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Candy-Coated Razor Blades

by Bob Green

Bob Green (author of the Candy-Coated Razor Blades blog and _TROPEFEST!: Attack of the Killer Cliches_ ), RC Ackerman, and Stephanie Hayslip like horror movies. A LOT. They like 'em so much that they want to make fun of them. ALL of them. Except maybe the ones they really like. So come join our heroes as they smack around YOUR favorites, too! Plus, they're all smart and junk so you might just learn something in the process.

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Episodes

  1. CCRB - S3 - E10 - Siren - Snooby Snacks

    In which our heroes get blessed by Podcat and discuss the nature of film when it comes to mythological creatures and how it ALWAYS GETS THEM WRONG.

  2. CCRB - S3 - E9 - Audition - Banana Sammiches

    This week, the kids learn why it's never a good idea to lure in a prospective date with the promise of a juicy movie role. Takashi Miike's horror classic, Audition. Buckle up.

  3. CCRB - Bonus - Women In Horror Film Festival - Day 1

    RC and Stephanie are LOVING the Women in Horror Film Festival. Here. Lemme show ya!

  4. CCRB - S3 - E8 - Let Us Prey - Tiny Town of Terror

    This week, RC, Stephanie and Bob visit Invernee, Scotland and find out why small towns utterly suck. Let Us Prey! Available on Shudder.

  5. CCRB - S3 - E7 - Killer Klowns from Outer Space - Justice for Storefront!

    Sorry for the delay on this one, kids. It's been a long two weeks. Anyhoo, KILLER KLOWNS! And to compliment the Dong Gong®, we give you... THE HOOTER HONKER®! Boobs, man. Boobs. A driving force in horror cinema.

  6. CCRB - S3 - E6 - Hell House LLC3 - Sass McSassface

    WHEW! We made it! To the end of this razzafrackin' trilogy. HELL HOUSE LLC 3, KIDS! It's a short one. Feel relieved.

  7. CCRB - S3 - E5 - Hell House LLC 2 - Electric Boogaloo

    Well, now that we've fixed the music JOIN US as we jump into more haunted hotel action and bounce right the ^($< off. HELL HOUSE LLC 2! Kill me.

  8. CCRB - S3 - E4 - Hell House LLC

    Did you know that Haunted Houses were just full of off-season carnies? Who knew, right? HELL HOUSE LLC! This week on Candy-Caoated Razor Blades.

  9. CCRB - S3 - E3 - Silent Night Deadly Night - HORROR MILFS

    So, only about 20 minutes of this is actually review. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

  10. CCRB - S3 - E2 - Elves

    In which RC and Bob learn that they've made a dreadful mistake with this film and Stephanie is mercifully spared the horror of Elves. Save us, Grizzly Adams!

  11. CCRB - S3 - E1 - Dial Code Santa Claus - The Frenchest of Mullets

    We're BAAAAAAAACK! And we're starting the new season off with our annual Christmas picks! This episode? The lost masterpiece (no, not really), 1989's Deadly Games aka Dial Code Santa Claus! Because, of course we are.

  12. CCRB - S2 - E47 - Nightmares Film Festival - Almost Made It

    Our Nightmares Film Festival Wrap-Up! In this episode, Stephanie, RC, and Bob give you a sneak peak at some of the amazingness that Nightmares just couldn't fit into the program. Yes, kids, even the great stuff doesn't always get to play. But they can play with us! We like new friends.

  13. Nightmares 2019 - Sunday Part 2

    They don't call us The Sleepless for nothin'. Here is the last of our interviews for Sunday. We have fixed the audio issues in this episode so it's a much easier listen. So sorry for the delay! With: Kevin Donner, Ariana DiValentino, Aaron B. Koontz, Guillermo Ortiz, Avishai Weinberger, and Lisa...

  14. Nightmares 2019-Saturday Part 2 - Sunday Part 1

    Hey, kids. We still had some audio issues with a few of these interviews but we got them fixed towards the end. Still, they're there, and we're sorry. I'll see what I can do to fix them later in the week. (Edit: I corrected as much as I could but there are a few spikes I couldn't nab.) With…

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  15. Nightmares 2019-Saturday Update Part 1

    Just FYI, kids, we had some MASSIVE audio issues so please be prepared to adjust your volume at a number of points. I have fixed what I could but it still ain't pretty. In other news, ENJOY THE INTERVIEWS!! Featuring: Nate Ruegger, Megan Swertlow, Justin Nelson, Marcus Koch, Eric Bodge, Alex...

  16. Nightmares 2019 Friday Night Update!

    And, here is your Friday Night update STRAIGHT from Nightmares Film Festival 2019! Sit in with us as we talk to Scott Goergens (29 Needles), Jeffrey Howe (Screenwriter of Persona and all around awesome guy), Sergio Pinheiro (screenwroiter - The Chamber), Charles Pieper (Malacostraca), and Tim...

  17. Nightmares 2019 - Thursday Night Update!

    In our first update from Nightmares Film Festival 2019, we interview Dave Tolchinski, the writer/director of the short "Cassandra", and Rakefet Abergel, the writer/producer/director/star of "Boo"! It's a short night but it's friggin' AMAZING!!

  18. CCRB - S2 - E46 - Candyman - Scare-roused

    Stephanie is rehearsing for her own awesome this week so it's up to Bob and RC to love ALL OVER Candyman and his problematic bees. Oh, Honey...

  19. CCRB - S2 - E45 - Night of the Creeps - Thrill Me

    A movie MADE of digressions gets a digression-filled podcast with the help of our friend Jeremy. Plus, claymation brain slugs!

  20. CCRB - S2 - E44 - The Loved Ones -Dance With Me

    In which our heroes display an abject lack of sympathy for the lonely psychopath and remind ourselves that pretty much everything in Australia wants you dead.

  21. CCRB - S2 - E43 - Banana Splits - The Hootening

    JOIN US AS WE REMINISCE OVER SID AND MARTY KROFFT! And delight in the awfulness that is The Banana Splits, a SyFy Original movie. Oh, it's bad, kids... but it's that GOOOOOOD bad.

  22. CCRB - S2 - E42 - Willow Creek - An Immodest Proposal

    Oh, the HORRORS of camping. Awkward sex, bloody clumps of fur, engagement rings... Eew. WILLOW CREEK, KIDS! Bigfoot, ahoy.

  23. CCRB - S2 - E41 - Witchboard - Whitesnake Hair

    In which our heroes love all over Tawny Kitaen's hair, like, totally gag over Valley Girl mediums, and wonder why EITHER of these chumps deserve Whitesnake awesomeness.

  24. CCRB- S2 - E 40 - Creepshow - CAAAAAAAAKE!!

    We've been having some audio issues that I don't quite know how to fix, yet, thanks to the cats so PLEASE excuse the choppiness. SO sorry. BUT HERE'S CREEPSHOW!!

  25. CCRB - S2 - E39 - Gehenna - Nonononononononononooooooo

    In which our heroes question RCs taste and get STUPID high.

  26. CCRB - S2 - E38 - Hereditary - *click*

    In which our heroes deftly avoid telephone poles and find out why miniatures are super creepy.

  27. CCRB-S2-E37- Fright Night Part 2 - Rogue Hair and Rollerskates

    This week, our heroes step back from thinking and relax with some late 80s horror trash that time forgot. You're supposed to bite her on the neck.

  28. CCRB - S2 - E36 - Ghost Ship - Rust. Rust, EVERYWHERE.

    In which our heroes discuss maritime safety, the importance of good posture while dancing with children, and the fact that there are two very different movies here and we don't know why we got the one we did... GHOST SHIP!

  29. CCRB - S2 - E35 - Us - Cloning Around

    In which our heroes love all over Jordan Peele AGAIN. Shh, shh, shhhhhh... no words...

  30. CCRB - S2 - E34 - Monkey Shines - Chinning It

    In which our heroes discuss MONKEYS! MONKEYMONKEYSMONKEYS! MONKEEEEEEEYS!! And Quadaplegic sex. And Jason Beghe's ass. AND MONKEYS!!

  31. CCRB - S2 - E33 - Prince of Darkness - Sexist Philosophy

    In which Bob needs a cup of coffee, we discuss Jennifer Trudrung's third short, The Ebbing, and meander through the world of religion in horror for a sec.

  32. CCRB-S2-E32-Hush - Bed Cake and Porch Bolt

    In which our heroes discuss laziness, crimes against cake, the badassery of the differently abled, and idiot home invaders when we review Jennifer Trudrung's short "Indolence" and the Netflix exclusive, Hush.

  33. CCRB - S2 - E31 - Tucker and Dale vs Evil- WE GOT UR FRIEND!

    In which we discuss Malaysian cuisine, the delightful idiosyncracies of IMDB plot synopses, and Here There Be Tygers. It's an extra long one, kids! Be prepared.

  34. CCRB - S2 - E30 - Nails - Mani-Pedi Time?

    Join us as we examine the unsanitary nature of hospital ghosts, ask why some British comedians are unrecognizable, and revisit some candy with double-salted licorice.

  35. CCRB - S2 - E29 - Willy Wonka - Rest in Peace, Squeaky Shoe

    SURPRISE! A CHILDHOOD FAVORITE IS BABY'S FIRST SLASHER! Let's talk Willy Wonka, kids. None of those kids survived. None of them. They are delicious candy, now.

  36. CCRB S2 - E28 - The Ranger - Jerkin' Abe

    PUNK ROCK! HECK YEAH! Now with more pink drugs and lost feet! And it's Stephanie's first pick! Hooray! Let's hope it doesn't get her fired. The Ranger! This week on Candy-Coated Razor Blades.

  37. CCRB - S2 - E27 - The Changeling - Oh, yeah. That's Why.

    In which our heroes rediscover a... "classic"(?), find out that George C Scott is off-putting, wonder where you can get a lease on fine historic property, and why you shouldn't call your band director "Snuggles". Stupid inappropriate humor all occurring prior to the age of #metoo...

  38. CCRB - S2 - E26 - Autopsy of Jane Doe - Envelope

    In which our intrepid crew finds out exactly what happens to Bob during a possible diabetic moment, discusses what constitutes New England, discovers a new-found love of Shrinky Dinks®, and gets creeped the f**k out by faces that emote without moving as we review The Autopsy of Jane Doe.

  39. CCRB - S2 - E25 - The Collector - Sticky and Wet

    Join Bob and RC as they wonder how the F*CK a house full of traps was set while the family was ACTUALLY HOME! Yeesh...

  40. CCRB-S2-E24- Freddy vs Jason - Potato Head Kids Need Love Too

    Seriously, kids, this was a test. A test of my patience, a test of our willpower, a test of our tech AND a test of our interviewee! Meet Stephanie, kids! She's our top contender for new co-host! Let us know how you think she did! Email [email protected] with your opinions.

  41. CCRB-S2-E23-Haunting on Fraternity Row - Feedback Loop of Bullshit

    RC tortures Bob, yet again, with his questionable tastes as we review 2018s Haunting on Fraternity Row, also known as Party Crasher. Why there were two titles is utterly beyond us.

  42. CCRB-S2-E22-The Rake - Somebody Needs a Manicure

    Bob and RC explore a WHOLE lot of heavy stuff while watching Tony Wash's The Rake several times. No, really. Several times. In the same day.

  43. CCRB-S2-E21-Under the Shadow: It Was The Djinn Talking

    Bob and RC talk about 1001 Arabian Nights, sexism, religion, PTSD, and some really sub-par parenting in the Netflix find Under The Shadow. It's a good one, kids.

  44. CCRB-S2-E20-Little Shop of Horrors: Da Doo For Real This Time

    Bob and RC literally spend an hour or so gushing over a man-eating plant. Like, for real. Not even kidding. 1986's Little Shop of Horrors, kids! Watch it. You'll thank us.

  45. CCRB-S2-E19-Clowntergeist: Daddy Needs a Climax

    In which our heroes say goodbye to a friend, say hello to a really bad clown slash "actor", question why some people get money to make movies, apologize for sub-par editing (just right here, nowhere else),and take leave of their senses with 2017's Clowntergeist.

  46. S2E18 - Lovely Molly: The Screwdriver is a Problem

    What if *The Conjuring* wasn't awful? Bob, RC, and Andy found out when they watched 2011's *Lovely Molly*, from Eduardo Sánchez, now streaming on Shudder.

  47. S2E17 - The Dentist: Rape Culture Bear Says, "That's a No-no!"

    PSAs! Sponsored messages! Gloved fingers going where they have no earthly right to be! Bob, RC, and Andy watched Brian Yuzna's *The Dentist*, now streaming on popcornflix.com.

  48. RC16 - Wolfcop: A Surprising Amount of Urine

    Bob's gone this week doing Christmas...stuff...whatever...so Andy and RC are joined once again by Wolfgang from Twitch's Howling Good Games to watch 2014's *Wolfcop*.

  49. S2E15 - Christmas Evil: Gonna Rip This Guy A New Kringle

    Bob and RC picked their Christmas movies already, this week it's Andy's turn. It's *Christmas Evil*, which John Waters calls the best Christmas movie ever. And it's...not what we were expecting.

  50. S2E14 - Rare Exports: The Long Wrong Dong Gong of My Ancestors

    Christmas comes early—and often! Bob, RC, and Andy discuss *Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale*.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Bob Green (author of the Candy-Coated Razor Blades blog and _TROPEFEST!: Attack of the Killer Cliches_ ), RC Ackerman, and Stephanie Hayslip like horror movies. A LOT. They like 'em so much that they want to make fun of them. ALL of them. Except maybe the ones they really like. So come join our heroes as they smack around YOUR favorites, too! Plus, they're all smart and junk so you might just learn something in the process.

HOSTED BY

Bob Green

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Bob Green (author of the Candy-Coated Razor Blades blog and _TROPEFEST!: Attack of the Killer Cliches_ ), RC Ackerman, and Stephanie Hayslip like horror movies. A LOT. They like 'em so much that they want to make fun of them. ALL of them. Except maybe the ones they really like. So come join our...

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