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Self Help for scumbags, well scumbags that want to better themselves. Hosts Landon Law and Per Simmons take you on their journey of self discovery and self improvement, sponsored by cheap beer and dumb stories with the occasional guest spot from some of their wildest friends.

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Episodes

  1. episode 32: Joey drops by

    On this episode our good friend joey joins us for a fun conversation. Joey sings in the hardcore band pull your card and discusses his recent experience living in a new state for the first time.

  2. habitual masturbation 12

    does perla work in tech? we actually DON'T know what she does for a living.

  3. History Fucks Episode 1 : the presidents big ole dick

    in this new side show Landon will be regularly divulging some interesting historical facts and stories. sit back relax and enjoy a two minute regaling of Lyndon b Johnson penis

  4. habitual masturbation 11

    no more fucking hot dogs.

  5. habitual msaturbation 10

    the boys take on a new challenge yet again!

  6. habitual masturbation 9

    ahh shit here we go again !

  7. habitual masterbation 8

    cumquats and internet porn

  8. ep 30: tweaker pussy

    In this episode the boys talk about the hermetic philosophy of "As Above So Bellow" as well as some sticky situations they recently found themselves in, separately.

  9. habitual masturbation 7

    you know what it is!

  10. episode 29: fuck John Lennon

    With sincere honesty the boys did not expect to take such a long hiatus, during their whole time away they discovered multiple new approaches to the show through a pretty long process of trial and error and while they've heard peoples ideas and concerns and implemented new ways to make the show…

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  11. Habitual masturbation 6

    On this episode the boys discuss their recent endeavors on the never ending path to becoming less shitty dudes.

  12. Habitual masturbation 5

    new week new challenge. lets go bitch

  13. episode 28: piss and vinegar

    On todays episode the boys aren't exactly in the best mood so they take some time to reflect on the sillier things in life...like piss kinks.

  14. Habitual masturbation 4

    you already know

  15. Episode 27: Public urination

    On this episode the boys discuss gratitude for their friends as they discuss their recent end of summer river trip. As summer comes to an end and autumn comes in, bringing the harvest its a great time to reflect on the year so far! Per and Landon also got shit hammered in San Marcos and closed…

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  16. ep 26: jerking off in basic combat training

    On this episode the boys dive a bit into the past as Landon openly recounts getting a prostate exam at 18 years old and per tells the equally emotional story of the way his family celebrates his deceased fathers birthday every year. Equal parts heartwarming and prostate stimulated episode 26 is...

  17. habitual masturbation episode 2

    back at it with our new side show!

  18. episode 25: cowboys from fucking hell !

    we made it a quarter of the way to 💯! in episode 25 the boys discuss doing uncomfortable things in the pursuit of growth and personal development. They also talk about their recent experiencer doing stand up comedy and the word dick puppet gets used...a lot.

  19. Habitual Masturbation episode 1 !

    the boys are branching out! As we're getting more serious about the show we decided that we wanted to crank out more content while trying improve our personal lives. that's exactly how we got here, with the official launch of our new side show; Habitual masturbation! a short bi-weekly show where...

  20. episode 24: Turning negatives into positives

    In this episode the boys discuss turning negative attributes into positives. Per and Landon talk about using mental illness as personal super powers, such as using manic episodes to be productive and channeling depression into creativity.

  21. episode 23: keep pushing the goal post

    In the twenty third installment of by the balls the boys discuss how complacency breeds incompetence and why its so important to keep having new goals even after accomplishing the goals you previously set out...also, Landon educates Per on the existence of cakefarts.com

  22. Episode 22: First Episode back

    Two years ago when the boys started this podcast Landon and per were both living in the great state of Texas but due to unforeseen circumstances just a few months in to this audible rodeo Landon had to move home to California. after countless low quality zoom calls, and 6 cross country trips in...

  23. Episode 21: Community

    The boys are in Long Beach California wrapping up a trip. They discuss the importance of community, friendship, family and finding your tribe! After a trip up the mountains of Southern California, a day at the beach and a crazy local Los Angeles Hardcore show the boys have plenty to talk about....

  24. episode 20: Evolution

    In this episode the boys discuss transcending your current situation and progressing towards being a better, more formed version of yourself. leaving behind old beliefs, ways, habits and lifestyles and the power of consistency and personal growth despite being a little dumb and reckless still.

  25. episode 19: Rollin' Brown Out

    In this episode the boys discuss headspace and balance and talk some SHIT about sex.

  26. episode 18: California Murder Motel

    On the last day of pers California adventure the boys sit down and reflect on the weekend they had, including but not limited to witnessing the direct aftermath of a m*rder and talking about all the bomb ass food they had in Los Angeles.

  27. Episode 17: Live in Hollywood

    In this episode Landon brings per out to his home town of Los Angeles California and after driving around the city all day they settle down pers hotel room at the Hollywood motel to record their first in person episode together in months!

  28. Episode 15: Don't take life so serious

    In this episode the boys talk about blowing off steam and knowing when to just fucking laugh!

  29. episode 15: butt fuckin'

    On this episode the boys discuss a level of clarity that comes with sobriety as well some of the joys of fatherhood. follow us @bytheballspod on instagram.

  30. episode 14: Direction

    Back from a little hiatus; the boys return with an episode about the importance of having direction in life and really focusing on it! follow us on Instagram @bytheballspod

  31. episode 13: Humility

    On this episode recorded the boys reflect on some of their spring time activities ((while they get drunker than they should've while recording))

  32. episode 12: perseverance

    the boys talk about persevering through shitty circumstances and using whatever motivation you can...even if its rage!

  33. episode 11: when life gets overwhelming

    On this episode the boys cover what is most likely the heaviest subject to date, suicide. They discuss the extremely emotional experience of losing someone close to their own hand as well as statistics and resources for people struggling with thoughts of self harm. Despite the seriousness of the...

  34. episode 10: current conspiracies! (recorded jan 2021) (released aug 2021)

    It's no secret we've been a little back logged and after a little break we're back! we have plenty more episodes lined up and ready to drop on a regular basis. as for this episode the boys are back for their second SOBER episode ever. If you've made it to this point you already know these two are...

  35. Episode 9: Morality

    Episode 9 is the first episode the boys had recorded after a 3 month hiatus resulting from Landon's cross country move. In this episode you can hear the two of them chop it up and get up to speed on Landon's new life in California as well as hear Per express how much better Texas has been since…

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  36. episode 8: our first sober episode!

    The boys have talked about sobriety quite a bit through out the series but this time they put their money with their mouths are and actually buckle down and do an episode with OUT getting shit hammered. Landon discusses his potential life plan after a catastrophic break up and per reminds us what…

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  37. episode 7: starting new chapters!

    This episode the boys come back after a brief break and breakdown a few times in their life where they've had to pick up and start again. As sort of an answer to episode 5 about ending chapters Per and Landon discuss how a shut door can easily become an open window! thanks for sticking with us so...

  38. episode 6: overcoming adversities w/ Famous Ink

    on this episode the boys are joined by their good friend and coworker Famous. One of the hardest working and realest people you'll ever come by. many of you may follow him on Instagram @famousink420 and know that he does absolutely awesome tattoo work down at lucky in love tattoo in temple Texas...

  39. episode five: ending chapters in your life

    Per and Landon discuss ending chapters in their lives, from divorces to dead dads the boys get deep on this episode....BALLS DEEP

  40. episode three: Cowboy Troy

    The boy are back in the ball pit and finally getting the formula down for what they want the show to be. By far the best episode so far and the standard that all episodes will be held to from here on out.

  41. episode two: changing your DNA

    Recorded one week after episode one, Per and Landon discuss the tense climate going on in June of 2020 while opening up about their own struggles with sympathy,empathy and substance abuse. published september 13 2020

  42. episode one: welcome to the ball pit

    Our very first episode recorded at the end of may or begging of June...or something like that. in this episode we stumble our way through defining what our podcast is about and who are. it may start out a bit rough but by episode three we really get in the pocket and start to have a SLIGHT idea...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Self Help for scumbags, well scumbags that want to better themselves. Hosts Landon Law and Per Simmons take you on their journey of self discovery and self improvement, sponsored by cheap beer and dumb stories with the occasional guest spot from some of their wildest friends.

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Self Help for scumbags, well scumbags that want to better themselves. Hosts Landon Law and Per Simmons take you on their journey of self discovery and self improvement, sponsored by cheap beer and dumb stories with the occasional guest spot from some of their wildest friends.

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