PODCAST · comedy
Call Me Mommy
by Call Me Mommy
Grab some booze and sit back for the rants of a misplaced Seattleite mom. F*** shaming others... unless you're mean, dumb, or... her husband.
Episodes
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And We're Back... 13 Doors Later
Kate isn't allowed to verbalize her plans to fight internet stupidity or tackle the homeless population problem without revision. Grab your favorite summer limited edition beer before the fall vibes set in, sit back, and let's chat house renovations, hosting road trips, and how we both have lost...
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Tik Tok Made Me A Question Mark
After weeks of staying up too late and delving deep into the world of Tik Tok, Veronica has become an anxiety-filled question mark, complete with a handful of conspiracy theories and ever-accumulating questions about life's purpose, afterlife, and the universe. Is social media dangerous? Does...
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Sliding Glass Door Theory? Really?
We've all been at a crossroads, or avoided the wrong place at the right time. Are we meant to make the same choices or would a different one still set us on the right path and towards where we were always headed? We're chatting life choices and the possibility of an alternate timeline in which we...
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A Palette Cleanser
Goodbye 2020, you've taught me how not to manage my anxiety and to fear the stupidity of others. Then again, you did bring some good.....a small amount. We're chatting past, present, and future and getting ready for a dry start to 2021.
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Keep Religion Out of Dieting
Continuing last episode's conversation, we dive deeper. Join us as discuss diets, parenting, and why Veronica wouldn't care to meet Tyra Banks.
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Fear of Punishment and Religion
Kate takes a backseat as I remember growing up in a religion that made absolutely no sense to me. Tonight we discuss punishment and rules created by people under the guise of religion. Demonic possession, Eve the temptress, speaking in tongues... grab something stiff and join me in trying to make...
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**** Off! Why Does it Need to be Rational!?
Have you ever had a mouse thrown at you or a snake crawl over your feet? We are all entitled to our fears...rational or not. I need something strong so how about you? We're talking fears and how adorable potato bugs are...Veronica is wrong on potato bug issues!
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Pour One Out For The Homies
Good or bad, we have a past full of people who have defined us and helped us grow. We got the hookup on booze so pour something VERY strong and cheers with us as we discuss why we are who we are and the people, past and present, who have shaped the amazing people we are today. *Cheers*
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A MAP is Just a Rebranded Pervert... and Worse
We're talking child safety and why being aware is the most important thing we can do. From the conversations we have with others to the things we do, everything makes a difference when protecting yourself and others. I hope no one else wakes up the way I did and has the terrible nightmare that...
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Toxic Positivity
Everything sucks but put out positive vibes and be solution oriented. No one wants to hear a sad sack. FUCK THAT! Positivity has a time and place but you should be allowed to feel how you feel and work through your emotions without others downplaying them or failing to actually acknowledge them....
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My Body... My Judgments
To those that have determined how I should look and how I should act... f*&! the h*&^ off. It's hard enough navigating the world and not raising a tiny monster when the world has gone to hell and people put down those that choose not to give in to lip injections and the status quo. If only it was...
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I Thought I Found My Happy Place
Old friends, made amends, and other good shit that's come from the dumpster fire of 2020. I can't promises catharsis, but I can promise a good time if you loosen up and take shots with me. We're chatting what has helped us find happiness and how we plan on spreading our limited optimism.
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Well That Devolved Quickly
Shit got real, and real dark, real fast. You're going to need a fifth for this update because no one is okay and that's okay. Sorry for the pause...COVID is a bitch we've all been emotionally abused by and I needed time to process.
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Moonstones, Horoscopes, and Witchcraft
When nothing else seems to be working, you might as well dunk your moonstone in the sound and stick it in the vegetable garden during a full moon. My husband says witchcraft, but he also farts in his sleep. I won't judge you if you don't judge me. Grab some brew and we'll chat why we are who we…
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Ghosts, Energy, and Premonitions
Have you heard a strange bump in the night, unexpected voices in the heat vents, or knew information or a truth you would have no explanation for being aware of? We are diving headfirst into the realm of the unknown tonight so build a fire, roast some s'mores, and grab some booze --- things are...
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Don't Be a B**** - Coping Affirmations For Today
We're all just trying to get by and the dumpster fire if 2020 is making it increasingly challenging to cope. People, pandemics, and civil unrest- what's a girl to do? Grab something strong because we're discussing how we cope and the BS that got us here.
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JNCO's - If I Could Only Timetravel and Avoid Past Wrongs
We've all wished we could go back in time and right past wrongs, change the course of our history, or maybe just invest less money in 1990's Delia*s. We're giving advice to our younger selves and hopefully helping others be true to themselves without looking like a**hats. Join us as we reminisce...
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Sit Down, Be Hum-Ble
Humility can go a long way when we talk about likeability, but even more so in understanding that despite believing we know everything all the time and are completely perfect, we are in fact, not. Grab a cold beer (or warm if you're into that) and join us as we discuss surgery scars and the art…
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Dorian(ne) Gray and her Furry
When we talk about metamorphosis we frequently think caterpillar to butterfly, but with Kate and Veronica... things have taken a really strange turn... grab a stiff drink because you are going to need one- we are talking inner-species transformation and Dorian Gray soul selling. Shit's getting...
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Flinging Poop & Other Pet Peeve Adventures
What irks you? For me, it's people that don't think enough of themselves and those that think too highly...basically everyone. I'm also allergic to socks on the floor and dishes in the sink. We discuss our little, and big, pet peeves. Grab a beer and join us in our discussion about why it's best…
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Eating Oranges in the Shower Because Humans Suck
I had thought returning to work work give me joy and purpose and that the hardest part of being at work would being away from my daughter....again. I was wrong. While I miss her every day, I worry that the human race has gone to Hell in a handbasket and that I might start shanking people. The...
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Hola Madre, Church is in Session
During an isolation walk the conversation about past wrongs and embarrassments came up. We all have them.... big and small... but I choose not to keep them to myself. If you've ever made a boy cry alligator tears on a patio, this one is for you. Pour a drink and I'll absolve your non murdery…
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Along Came Tinder
(Previously Recorded) I'm available for wedding toasts and speeches so hit me up! We're discussing dating in the olden days (mine) and how I would hate to date in today's world. Sorry babe, but you're stuck with me if you file for divorce.... well don't be surprised if you start having weird…
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The Customer is Always an... a$$hole.
In a world where we've lost sight of what it means to be connected, everyone seems to remember the hierarchy of service. Except, it's wrong and customers are too. We explore how we must be masochists because we keep going back to the service industry. Join us as we discuss why I'll be seen being...
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Jailhouse Blues, To-dos, and Butt Stuff
One week into SERIOUS isolation and almost a month into amateur nonsense and I'm ready to take on the damage my psyche is taking and discuss the things that are keeping me from burying Veronica in a backyard that does not exist for me during social distancing. Grab whatever booze is available...
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Ethics of Toilet Paper
What the fuck happened to living your support others and thinking outside of your own self? In a world gone mad, have we all lost our gd minds? Pour yourself a strong drink because I’m talking about how you never choose torture in the bomb scenario despite my cohort V’s thoughts. How about we...
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Hello Corona, Don't Wanna Know Ya!
Coronavirus is trending, but this is serious and scary. Washington is now the US epicenter and reports show it's been spreading silently for weeks. Wash your hands while singing row, row, row your boat and join us a s we discuss my fears, price gauging, and how we need to stop spreading...
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Mom Shaming
Perfect strangers are better at raising children that are not their own, or at least that's what I'm beginning to think based on how often strangers chime in with advice on child rearing. From rude to insane, mom shaming (parent shaming) is a f***ed up thing that no one is safe from. Thank you,...
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Silencing Naysayers, Trolls Beware
What do you say and what do you do when you feel trolled in real life? We're examining the impact good and bad vibes have on our sense of self and how to tune those naysayers out and focus on making your dreams come true. Wallow with me and take a dive into my past as we examine how ordering food...
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Grab some booze and sit back for the rants of a misplaced Seattleite mom. F*** shaming others... unless you're mean, dumb, or... her husband.
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