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It's moms gone mild this week. More of the same foolishness and nonsense and beige women making sex work boring. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.

The road trip lands in Miami and not only does Vicki "whoop it up" but Luanne proves why the sun and tequila don't mix.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.    

We get to hear Jax and his recent affair have a post-coital chat next to an elderly invalid and the kids are fighting amongst themselves. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us. Come hang as @illtakeapinotpod covers #mcbeedynasty #rhoc #rhol #summerhouse #rhugt #inthecity and #houseofstassi

Schwartz is "apparently" a giant a-hole and has "no recollection" of being one and Jax declares he doesn't want to marry Brittany next to an "elderly invalid." Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. Come hang as  @illtakeapinotpod  covers #mcbeedynasty #rhoc #rhol #summerhouse #rhugt #inthecity and #houseofstassi  

We learn a little bit more about some of the women and the "lifestyle" and the husbands catfight on a golf course.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.    

The ladies have landed in our beloved Atlanta and its a cultural shock for Vicky and a reckoning for the Salt Lake women. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.    

That's a wrap on the Real Housewives of London and the two part reunion was lackluster, at best. It was too much screaming about very low stakes issues and I don't think I care about it. And there's also Real Housewives of Orange County. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram, Tik Tok and YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And PLEASE rate and review us so we can find our people. WE NEED YOU!   

More Faith drama unfolds, Lala is back and Schwartz is the voice of reason. That's right, you read that right... Sandoval is losing his mind over the TomTom deal and meanwhile Jax be Jax-ing 

Jeff and Sundi chat about the tragedy and religious trauma that is Pastor's Wife and it just goes from there. They cover all the recent reunions and what they're looking forward to in the next week. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.

We get the ULTIMATE "rawt in hell" from Brittany and we learn all the sordid details about Jax's affair with Faith on the bedside of an elderly lady who just wants to be left alone. Also, the Toms are apoplectic at Jax's infidelity and everyone else is less than shocked.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.  

The ladies continue to fret on being "outed," and Sundi continues to hate when they use that word. There's some spicy hot tub content and two very boring girls' nights  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.    

It's a whole new world and season, but the same ol' antics. This time Jax "had relations with that woman" that they all know, and this time she's missed a period.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.    

A midweek mega-mini episode featuring what's making us happy, what we've been watching and what's making headlines.  This week: Real Housewives VPR season 6 Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed Double Lives of Suburban Wives Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky Callaway and Target's recent tone deafness We’re in all the way. Come hang as  @illtakeapinotpod  covers #mcbeedynasty #rhoc #rhol #summerhouse #rhugt #inthecity and #houseofstassi  

Season 5 winds down with a whimper as the WeHo dummies go at each other for things they're RE-mad about. We rehash the Schwartie wedding, Sandoval is excitable as ever and we see Scheana's marriage dissolve before our very eyes.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can enjoy this with us.  

Meet the new girl on the "adult content" block and she may have found a hack to the whole game. Also, Macy and her glasses are mean and the feud between Bri and Megan is STILL unresolved.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us. Come hang as  @illtakeapinotpod  covers #mcbeedynasty #rhoc #rhol #summerhouse #rhugt #inthecity and #houseofstassi

The road trippers are still in Beverly Hills at Kyle's infamous white party and there are lots of old faces of the RHOBH franchise... well their new faces, actually. The (new) old faces are joined by the Salt Lake ladies and the Countess has a surprise for them all.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can take this journey with us.     

The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion continues to deliver as "America's friend," Cynthia arrives to do the lord's work and Shamea and Porsha's friendship deteriorates before our very eyes.   

Welp, they're married, but sadly, this wasn't the most interesting part of the wedding episode. There's a "3 months later" situation with Scheana that makes all the wedding dreck absolutley worth it.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.  

The finale is upon us and we are a Galayna stan podcast. We love and unhinged lady! Sundi is a pop culture professor who will watch anything and Nolin is always down to dish. Find us at @takeapinotpod on Instagram, Tik Tok and  YouTube, and Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. Make sure to leave a review so more people can find us and commiserate.  

We made it to the Bubba's wedding and everybody is DEEP in their feelings and waxing VERY nostalgic about the whole thing. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.  

The big secret between Megan and Bri is (sort of) revealed and the women are further afraid of being exposed as sex workers - as they film a show on a national network. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.

The ladies have moved on to Beverly Hills on the next leg of the girls trip, and old tropes are staring to emerge as Gizelle and Vicki face off. Kyle gets an emotional text from Mauricio and Sutton throws an "Ugly Leather Pants" party - and Crystal is there too. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.    

Who do any other franchises exist when Real Housewives of Atlanta is like this? By far, my favorite - I finally got caught up and can talk about the RHOA reunion. Oh.. and RHOC and RHOL were there too. Vote in our poll to have your say in what we cover after McBee: Double Lives of Suburban Wives; Million Dollar Nannies; or Killer among Friends. Go to Instagram or Tik Tok to have your say - or email Jeff and tell him all about it Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram, Tik Tok and YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And PLEASE rate and review us so we can find our people. WE NEED YOU!   

Two days until the wedding the Katie and Tom still hate each other. The Schwartz Brothers are completely hapless and there's a pinata.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.  

Steven McBee’s thirst knows no bounds, Kacie doesn’t know how babies are made and there’s a new family grift! Sundi is a pop culture professor who will watch anything and Nolin is always down to dish. Find us at @takeapinotpod on Instagram, Tik Tok and  YouTube, and Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. Make sure to leave a review so more people can find us and commiserate.  

A midweek mega-mini episode featuring our final thoughts about House of Stassi, Jennifer Garner's new show 5 Star weekend, a Sundi-rant about the TLC endeavor Double Lives of Suburban Wives and little chat about the Wicker trailer.  Find us for vintage VPR on Wednesdays  and Fridays. and our coverage of the RHUGT Roaring 20s, McBee Dynasty and the Housewives corner.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.  

Katie and Schwartz are doing it. they're actually gonna get married, and we're in the immediate run up to the wedding. Watch this car crash with us.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.  

These are the last of the House of Stassi episodes, and man... what a ride. I think I may be fully turnt on our Vanderpump princess. These episodes were are real ride.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.    

This is the best thing that has ever happened to this pop culture professor and her posh friend Emilie. This first episode is giving Housewives nostalgia, classic drama, and all the best 50 minutes I've spend all week.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.  

Guess what, y'all. Vicky is NOT a Debbie Downer and Gina thinks a dildo is a weird gift. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram, Tik Tok and YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And PLEASE rate and review us so we can find our people. WE NEED YOU!   

The staycation from hell continues as Stassi tries to heal everyone but herself. Beau goes back to work, Dayna-with-a-y terrorizes Friendsgiving and Stassi says "F them kids." Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.    

Sundi may have to eat her words as Stassi reveals more and more of herself in these two episodes. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.    

Soak it all in, because we only have two episodes left. Jesse's dark passenger hitches a ride to Vegas, Cole becomes the only good McBee brother, and we see all of Steven's ... assets.  Sundi is a pop culture professor who will watch anything and Nolin is always down to dish. Find us at @takeapinotpod on Instagram, Tik Tok and  YouTube, and Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. Make sure to leave a review so more people can find us and commiserate.  

The Housewives corner is on the road this week as I take on the #rhoc and #rhol Orange County may have been on 20 for years and every episode feels just as long. Tamara is creeping back to her old ways, Jenn is picking a fight she can't win and Shannon... falls. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram, Tik Tok and YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And PLEASE rate and review us so we can find our people. WE NEED YOU!

I In a super-sized episode of BITAPG, the dummies descend on New Orleans for a VERY ill-advised joint bachelorette/bachelor weekend that gives us the boys in drag and the resurgence of Crazy Kristen and the introduction of Tequila Tom  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.  

In a super-sized episode of BITAPG, the dummies descend on New Orleans for a VERY ill-advised joint bachelorette/bachelor weekend that gives us the boys in drag and the resurgence of Crazy Kristen and the introduction of Tequila Tom  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.  

House of Stassi premiere's with a bang in these first episodes. The Pinot Pod is completely enamored with the breaking of the fourth wall, the immedieate jump to vulnerability and a reuninting of the dymanic duo that is Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.

Thank you guys so much for letting us talk about our WeHo dummies (and all the Bravo dummies) every week. We couldn't do it without you. Y'all... this is our 100th episode of Vanderpump Rules. We've spent our blood sweat and tears to watch these dummies pilfer Lisa's closet for ill-fitting clothes, Scheana be ostracized AGAIN and Katie and Schwartz make each other miserable and WE WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY!  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.  

The end is here and that is a wrap on In The City. It was lackluster at best, but never the less, we persisted.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and questionable life choices at @takeapinotpod on Instagram, Tik Tok and on YouTube. Hot takes, complaints, and confessions go to [email protected]. And PLEASE leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.  

We're all caught up and the mess is messy. We talk through this episode as well as the latest online drama.  Sundi and Nolin are working through The McBee Dynasty one season, one episode at a time. We’re taking on the family feud, the federal charges, and the obvious Yellowstone ripoffs. We have very few notes, minimal structure, and a lot of expertise we definitely haven't earned.

Here's everything you need to know about McBee Dynasty season 3, episodes 1-6 Sundi is a pop culture professor who will watch anything and Nolin is always down to dish. Find us at @takeapinotpod on Instagram, Tik Tok and  YouTube, and Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. Make sure to leave a review so more people can find us and commiserate.  

Sundi brings you the recap for the episode 3 where we continue to learn why these women can't be friends, and it's mostly because of Tamara.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram, Tik Tok and YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And PLEASE rate and review us so we can find our people. We need YOU!   

A midweek mega-mini episode featuring a lively chit chat about what's making us happy, what we're watching, and the general state of sexual politics in reality television right now.  Find us on Wednesdays  and Fridays for coverage of vintage Vanderpump episodes, McBee Dynasty, a dabble of RHOC and upcoming, the new House of Stassi.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.    

We're smack dab in the middle of one of the most iconic seasons of Vanderpump Rules and it's more of the same, really. Stassi is back to her mean-girl ways, Schwartie is barreling toward an ill-advised wedding and Jax is jaxxing.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.  

In a lackluster reunion, there's not much new news. But Emilie and Sundi chat about what they've been watching this week. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and questionable life choices at @takeapinotpod on Instagram, Tik Tok and on YouTube. Hot takes, complaints, and confessions go to [email protected]. And PLEASE leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.  

On this episode of Vintage Vanderpump Rules, Jax gets roasted, and Brittany's mom is scandalized because he may have kissed a boy, despite his other trespasses. There's more wedding talk and Scheana is on the outs ... again.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.  

We made it to the end of the McBee Dynasty's second season. Cole is a father-to-be, Jesse is a husband-to-be and Steve, Sr is nowhere to be found. There is also an extra Russian among us.  Sundi is a pop culture professor who will watch anything and Nolin is always down to dish. Find us at @takeapinotpod on Instagram, Tik Tok and  YouTube, and Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. Make sure to leave a review so more people can find us and commiserate. .

We've decided to pivot, so enjoy the second and last recap of the RHOC. We'll be covering Real Housewives Ultimate Girls' Trip so find us there.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram, Tik Tok and YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And PLEASE rate and review us so we can find our people. WE NEED YOU!   

Kristen's sketch comedy show uses a prob that all the VPR ladies recognize and we need to wash our eyes our with bleach. Stassi continues to be the bitchiest detective in the world and James is still screaming for ice cream Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.  

In true Scheana fashion, Stassi acts as the hinge between her hit show, and the newly minted "Summer House." The Hamptons haters (Katie, Stassi, Kristen and Scheana) head to Montauk for Stassi's bday and wind up giving us the gift: a young, fresh-faced Kyle and a VERY horny Carl.  Our slate is refreshing as  we add RHOC (seasons 20 AND 1), McBee Dynasty, and House of Stassi.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so we're not screaming into the void.