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Can't Hardly Watch
by Barrett Sigmon
Barrett and Tony B talk about terrible movies you love to hate.
Episodes
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Episode 173- Resident Evil: Apocalypse
This is it! The Apocalypse! Welcome to the new A-GE! Alice month continues with Resident Evil: Apocalypse.
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Episode 172- Resident Evil (2002)
This Halloween season we present to you Alice month! In honor of Zach Cregger's newly released Resident Evil film, we will be covering all the original films plus Welcome to Racoon City! This week we're talkin the Paul W.S. Anderson "classic" that started it all.
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Episode 171- Speed 2: Cruise Control
Whose ready to par-tay on the big boat because this week we're talkin the Keanu Reevesless Speed 2: Cruise Control!
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Episode 170- Sorority Row
This week we discuss Sorority Row, the 2009 remake of the 80s slasher flick, The House on Sorority Hill. Features an all star cast of Jamie Chung, Carrie Fisher, Rumer Willis, and that chick from Step Up 2!
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Episode 169- Green Lantern
In honor of the excellent new HBO series Lanterns, we thought it would be "fun" to revisit the ill-fated Green Lantern film starring Ryan Reynolds.
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Episode 168- Goat
This week we discuss Goat, the forgotten fraternity drama starring Nick Jonas, James Franco, and some guy.
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Episode 167- Pokémon: The First Movie
This week we reminisce about the Pokemon franchise and ask the question- Which Pokemon is the most bangable?
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Episode 166- Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li
In honor of the upcoming Street Fighter reboot we decided to revist 2009's Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li NOT to be confused with Pawn Stars' Chumlee.
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Episode 164- Poseidon
This week we discuss the forgotton remake of the 1972 classic, The Poseidon Adventure- simply tittled Poseidon starring Can't Hardly Watch icon and dutchess, Fergie.
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Episode 165- The Amazing Spider-Man 2
This week in honor of Spider-Man: Brand New Day, we look back at the movie that was so bad Sony begged Disney to include Spidey in the MCU. We're talkin The Amazing Spider-Man 2.
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Episode 163- Independence Day: Resurgence
Happy 250th Birthday America! And what better way to honor the United States than to talk about Independence Day... Resurgence?
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Episode 162- We Are Your Friends
Are we ever gonna be better than this because we're watching We Are Your Friends- the forgotten Zac Efron DJ movie directed by Max Joseph from Catfish!
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Episode 161-Supergirl (1984)
Have a squirt because this week we're talkin the original Supergirl!
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Episode 160- Havoc
This week we're bored podcasters. Totally. Fuckin. Bored. We discuss the crime drama, Havoc aka the movie where Anne Hathaway says the N-word.
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Episode 159- Masters of the Universe (1987)
You're telling us that A Masters of the Universe movie bombed this weekend? Time is a flat circle.
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Episode 158- The Crazies (2010)
This week we discuss a forgotten remake of a forgotten George A. Romero film, The Crazies.
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Episode 157- Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Now this is podcasting! With The Mandalorian and Grogu now in theathers we thought it'd be fun to look back at Star Wars' most polarizing entry and quite possibly the most divisive film ever made- Star Wars: The Last Jedi!
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Episode 156- American Pie Presents: Girls' Rules
This week we conclude pie month and we hate to admit that this slice has been in the fridge a couple of days too long!
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Episode 155- American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
Pie month continues and we're suprised with just how much beastiality is in these movies....
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Episode 154- American Pie Presents: Beta House
Pie week continues with the most outrageous slice yet!
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Episode 153- American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile
Pie month continues with American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile! Nobody show this to Peter Dinklage because there's a ton of little people jokes!
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Episode 152- American Pie Presents: Band Camp
For the next 5 weeks we will be covering all of the straight to DVD American Pie sequels. This week we kick off Pie month with American Pie Presents: Band Camp!
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Episode 151- Air Bud
This week the dog is in the house! In honor of March Madness, we're talkin Air Bud!
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Episode 150- Prom
This week the boys go to Prom! Tony B's 4th time. Sigmoney's 1st!
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Episode 149- Leprechaun 3
If it's St. Patrick's Day it must be Leprechaun!
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Episode 148- That Darn Cat (1997)
This week we discuss the forgotton remake of a forgotten film, That Darn Cat starring comedy "Icon" Doug E. Doug!
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Episode 147- Die Another Day
With all the Bond films currently streaming on Netflix, we thought it fitting to discuss Pierce Brosnan's swan song as 007, Die Another Day.
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Episode 146- Valentine
This week in honor of Valentine's Day we discuss the forgotten early aughts slasher, Valentine!
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Episode 145- Law Abiding Citizen
This week we discuss the edgelord classic, Law Abiding Citizen!
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Episode 144- S. Darko
Did you love Donnie Darko? After you watched it, did you ask yourself "Hey I wonder what will happen to his little sister?" If so, we have a treat for you because this week we discuss the forgotten straight to DVD sequel, S. Darko!
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Episode 143- Lost In Space
This week we discuss Lost In Space, an adaptation of a show from the 60s your parents even forgot about.
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Episode 142- The Indian in the Cupboard
This week we discuss the first ballot HBO Hall of Famer and beloved kids movie, The Indian in the Cupboard.
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2025 Recap
This week we close the book on 2025 as we talk about some of the big movies we saw last year.
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Episode 141- Cobra
This week we conclude our Christmas extravaganza with Cobra- the Stallone action flick that is sort of, maybe, not really a Christmas movie (It's not).
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Episode 140- P2
This week we discuss the underseen thriller P2, an alternative Christmas movie featuring a tour de force perfromance from Wes Bentley.
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Episode 139- Red One
People can't afford houses or healthcare and work their asses off only to live paycheck to paycheck while The Rock got paid 50 million dollars to "act" in Red One. The only thing more depressing than that fact is actually sitting though the whole movie! Tis the season!
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Episode 138- Hook
This week we put an end to our long standing bit as Barrett finally watches Hook!
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Episode 137- The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
This week in honor of the recently announced fourth Mummy film, we decided to revisit the third one nobody liked, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Empereor.
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Episode 136- Kangaroo Jack
This week we're talking Kangaroo Jack! We hope you brought an extra pair of underwear because you'll be pissing your pants from laughing so hard at Jackie Legs rapping Rapper's Delight!
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Episode 135- The Master of Disguise
This week we discuss Dana Carvey's infamous failed comeback movie, The Master of Disguise.
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Episode 134- The Eye
This week we conclude our Halloween Extravaganza with The Eye- a film so bad not even glasses or contacts could save it!
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Episode 133- Halloween (2007)
Constant yelling and screaming, edgy dialogue, and Sheri Moon Zombie- it must be a Rob Zombie film! This week we discuss the 2007 Halloween remake!
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Episode 132- Stay Alive
This week we discuss the haunted video game horror film, Stay Alive which should be called Stay on Track becuase we wanted to talk about anything but!
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Episode 131- Feardotcom
This week we kick off our annual Halloween extravaganza with the haunted internet horror film, Feardotcom. And yes, a ghost really creates a website.
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Episode 130- Jungle 2 Jungle
This week it's our life and we do what we want because we're discussing Jungle 2 Jungle!
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Episode 129- Hurry Up Tomorrow
This week, Can't Hardly Watch legend ,The Weeknd returns to the pod with his weird vanity project, Hurry Up Tomorrow.
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Episode 128- Beastly
This week we discuss Beastly, the modern day retelling of Beauty and the Beast everyone asked for starring Alex Pettyfer! Remember him?!
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Episode 127- Lake Placid
This week we try not to bite the bark off each other's log as we discuss the first ballot HBO hall of famer, Lake Placid!
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Episode 126- The Rage: Carrie 2
Do you love Brian De Palma's 1976 classic, Carrie? Have you ever wondered if Carrie's father ever banged anyone else or if she had a half sister? Well if so, The Rage: Carrie 2 is the film for you!
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Episode 125- War of the Worlds (2025)
This week we discuss the new Amazon commercial uhhh we mean film, War of the Worlds starring 4 timer's club member Ice Cube!
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Barrett and Tony B talk about terrible movies you love to hate.
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Can't Hardly Watch is created and hosted by Barrett Sigmon.
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