Cane & Corey

An "Are you a boomer" test that hits home, from self checkout lines to digital coupons, we find out where we fall. The Pussification of Jai roles on while we try to peel back the onion of Cane's past. PLUS MUCH MORE!

We play Butt Hurt with Kevan Kenney and find out even more awful things Jai did in the ALT 92.3 studios. From fingers nails to dirty studio chairs, it all comes to light! Plus Much More!

Backwards hats, backpacks, bragging about how drunk you were last night....there comes a time when these things stop being cool. And speaking of not cool, the Savannah Bananas are rewriting the book on cringe. BFR and Cousin Rick join for a rippin' FFF!

The Gross and Absurd, James Franco being stalked by an alien, and excuse me, sir, that's not what dog food is for.

We call out our guest for the fast talking and run on sentences. He was on something and Cane thinks it's the white stuff! PLUS MUCH MORE!

Another FFAF (Free For All Friday) where its discovered that someone on the show has shaved another man's....what?? It's totally not gay, though, as you'll hear. Plus, and this is YUGE, Cousin Rick shares the secret to success, and it's something EVERY man can do!

Too Short Shirt Guy, Slopey Sales, Matchy, and No Underpants Guy got off easy compared to Cane, although it does make sense. Plus, No Underpants Guy makes his weenis impossible to notice, but is it sus to look?ALSO, rowing from Cali to Hawaii is nothing compared to these jugglers.

Corey accidentally showed us what he's been watching on his phone... and let's just say his algorithm deserves its own investigation. We also try to figure out how Dave Portnoy can have all that money and still behave like... well, Dave Portnoy.Then Cane drops the hottest take of the year by claiming Corey Feldman has actually gotten better. At that point, we seriously considered staging an intervention.Plus a whole lot more chaos you won't want to miss!

And pictures of Shrek and Fiona from Shrek 5 have been released, and the internet is pissed that Fiona is pretty now, because of course they are. But wait, is there even a difference? Plus we break down the 10 HOUR affair that is Taylor Swift's wedding.

Corey poses the question....sometimes dick parenting pays off? Also, Supergirl is a bomb because nobody believes in lady superheroes, and she's a selfish Gen Z'er anyway, so the whole premise is totally unbelievable.

Former baseball player Aubrey Huff angered many with his LGBTQ comments, but is he wrong? Names that pretty much determine your weight, and it's never ok to hit a woman, but we might have found an exception.

Plus, if you save a pool chair with a towel and go back to your room to sleep more, are you a douchebag or crafty? Who did it better, Norway fans or Vikings fans? Corey translates British slang.

We share our crushed dreams in a more intimate, abbreviated show. Jai joins by phone and manages to offend almost everybody in a mere twenty minutes.

Plus, we discuss the best chick fight ever, (thanks Knicks parade), World Cup tourists falling in love with America gives us hope, and why a little baseball team named the York Revolution is about to sell a lot of jerseys.

Also, can someone come get Clavicular and his minions and take their "maxxing, mogging" butts far, far away? World Cup highs and lows, and we need to have a word with Google Images. It thinks Corey looks like Sam Smith, and he's not happy. The rest of us think it's hilarious.

A near-death experience turns into an absolute banger, and Cane's latest song proves trauma really does pay royalties. Cane also finally admits that fandom is kind of ridiculous (welcome to the club). Plus, we break down what might be the greatest UFC post-fight speech of all time. Bad decisions, great music, flying fists, and much more!

HelloFresh has somehow turned customer retention into an extreme sport. At this point, all we can do is raise a glass and say, “Bottoms up.” And Jai is back, and so is everyone's favorite pastime: a spirited round of "Utter Nonsense" PLUS MUCH MORE!

Boners are great, but not when they keep you "up" all night, plus, how much is too much to spend on Knicks playoff tickets? $5000 perhaps? That's not too much for Corey, is it?

"Dat bit tuff" is the new saying, apparently...and what happens to the poor trapped sperm when you get your tubes tied? We get all science-y and learn the gross answer on the fly.

Plus, Jai fondly remembers his "bricking" days, and a Listener Am I a Dbag for the ages.

Plus, angry wheelchair guy goes off on the fats, and Corey walks you through his "first time."

The comments section never disappoints—especially when there’s absolutely no chance these are actual band names.Meanwhile, Cane chooses breathing over Sydney Sweeney?!? We have questions. Lots of questions.And a proposed men's bathroom layout has the ladies up in arms (and probably forming a committee).PLUS: more questionable decisions, more internet chaos, and much more!

Most of us just think these things… but Jai? Jai says them out loud with the confidence of a man who’s never met consequences.Normal everyday actions that become so painfully embarrassing....never snore on a plane!And honestly, he should probably stick to football… because judging by the results, absolutely nothing is ‘cooking’ for him in college.PLUS so much more chaos nobody asked for… but somehow we all needed.

The grossest story ever told… and somehow it comes from the LAST person you’d ever suspect. We also dive into the kind of thoughts that should probably stay locked in your brain forever because saying them out loud could get you legally disowned by society. Plus, we attempt to uncover what Jai’s actual job is… and after a full investigation, we’re still not convinced he has one. AND somehow, there’s even more chaos after that

Also, it turns out size matters when it comes to whether a mermaid can float.

Plus, science, books, and horse farts...Cool or Not Cool?

Cane had an absolutely unhinged weekend hopping the friendly skies — somewhere between TSA and “Sir, we’re gonna need to ask you a few questions.” His bingo card was chaos: delayed flights, questionable decisions, and conversations that definitely should’ve stayed in the group chat.This episode goes completely off the rails as we discuss masturbation and the strangest places we’ve ever handled “personal business.” Plus, the Kevin Hart Roast jokes that got CUT were somehow way funnier than the ones that actually made it on stage.And somehow… it only gets weirder from there. PLUS MUCH MORE!

Plus "cool" is still slang we use, but we need to bring back "giggle water" and "pants gravy!"

It's just another day in Cane's Life where he has dreams about Corey!

We all collectively agree Sydney Sweeney can do no wrong—honestly, even her farts probably smell like vanilla cupcakes.Also… is that tree actually moving, or is this guy just experiencing premium, top-shelf enlightenment?And Cane… does he have mouse finger, or is that just the long-term effects of a committed relationship with one-ply toilet paper?

Move over, bar trivia—there’s a new ruler of the nightlife kingdom, and it’s Nude Drawing Nights. Yes, folks, pencils up, clothes… optional, dignity… negotiable.Also, shoutout to those legendary Kmart commercials—nothing will ever top the joy of proudly announcing you “shipped your pants” in public. Truly a simpler, weirder time.And brace yourselves… because World War Eleven is apparently on deck. We skipped a few sequels, but hey, who’s counting?PLUS: even more after-dark chaos, questionable decisions, and stories you’ll only half remember. Buckle up.

Just when you think you’ve officially heard everything, someone hits you with, “Hey… wanna eat a Kentucky Klondike bar?” Then somehow it escalates into us taking a quiz about things we’ve done in the bedroom… and Jai really had the audacity to say “no” to one of them. Suspicious. Very suspicious.And that’s only the beginning—because apparently this conversation had no brakes. Stay tuned… it only gets weirder.

What happened to the show!

Funniest animal names you’ve ever heard… but seriously, keep your head on a swivel—because the double-chinned cave beaver is out there judging you.Cane discovers the life-changing magic of a washcloth and immediately questions every decision he’s ever made up to this point.And yes, everyone gets “phubed”… some more aggressively than others. No one is safe.PLUS a bunch of other completely necessary nonsense you didn’t ask for but will absolutely enjoy.

We’ve dusted off a term so old it probably has a pension: the Clam Slam. Meanwhile, Cane is back at it, and either the multiverse is leaking or he’s definitely seeing double. Also, we’ve decided that starvation is a small price to pay to avoid the $41 Coachella pizza slice—unless that crust is stuffed with literal gold and a VIP pass. PLUS A WHOLE LOT MORE!

Britney Trumpy guest hosts and schools the boys in how to treat a lady, real or AI, and Initials Game!

It's a free for all Friday and this week we have a Better Half Battle. Cane and BFR VS. Cousin Rick and Nuzzin. Things get NUTS!! PLUS MUCH MORE!

Breaking news: apparently we’re now expected to tip DJs like they just performed open-heart surgery. Also, Jai? Still a world-class D-bag—some traditions never die.In other terrifying updates, there’s allegedly some aggressive, headline-grabbing “ass-eating bacteria” sweeping the nation (who approved this naming, honestly?), so maybe just… sit carefully.And if you’re trying to keep your relationship alive, experts everywhere are now recommending the mysterious “6–7 method.” No one knows what it is, but it sounds important, so you better start doing it immediately.PLUS MUCH MORE! (Because things clearly weren’t chaotic enough already.)

We crack open a brand-new conspiracy - this time starring pandas (yes, the fluffiest suspects yet ). Also, serious question: how did that guy even manage to shoot the gun?? And we pose the question make an only fans to make $100 million...Jai says "Yes, Please!". And that’s just the beginning… buckle up.

A surprisingly large percentage of men have nicknames for their penis…so the question is: which one of us calls ours “The Little Warrior”?We also tackle the age-old debate: Does pretty privilege really exist? Because according to our field research…it absolutely does not apply at Home Depot.Plus we discuss why former baseball star Darryl Strawberry may also hold the title of “The Three-Minute Man.”All that and a whole lot more questionable life discussions coming your way!

Just because we think they smell funny doesn’t automatically make us xenophobic… right? …Right?? Ever wondered what a Neanderthal actually sounded like? Well, buckle up - we’re crossing that prehistoric bridge together!And in a shocking turn of events (absolutely no one is surprised), Jai wins yet again at Butt Hurt! Plus… plenty more questionable discoveries along the way!

Jai casually mentions he’s heading to his son’s class to do a wholesome little reading session… and somehow Cane turns it into a full-blown nightclub appearance. And because no episode is complete without absolute chaos, Cane dives headfirst into another conspiracy theory — but this time Taylor Swift is somehow involved. (We’re not saying she’s behind everything… but we’re not not saying it either.)PLUS a whole lot more nonsense you definitely didn’t ask for but will absolutely enjoy.

Cane and Corey just checked something off the bucket list — and yes, it cost an arm and a leg. Literally. Meanwhile, the “new” dating terms everyone’s freaking out about? Please. That’s just fashion week for feelings. We’ve been ghosting, orbiting, breadcrumbing, and emotionally tax-evading since dial-up internet. Slap a trendy name on it and suddenly it’s groundbreaking? Groundbreaking would be someone actually texting back.PLUS. SO. MUCH. MORE.

When you're feeling unsure and emotionally fragile, nothing says “self-care” like pulling over for a romantic evening with a freshly flattened deer. …said absolutely no one in the history of humanity—except this one unhinged whackjob.Cane even surprised himself when his stew turned out to be a Michelin-star experience...watch out Gordon RamseyAnd of course, Jim Cantore is back - gleefully frolicking through the thundersnow, loving life!PLUS MUCH MORE!

It’s Friday… so obviously it’s time for a completely unhinged, no-holds-barred, Free-For-All Offensive Friday.First up: we’re calling the CEO of Burger King to respectfully (but passionately) share our thoughts....Jai was SO passionate!Then we tackle the absolute collapse of train etiquette which has, quite frankly, gone off the rails… literally.PLUS much more chaos, commentary, and questionable decision-making to kick off your weekend properly.

Is it ever socially acceptable to rock the same socks two days in a row? According to Cane: absolutely. According to the rest of society: we have questions.Meanwhile, Jai finally wins a game — sure, it’s ButtHurt, but a win is a win and we’re not checking the record books too closely.PLUS questionable life choices, unexpected victories, and probably a laundry intervention. Stay tuned.

Yesterday it was Cane. Today? Jai’s lining up a jump shot at Corey. We’re ranking the absolute best cities to celebrate Valentine’s Day (because love apparently needs a zip code).Meanwhile, Cane only makes phone calls in the car.Some people call him efficient. Others call him… a D-bag with Bluetooth.PLUS a suspicious amount of chaos, questionable decisions, and way more than anyone asked for.

Cane breaks it down: a stereotype is basically just pattern recognition… BEEP BEEP, back it up.Cane also got hit on at the bar - but tragically, for all the wrong reasons.And honestly, who even cares which Super Bowl halftime show you watched? Just pass the chicken wings. Plus a whole lot more chaos.

Since it was Friday, we said “hell with it” and declared a full-blown Free-For-All Friday. We handed the keys to the C & C Mafia… and things escalated quickly. PLUS MUCH MORE!

We spill the tea on all the gross little things we do that somehow feel totally normal - from sneaky nose-picking to… yes, occasionally peeing in cups (don’t act shocked). But hey, no judgment… you’ve done it too!PLUS A WHOLE LOT MORE!