Cane & Corey

Plus, angry wheelchair guy goes off on the fats, and Corey walks you through his "first time."

The comments section never disappoints—especially when there’s absolutely no chance these are actual band names.Meanwhile, Cane chooses breathing over Sydney Sweeney?!? We have questions. Lots of questions.And a proposed men's bathroom layout has the ladies up in arms (and probably forming a committee).PLUS: more questionable decisions, more internet chaos, and much more!

Most of us just think these things… but Jai? Jai says them out loud with the confidence of a man who’s never met consequences.Normal everyday actions that become so painfully embarrassing....never snore on a plane!And honestly, he should probably stick to football… because judging by the results, absolutely nothing is ‘cooking’ for him in college.PLUS so much more chaos nobody asked for… but somehow we all needed.

The grossest story ever told… and somehow it comes from the LAST person you’d ever suspect. We also dive into the kind of thoughts that should probably stay locked in your brain forever because saying them out loud could get you legally disowned by society. Plus, we attempt to uncover what Jai’s actual job is… and after a full investigation, we’re still not convinced he has one. AND somehow, there’s even more chaos after that

Also, it turns out size matters when it comes to whether a mermaid can float.

Plus, science, books, and horse farts...Cool or Not Cool?

Cane had an absolutely unhinged weekend hopping the friendly skies — somewhere between TSA and “Sir, we’re gonna need to ask you a few questions.” His bingo card was chaos: delayed flights, questionable decisions, and conversations that definitely should’ve stayed in the group chat.This episode goes completely off the rails as we discuss masturbation and the strangest places we’ve ever handled “personal business.” Plus, the Kevin Hart Roast jokes that got CUT were somehow way funnier than the ones that actually made it on stage.And somehow… it only gets weirder from there. PLUS MUCH MORE!

Plus "cool" is still slang we use, but we need to bring back "giggle water" and "pants gravy!"

It's just another day in Cane's Life where he has dreams about Corey!

We all collectively agree Sydney Sweeney can do no wrong—honestly, even her farts probably smell like vanilla cupcakes.Also… is that tree actually moving, or is this guy just experiencing premium, top-shelf enlightenment?And Cane… does he have mouse finger, or is that just the long-term effects of a committed relationship with one-ply toilet paper?

Move over, bar trivia—there’s a new ruler of the nightlife kingdom, and it’s Nude Drawing Nights. Yes, folks, pencils up, clothes… optional, dignity… negotiable.Also, shoutout to those legendary Kmart commercials—nothing will ever top the joy of proudly announcing you “shipped your pants” in public. Truly a simpler, weirder time.And brace yourselves… because World War Eleven is apparently on deck. We skipped a few sequels, but hey, who’s counting?PLUS: even more after-dark chaos, questionable decisions, and stories you’ll only half remember. Buckle up.

Just when you think you’ve officially heard everything, someone hits you with, “Hey… wanna eat a Kentucky Klondike bar?” Then somehow it escalates into us taking a quiz about things we’ve done in the bedroom… and Jai really had the audacity to say “no” to one of them. Suspicious. Very suspicious.And that’s only the beginning—because apparently this conversation had no brakes. Stay tuned… it only gets weirder.

What happened to the show!

Funniest animal names you’ve ever heard… but seriously, keep your head on a swivel—because the double-chinned cave beaver is out there judging you.Cane discovers the life-changing magic of a washcloth and immediately questions every decision he’s ever made up to this point.And yes, everyone gets “phubed”… some more aggressively than others. No one is safe.PLUS a bunch of other completely necessary nonsense you didn’t ask for but will absolutely enjoy.

We’ve dusted off a term so old it probably has a pension: the Clam Slam. Meanwhile, Cane is back at it, and either the multiverse is leaking or he’s definitely seeing double. Also, we’ve decided that starvation is a small price to pay to avoid the $41 Coachella pizza slice—unless that crust is stuffed with literal gold and a VIP pass. PLUS A WHOLE LOT MORE!

Britney Trumpy guest hosts and schools the boys in how to treat a lady, real or AI, and Initials Game!

It's a free for all Friday and this week we have a Better Half Battle. Cane and BFR VS. Cousin Rick and Nuzzin. Things get NUTS!! PLUS MUCH MORE!

Breaking news: apparently we’re now expected to tip DJs like they just performed open-heart surgery. Also, Jai? Still a world-class D-bag—some traditions never die.In other terrifying updates, there’s allegedly some aggressive, headline-grabbing “ass-eating bacteria” sweeping the nation (who approved this naming, honestly?), so maybe just… sit carefully.And if you’re trying to keep your relationship alive, experts everywhere are now recommending the mysterious “6–7 method.” No one knows what it is, but it sounds important, so you better start doing it immediately.PLUS MUCH MORE! (Because things clearly weren’t chaotic enough already.)

We crack open a brand-new conspiracy - this time starring pandas (yes, the fluffiest suspects yet ). Also, serious question: how did that guy even manage to shoot the gun?? And we pose the question make an only fans to make $100 million...Jai says "Yes, Please!". And that’s just the beginning… buckle up.

A surprisingly large percentage of men have nicknames for their penis…so the question is: which one of us calls ours “The Little Warrior”?We also tackle the age-old debate: Does pretty privilege really exist? Because according to our field research…it absolutely does not apply at Home Depot.Plus we discuss why former baseball star Darryl Strawberry may also hold the title of “The Three-Minute Man.”All that and a whole lot more questionable life discussions coming your way!

Just because we think they smell funny doesn’t automatically make us xenophobic… right? …Right?? Ever wondered what a Neanderthal actually sounded like? Well, buckle up - we’re crossing that prehistoric bridge together!And in a shocking turn of events (absolutely no one is surprised), Jai wins yet again at Butt Hurt! Plus… plenty more questionable discoveries along the way!

Jai casually mentions he’s heading to his son’s class to do a wholesome little reading session… and somehow Cane turns it into a full-blown nightclub appearance. And because no episode is complete without absolute chaos, Cane dives headfirst into another conspiracy theory — but this time Taylor Swift is somehow involved. (We’re not saying she’s behind everything… but we’re not not saying it either.)PLUS a whole lot more nonsense you definitely didn’t ask for but will absolutely enjoy.

Cane and Corey just checked something off the bucket list — and yes, it cost an arm and a leg. Literally. Meanwhile, the “new” dating terms everyone’s freaking out about? Please. That’s just fashion week for feelings. We’ve been ghosting, orbiting, breadcrumbing, and emotionally tax-evading since dial-up internet. Slap a trendy name on it and suddenly it’s groundbreaking? Groundbreaking would be someone actually texting back.PLUS. SO. MUCH. MORE.

When you're feeling unsure and emotionally fragile, nothing says “self-care” like pulling over for a romantic evening with a freshly flattened deer. …said absolutely no one in the history of humanity—except this one unhinged whackjob.Cane even surprised himself when his stew turned out to be a Michelin-star experience...watch out Gordon RamseyAnd of course, Jim Cantore is back - gleefully frolicking through the thundersnow, loving life!PLUS MUCH MORE!

It’s Friday… so obviously it’s time for a completely unhinged, no-holds-barred, Free-For-All Offensive Friday.First up: we’re calling the CEO of Burger King to respectfully (but passionately) share our thoughts....Jai was SO passionate!Then we tackle the absolute collapse of train etiquette which has, quite frankly, gone off the rails… literally.PLUS much more chaos, commentary, and questionable decision-making to kick off your weekend properly.

Is it ever socially acceptable to rock the same socks two days in a row? According to Cane: absolutely. According to the rest of society: we have questions.Meanwhile, Jai finally wins a game — sure, it’s ButtHurt, but a win is a win and we’re not checking the record books too closely.PLUS questionable life choices, unexpected victories, and probably a laundry intervention. Stay tuned.

Yesterday it was Cane. Today? Jai’s lining up a jump shot at Corey. We’re ranking the absolute best cities to celebrate Valentine’s Day (because love apparently needs a zip code).Meanwhile, Cane only makes phone calls in the car.Some people call him efficient. Others call him… a D-bag with Bluetooth.PLUS a suspicious amount of chaos, questionable decisions, and way more than anyone asked for.

Cane breaks it down: a stereotype is basically just pattern recognition… BEEP BEEP, back it up.Cane also got hit on at the bar - but tragically, for all the wrong reasons.And honestly, who even cares which Super Bowl halftime show you watched? Just pass the chicken wings. Plus a whole lot more chaos.

Since it was Friday, we said “hell with it” and declared a full-blown Free-For-All Friday. We handed the keys to the C & C Mafia… and things escalated quickly. PLUS MUCH MORE!

We spill the tea on all the gross little things we do that somehow feel totally normal - from sneaky nose-picking to… yes, occasionally peeing in cups (don’t act shocked). But hey, no judgment… you’ve done it too!PLUS A WHOLE LOT MORE!

We’ve officially crowned the most annoying person on the internet (you’re welcome), and trust us - you’ll agree in under 30 seconds. We also present compelling evidence that the NFL might be scripted, dive headfirst into the internet’s messiest controversies, and somehow still have time for MUCH MORE.

Strange Addictions is back, and we’re pretty sure we just found the strangest one yet. First it’s a bathtub… next it’ll be a checkered floor, are they getting Corey to drink the juice?Also: we investigate the truly mysterious question of how certain people pick their dogs’ names—because somewhere out there, a “Tyrone” is eating kibble and answering to it confidently.PLUS A WHOLE LOT MORE!

Plus, we smell how we smell, stop trying to hide it

Sometimes it’s just better to leave people alone—because even a newly “discovered” uncontacted tribe can be like, “Cool, cool… now un-discover us, please.”Meanwhile, Cane is at it again. First it was the football… but what did he swipe this time?And yes: “Out of Context” is back, making things weird on purpose.PLUS MUCH MORE! (Legally required hype included.)

Being nice these days? Apparently it comes with a severance package… because layoff, she was just being motherly nice. 😅We’re running through a whole list of “wow, we’re old” moments—and yes, you’ll relate way harder than you want to admit. And Jai loses again… this time to Cousin Rick . PLUS MUCH MORE

We dig deep into the things that went deep in the back door in 2025....how does one put a baseball in there?! Cane rode 23 rides in two days...is officially a part of the Mickey Mouse Club AND it's the return of Utter Nonsense....Jai got his highest score yet! PLUS much more!

Best Friend Russ and Cousin Rick join the show making it more twisted than it already is. From Butt Hurt to "Tool or Rule", we have a celebration of the Christmas kind!

We genuinely did not know a color could be that dark. At this point, the government should bottle it, classify it, and use it for national defense.Also—important medical update—smelling your own farts is actually good for you. Science said so. Probably.And whatever you do, never eat anything sugar-free before a major life event (weddings, funerals, court dates, space launches), because it will fling open the intestinal gates like Helm’s Deep.PLUS much more wisdom no one asked for, but everyone desperately needed.

Cane had a near-death experience and has returned with a fresh zest for life… which is adorable, and also something we’ll be taking bets on.Also: it’s an escalator. It has one job. Stand there. Let it do the math. YOU IDIOT!But hey—proof there are still good people in this world: someone stepped in, saved the day, and now he can finally retire.PLUS: so much more chaos, questionable decisions, and accidental heroism.

Is a slice of American history about to fade to black? Is MTV actually closing up shop?! Kevan Kenney drops in to spill the real MTV dirt—plus a whole lot more

We celebrate the life and pay tribute to our angel, Sister Robyn!

It’s “Free-for-All Friday,” and as usual the studio is crawling with our favorite lovable menaces. If you’ve ever wondered what childbirth really feels like, just try the “Butt Baby”—because nothing says love like heroically delivering a deluxe, emotionally supportive dump. We also dive into a round of “Real or Fake,” and trust me… that’s just the beginning!

We might not fully grasp DEI hiring… but whatever this is, it’s definitely the director’s cut.Best Friend Russ jumps in to bless us with yet another one of Cane’s legendary d-bag moments.Then we take a scenic detour down “What Terrible Things Did Supposedly Good People Do Once They Died?” boulevard… plus a whole lot more chaos!

The shenanigans hit an all-time high today. There is a real housekeeping competition happening—like, with actual competitors—and we are absolutely living for it. We also questioned some of the names people give their kids… and honestly, some of them need to just be sounded out. PLUS so much more chaos!

Cane makes a solid point — no band ever plays the hits at the top of the show unless they want everyone to beat traffic. We also dive into our favorite pastime: finding reasons to hate celebrities that everyone else worships. And Corey once again defends his daily bidet routine like it’s a religion. 💦All that… and way too much more!

A guy just broke a world record for masturbating—nearly 10 hours straight.And get this: he said he beat his old record. Bro, that’s dedication… and chafing.Apparently, his girlfriend left him because his member was too big.Like, imagine being dumped for being overqualified. Don’t we all wish that’s why we got left?And in other news, Oprah released her list of “things nobody actually needs,”like glasses that don’t fog up while reading in the shower.Who the hell is reading in the shower?! If you’re doing that, I don’t think steam’s your biggest problem.Stay tuned — there’s so much more nonsense where that came from!

He got rejected from an Uber — the driver said the car had a “one passenger limit,” and apparently he counted as two. Meanwhile, middle school boys continue their undefeated streak against the WNBA. And Cane? He made the comeback of the century... only to lose in a tie-breaker that no one asked for. All that and way too much more!

It’s the Halloween Edition of the show — and yes, the boys actually put on costumes (pray for them). We’re breaking down what kind of Trick-or-Treater you are — are you the candy hoarder, the costume critic, or the one still using a pillowcase? Plus, we dive into the mysterious origins of that ridiculous viral “6-7” thing everyone won’t shut up about… and of course, MUCH MORE! (because our attention spans demanded it).

There’s a fine line when it comes to Halloween costumes — and this guy didn’t just cross it, he sprinted past it in platform boots and a white sheet. David Lee Roth, buddy, it’s time to hang up the spandex — especially after that “wardrobe malfunction” that revealed way more than your stage presence.Also: what your favorite Halloween candy says about you (spoiler: if it’s candy corn, we need to talk).All that and a whole lot more questionable decisions!

Oh, now that he’s doing it, you suddenly care — but when they did it, it was totally fine? Classic double standard. Also, how do you live on this planet for decades and still not know what a moose looks like?! And one more thing — is it ever okay to call an elderly person ‘senile’ to their face? We discuss… at our own risk. PLUS MUCH MORE!