Bye Pumkin

Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Season 2, Episode 1This week, Princess is joined by THEE Kara Berry (@everyonesbusinessbutmine) to dive into Kim's bad marriage, Kourtney's bad ideas, and good ole early-2010s chaos. Season 22 of Bye Pumkin starts right now.

This week, Princess is wrapping up:--How to lose a job in 20 vacation days--It's too early to have school discourse this stupid--When are the PR people for Katseye gonna come back from FMLA????

content warning: sexual assault, sexual coercion, childhood sexual assault, self-harm, eating disordersThis week, Princess wishes she didn't watch a very bad documentary about big women and the creep that invited them to his house.

content warning: eating disorders, self harmThis week, Princess is wrapping up:--Britni Griner's divorce--Ariana's break--Katseye's shrinking lineup--Perez Hilton's karma

This week, Princess is watching Stassi's new show so that you don't have to.

This week, Princess is wrapping up:--Black Panther casting--bonnet discourse--dating bisexual men--Nara Smith's girl boss era

content warning: child sexual assaultThis week, Princess is wrapping up:--getting tricked by a 13yo--why you probably need a lab mix from the shelter--how to get uninvited--being quiet on that damn creek.

content warning: sexual assault, child deathThis week, Princess wants to talk about Lestat's version. 

content warning: sexual assault, childhood sexual assaultThis week, Princess is wrapping up:--virtue signaling on the left--Kathy Griffin's stunts and show--prayers up for Milania

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 9This week, Princess wants to talk about Adrienne's shut up ring.

Arguing over air conditioning.Lena Dunham's book is a curse.Arguing with a 19yo trad wife.Consensual voice message.Dr. Kameelah against the internet.

content warning: drug use, infant deathThis week, Princess thinks Lamar Odom looks like a mild dud, that Rob was smoking crack in Khloe's house, and that Khloe has got to figure out how to stop abandoning herself.

Taylor's version of a wedding.Brooklyn Beckham's very private commercial.Toy Store 5 upsets Mama Bear.Lizzo needs to go home.

My Fair Brady, S1, E8This week, Princess is having super secondhand embarrassment from all the begging going down in Puerto Rico.

Colin's book.Aloneness Influencer.Beyonce's family vlogging

content warning: sexual abuse, sexual assault, child abuse, graphic medical talk, and suicide.This week, Princess read Lena Dunham's book and now you have to hear about it.Note from Princess: this episode's recording could have been way better. There are a couple of places where I hit the mic and I hate that it's in there but taking it out would be too much work at this point. Sorry!This episode was originally aired as a bonus episode on 4.30.26. If this content is something you'd like to hear more, consider subscribing at www.patreon.com/byepumkin. 

BTS tourNate BargatzeJennifer Lopez coparenting90s Kid Summer

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 7This week, Princess wants to talk about Puerto Rico, string bikinis, and laying on the ground any time you're asked an awkward question.

content warning: eating disorders, body talk--Ariana Grande--Latto vs Cardi B--Decentering smug Europeans

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 6This week, Princess is meeting Adrienne's mom.

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 5This week, Princess is going back to Joliet with Chris and Adrienne. (Skip ahead about 30 minutes to get past the Dominique Morgan talk.)

This week, Princess is trying to figure out who kidnapped and murdered those kids at the BurgerChef in 1978.Shout to Ashley for sponsoring this episode. If you'd like to sponsor an episode, send a message to [email protected] episode was oringially published on 1.29.26 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon. 

content warning: sexual abuse, sexual assault, child abuse, intimidate partner violence, mental illnessThis week, Princess watched the 46-part Youtube documentary on the Nature Boy cult and now you're gonna hear about it.

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 4This week, Princess is trying to figure out why Adrianne can't take a shower by herself.

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 3This week, Princess is talking about sleeping with men who don't like you, negging people you love, and porn couches.

This week, Adrianne and Chris are doing a Valentine's Day redo and Princess is trying to not to rant about the American school system. 

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 1This week, Princess wants to talk about when Adrienne Curry and Christopher Knight were a weird ass couple.

Content warning: sexual assault, child abuse, drug abuseThis week, Princess forgot it was Easter. Instead of recording a new episode on a holiday weekend, she is posting a rerun about Aileen Wuoronos.

This week, Princess fixes cheating friends, emotional meltdowns, and adoption.

Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Season 4This week, Princess quits the podcast. Nampande joins her and quits the podcast, too. And there's some talk about these Mormon weirdos, how boring season 4 was, and the meanest, most evil leprechaun to ever get a divorce on tv.

This week, Princess wants to talk about soulmates, MLMs, and the most punchable face on the Internet.Shout out to Theresa for sponsoring this episode. If you want to sponsor an episode, send a message to [email protected]. 

This week, Princess wants to talk about how many more of you bitches are going to jail!

This week, Princess and her gravelly voice talk about Reza, MJ, GG, and their new friends. She gets into how to win against a dead woman, whether someone needs to call CPS on GG, and where the fuck is Reza's baby.

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 6This week, Princess shuts down season 20 with Rachel and co's meltdowns on Oscar day.

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 5This week, Princess is talking Rachel crying, Rodger's ridiculous hair, and what to do when your uncle dies during Oscar week.

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 4This week's episode is a little short. (Maybe because last week's was so long!) But Princess does get into the second part of Rachel's trip to NY Fashion Week, including Brad in drag and Rachel lying about money.

content warning: domestic violence, sexual assault, childhood sexual assaultThe Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Seasons 1-3This week, Princess is joined by Nampande to talk about her ill advised binge watch of seasons 1-3 of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. In this super long episode, Princess loses her morals due to Hulu reality tv programming, a rumor is started about cast member, and Nampande gets Princess to change her mind.

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 3This week, Princess has a 10 minute rant that you can skip or not. Also, Rachel Zoe is in NY, wearing fur and pretending to ignore her husband.

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 2This week, Princess has Friend of the Pod Naudia to talk about Rodger's hair, Brad's bowties, and the procedures and policies manual that no one has ever seen at Rachel Zoe Inc.

content warning: self-harm, suicide, eating disorders, body talkThis week, Princess is bringing in season 20 with the Rachel Zoe Project. This episode covers the elephant in the room, Rod-ger's hair, and the unavoidable Taylor standom.

This week, Princess wants to talk about what happens when your mom shows up 45 years later and says she's the illegitimate daughter of the former Sultan of Brunei.This episode originally appeared on the Bye Pumkin Patreon. If you'd like to receive more content like this, consider joining at www.patreon.com/byepumkin. 

content warning: eating disorders, disordered eatingThis week, Princess wants to talk about Posh Spice, family drama, and something she knows absolutely nothing about--fashion.This episode orginally appeared as a bonus episode on Patreon on 10.16.25. If this type of content interests you, consider subscribing at www.patreon.com/byepumkin. 

This week, Princess is talking about why we need rules at an amusement park.Shout out to Shannon for sponsoring this episode. If you'd like to sponsor an episode, send a message to [email protected] episode originally ran on 7.24.25 as a bonus episode. If you would like more content like this, consider subscribing to Patreon at www.patreon.com/byepumkin. 

This week, Princess wants to talk about one of her favorite scams of all time. And it involves like 400 horses.This episode originally ran on 3.27.25 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon. For more content like this, join at patreon.com/byepumkin. 

This week, Princess suffers through Razzlekhan to talk about the biggest Bitcoin heist ever.

content warning: suicide, extreme drug useNetflix, 2024This week, Princess wants to talk about Bitcoin, crypto scams, and Ray Trapani, the biggest piece of shit in the world.

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 9This week, Princess is joined by Liz (@lizexplains) to give The Osbournes a proper send off and wrap up season 19 of Bye Pumkin

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 8This week, Princess is joined by Kara (@everyonesbusinessbutmine) to discuss everything BUT the unwanted houseguest in The Osbournes' house.

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 7This week, Princess is flying solo and talking about the very sensible hatred of Thanksgiving, Ozzy dog walking while zooted, and why anyone would bring a Rottweiler puppy to dinner. 

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 6This week, Princess is joined by Australian To the Show™, Mathilde (@tillygoatgruff) to talk about Ozzy and Sharon's parenting, having a nanny at 16, and getting fucked up on Hollywood Blvd in the early aughts.