Call Ya Later

Calling about a Halloween recap before going into Johnna’s ~spooky~ take on women’s healthcare. This is our last ep before Johnna’s maternity leave. Try not to cry. 

Calling about the death of nice people, being perpetually early, Kristin Bell’s joke gone wrong, cancelling Spotify, long breaks in a wedding day and other wedding woes, and a Daily Dilemma about setting the bar one inch off the floor. 

Calling about smelling your laundry, our fun facts, Bad Bunny and the Super Bowl, Jane Goodall and the Pope, Keith Urban and his hair, and a Daily Dilemma about hosting. 

Calling about the oppressive heat, Johnna’s sports betting services, AI at school, Trump’s big Tylenol announcement, Kimmel’s return, 90s TV nostalgia, and a Daily Dilemma about plus ones at a wedding. 

Calling about the garage proj, bird probs, the Downtown Abbey movie, where to look if we’re lost, Charlie Kirk, Emmy’s highlights and peace in the Middle East, and a Daily Dilemma about how much say your partner has when it comes to your body. 

Calling about pee correctional officers, adding an extra hour to the day, debating a power surge vs. a visit from the other side, the right to choose (to vaccinate), high school shenanigans, and a Daily Dilemma about being over served. 

Calling about managing (or mismanaging?) anxiety, school bus wins and worries, when you’re being crazy, the battle of public vs. private schools, Millie Bobby Brown adopting a baby, some positive puppy news, and a Daily Dilemma about having to pick one baby over the other. 

Calling about male hugging research, free drinks for life, an update on the Emily Kiser story, Taylor hits New Heights, a new development on designer babies, and a Daily Dilemma on when your in-laws hate you. 

Calling about swearing, a friendly game of random questions, Kelly and Brandon, RFK and mRNA, the rise of co-living buildings, and a Daily Dilemma about deciding to skip the snip. 

Calling about Johnna’s day at Lollapalooza, having a private chef, Ghislaine’s new digs, Trump’s passion for fitness, the death of E! News, and a Daily Dilemma about when your kids aren’t invited. 

Calling about big dog people, the Amy Bradley is Missing documentary, our secret talents, the Coldplay affair, Ozzy, Hulk, and Malcolm, Emily Kiser’s husband, and a Daily Dilemma about couples that argue too much. 

Calling about summer and summer chores, an icebreaker about coming over for cherries, Emmy noms, Brock cheating on Scheana, and a Daily Dilemma about what’s fair when it comes to inheritance. 

Since we weren't able to record this week, we decided to re-release one of our fav episodes that we have done. Call ya later!------Calling about paying it forward, the assassination attempt, the dark side of the celebrity moon, AI tampons, and a daily dilemma about name changes.

Calling about our love of fireworks and bruschetta, lying to your kids, an untethering icebreaker, teachers and religion, the Diddy verdict, Caitlyn Jenner’s manager, and a Daily Dilemma about when to push and when to pause. 

Calling about a traumatic experience at the gym, gift giving etiquette, the freedom of Karen Read, the very random split of Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom, a fast recap of the pop culture chaos going on, and a daily dilemma on when to share your opinions on baby names and when to shut the f*** up.

Calling to spend 25 minutes talking about expensive jewelry made by cheap jewelers, an all expenses paid trip to Australia, Justin and Blake updates, anti-ICE protests, homeschooling queries, and a Daily Dilemma about meddling in your kids’ friendships. 

Calling about wedding halls, graduation overload, Johnette’s School of Safety, Trump and Elon’s cat fight, Kate Spade’s best friend writing a memoir, Summer House casting shakeups, and a Daily Dilemma about when you can’t choke down your chicken. 

Calling about our week off, Todd Chrisley’s first stop post prison, the Karen Read saga, a tragic pool accident and a Daily Dilemma about car seats….which really aren’t optional?

Calling about our cruise recap, Johnna’s heat stroke, an update on the Diddy trial, and a Daily Dilemma about lending money to friends.

Calling about baby’s first cruise, documenting your trips, 5-letter codes, last words, who’s to blame when things go south at the home you bought, and a Daily Dilemma about loyalty, allegiances, and what else- the value of female friendships. 

Calling about judgmental 8-year olds, boycotting Ashley Furniture, our favorite emojis, living by your people, the Pope spending his last day with JD Vance,  RFK’s boner for autism, Love on the Spectrum and the Pitt, post-natalism and the National Medal of Motherhood, and a Daily Dilemma that has us wondering if honesty really is the best policy. 

Calling about oversharing, Johnna having ED, letting them, being yelled at, white-glove delivery scratches, traumatic Easter Bunny experiences, the Masters, deportation debacles, the shooting at FSU, and an Easter-themed Daily Dilemma about raising kids and religion. 

Calling about the passionate feedback from last week’s Dilemma, staying with people on vacation and house rules, things that are meant to be nice but are actually infuriating (i.e. husbands), White Lotus and Handmaid’s Tale, changes to how we vote, women’s HELLthcare, the helicopter crash, and a Daily Dilemma about sucking the fun out of gift-giving. 

Calling about an Easter explanation, how technology is ruining our lives, the importance of sleep, tariff turmoil, a study on spanking, stubborn moms, frying Fyre Fest 2, Lorelai Calling Her Daddy, and a Daily Dilemma on crashing someone’s vacation. 

Calling about puppy children, spring cleaning, MGK and BAG, 23 and not me, Incel intel, Chappell Roan on Call Her Daddy, and a Daily Dilemma about mother-in-laws being mothers or in-laws. 

Calling about a surprise wedding recap, walking around in space, getting a when you don’t want to share a bathroom, Snow White drama, taking your underwear off in the locker room, and a Daily Dilemma about opening your marriage.  

Calling about knowing the surprise, getting re-mad, texting mishaps, airport updates, engagement ring meddling, relationship social media posts, and a daily dilemma about when it’s time to walk away from a lifelong friendship. 

Calling about getting dropped off at stores, our favorite movies, reality shows and watching tv in the morning, the Oscars and its seedy underbelly, Best Picture winner rage, Trump’s roller coaster ride, what to do when when you just want to be heard, the 2 word check-in, and a Daily Dilemma about when your friends don’t like your significant other. 

Calling about blaming the farmers, women doing it all, your place on the roster of life, a work-themed bone to pick, the nefarious deaths of Gene Hackman and Michelle Trachtenberg, quality rom-coms, Best Pic predictions, leaving your stylist in Dubai, and a daily dilemma about when toddlers wear their birthday suits. 

Calling about nicknames and forgetting names, curbside pick-up for groceries, unplugging the charger next to your bed, SNL 50, where people meet their soulmates and when they have to say goodbye to them, and a Daily Dilemma about what’s considered stepping too far outside your marriage and when it’s time to take your husband’s shoes.

Calling about drinking habits, being the dad of the group, Super Bowl half-time performers, family vs. fanily, if we were patron saints, It (never) Ends With Us, and a dilemma about when to lean in and when to bow out. 

Calling about Johnna’s trip to Park City where she took on the tubing hills, customer disservice, maiden middle names, the bare naked Grammys, our disgruntled roommate named Canada, when old tweets strike again, and a daily dilemma that ALMOST leaves us stumped. 

Calling with a new segment where we get to complain (even more than usual) about AirBnB’s and streaming, Trump’s America, the It Ends With Us drama that just won’t end for us, the dangers of having a roommate in the hospital, and a daily dilemma about picking up your life and moving for grandchildren.

We’re back! And we’re calling about our holiday breaks, little white lies, the TikTok ban, the California wildfires, Justin v. Blake, and a daily dilemma about a hostess with the mostest guests. 

Calling about our year in review! For our last ep of the year, we discuss gifting and re-gifting, all our favs from 2024, our peaks and pits, and a holiday-themed daily dilemma! Call ya next year!

Calling about being the two most inquisitive girls in America, an original Homegoods jingle, our favorite Christmas movies, Golden Globes noms, Jay Leno’s hill bruises, Time Magazine’s contenders for 2024 Person of the Year, the United Healthcare CEO shooter being arrested, the importance of having a detailed will, Jay-Z speaking out, and a daily dilemma about when your friend hates your kid, which leads us to taking on the TikTok challenge “We Listen and We Don’t Judge.”

Calling about Thanksgiving recaps, the results of our tinsel survey, favorite side dishes, high school football drama, good things happening for Josh Allen, Wicked reactions, pardoning peeps, and a daily dilemma that has us discussing if it’s the mother or the mother-in-law.  Quick note: One of our mics ~does~ go out at around the 7 minute mark but hang in there because our dutiful producer fixes the audio after just a couple of minutes. 😎

Happy Thanksgiving, Turkeys! Calling about milkshakes and heads held high, Wicked like you’ve never seen it before, pasta picks, twinning too hard, a karmic closing, Kylie and Jason’s baby announcement, and a daily dilemma about gender disappointment and Johnna’s not-so-psychic abilities! 0:21: Wicked! 24:20: Icebreaker 27:05: Twin invites 38:45: Schwartz & Sandy’s update 41:48: Kelces are expecting! 43:41: Daily dilemma

Calling about two trips to Texas, plane etiquette, Sutton & Hugh, Lamar Odom’s sex doll, Little Baby Machine Gun Fox, living room families, and a daily dilemma on the pressure to procreate  0:19: Twin Texas trips! 11:07: Flying icebreaker 23:56: Hugh Jackman 30:51: Lamar Odom update 34:08: Living room families 38:50: MGK & Megan Fox 43:04: Daily dilemma

Calling about sex den couches, when you’re thankful you’re not that person, Brianna Chickenfry and Zach Bitchtits, Johnna changing her tune, a new baby naming trend, Wicked porn, and a daily dilemma about when a stranger rings your doorbell. Timestamps:0:17: Intro12:28: Icebreaker19:32: Brianna Chickenfry & Zach Bryan31:23: Forgotten child39:56: Baby name trend46:52: Wicked.com & Mattel49:55: Daily dilemma

Calling about the election, what else?

Calling about listening to each other’s recommendations, our weekend recap, being dumb and lucky, the importance of birth order, Liam Payne, the dark side of fame, the election and the economy, and a Daily Dilemma about keeping secrets from your significant others.  0:00: Weekend update: Dunkalattes and tea rooms 19:37: Icebreaker! 25:51: Study on firstborn children 31:39: Liam Payne 38:49: Election and the economy 46:28: Daily dilemma!

Calling about an exhilarating new sweepstakes, Florida and its hurricanes, the ethics of zoos, when fish die, beautiful college campuses, Johnna’s new memoir- G.A.Y., how much we know (or care?) about Elvis, the polls and the presidential race, and a Daily Dilemma that has us debating what to do when you have to leave your breastfed baby at home but you need to take your boob with you.  0:17: FL trip and Zoos 13:08: College visit 18:58: Icebreaker! 24:35: Presley 31:45: Nobody Wants This 34:57: SNL 37:18: Election check in 49:06: Daily dilemma!

Calling about scammy sales, an officer of the law vs. a measly little liar, fantasy strip malls, Ariana Grande, genuinely feeling neutral about people, Hoda leaving Today, the Dowager Countess, and a daily dilemma about how much of a say parents should have in schools.  0:17: Old Navy 7:42: Traffic stops 15:38: Karen Reade 22:13: Icebreaker 30:22: Connecting with people 43:27: Hoda leaving Today 49:27: Dame Maggie 52:11: Daily dilemma!

Calling about old DJs, sports betting, red flags at home, the Diddy of it all, North Carolina’s GOP Nominee Mark Robinson, Hayden Panetierre being exhausted, and a dilemma about taking the high road.  Timestamps: 0:17: Weekend update 19:57: Icebreaker 24:43: Diddy arrest 30:35: Mark Robinson scandal 36:46: Hayden Panettiere 40:55: Janet Jackson 42:46: Daily dilemma!

Calling about apple picking in the summer, sheep vs. lambs, when your kids’ hobbies don’t align with your interests, a formal statement from the ICAC, why The Bear is winning awards as a comedy, and a daily dilemma that has us asking who should be the one to move out.  Timestamps 0:17: Weekend update 16:37: Icebreaker 23:17: Dave Grohl 29:47: AI in healthcare 36:50: Emmys roundup 43:12: Taylor and Donald 47:09: Daily dilemma!

We’re back!!!!!! And we’re calling to catch-up and talk about rescuing dogs, sweating at weddings, backseat drivers, gun laws and IQs, and a daily dilemma on kids and their boundaries. 

Calling about high school run-ins, getting places early, America’s crazy uncle, It Ends with Us fuss, and a daily dilemma that has us wondering if there’s ever a right time to tell someone else’s secret

Calling about travel woes, binging tv shows in the morning, great advice, the Olympics, cats in schools, Joe Rogan, bad news for millennials, and an etiquette-themed daily dilemma!

Timestamps0:20: Travel woes and TV watches15:23: Icebreaker20:26: Olympics!41:01: Joe Rogan special44:48: Increased cancer rate study47:49: Daily dilemma

Calling about the self-importance of smoke detectors, the pressure of having good taste, our scammy summer, the case of JD Vance v. Jennifer Aniston, Ballerina (Prison) Farm, and a dilemma that has us talking about people who don’t make friendships a priority.  Timestamps: 00:19: Weekend update ft. fire alarms 20:49: NOOM & scammers 32:12: JD Vance comments 38:40: Ballerina Farm 55:24: Daily dilemma