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Can't Win 'Em All
by 99.1 KGGI (KGGI-FM)
Join Garrison King and EJ Riva as they give their non-professional opinion on what the hell is going on. You may not always agree with us but hey, you can't win em all.
Episodes
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2019 End of the Year Special!
Enjoy some of our favorite moments from 2019! Thank you for tuning us in every week. We'll see you in 2020! Follow us @GarrisonKing - Instagram @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC - Instagram/Twitter @JamesJeffersonJ - Instagram/Twitter
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EJ Go Ehhhup Ehhhup
EJ makes a BIG announcement! Plus Garrison asks women to create a list on how to appropriately handle certain situaitons in relationships. EJ gets some career advice from Garrison. Enjoy! Follow us! @GarrisonKing - Instagram @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC - Instagram/Snapchat/Twitter...
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Settled for Less (Feat. Brittany Brown)
We're back from our hiatus with a special guest! Brittany Brown (@ImBrittanyBrown) aka James' girlfriend joins us this week to answer Garrison and EJ's questions about her relationship with James. Who do you think settles more in a relationship men or women? Enjoy!
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Wrong People, Right Places
CAIN MCCOY (@CainMcCoy) is BACK! The OG podcast member hops on the show to talk about his journey to the South and what he's doing back in SoCal. Plus Garrison asks Cain if he's still a practicing Yetheist. Follow Us: @GarrisonKing - Instagram @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC -...
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The Frosted Sigh'ed (Feat. Brittany Brown & Gabby Diaz)
James is missing from the show, but we FINALLY manage to talk with Brittany Brown (@ImBrittanyBrown) and she has a slight beef with the podcast. Garrison and EJ reflect on the IE Taco Festival and why women might take a bit longer to get ready. Gabby Diaz (@TheGabbyDiaz) gives her take on the…
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Taupe as Hell (Feat. Ben Polizzi)
Comedian Ben Polizzi (@BenedictPolizzi) joins the show this week. The fellas offer some advice on how to make it in LA. There are some slight SPOILERS for The Joker (35:00), which leads to the fellas discussing their favorite comic book heroes, villians and heroines. Follow us! @GarrisonKing -...
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Apapalicks Now
The boys get in the mindset of preparing for the end of the world. Garrison tries to call out EJ. The fellas ask what is the purpose of clout-chasing? James and EJ debate on what forgiveness looks like. Enjoy! Follow Us @GarrisonKing - Instagram, @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC -...
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The Chocolate Syrup Mathod
The fellas discuss what happends next for Tekashi 6ix 9ine. EJ gets back on his hate train for Cardi B. Plus SEX TALK is back! Enjoy! Follow us @GarrisonKing - Instagram @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC - Instagram/Twitter @JamesJeffersonJ - Instagram/Twitter
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Biblical Barbershop
James has divine intervention. Garrison advocates for the return of the mustache. The boys talk about how information is being spread today versus the biblical times. Enjoy! Follow us! @GarrisonKing - Instagram @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC - Instagram/Twitter @JamesJeffersonJ -Instagram/Twitter
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His Heart was Broken When He was 15, So What!?
Garrison thinks it's time to stop trying to cash in on nostalgia. EJ tries to bail out Kevin Hart in light of his recent controversies. The fellas try to seek empathy from women on behalf of all men. Follow us @GarrisonKing - Instagram @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC - Instagram/Twitter/Snapchat...
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Men Lie. Women Lie. Numerologists Don't. (Feat. Kalisha Perera)
We have a packed house this week! Kalisha Perera (@Kalishaperera_) joins the boys to talk about dating and destinies. Garrison needs help solving a scandalous mystery. Oh, there's also another guest sitting in by the alias "White Daniel." Follow us @GarrisonKing - IG @TakeGarr - Twitter…
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The Marriage Tooth Fairy
We are back to full strength! The fellas show their appreciation for the effectiveness of Black Twitter. Garrison deals with an internal conflict in regards to the cultures he's a part of. James asks if marriage is REALLY worth it. Enjoy! Follow us @GarrisonKing - Instagram/Facebook @TakeGarr -...
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Calf-Only Porn
The fellas are back! Garrison and EJ discuss the importance of a giving heart. Garrison defends Jay Z's latest endeavors. EJ propositions a new genre of adult entertainment. Enjoy! Follow us! @GarrisonKing - Instagram/Facebook @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC - Instagram/Twitter/Snapchat
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That New New (Feat. New New)
New New joins the show this week and we put EJ on the hot seat. Garrison rants about his problem with kid sports leagues. James defends his best friend Mario Lopez amid his latest controversy. Enjoy! Follow us! @GarrisonKing - Instagram @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC - Instagram/Twitter...
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What Percentage of Gay are You? (Feat. Nico Blitz)
Nico Blitz (The Lunch Table) joins the boys today. Garrison checks the Hot Girls vs. Hot Boys score card. Nico asks all of the hard questions. James gets a lesson on astrology. Be sure to follow Nico (@Nicoakablitz / @TheLunchTable) and Taylor (@TayPrez / @SoTaysty)
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I'm in Love with the Coconut
We took a week off, so you KNOW the show is about to be wild. EJ comes through with some new WHF's (What Happens First..) Garrison asks if anyone participated in the coconut challenge. James breaks down why raiding Area 51 is a bad idea. Follow us @GarrisonKing - Instagram @TakeGarr - Twitter...
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The Stair Master
James gets a little passive-aggressive with EJ and Garrison. Garrison states his issue with Halle Bailey being cast as the Little Mermaid. The earthquakes didn't nearly shake us as much as the NBA free agency news. Enjoy! Follow us: @GarrisonKing - Instagram/Facebook/Snapchat @TakeGarr - Twitter...
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#WatermelonChallenge
The fellas talk about their recent outing to Disneyland. The crew also covers Cardi B's latest controversies. Garrison wonders what is the hetero male-equivalent of the #CucumberChallenge that has been trending on the Internet. Follow us! @GarrisonKing - Instagram/Facebook/Snapchat @TakeGarr -...
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Blue Check Baby (Feat. Evelyn Erives)
The Boys are back! EJ addresses some listeners' concerns. Garrison appreciates the glow-up of "Drip." James is celebrated as he finally gets his blue checkmark on Instagram. The fellas confront Evelyn Erives about why she dropped her podcast with Garrison. Enjoy! Follow us @GarrisonKing -...
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Love Handled Love Handles (Feat. Nina Chantele)
EJ is ON ONE this episode. The fellas talk about Hive Mentality. James tries his hardest to explain cultural appropriation to EJ. Does a Straight Pride Parade have some validity? Follow us @GarrisonKing - Instagram/Facebook/Snapchat @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC - Instagram/Twitter/Snapchat...
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Naw, h
The fellas reflect on their busy weekend. Garrison confronts James about some shade thrown on IG. We talk about which celebrity we would want to beat us up. Follow us: @GarrisonKing - Instagram/Facebook/Snapchat @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC - Instagram/Snapachat/Twitter @JamesJeffersonJ -...
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Sum'n West (Feat. Nina Chantele)
Nina Chantele (@NinaChantele) graces the fellas with her presence as they talk to proper protocol when it comes to making chicken. James breaks down the cancellation on Tony Robbins. Plus the boys discuss unpopular celebrity baby names. Follow us @GarrisonKing - Instagram/Facebook/Snapchat...
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Girl, I Do This Often
The fellas provide an unsolicited take on the troubling news that has been going on. Garrison shares a very personal regiment. Chuey Martinez drops some knowledge on where he thinks entertainment is going in the future. EJ has a big-bone to pick with DJ Khaled
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Swifty the Hedgehog
Garrison has some gripes. James spoils Endgame for Chuey. Plus the fellas, talk about Taylor Swift's impressive run. Garrison wants to clarify the rules of Cultural Appropriation. Enjoy! Follow us! @GarrisonKing - Instagram/Facebook/Snapchat @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC -...
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The Book of Spicy (Feat. Spicy Mari)
It's the 69th episode so we have a nice, long show for you this week. Our homegirl Spicy Mari (@SpicyMari) joins us to talk relationships, dating and more. The gang talks about joining Kanye West's church. Plus we have an additional spoiler-filled show at the end to discuss our thoughts on...
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Boise Beyoncé
Garrison's wife threw him a surprise party for his birthday which made him have a realization. James and EJ aren't happy with the Lakers' season. Garrison goes on a rant about LA Natives. Enjoy! Follow us! @GarrisonKing - Instagram/Facebook/Snapchat @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC -...
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I Am Pink Balls (Feat. Ashley Caprice)
Ashley Caprice (Go Girl Podcast) joins the boys this week to honor the legacy of Nipsey Hussle. Garrison may subconsciously have a beef with Will Smith. Plus all the talk about porn you could ever hope for. Enjoy!
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Chicken Garriyaki
Garrison asks if Jussie Smollet's situation should be celebrated. James and EJ attempt to determine Garrison's racial identity. The fellas dissect the #SurvivingCardiB drama. Garrison is a new country music fan. Follow us @GarrisonKing - Instagram/Facebook @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC -...
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Big Spearical Energy (Feat. Jazzie)
Sex Talks is at an all-time high! Jazzie (@ImJazziee) from the Hot Ass Mess podcast joins the boys to talk celebrity crushes. James advocates his Flat Earth Theory. Garrison gets called out for being a hater. Daniel Caesar has the boys heated. Tune in. Follow us @GarrisonKing - Instagram…
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Five Almost Two (Feat. Ani Caribbean)
Ani (@AniCaribbean) is back with an ALMOST full cast. EJ's voice is gone and he is appropriately ROASTED for it. The crew has an intervention with James about why he doesn't support the podcast. Follow us: @GarrisonKing - Instagram/Facebook/Snapchat @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC -...
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Hehe Said, She Said
Garrison and EJ discuss the danger of "meme-mentality." Garrison is beefin' with PETA. Plus the fellas ask if the reaction to the MJ documentary is genuine. Enjoy! Follow us! @GarrisonKing - Instagram/Snapchat/Facebook @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC - Instagram/Twitter/Snapchat @JamesJeffersonJ…
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Last of the Mitwotzians
Garrison and EJ give James a geography lesson. With the Jordyn Woods/Khloe Kardashian story brewing, Garrison asks if it's ever okay to date a friend's ex? Chuey has smoke for EJ. Enjoy! Follow Us @GarrisonKing - Instagram/Facebook/Snapchat @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC...
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Juss a Lil' Bit
It's the wild, wild Mid-West in Chicago. Garrison puts on his tinfoil hat for some conspiracies about Tristan Thompson. Enjoy! Follow Us @GarrisonKing - Instagram/Facebook/Snapchat @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC - Instgram/Twitter/Snapchat @JamesJeffersonJ - Instagram/Twitter/Snapchat
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Orchestrated A** Spinning
The fellas try to understand the Jussie Smollett situation. EJ makes great strides in his relationship only for James and Garrison to question his girl's actions. Garrison campaigns for love. The great debate about French fries ensues. Enjoy. Follow us! @GarrisonKing - Instagram/Snapchat…
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Mom Might Kill Me (Feat. Gabby Diaz and Eliott King)
Do you think you would behave worse if you were kid today? Gabby Diaz (@TheGabbyDiaz) visits to discuss Valentine's Day, street fights and the Grammys. We have a breakthrough on why James speaks the way he does. Garrison's brother Eliott (@EliottKing) surprises the crew and answers some of EJ's...
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Garrison Chats Video Games with Terry Crews
Garrison calls up Terry Crews to talk about his latest endeavors in the upcoming video game Crackdown 3. Plus, Terry goes into detail on why he got into video games and how, ultimately, it fits into his larger outlook on life. Yes, we know this isn't a gaming podcast, but every now and again we...
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Aim for the Bushes
The Can't Win 'Em All podcast is back! The fellas try to dissect the role social media plays in the news cycle. Chuey Martinez stops in to give James advice on manscaping. Enjoy! Follow us: @GarrisonKing - Instagram @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC - Instagram/Twitter @JamesJeffersonJ -...
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Hondurias in Hiding (Feat. Frankie V)
It was a party this week! Chuey Martinez (@ChueyMartinez) might as well join the show. Frankie V (@FrankieVizzle) stops in from San Diego and a whole bunch of debauchery happens as the boys breakdown Trump's candlelit fast-food feast. Garrison reflects on Soulja Boy Appreciation Week. EJ has a...
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Hate 'N Hoes (Feat. Chuey Martinez and Not James)
Garrison gets into his gamer bag. EJ has some realizations about his co-host.
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Excuses, Excuses
The boys are back for the first episode of the New Year. We take a unique spin on New Year's Resolutions. James and EJ get into some mild smoke, Is R. Kelly FINALLY going to be cancelled? Follow us: @GarrisonKing - Instagram @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC - Instagram/Twitter @JamesJefferson -...
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The 2018 End of the Year Special
Enjoy some of our favorite moments from 2018. Thanks to everyone that tuned in this year. We'll see you in 2019! Follow Us @GarrisonKing - Instagram @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC - Instagram/Twitter @JamesJeffersonJ - Instagram/Twitter
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Who Want the (Hookah) Smoke? (Feat. Ani Caribbean)
EJ is missing. James returns and Ani Caribbean (@AniCaribbean) joins the show to discuss who had the best beef in 2018. James takes a unique approach to dispel stereotypes. Offset's "Take Me Back" campaign took a weird twist. Garrison believes everyone is a cheater. Enjoy! Follow us!…
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The Devil's Currency
The boys are back (minus James) to slander the quality of Black Panther. Garrison puts his tinfoil hat on to figure who is REALLY behind the exposing of Kevin Hart. Which animal would you get tattooed on your body? Follow us! @GarrisonKing - Instagram @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC -...
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The 52th Episode
52 Episodes is a big deal if you go by any calendar. Garrison reflects on the many changes the show has seen through the first year. James Jefferson (@JamesJeffersonJ) returns to talk about Meek Mills latest album and how Meek may be the prototype to defeat the internet. Plus OG member of the…
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Unicorns and Okie Dokes (Feat. TK Trinidad)
TK Trinidad (@TKTrinidad) joins the podcast to talk with the boys about her career. Plus she schools Garrison on what an "okie-doke" is. EJ brings back the beloved WHF's. Garrison feels like Tekashi 69 may have got his name from TK. Enjoy! Follow us! @GarrisonKing - Instagram @TakeGarr - Twitter...
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The Five-Oh Special (Feat. Chuey Martinez, The Frosted Side and Yung Aves)
Episode 50! Thanks to everyone that has supported the podcast so far and welcome to all the new listeners. This week Garrison, EJ and James (@JamesJeffersonJ) rethink the marketing behind No Nut November and attempt a rebrand. Chuey Martinez(@ChueyMartinez) stops by to say hi. The fellas ask The...
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Medicinal Masturbation
Garrison and EJ recount all the crazy events that happened in SoCal recently. The Sex Talk reaches a whole new height as the boys try to understand the No Nut November movement. Blackphishing is apparently a thing on social media. Enjoy! Follow us! @GarrisonKing - Instagram @TakeGarr - Twitter...
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Pregnant Paws
The boys are BACK! This week the fellas engage in another therapy session for EJ. Plus Garrison and EJ retell their stories of beefs with their teachers from back in the day in the wake of the Maywood teacher attacking a student. Follow us @GarrisonKing - Instagram @TakeGarr - Twitter @BrothaELBC…
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Fragile Femininity
In what EJ says should be a "lost episode," the boys do boyish things. They try to understand the superpowers of women and also call to question some wild things women in the industry are doing. Also the SEX TALK is at an all-time high this episode. Enjoy! Follow Us @GarrisonKing -...
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Lost Compadres (Feat. James Jefferson)
WILD EPISODE! Garrison tries to recruit James Jefferson (@JamesJeffersonJ) to the podcast. EJ and Garrison retell their stories from the IE Taco Festival. How much does the "I still beat tho" mentality really affect women? Enjoy Follow us: @GarrisonKing - Instagram/Facebook @TakeGarr - Twitter...
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Join Garrison King and EJ Riva as they give their non-professional opinion on what the hell is going on. You may not always agree with us but hey, you can't win em all.
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