Can You Fuckin Believe It?

In this waaaaaay overdue episode, we prove we didn't fall off the face of the earth, and manage to talk about some movies. Go figure.

In this episode, your two new best friends have a big year, spoil Oz, and have a very uncomfortable conversation about John Cusack. And one of them forgets how words work! (Hint: It's exactly who you think it is.) Also: Hooliganism!

Holy crap, it's been less than a month! Can you fuckin believe it? In this episode, your two new best friends go over some summer movies, decide 3D sucks, get some new Ahnold, and of course, more!

Come along, True Believers! In this episode, your two new best friends unleash the summer movie preview into your earholes! Excelsior! Whatever the hell that means!

In this episode, your two new best friends break out some five dollar words, prove that Timothy Dalton was a man before his time, do a little more Loopin', debate the merits of Canadian metalheads, and more or less tell The Wolverine to suck it. And as always, more!

In our fourth annual Oscars podcast, your two new best friends, ummmm, really don't have a ton to say. Sorry about that.

In this episode, your two new best friends talk some old, talk some new, but for some reason Amos won't shut up about Striking Distance.

In this episode, your two new best friends make our annual Oscar predictions. Write these down, people!

In this long delayed episode, your two new best friends go on for a while. Ummm, yeah. So anyway, prepare for some Bond-age, some not-so-roctacular monsters, some plot holes, and as promised in our mission statement, More!

We're back! In this Phil-centric episode, your two new best friends get all trailer-y, get "Loopus" (get it?) and as always, more!

In this episode, it's all about one of your new best friends' favorite director. R.I.P. Mr. Scott.

In this supersized episode, your two new best friends go on about the Dark Knight rising for quite a while, trailer it up, make up some new words, and as always, more! (And in this case, a lot more.)

In this episode, your two new best friends take on some of the most disappointing summer movies we can think of. Hilariousness (obviously) ensues.

In this episode, your two new best friends get all Ridley Scott on your ass, then get all Lautner, then do what we do best. More!

In this episode, your two new best friends marvel at The Avengers (Rim shot. Thank you.), do a little rom-comming, re-visit some horrible bosses, check in on how bloated Val Kilmer is down there in N.O., and crap on a sequel to a childhood and ongoing favorite of half of Team Can You FBI. And because you demand it, more!

In this episode, your new best friends get all Goon-y, have a mini Aniston retrospective, are hungry for games, and take on a new (well, ok, not so new) classic of 80's cheesetasticness. And the capper to all this goodness: more!

In this episode, your two new best friends go all indie on your ass, resurrect John Hughes, accidentally make fun of Dan Aykroyd, man-crush on Chris Evans, and one of them makes a fairly inappropriate comment about an 80's movie actress. And if that isn't enough, there's your favie and bff: more!

In this episode, your two new best friends go to Mars, get a shotgun, visit Dr. Moreau on his island, get a smidge Lovecraftian, and celebrate the Rock's return. As well as join the Indo Family. And as always, more! (As if you didn't know that.)

Welcome to our third annual Oscars podcast, where your two new best friends don't really have a whole hell of a lot to say, but still manage to go just over 45 minutes anyway. (Sort of a PS on this episode, we recorded it as the show was going, and posting the next day. The general reaction to the show was way less positive than ours. Not exactly sure why.)

Our 50th episode! We made it! Your two new best friends Sucker Punch you, detect some stuff like that guy Holmes, and accept an Impossible Mission (x4), as well as explore Phil's fear of heights. And not only that, more!

In this, our longest episode ever, your two new best friends cover so much that it's not even worth it to worry about summing it up. We crack each other up probably way too much, we discuss everything from Adam Sandler in drag to karate movies with Eric Roberts, unleash some harsh words about the Stooges, and oh, so much more...

In this episode, your two new best friends debate the dumbest superhero weakness ever, go a little old school, try to make sense of Moneyball, and get the Miami Blues. And something else. Wait for it, wait for it.... More!

In this episode, your two new best friends go on a little long, but it's worth it. Would we lie to you? I think not.

In this episode, your two new best friends re-visit some old one-sided reviews, visit Cedar Rapids, the Planet of the Apes and the Red State with our Uncle Buck, get all Swiss Family Robinson-y, and probably need to see a Priest. And that other thing everyone loves to death: More!

In this episode, your two new best friends go a little long, but actually have some new movies to talk about, go to Private School, debunk the Russian devil, debate the merits or lack thereof of Carpenter (quasi)remakes, and have a trailer fest. And something else. Oh yeah, more!

In this episode, your two new best friends talk about some super(hero) cheese, the benefits or lack thereof of rom-coms, and finally put to rest the debate of what is the worst movie ever made. Shock and terror may or may not ensue. And as a bonus director's cut gag reel: More!

In this micro-episode, a disembodied voice gets his due.

Hello again. In this episode, your two new best friends ask you to just go with it while we get all Green Lanterney, get Footloose, and unleash the Crater Lake Monster (Which is not a double entendre.)(Unless you want it to be.) And something else. Could it be "more"? Find out now!

In this episode, your two new best friends can't hardly wait to get retro to high school (with a bad teacher no less), get super 4 times two, and drive angrily. And oh so much more.

In this episode (which apparently will be the last one before the end of the world), your two new best friends discuss Asgard, hobos with shotguns, get a little testy, and trailer goodness. Among other things.

In this episode, your two new best friends do a very strange Cher impression, talk about LA's colon, realize we can't think in Russian, introduce you to Gunter and Ingrid, have some conversation about Kathy Ireland, let mom and dad save the world, and give the Red State of the Union address. And if you didn't know, more! Whee!

In this episode, you two new best friends finally return for some Oscar shenanigans.

The podcast is revived from the dead. Unlike Eddie Furlong. Predators? Yep. Transformers? Yep. Trailers? Hell to the yep. More? Yep.

In this episode, your two new best friends take on a Mod Squad, a Brady Bunch, and are reminded that, truly, cash never naps. Or something. And, as always, more!

In this episode, your two new best friends deal with the end of the world. Also Ice T as a kangaroo. Save us, Jebus!

In this episode, your two new best friends get Machete-d, Piranha-d, Killer-d, Kick Ass-d, and oh, so much more.

In this episode, your two new best friend go on forever about an action trifecta, Spike Lee, needing a thesaurus, indie movies, and take a Sex Drive. And more!

In this episode, your two new best friends have an overdose of The Dawson, argue the merits of putting Russian models in display cases, have some Rourke/Johnson fun, and some other stuff. And by "other stuff", we mean "more". Obviously.

In the 1 year anniversary episode, your two new best friends talk about confusing time machines, ladies of the Old West, and about how Odin is basically just a dick. And something else... oh yeah! More!

In this episode, your two new best friends don't really bring the funny as much as bring the Real. Word!

In this episode, your two new best friends go a little long. But go very good.

In this episode, your two new best friends basically lose their minds and can't keep on track. Enjoy anyway.

In this episode, your two new best friends get all biblical on your ass with Legion and End of Days, get all Splicey, debate why Cloverfield was the height of douchebaggery, and see dead people. All that and more. Try to contain yourself.

In this episode, your two new best friends spend way too much time talking about Burt Reynolds (AKA Stroker Ace), Robin 'O the Hood, political machinations, what is and is not possible on the Interwebs, and various other nonsense. But you are commanded to enjoy!

In this episode, your two new best friends preview the summer movies (well, some of them anyway), in what can only be described as "a preview". (PS: Due to issues with the podcast host, this episode is going up about 3 weeks after it should. Love it anyway.)

In the 25th episode, your two new best friends get all 80's (again), discuss the MPAA ramifications of The Monster Squad, get all heavy on Tron, and dredge up the Matt Damon debate. And if you think there isn't more, you are fooling yourself. Really.

In this episode, your two new best friends discuss sex with Dan Aykroyd, trailers, the stylistic achievements of Guy Ritchie, and good Lord, so much more. It's almost too much to take.

In this episode, your two new best friends talk trailers, old stuff, a buttload of Ridley, and why there isn't more innocent nudity out there. Pow, right in the kisser!

In this episode, your two new best friends talk about Pixar, Aussies, and oh so much more. Feel the burn, ladies!

In this, our most serious episode yet, your two new best friends discuss the Oscars hangover, 21 (how appropriate, eh?), Pineapple Express, some documentaries, and that big 'ol wad of crazy, Anna Nicole Smith. Bon apetit!