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Can't Hold Me Down CHMD
by ToNi Montoya
Can't Hold Me Down is a creation in learning about podcasting for the first time with more episodes of people stopping by along with conversations I have with a brainiac. The exact direction hasn't shown a specific path until enough episodes are done to determine it. The goal: giving you a laugh, a bit of knowledge and/or enjoyment to your day. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/toni-montoya/support
Episodes
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CHMD I'm coming back! Toni Montoya
People Of The World! I'm Toni Montoya learning this process again in mixing audio with music since Anchor changed to Spotify for podcasters creator. I'll be trying apps soon that will give a range of things to improve my podcast and this short episode is to let my audience know I'm still here...
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CHMD ToNi Montoya Riverside
Hello People Of The World! This recording was created through the Riverside app and I still don't know where Spotify is hiding the music to play in my episodes! maybe they aren't allowing creators to get the music for free anymore. AS IF?!
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G&G: El Camino
A conversation about the kid in breaking bad who drove away in the El Camino. There is a movie named El Camino about the kid after the end of Breaking Bad.
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What happened to WEED?
World domination. NWO has been in play for decades since man wanted to run the show mankind has named Earth. What has happened to the weed? Why doesn't it have seeds anymore? Because it's all moving into controlled and globally monitored through the Internet. All sales are on the Internet with...
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CROW TO EAT
I have been terrible to my sister. She still sent me the present she was going to cancel. I was a huge ASS and I'll admit it. I'm sorry
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Fucked up shit
Christmas? I don't care
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A Gift then Ghost
I was to receive a gift but, because I bitched about not being in the person's financial bracket, the gift was ungifted
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The World vs Positive Thoughts
Positive Thoughts are rapidly depleting as the human race no longer has direct interaction for a true connection with others. We are bringing babies into a cold world mankind did to earth.
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Whore house on Sunday
My conversation with God I am GODESS! The work never stops for me. God said it didn't for him either.
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No Go MoFo
No Go MoFo Are you putting me in a hole No Go MoFo Are you ignoring me
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The RESOURCES
I'm being punished/abused for no reason when resources are available. There were times we fought to afford what we needed. I'm in need and I'm getting stomped on by the resources that won't help me.
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BE ANGRY ABOUT MONEY
Money desensitizes people to not care. If they throw money at it, that will fix the problem. What if everyone had to continue caring for everything bought with money, like a child? People would care instead of throwing more money
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Utopia Change Of Sounds
How humankind can reform into a humanity with frequency
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A beautiful day
I'm sitting in my relaxation zone relaxing while wishing it a windier day
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A bonus
A beautiful day with the bonus to stretch a buck into another month.
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Robin Williams Dedication
I dedicate this episode and my Halloween Costume to Robin Williams, a man who tried to cute the world with laughter, happiness and joy. This world killed Robin Williams; he didn't commit suicide. Mankind murdered a man who didn't know how to be a Maxed Out Bitch. He gave too much of a FUCK for...
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MOB
Maxed Out Bitch Halloween costume. An early morning of fun and laughs
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Calling 911
Idiot paramedics
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EAR NOSE THROAT
What is happening which is why I'm explaining it here! Hee Hee
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Hair Helmet Head
Self explanatory. You have a hair helmet on your head, looking in the mirror
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Bicyclist Wave
A I'm walking down the street...
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NIGGER BITCH
Gotta Go
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FENTANYL IN DISPENSARIES
Know what you're getting at a marijuana center or, grow your own.
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Solar Eclipse
This morning! In an hour or so
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Halloween Costume
SUPER MOB Stands for.... Gotta listen to know
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They've Cut It Out Before
I talk real I'm the l my quest to find health freedom.
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No Bueno
No Bueno on testing for research proving low cortisol is the cause of high stress leading to high anxiety and contributes to heightened triggers for people with PTSD.
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MATT RIFFE
Calling You Out Boy!
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What Are You Doing?
A general inquiry to the upcoming happenings in the day yet to arrive.
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POTW
Howdy Neighbor!
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You May Be Right
Billy Joel I request to sing one song I've loved since the first time I heard it and can't play it enough
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Surgery Then Gone
This is an update of my potential move. I may need to hold Can't Hold Me Down temporarily.
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Not Worth Anything
I may need to temporarily end Can't Hold Me Down
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THIEVES
People who steal from others after someone has given help.
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Marijuana Card
Are you still needing a marijuana card? This podcast is a guide in the process to obtain a marijuana license before the card
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Mode Mobile WHAT?
Investment opportunity I'm not a business specialist or in college or ever studied business finance. I have done my homework and I'm confident in what I'm saying on this episode Mode Mobile WHAT?
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Holey Heart Batman!
ToNi Montoya had an ultrasound done on the heart chambers to find Microscopic holes in my heart.
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Mi familia El Shark Tank
(la viva Loca!) I'm talking about calming down then when both of us are ready to talk, let's talk.
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GGGGRRRR
Mange on a dog Would you put your sibling in the street because your anger is about your opinion of them? Having an opinion is damaging to the overall credibility of the person. Think about it.
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Dirty Laundry
I gotta let it out somewhere. But, sssshhhhh.
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Water! Water!
Dealing with a stressful day in a medical facility waiting to have an eco test done on my heart. To add in the mix, where is the water in this place?
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POTW CHMD CHALLENGE
This is a challenge to The People Of The World to send a hello back to Can't Hold Me Down! Should you send a photo to my email [email protected] I will put it on my website with your authorization of the photo and use of your first name, location, and description should you like to...
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Mankind vs Humankind
What the fuck is this MAN ShiT?!
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CHMD F/U UDATE POTW
Can't Hold Me Down CHMD Is making big changes this year and I, ToNi Montoya, am challenging The People Of The World to send an audio message to CHMD as I say Hello, to you. I will post the messages on my podcast and link to my website https//www.cantholdmedown.com! Send me a picture of something...
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Digestive
B cause
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Fiber America!
The Money Shit Hole That's the direction people with money in this country are doing to control America under their new economic system.
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Update People Of The World
I am working on a recent episode about MODE the app and the company itself expanding into bigger and better horizons! It's your big chance to gamble on a man, Dan Novaes, who's already proven to be successful in the United States and is expanding in Europe currently. If you miss this opportunity,...
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Old Skin
The discovery of loose skin after losing weight and being older. The wonderful things gravity does to an aging body
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The Funny Farm
This is my way to handle today. It may seem a bit twisted I should laugh at something quite serious and close to my heart of Mental Awareness. I sometimes need to find the dry absurd humor. The Farm is an actual farm for those with a mental ailments who find animals as a therapeutic tool during a...
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Religion vs. no religion
We can talk about religion without getting uptight. Energy vs the Bible Where do you feel your belief is?
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Can't Hold Me Down is a creation in learning about podcasting for the first time with more episodes of people stopping by along with conversations I have with a brainiac. The exact direction hasn't shown a specific path until enough episodes are done to determine it. The goal: giving you a laugh, a bit of knowledge and/or enjoyment to your day. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/toni-montoya/support
HOSTED BY
ToNi Montoya
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