favorite LSMark videos, and wear Bernie Sanders hats! Have you ever baked before?

  26. Dear Heir Episode 3 - Large People, Large Discussions

    This week we mourn the loss of Patrick as he steps down and quits the Dead Heir Podcast. Canaan, Jacob and Branden are left to pick up the ashes as they discuss cruises, a billion dollars, and what it's like to be the top 1%

  27. Dead Heir Episode 2 - Richard's Tunnel

    YouTube has video version, anchors away! Sorry for the audio issues part way through the episode, still working out the kinks of live recording! Smooth sailing from here on in

  28. Dead Heir Episode 1 - Before the Gala

    Open wide! Another episode of Dead Heir, where we have no discernable topic, and can't really stay on track for longer than 4 minutes! Pee!

  29. Dead Heir - Pilot Episode

    Inaugural episode ahoy! Meet your hosts as they talk about literally nothing. The world needed another podcast and we're here to aid that cause! As we work out the kinks and stretch our bones in our first air date, we hope to entertain.

  30. BumbleAttic Episode 5 - Nick is the Purple Guy

    Today, we're back on the old internet, causing Branden's mic to sound like hot hot garbage. We're joined by a very special and surprise guest during a gentlemen's discussion about a certain indie horror game, along with some delivery stories and some music talk!

  31. BumbleAttic Episode 4 - Friendsgiving in a Nutshell

    Wow! It's sure been a long time! Today, James and Arsh are back and we pick up where we left off. But you won't ever know WHERE we left off, because the last recorded podcast with them was in 2017, and I privated them all on YouTube! Hopefully we can become slightly more consistent with podcasts…

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  32. BumbleAttic Episode 3 - Small People, Large Discussions

    In this jampacked episode, a whopping EIGHT people discuss the logistics of smaller people, online monopoly and the preferred green vegetable of choice.

  33. BumbleAttic Episode 1 - The Great Homunculus

    Special guest Peter tells us about his NordVPN experience. Branden convinces everybody about the Russian Homunculus which is totally real btw. Jacob enters later on to wreck havoc regarding uncle Phil.

  34. BumbleAttic Pilot Episode - Michael Jackson Land

    Canaan enters the fray, and him and Jake reminisce on their childhoods as Arsh relays some important news regarding Leaving Neverland.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Within our allotted time, we have the gift to capture moments for as long as we see fit. A time capsule, tucked away neatly in a secluded Attic, never to be seen again. Time can mend all wounds, but it can also scorch those memories until they are but ash. Before those memories are burnt, inhale the smoke, the fumes of those same memories, and catch a faint glimpse of that Dead Heir.

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How many episodes does Dead Heir have?

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What is Dead Heir about?

Within our allotted time, we have the gift to capture moments for as long as we see fit. A time capsule, tucked away neatly in a secluded Attic, never to be seen again. Time can mend all wounds, but it can also scorch those memories until they are but ash. Before those memories are burnt, inhale...

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Dead Heir has 36 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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