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Can't Report That
by Can't Report That
Three friends, countless shifts, and a massive list of stories that never made the official log. Join us on Can’t Report That as we share our most "un-reportable" career highlights, host industry guests, and provide expert (and often exhausted) commentary on the wildest security fails trending online. From Reddit deep dives to TikTok viral clips, we’re proving that the truth is always weirder than the incident report. If you’ve ever seen a security video and asked "What were they thinking?"—we’re the ones with the answer.
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Episode 15 Injuries on job
Episode 15 Injuries on job
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Episode 14: Big Mike/ NSFW Video
Episode 14: Big Mike/ NSFW Video
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Episode 13: Big Dxck Stories
Stories about a lady named Mary and a guy named Dick.
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Episode 12: Embarrassing Stories
Episode 12: embarrassing Stories
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{Sneak Peek} Episode 12.2: Embarrassing Stories
{Sneak Peek} Episode 12.2: Embarrassing Stories. Episode 12 releases on 05/25/2026.
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{Sneak Peek} Episode 12.1: Embarrassing Stories
{Sneak Peek} Episode 12 Trailer 1. Episode 12 releases on 05/25/2026.
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Episode 11: A Guy Named Gilli
Stories about 1 of our craziest regulars
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 11.2: A Guy Named Gilli
[Sneak Peek] Episode 11.2: A guy named Gilli. Episode 11 releases on 05/18/2026.
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 11.1: A Guy Named Gilli
Episode 11: Gilli: Trailer 1. Episode 11 releases on 05/18/2026.
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Episode 10: Sky Gets Punched By A Kid
A kid punches Sky in the face and becomes his bully
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 10.2: Sky Gets Punched By A Kid
Episode 10: Trailer 2: Sky gets punched by kid. Episode 10 releases on 05/11/2026.
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Episode 7: Pxnis Butter Cookies
A crazy lady embarrasses Sky with some Penis Butter Cookies
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Episode 8: Wigga
Viral videos, bubble baths and random encounters. Check out Little Miss Sweets NYC @ www.lmsnyc.us
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 10.1: Sky Gets Punched By A Kid
Episode 10: Trailer 1: Sky gets punched by kid. Episode 10 releases on 05/11/2026.
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Episode 9: Nxpple Nibble
Sky finds a new partner while his old 1 is missing.
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 8.2: Wigga
Episode 8: Wigga: Trailer 2. Episode 8 releases on 04/27/2026
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 9.2: Nxpple Nibble
Episode 9: Nxpple Nibble: Trailer 2. Episode 9 releases on 04/27/2026.
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 9.1: Nxpple Nibble
Episode 9: Nxpple Nibble: Trailer 1. Episode 9 releases on 04/27/2026.
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 8.1: Wigga
Episode 8: WIgga: Trailer 1 . Episode 8 releases on 04/27/2026.
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Episode 7 : Pxnis Butter Cookies
A crazy lady embarrasses Sky with some Penis Butter Cookies
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 7.2: Pxnis Butter Cookies
Episode 7: Penis Butter Cookies: Trailer 2. Episode 7 releases on 04/20/2026
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 7.1: Pxnis Butter Cookies
Episode 7: Penis Butter Cookies: Trailer 1. Episode 7 releases on 04/20/2026
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Episode 6: Oliver Gets Punched
Funny NFL drama & an unfortunate sucker punch.
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 6.2: Oliver Gets Punched
Episode 6.1: Oliver Gets Punched Trailer 2. Episode 6 will be Released on 04/13/2026
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 6.1: Oliver Gets Punched
Episode 6.1: Oliver Gets Punched Trailer 1. Episode 6 will be Released on 04/13/2026
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Episode 5: Scary Stories Part 2
You asked for more — big mistake. Part 2 is here, and the stories only get darker. Don't say we didn't warn you.
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 5.2: Scary Stories Part 2
Episode 5: Scary Stories Part 2: Trailer 2. Episode 5 Releases on 04/06/2026.
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 5.1: Scary Stories Part 2
Episode 5: Scary Stories Part 2: Trailer 1. Episode 5 Releases on 04/06/2026.
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Episode 4: Scary Stories
Think you can handle it? We're swapping scary stories this episode — no guarantees you'll finish with the lights off.
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 4.2: Scary Stories
Episode 4: Scary Stories: Trailer 2. Episode 4 Releases on 03/30/2026.
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 4.1: Scary Stories
Episode 4 Scary Stories: Trailer 1. Episode 4 Releases on 03/30/2026.
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Episode 3: Billy
We tell funny stories about a Guy named Billy.
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 3.2: Billy
Episode 3: Billy: Trailer 2. Episode 3 releases on 03/23/2026 at 4:30 AM
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 3.1: Billy
Episode 3: Billy: Trailer 1. Episode 3 releases on 03/23/2026 at 4:30 AM
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 2.1: Saving The Girl & Fen-nol Guy
A quote from the Whale Lady
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Episode 2: Saving The Girl & Fen-nol Guy
A crazy rescue & an accidental exposure.
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Episode 1: Dolphin Dive
Introducing the crew and starting things off with funny stories about a guy named "Gary", a one of a kind family reunion, and a bathroom adventure.
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[Sneak Peek] Episode 1.1: Dolphin Dive
Dolphin Dive
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Three friends, countless shifts, and a massive list of stories that never made the official log. Join us on Can’t Report That as we share our most "un-reportable" career highlights, host industry guests, and provide expert (and often exhausted) commentary on the wildest security fails trending online. From Reddit deep dives to TikTok viral clips, we’re proving that the truth is always weirder than the incident report. If you’ve ever seen a security video and asked "What were they thinking?"—we’re the ones with the answer.
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Three friends, countless shifts, and a massive list of stories that never made the official log. Join us on Can’t Report That as we share our most "un-reportable" career highlights, host industry guests, and provide expert (and often exhausted) commentary on the wildest security fails trending...
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