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Call It: What You Want
by Call It: What You Want
We're just the funniest three brothers in the South Philly area, making a podcast. We're talking about whatever we think is funniest and sometimes getting to a bit like: Making weird food combos edible, hypothetical mascot fights, and modern lore. We have our own idea of what this is, but you can call it what you want.Ther reviews are in, Danny DeVito called it "The Seinfeld of Podcasts".
Episodes
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Episode 32 [Christmas Sack Posset]
It's the holiday season and we're digging into some festive topics. Matteo asks why Santa Claus is so sexually alluring, Aj brings some liquid history to the table, and Alex invites a parasitic plant to the party! All the tidings for a happy holiday.
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Episode 31 [Thanksgiving feasts]
If you're interested ina thanksgiving and all that comes with it then this one's for you. We talk about a fully liquid thanksgiving and if that's not quite your style we Dew add a little extra solids to the mix. We also analyze the headspace of our newly apparated relatives who have odd eating...
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Episode 30 [Our First Bookclub]
Have you ever read a great piece of fiction and thought deeply about its characters, themes and other integral parts of its story? Have you ever decided to comb through fanfic to find a piece that is just absolutely perfect for doing so? Well we haven't but we made an attempt anyway
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Episode 29 [Skeleton Wars and Other Spooky Stuff]
Unfortunately Matteo has been drafted into the skeleton army and couldn't make this episode. It's unfortunate he would have love learning about crow funerals and where Jack o' Lanterns came from. Which is what we discuss today. We learn bird names are fake and it's surprisingly easy to fool the...
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Episode 28 [Pope-mon]
Have you ever wondered how holy Pokemon is? or how it relates in any way, shape or form to the church, well you're in luck. We discuss the Vatican vouching for Pokemon as a friendly game and not Satan as well as other pope and pokemon inspire topics. Now is the time to pick your favorite pokemon...
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Digidiscussion 1 [Im Stylin' Dude]
Alex and AJ Decided after many years to rewatch Digimon adventure, after doing so decided they should talk about it and watched the first arc again. We critique, discuss, and generally be confused by what we all know as the digital world.
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Episode 27 [Welcome to Wizards]
Do you believe in magic? If so, do you believe that using balloons to fly over a desert is magic? David Blaine certainly does and we're here to discuss his most recent "trick" along with some other famous magicians and what they're doing in their free time, or their plans to make celestial bodies...
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Episode 26 [PA Myths]
Do you like looking into the mirror and crying because of how ugly you are? You might be a squonk, hop on the bus to nowhere to you can be sad and just sit on a bus for several years while everyone around you does the same thing. You could also take a trip to some stairs of an unknown location…
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Episode 25 [What's Trending?]
CIWYW stands for Call It What You Want, but today we explore some other less guessable acronyms and make some adjustments to those old lame outdated ones. Also, who would you choose, and why is it the 10,000 rats all named George Foreman that you have an emotional connection to?
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Episode 24 [What You Missed in Quarantine part 2]
A new gourmet pizza restaurant popped up overnight during quarantine, and it just happened to be in the same places as a popular children's arcade-style restaurant. The Nation learned of a new-ish way to gauge natural disaster and it all revolves around waffles.
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Episode 23 [What You Missed in Quarantine part 1]
While the country was locked down for a month, some wild things happened that you might not have heard about. We're catching you up on some of the weirder stories that happened while we were all staying inside.
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EP ? [Just a Quick Heads Up]
New things are in store for the future of CIWYW so look forward to better produced(hopefully) and more interesting (also hopefully) content.
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Episode 22 [The Fantasy Fight Finale]
The Long awaited finale to our fantasy fight bracket is finally here. The Jonas Brothers and their magical, musical incantations take on Jack Skellington and his new sentient goo friend. An extensive list of powers is supposed to be put on display and we learn about Jack's past and the Jonas...
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Episode 21 [Fantasy Fight Round 3 Part 2]
Bringing the semi-finals to a close, The all mighty Jonas Brothers take on the power absorbing warlock, Mr. Six. Truly a battle of Gods can only be one thing, a battle the winner of whom goes on to fight Jack Skellington in the finals.
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Episode 20 [Fantasy Fight Round 3 Part 1]
The first match of round three is Tony the Tiger and Jack Skellington. Both are extremely formidable beings and we delve into why they are as strong as they are in this episode, the first match takes a bit longer than expected so the boys at the FFF are going to have to be stuck in their studio a...
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Episode 19 [Fantasy Fight Round Two]
The boys are finally back to continue the May Madness bracket. Einstein and Tony the tiger find themselves facing off at school, Jack skellington needs to overcome his instability in order to fight Dr Phil, Mr. Six must find a way to even battle Sunny D, and The Jonas Brothers are up against a...
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Episode 18 [Fantasy Fight Round 1]
We've returned once again, this time with an exciting hour long bit! The event you never asked for and were extremely confused by when we asked for your input. Thats right its the first round of our Fantasy Fight Bracket! We return to some of our greatest competitors and have them dish it out in…
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Episode 17 [Smoothie Days]
We're asking the tough questions, like what food would be most digestible in smoothie form? And will the Olive Garden let you bring your own blender in? We struggle to name even four actors for our Mario Brothers Movie recasting. Luckily we're here to educate you on the many species of…
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Episode 16 [The Cube Rule]
We're back again and we're pivoting to everything Barrel themed. It's the biggest barrel event of the year, Barrel Jamboree! Another game of The Onion/Not the Onion. If you think a hotdog is a sandwich you're wrong, if you think a hotdog isn't a sandwich well you'd be wrong too. The Cube Rule...
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Episode 15 [Ad Agency]
Meeting culture has run amok. Our hi-jinks in the workplace, and fixing a resume. Planters got rid of their fully grown Peanut, and we're making up ad campaigns for other products. What are some Teen Jobs? Because we're looking for work. Fantasy FIght: Paul Blart Mall Cop must find and capture…
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Episode 14 [Hiatus]
Back from a long Holiday break, into Movie Awards season. We've got: The horrifying, demented and hilarious reviews of Cats, the TV show. Adam Sandler's plans for revenge against the Academy. This Fantasy Fight slips into corporate sabotage of childhood sweets. It's the Keebler Elves vs. The Rice...
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Episode 13 [Sushi Dayz]
The Butthole cheat code: Let’s talk about the newest craze that’s hitting the wide-open sunny areas of Arizona, Butt Tanning! Taking mouth vitamins not making you healthy fast enough? The butthole is the next best thing...I guess. Have you tanned your butthole lately, and has Ra, the Egyptian God...
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Episode 12 [Guest Star]
He's not exactly a star, but he is our guest because one of us is busy. Let’s talk about the legality of ghosts and zombies serving a life sentence and the disappointment of Pokemon fans. We're making up our own pokemon and daydreaming about putting together several bands, including a 4th wave of...
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Episode 11 [Turkey Boys]
Let's talk about the true beginning if the Thanksgiving tradition, when Shaquille O'neal rolled a turkey up Mt. Olympus to appease the gods.
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Episode 10 [Chilly Season]
Let's talk about the weather and check in with our all new news team! The English language can be weirder and more specific than we realize, so we're guessing the definitions of words you've never heard. And if someone wants to rob you, what's the least valuable thing you'll fight for?
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Episode 9 [Lost Things]
Let's talk about Frankenstein's monster. How do we preserve him? Does he want kids? Is he the result of a Capri-Sun curse? Disney isn't giving Ratatouille the love it deserves, so we're taking on planning the sequel, Rata2ille! Along the way, we'll make our own elaborate scam to get celebrity…
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Episode 8 [Soup Season]
We’re disregarding Spooky season for something with a bit more flavor. Let’s talk about soup season. How do we elevate the season to stand on its own against holidays like Halloween? Display your soup like you would a line of pumpkins! If you could convince large groups of people to chant…
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Episode 7 [The Edge of Your Seat]
Let's talk about Wendy's new tabletop game and how other fast-food restaurants will try to capitalize on nerd culture; FoodCon coming soon! We've got a totally new Lesson of Lore for you! The English have no mythology, King Arthur's herbs and spices, and Tom Brady is the witch who invented clam...
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Episode 6 [A Disaster]
Let’s talk about how late it is an- wait, let’s talk about the technical difficulties we’re experiencing instead. We’ve taken three steps back in studio quality and we cannot get over it, but we hope you can! Area 51 week was filled with success from alien culture enthusiasts and society’s most...
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Episode 5 [Pre-Recorded]
Let’s talk about monkeys on a typewriter, and their workers conflict with the Cheesecake Factory. What makes a pie, and does a Hot Pocket qualify? This week's Fantasy Fight goes off the rails and makes a spooky tag-team a little too sexy as The Monopoly Man and Mr. Pringle take on Count Chocula…
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Episode 4 [Wet Soggy Socks]
Let's talk about revolutionizing flavored water, reinventing some nasty foods,the validity of gravy and Hasbro's new business ventures. This Fantasy Fight is a battle of the best dads. Who is raising you right, Chester Cheeto or Tony the Tiger?
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Episode 3 [Rise of the Chicken King]
Let's talk about 'ol Jimmy Sanders' rise to power in the gas station chicken world, and all the roadblocks in the plan to raid area 51. This Fantasy Fight is Brains vs. Brawn as the Colonel takes on a man who has a problem with his chicken, and that man's name... was Albert Einstein.
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Episode 2 [Worship the Bench]
Let's talk about how often you use your Cults Rewards Card, what your crimes are and what you want to eat. This Fantasy Fight will leave you feeling squeaky clean as Mr. Clean takes on the Power of PineSol.
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Episode 1 [A Codpast]
It's our first episode! Let's talk about fish, McDonald's special egg and a fantasy fight between the Jonas Brothers and the Mario Brothers.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
We're just the funniest three brothers in the South Philly area, making a podcast. We're talking about whatever we think is funniest and sometimes getting to a bit like: Making weird food combos edible, hypothetical mascot fights, and modern lore. We have our own idea of what this is, but you can call it what you want.Ther reviews are in, Danny DeVito called it "The Seinfeld of Podcasts".
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