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Can't Tell Us Nothing
by MBN
C.T.U.N is an improvised podcast featuring member of the Houston based improv comedy group, Can't Tell Us Nothing. Follow our characters down rabbit holes in our fast-paced shows and round table discusions about anything and everything! Hosted by Amechi Ngwe, Antoine W.B, Jon Myes, and Tandiwe Kone.
Episodes
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Season 4 Episode 44: The Interview Process
Topics: - Jon Secret Agent Interview - Jon's Ride Along - Mandatory Training or Jobs - Everybody should go to the Library Scenes: - The Interview Process - The Ride Along Essay - A Job Anyone Can Do - The Librarian Interview Process We have opinions and you're gonna hear them! Follow our…
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Season 4 Episode 43: Turk the Medical Student
Topics: - When kids leave you - Could you be a Salesperson? - Hospital Sales Tactics - Dealing with Pressure from Doctors Scenes: - AirBnMontessori - Ask The Car - Turk the Medical Student - The AirBnMontessori Menu We have opinions and you're gonna hear them! Follow our characters down rabbit...
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Season 4 Episode 42: Crypto Us Nothing w Benji
Benji is the Executive Director of @ComedySportz Houston. He started as a member of the CSz High School League in 2004 and has been improvising, acting and singing since then. In addition to ComedySportz, he has produced a number of popular shows in Houston including Beer Babies, Star Warz:...
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Season 4 Episode 41: The Sunshine Act w Ryan Heine
Starting at the beginning, Ryan was born in Columbia, Missouri, but grew up in Houston.Ryan began studying improv in 2005 with Houston’s Massive Creativity, led by MacArthur Antigua of Improv Olympic (IO) Chicago, performing at Avant Garden. In 2006, Ryan moved to Los Angeles where he completed…
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Season 4 Episode 40: The Intimacy Coordinator w Hoja Lopez
Hoja Lopez is a Venezuelan comedian, producer, and writer in the Chicago area. This former Houstonian is the co-host of Lemonada Media’s I’m Sorry, a podcast about apologies and creator of Gay News, a monthly satirical web-series focusing on queer stories. She is a graduate of the Annoyance…
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Season 4 Episode 39: Golden Round-Trip Ticket to Heaven
Topics: - Southwest Flight Cancellations - Stories about Hell - Cicada Attack - The Patriot Plus Shot Scenes: - Golden Round-Trip Ticket to Heaven - Unhappy in Heaven - The Fixed Rate We have opinions and you're gonna hear them! Follow our characters down rabbit holes in our fast-paced improv...
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Season 4 Episode 38: Kyle The Gyropractor w Ned Gayle
Topics: - Ned's Highschool Shirts - Direct Advertising - Fast Driving and Skydiving - The Facebook Whistleblower Scenes: - Helpful T-Shirts - The Grilled Cheese Cult - Kyle The Gyropractor - Super Jon and Maybe Jon - Opinions in Highschool We have opinions and you're gonna hear them! Follow our...
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Season 4 Episode 37: Hug Rap
Season 4 Episode 37: Hug Rap Topics: - Art and Candyman - How music makes you feel - The Klan Crypto Coin - Clothes Banned from the Club Scenes: - Hug Rap - The Hate Fair - The National Timberlands Association Meeting We have opinions and you're gonna hear them! Follow our characters down rabbit...
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Season 4 Episode 36: The Best Cart Runners w Chuy
Special Guest: @Estevan J. (Chuy) Zarate Estevan J. (Chuy) Zarate is an actor/director/coach from San Antonio TX that has been improvising for audiences for 31 years. He is a member of The Big Bash at The Hideout Theatre, The Known Wizards (Merlinworks faculty troupe), Luby' Bingo Hall and more...
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Season 4 Episode 35: Tandi's Steak Night
Topics: - Lightning and Trees - Jon's got the biggest tree - Michael K Williams - Ivermectin - Jean-Pierre Adams Scenes: - Jon's (Dead) Tree - Tandi's Steak Night - Safe Harbor We have opinions and you're gonna hear them! Follow our characters down rabbit holes in our fast-paced improv shows....
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Season 4 Episode 34: James Brown the Monkey w Jessica Brown
CTUN chats with Station Theater Co-Owner, Jessica Brown Topics: - Station Theater Progress - Caregiving and Monkeys - The Freedom of Truth - Kids and Fear Scenes: - James Brown the Monkey - Fake Birthday Confession - The Monster with Manners We have opinions and you're gonna hear them! Follow our...
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Season 4 Episode 33: Post-Colonoscopy Date w Keith Huang
CTUN chats with improv's prodigal son, Keith Huang! Topics: - Why Keith left Galveston - Scooters on the street - Keith's Colonoscopy - Bathroom Artwork Scenes: - Tandi's first hover-board - Post-Colonoscopy Date - Shy Bathroom Roommate - Mattress Tailors We have opinions and you're gonna hear...
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Season 4 Episode 32: The Litterbug Hostage w Monica Marcha
Topics: - What would a bank run by monkeys be like? - Monica's favorite member of BTS - What do we want in our old age? - Is Captain Planet a Demon? Scenes: - Too Famous to be Nice - Booing a Bad Person - The Litterbug Hostage - Monica's Season 2 We have opinions and you're gonna hear them!…
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Season 4 Episode 31: The Federal Comedy Police w Calan Lambert
Topics - The best places to find hate on the internet - What's Off-Limits in Comedy - The Da Baby Controversy - https://www.avclub.com/dababy-cancels-his-apology-to-lgbt-community-1847449050 Scenes 1. Aggression Cyber Cafe 2. The Federal Comedy Police 3. The Character We have opinions and you're...
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Season 4 Episode 30: Jon's Birthday Episode
It's Jon's birthday and he's answering all questions! Topics Discussed: - Words that sound funny - Flight vs Invisibility - Is it better to be a hero or a villan? Scenes: - The Arizona Institute of Booty - "The Money That's Owed To Me" - Unimpressed Man We have opinions and you're gonna hear…
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Season 4 Episode 29: Satan's Tiktok Dance
Topics in this episode show - Jon's Spicy Facebook Question about Billionaires - Was Satan only the original hater? - How long could you go completely remote? Scenes Satan's Invitation Satan's Tiktok Dance Tandi's Birthday Date We have opinions and you're gonna hear them! Follow our characters…
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Season 4 Episode 28: Pee Drops on the Pants
Can't Tell Us Nothing is noticing how we've all forgotten how to be around people. Whether its having a common cold or interacting with old men in locker rooms, we have to be reminded. We also talk about certain richest man in the world who just got back from space. Inspired by our conversation…
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Season 4 Episode 27: The Last Movie Ever w Earning Your Absurdity
Can't Tell Us Nothing is joined by members of Jon's Earning Your Absurdity class. The class puts what they've learned to the test while discussing what the point of Tyrese is in the Fast and Furious franchise and reacting to a meltdown in a viral Victoria's Secret video. Inspired by this...
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Season 4 Episode 26: Record Ho's w Outspoken Bean
Can't Tell Us Nothing is joined by Houston Poet Laureate, Outspoken Bean. Bean takes us through his love of Kanye, displeasure of Nas beats, and what its like to be a Poet Laureate for Houston. Inspired by our conversation, we explore why you should wait for what you want, what happens when you...
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Season 4 Episode 25: Robinhood of CVS w Carl Tart
Can't Tell Us Nothing is joined by Los Angeles actor, writer, and improviser Carl Tart! Carl chats with us about his shoe collection, recent run ins with scammers, and what it was like to grow up in LA. Inspired by the conversation, CTUN explores how to pretend you don't live in the projects and...
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Season 4 Episode 24: The Bad Boy of the Office
When was the last time you listened to R. Kelly? Did it feel different? Can't Tell Us Nothing shares our thoughts on if the art and the artist can really be separated. Inspired by our conversation, we explore what happens when you have a bad boy in your workplace and how wifely duties have…
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Season 4 Episode 23: The Funny Doctor w The Sudden Knot
Can't Tell Us Nothing goes international on this episode where we welcome, the Sudden Knot, an improv duo based out of Brussels, Berlin. Desi and Johan share the origin of their group, what its like performing in a multi-lingual improv community, and react to a video of a man who gets swallowed…
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Season 4 Episode 22: Boy Band and the Aliens w Roger Anderson
Can't Tell Us Nothing welcomes back Station Theater Co-Owner, Roger Anderson. Roger has been busy falling in love with Korean Boy Band BTS and sinking his teeth into the world of competitive eating. Inspired by our conversation, we explore what a date with an amateur competitive eater is like…
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Season 4 Episode 21: Top 10% Bear
If you are a top 10% man or looking for one, Can't Tell Us Nothing has some thoughts for your honey pot. Jon gives us the rundown on Kevin Samuels and we discuss whether his views are toxic. Inspired by our conversation we explore what happens when you are a clumsy bear, how much a first date…
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Season 4 Episode 20: Dance Like a Cop w My 4 Dads
Can't Tell Us Nothing is joined by San Antonio Improv Group, My 4 Dads! The dads sit us down and tell us about their origins, how to properly pronounce Texas towns, and whether or not Tom Cruise's portrayal of Les Grossman is funny. Inspired by our conversation CTUN and M4D explores what a…
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Season 4 Episode 19: The Nose Wipe w Keisha Hunt
Can't Tell Us Nothing welcomes back Houston comedian, Keisha Hunt in the midst of her country-wide tour. Keisha was kind enough to hang out with us for a while and tell us how the pandemic affected her comedy efforts and how it feels to be back on the road. Inspired by this conversation and…
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Season 4 Episode 18: Man Washing Car w Hugh M Jones
Can't Tell Us Nothing is joined by New York Comedian and Actor, Hugh M Jones. Word is the M stands for "Marvelous"! Hugh shares his experiences moving from Houston to New York and doing the most in the background of movies and shows. Inspired by our conversation CTUN explores how you can be more...
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Season 4 Episode 17: Scrooge's Ghost Party
Money burning a hole in your pocket? This is the episode for you. Can't Tell Us Nothing dives into whether its better to save or stunt when you make it big. Inspired by our conversation CTUN explores why the Scrooge's ghosts are visiting him for New Years, what's in your new neighbor's moving...
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Season 4 Episode 16: H-E-B CLUB w Vanessa Gonzalez
Can't Tell Us Nothing is joined by Comedian, Improviser, and Sketch Writer Vanessa Gonzalez. Vanessa tells us about the differences between performing in Houston and LA, her thoughts on kid parties, clubs, and weddings. Inspired by our conversation CTUN explores why you might not be in your own...
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Season 4 Episode 15: Jamaican Baby Echo Kush w Antoine Culbreath
Can't Tell Us Nothing is joined once again by Antoine Culbreath for a special 4/20 show. Antoine promised us that he has thought up the best script of his life, but ended up forgetting it before the show. Together we explore the remnants of his three act play, the best way to come up with names…
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Season 4 Episode 14: Comedian Testimony w Symply Courtney
Can't Tell Us Nothing is joined by Austin comedian and improviser, Symply Courtney! Symply Courtney walks us shares the impact his stand-up has on his children, the feeling after you bomb on stage, and how "urban" rooms pay their comedians. Inspired by our conversation CTUN explores why you...
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Season 4 Episode 13: The Moonwalker Review
Can't Tell Us Nothing has a special episode for you today. In 1988 Michael Jackson released a very special film named Moonwalker and some members of CTUN have just watched it for the FIRST TIME. Check out our reaction to this bazaar piece of art by a musical legend. Along the way we explore the...
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Season 4 Episode 12: Brother Pat
Can't Tell Us Nothing was almost joined by Dayton Mixologist, Mike Jones. However, due to technical difficulties during the episode, we had to carry on without him. Nonetheless, we were able to discuss Jon and Mike's high school reputations, the movie Michael Jackson's Moonwalker, and the new...
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Season 4 Episode 11: Butch the PBGV w Antoine Culbreath
Can't Tell Us Nothing is joined by actor, comedian, and fellow improviser Antoine Culbreath. Antoine takes us through his introduction to improv in Houston and the hardships of having a name line Antoine. Inspired by our conversation, we explore unusual voice choices for a kids movie, why you…
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Season 4 Episode 10: Meet Your Meal
Can't Tell Us Nothing reflects on the childhood personalities of politicians, realizes the true testiment of the poor customer service of McDonalds, and evaluates the true worth of animal celebrities. Inspired by our conversation we explore how to really move up in a drug cartel, the true…
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Season 4 Episode 9: Biker Jon
Do you live your life like a daredevil? Would you walk on an frozen lake? Can't Tell Us Nothing is chatting about the people in our lives who seem to keep crashing, Jon's snowmobile accident, and the next half of human existence run by women. Inspired by our conversation CTUN explores how to spot...
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Season 4 Episode 8: Persephone's Cave w David and Dara
Can't Tell Us Nothing is joined by founders of CLASS Bookstore, David and Dara Landry! CLASS Bookstore is a Black-owned bookstore aiming to fill a void in their community. David and Dara talk to us about their journey, their habits, and how a bookstore brought them together. Inspired by our...
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Season 4 Episode 7: Paddlin w Tauri Laws and Will Cleveland
Grab your favorite paddle and get your cheeks ready for this episode of the Can't Tell Us Nothing show! CTUN is joined by ColdTowne's own Tauri Laws and Will Cleaveland! Tauri and Will chat with CTUN about how they kept their sanity during the recent winter storm, the last time they were paddled…
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Season 4 Episode 6: Keys in the Cake w Glen Guyton and Joey C
Welcome to the first ever CTUN Cook Off! Culinary rivals and close friends Glen Guyton and Joey C join Can't Tell Us Nothing to prove who can put together the best delectable dish. Together we take food prep, makeshift planters, and cultural influences and mix it up in our conversations. Inspired...
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Season 4 Episode 5: Southside Colts
News about Bezos stepping down, GME stocks, and Jon's homeless stalker all inspire Can't Tell Us Nothing to come up with improv gold. Find out what makes Amazon workers happy, the business strategy of the Southside Colts, and what great deals may be hidden on your street corners in this week's...
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Season 4 Episode 4: Turkey Leg Hut Happy Hour w Flamborghini
Can't Tell Us Nothing is joined by Dayton musician, Flamborghini (aka Flam Feeva). Flam takes us through his journey to becoming an artist and entrepreneur including how he decided which paths to take in his youth, his college experience, and thoughts on the recent Trey Songz arrest. Inspired by...
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Season 4 Episode 3: The Usher Concert
Can't Tell Us Nothing is unearthing and learning a lot in this episode. We discuss a surprising revelation about Usher, learn facts about a young Jerry O'Connell, and give our take on "SoHo Karen"'s interview with Gayle. Inspired by our discussion we learn how much a story might be worth, can...
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Season 4 Episode 2: Clothes of a Home Owner
Can't Tell Us Nothing is back again with our second live show of the season. Come hang with us as we discuss what clothing says about your living situation, we check in on Tandi's vision board, and what Antoine and Jon thought about the new Wonder Woman movie. Inspired by this conversation, we...
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Season 4 Episode 1: New Year's Eve Show
Can't Tell Us Nothing changes it up for the end of the year this time. CTUN streamed live for a 2-hour New Year's Eve special. Listeners were invited to comment and contribute to the discussion. CTUN discusses how they felt about 2020, debuts some new segments, and is joined by a special guest at...
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Season 3 Episode 36: Smellovision w Laura Rice
Can't Tell Us Nothing is joined by creator of Full Body Frequency, Laura Rice! Full Body Frequency is a show that focuses on full figured women and those who love them. Laura shares some of her recent experiences in the dating world which inspires CTUN to explore how far someone should go for an...
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Season 3 Episode 35: No Complaints w Mr. Oliver
Can't Tell Us Nothing is joined by Community Activist and Child Advocate, Mr. Oliver! Mr. Oliver shares some of the major influences in his life and how they've lead to the creation of Jingle Bell Jam, an annual community event for underprivileged children. Inspired by this, CTUN explores how to...
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Season 3 Episode 34: Sad Childrens Museum w Debbie Silverman
Can't Tell Us Nothing is joined by Comedian and Event Producer, Debbie Silverman! Debbie shares her experience setting up outdoor comedy shows during a pandemic and her experience as an up and coming comedian. Inspired by our conversation, we explore why comedians should never date improvisors…
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Season 3 Episode 33: Ex Ground Rules w Mikaela Johnson
Can't Tell Us Nothing is joined by Lash expert and owner of Nia Lashes, Mikaela Johnson! Mikaela talks us through how to break up with troublesome customers and her thoughts on certain double standards. Inspired by the conversation we explore what enhanced security might look like at the hair...
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Season 3 Episode 32: Elroy w Simone A. Nicholas
Can't Tell Us Nothing is joined by New York Principle and Friend of Tandiwe, Simone A. Nicholas. Simone lets us know how she handles emergencies in a changing world and dishes dirt on Tandiwe's college life. Inspired by our conversation CTUN explores how a custodian keeps his family's honor…
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Season 3 Episode 31: Deal with Lu
Can't Tell Us Nothing is talking shady organizations, drugs, and videos on the internet today. Inspired by our conversation we explore what you can do with productive drugs, what happens when you make a deal with a guy named Lu, and if a singing surgeon is better than a dusty one. We have…
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C.T.U.N is an improvised podcast featuring member of the Houston based improv comedy group, Can't Tell Us Nothing. Follow our characters down rabbit holes in our fast-paced shows and round table discusions about anything and everything! Hosted by Amechi Ngwe, Antoine W.B, Jon Myes, and Tandiwe Kone.
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C.T.U.N is an improvised podcast featuring member of the Houston based improv comedy group, Can't Tell Us Nothing. Follow our characters down rabbit holes in our fast-paced shows and round table discusions about anything and everything! Hosted by Amechi Ngwe, Antoine W.B, Jon Myes, and Tandiwe Kone.
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