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Cafeteria Chats

by Cafeteria Conversations

This is Cafeteria Chats where a few high school idiots decided to make the smart decision of recording their weird lunch discussions and put it into podcast form. Those people are Drew- The guy who does the recordings and just throws out jokes... that's about it..., Luke- The music artist who made the wrong choice of doing this., Ava- The girl that decided to sit with us, Ryan- The normal guy in the group, Ben- The black guy, Alyassir- Ryan 2.0, Jair- Man of Mystery, Becca- Short Podcast Host, Eli- Former Member who doesn’t talk. We post our daily chats and hope you guys enjoy our stupidity...

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Episodes

  1. Ep. 51- The Last Chat Pt. 2

    In this one we do some fun Cafeteria Chats Superlatives and then at the end we get all sappy and sad. This is going to be a two part episode and the last chat for the foreseeable future. We all really love the podcast and are happy the estimated 5 audience members including Becca and Drew enjoyed...

  2. Ep. 51- The Last Chat Pt. 1

    In this one we do some fun Cafeteria Chats Superlatives and then at the end we get all sappy and sad. This is going to be a two part episode and the last chat for the foreseeable future. We all really love the podcast and are happy the estimated 5 audience members including Becca and Drew enjoyed...

  3. Ava’s Birthday Special Pt. 4

    In this one we all go to Ava’s house for her sweet 16 with a lot of the usual people plus some new people. The people there(cause we didn’t say who in the episode) are Drew, Luke, Ryan, Ava, Jair, Alyassir, Becca, Gabby, Jacob, Trinity, as well as new people Gabi(I think I’m spelling that right),...

  4. Ava’s Birthday Special Pt. 3

    In this one we all go to Ava’s house for her sweet 16 with a lot of the usual people plus some new people. The people there(cause we didn’t say who in the episode) are Drew, Luke, Ryan, Ava, Jair, Alyassir, Becca, Gabby, Jacob, Trinity, as well as new people Gabi(I think I’m spelling that right),...

  5. Ava’s Birthday Special Pt. 2

    In this one we all go to Ava’s house for her sweet 16 with a lot of the usual people plus some new people. The people there(cause we didn’t say who in the episode) are Drew, Luke, Ryan, Ava, Jair, Alyassir, Becca, Gabby, Jacob, Trinity, as well as new people Gabi(I think I’m spelling that right),...

  6. Ava’s Birthday Special Pt. 1

    In this one we all go to Ava’s house for her sweet 16 with a lot of the usual people plus some new people. The people there(cause we didn’t say who in the episode) are Drew, Luke, Ryan, Ava, Jair, Alyassir, Becca, Gabby, Jacob, Trinity, as well as new people Gabi(I think I’m spelling that right),...

  7. Ep. 50- Flash VS Kirby

    It’s been built up for weeks... Jair and Drew have argued it for years... the final argument... who would win in a fight, Flash or Kirby...

  8. Ep. 49- Dreams

    In this one we talk about dreams that we all had and screwed up dream journals.

  9. Ep. 48- Getting Jinxed and Slapping Luke

    In this one we talk about everything from a fake video game, Luke hurting himself in gym, and vaginas.

  10. Ep. 47- Which Superhero Are We

    In this one we discuss which superheroes we think that we would be from the Teen Titans and the Marvel Universe.

  11. Ep. 46- Gems, Parenting License, and Sex

    In this one we talk about having a license to have a kid, gems in real life, and sex... as usual.

  12. Ep. 45- Random Episode Part 2

    In this one, not gonna lie, there’s a ton of random conversations.

  13. Ep. 44- Jair’s Birthday Gift

    In this one Jair gives Drew a birthday gift and it’s pretty great.

  14. Ep. 43- Teacher's Pet

    This Lunch Travel Chat Episode features a special guest, tune in to find out who!

  15. Ep. 42- Luke’s Dumb Game and Disney Characters

    I’m this one we try to play Luke’s game that he wants us to play and then we play an even dumber game Ryan came up with called “a conversation”. What a nerd.

  16. Ep. 41- Ryan’s Interview

    In this one Ryan goes for an interview for Abbot and then him and Jair yell at each other in Spanish.

  17. Ep. 40- I Didn’t Write It

    I swear I didn’t write it.

  18. Ep. 39- The Season Finale

    So in the last one we struggled with what to talk about and it was a little awkward... this one is a lot of fun.

  19. Ep. 38- The Tragedy of the Bottle

    Welp, here we are again. In this episode the lunch travel chat shares stories of what happened to them throughout the day.

  20. Ep. 37- We Tried

    In this one we didn’t really know what to talk about. We didn’t want to play any games so we tried having a deep conversation and it didn’t really work out.

  21. Ep. 36- More If You Had To

    In this one we play more If You Had To... that’s about it.

  22. Ep. 35- Luke Kills Jair

    In this one we play a new game called If You Had To that’s sort of like would you rather but not... and Luke kills Jair at the end. It’s pretty fun.

  23. Movie Month Ep. 1- Sonic the Hedgehog Pt. 2

    This is a new show we are doing where we review movies and go back to Drew’s house to review them and do the usual games and shenanigans. In this one we talk about the new Sonic movie(You can imagine why we went to see this and the amount of jokes we made).

  24. Movie Month Ep. 1- Sonic the Hedgehog Pt. 1

    This is a new show we are doing where we review movies and go back to Drew’s house to review them and do the usual games and shenanigans. In this one we talk about the new Sonic movie(You can imagine why we went to see this and the amount of jokes we made).

  25. Ep. 34- A Very Odd Valentine's Day

    Happy Valentine's Day!! (Or a late Valentine's Day, whenever you're listening to this) Back at it again with the Lunch Travel chat. This episode was very....odd. It was all over the place and very confusing. No other way to describe it except for odd. Happy Listening!

  26. Ep. 33- Karaoke

    In this one our cafeteria decided to hold a Karaoke machine in our cafeteria and we decided to sing a few songs. Plus drunk stoned or stupid.

  27. Ep. 32- More Drunk, Stoned, or Stupid

    In this one we play some more drunk, stoned, or stupid and talk a little bit in the beginning.

  28. Ep. 31- Luke got Surgery

    In this one we play more drunk, stoned, or stupid but also explain the prank that Luke, Drew, Ava, Alyassir, and Jair were gonna do.

  29. Ep. 30- Cardio Days and Ostriches

    Travel Chat time! In this one we hear about the crazy Cardio Day Becca had along with the very interesting conversations between Isabella, Becca, and Pillsbury (Hillary) at Monday night band practice. (Hope the silent also surprisingly speaks in this one! Be sure to look out for her one comment...

  30. Ep. 29- Drunk, Stoned, or Stupid

    In this, Drew brings a new game to the show like paranoia called Drunk, Stoned, or Stupid(Spoiler Alert, Luke Loses).

  31. Ep. 28- The Vape Escape

    In this one we switch locations for lunch and eat in our common area or it’s other/better name, “The Vape Escape”.

  32. Ep. 27- Circle Stories

    In this we go around and make stories with each person giving one sentence as part of the story... they get a little weird.

  33. Special Super Bowl Episode Pt. 4

    This is going to be a series of episodes released over the next 4 days where we watch the 54th Super Bowl and play games at Drew’s house.

  34. Ep. 26- How to Eat an Orange

    In this episode we get to hear some more from the Lunch Travel chat. We gain a little more insight on some of our new members, Jake and Swazie. From staples in shirts to wedding funerals, this lunch chat is definitely one of the weirder ones.

  35. Special Super Bowl Hangout Pt. 3

    This is going to be a series of episodes released over the next 4 days where we watch the 54th Super Bowl and play games at Drew’s house.

  36. Ep. 25- Yes or No

    In this one we play yes or no for the whole lunch and tomorrow we may or may not be moving to a new location for recording.

  37. Special Super Bowl Hangout Pt. 2

    This is going to be a series of episodes released over the next 4 days where we watch the 54th Super Bowl and play games at Drew’s house.

  38. Ep. 24- Introducing...the Lunch Travel Chat

    This is a new series that we will be doing where Becca, who has been on the show a few times, and her friends are going to record their lunches as well but have them be little 10 minute installments. We will still be posting the normal episodes in the future but this is just a little peek at what...

  39. Special Super Bowl Hangout Pt. 1

    This is going to be a series of episodes released over the next 4 days where we watch the 54th Super Bowl and play games at Drew’s house.

  40. Ep. 23- More Never Have I Ever

    In this one we talk about how we are going to see Sonic on Valentine’s Day and play some more Never Have I Ever(Spoiler Alert, Drew isn’t out first again).

  41. Ep. 22- Fan Fic Friday and Never Have I Ever

    In this one we have the second installment of Fan Fic Friday and continue our story from last week. We also play Never Have I Ever(Spoiler Alert, Drew gets our immediately).

  42. Ep. 21- More Paranoia

    In this one we play more Paranoia and also play a new game called the yes and no game. And Jair gives us a crazy ending again.

  43. Ep. 20- We Play Paranoia

    In this one we play a fun game called Paranoia and we have a lot of fun. It also ends with a fun remark from Jair.

  44. Bonus Episode at Oberweis

    In this one we had a little get together after the play for our school at our local ice cream shop oberweis. The people from the podcast are only Drew, Luke, and Ava but there are a lot of people in this one so have fun meeting all of them.

  45. Ep. 19- Sonic Fanfic

    This one gets really weird guys. Jair makes us take part in a Sonic fan fiction. It’s very bad...

  46. Ep. 18- Singing Part Two

    In this one we sing again by starting an a cappella group plus the usual weird chatter.

  47. Ep. 17- Bases Loaded

    In this one the conversation gets a little weird. The title doesn’t make sense now but listen and it will...

  48. Ep. 16- Tournament and More Sonic

    In this one we do Jair’s tournament thing, do more weird sonic stuff, and have our normal weird conversations.

  49. Ep. 15- The Origins of the Show and Bystanders

    In this one we talk about the show getting started on either YouTube or as a podcast(spoiler alert it’s a podcast) and Bystanders the music group.

  50. Ep. 14- The Roast of Luke

    In this one we literally roast Luke over a document he can’t see. The link to the document is below and Luke said he won’t look at it so... have fun. https://docs.google.com/document/d/14PPVWeyVinmlxGvgC120zhP8UUNpJ-a4wsoH7wpIeeI/edit?usp=sharing_eil&ts=5e21ed55

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

This is Cafeteria Chats where a few high school idiots decided to make the smart decision of recording their weird lunch discussions and put it into podcast form. Those people are Drew- The guy who does the recordings and just throws out jokes... that's about it..., Luke- The music artist who made the wrong choice of doing this., Ava- The girl that decided to sit with us, Ryan- The normal guy in the group, Ben- The black guy, Alyassir- Ryan 2.0, Jair- Man of Mystery, Becca- Short Podcast Host, Eli- Former Member who doesn’t talk. We post our daily chats and hope you guys enjoy our stupidity...

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