Episodes
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Throughout time, a good bar story has never needed transcription
The patrons discuss how archival has effected our ability to remember and understand throughout human history. Don't forget where you placed your libations as we return from our very extended sabbatical. Forgive the usual lack of accouterments, we're cleaning the cobwebs out of the bar after our...
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Reach across the generations as easily as you reach across the bar for a pint.
The patrons chat with a guest about generational interactions within, and across other generations. No matter the vintage of spirit, set a spell as we talk. Feel free to leave an email with subject questions: Send a voice message to my podcast, Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar:...
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You cannot scare me, I know how strong that shot of Tequila is!
The patrons discuss the needless fear instilled by media and the Internet. Fear not, as long as you have your beverage of choice, you are in calm waters here. Voicemail link Send a voice message to my podcast, Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/CMHTB/message
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May your generosity fill every mug, but you never have need for such fortune's return
The Patrons talk about the death of selflessness, and the Self. Bring a bottle or two of port to share, and settle in.
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No matter how hard the liquor, the chaser is there to dull the sting, if need be.
Welcome back! The patrons talk of a heavier topic: abortion. No music on this episode, because of the gravity of the subject matter. May your mind be open, and your glass topped off.
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Everything in moderation is the motto of the house. Lest you get tossed out for a gin soaked insult
The patrons talk of moderation in personal experiences, and ideological zeal. Temper your shot with a good chaser, and kick up your boots for the discussion.
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The only villains at our bar, are those that skip out on the tab.
In this Halloween episode, the Patrons talk about the exploration of villainy in narrative and media. Grab a handful of candy, and some hot spiked cider next to the fire.
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We raise a glass to those who have passed. May their afterlife be soaked in divine tankards of ale
The Patrons question on what to do with the body: a discussion on the sanctity of death, and the discard of the mortal shell. Pour some whiskey out to those who are no longer with us, and give a listen. Voicemail line is at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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At the pub, your rights end where the bottle you throw lands
The patrons pontificate on the resilience of rights and freedoms. Grab a snifter of Bourbon, and meditate barside. You can drop us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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Never let your drink preferences get too narrow, lest you fall into an alcoholic rut
The patrons talk about confirmation biases, and their roots. Expand your drink tastes, and set a spell. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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Never take more liquor from Phobos, than you can handle, lest you become drunk with fear
The patrons discuss fear, and it's potential for abuse and numb tolerance. Have a shot of tequila on hand, and a chaser if need be. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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Never let your tavern crowd get too rowdy, lest they take their celebrations to the streets.
The patrons talk about the modern manifestation of mob mentality, and it's forms. Settle your blood with a calming spirit, and have a listen. You can leave us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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Your only guilty of taking the last beer, if anyone catches you
The patrons pontificate on the malleability of morality. Add some sweet & sour mix to your Amaretto, and set for a spell. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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It doesn't take originality to be a creative mixologist.
The patrons talk about the perceived derivative nature of ideas in the modern world, and how founded that claim may be. Slap together a cocktail, and listen within the halo of the torches. You can drop us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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Be you guilty, or innocent, your bar tab still stands with you.
The patrons talk of the concept of presumed innocence, and whether or not it is outdated in the modern legal discourse. Only straight whiskey shots at the bar this time around, so bring your own chaser. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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Be careful how you spin your tall tale, lest the tavern audience lose interest.
The patrons discuss the "Mary Sue" narrative trope. Enjoy this first episode back in person, with your favorite spirits. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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Though you may barter for a a mug of ale, it won't dispel your whole tab.
The patrons discuss the implications of a money less society. Lean back, and indulge in a well earned pint. You can drop us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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In the world of alcohol, it only takes a change of taste for a beverage to go from vintage to vile
The patrons ponder the shelf life of human legacy. It's changing paradigm, and perception by different generations. Set down for a Moscow Mule and a musing with us. Feel free to leave is a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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The milestone of adulthood shifts so much, it could drive a person to drink
The patrons talk about the shifting nature of adulthood, and the significant lacking in rites of passage. Crack a cold one, and give an ear. You can leave us an email at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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Though there be an age restriction on the bar door, there's none in regards to polite discussion
The patrons expand their original conversation about age, and discuss youth, and it's place in political discourse. Give your martini a stir, and set a spell for our chat. You can send us a voicemail at our link: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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Never let the vintage of your spirit bog down your thoughts, lest you wash away in nostalgia
The patrons discuss generation biases, and how they color perceptions of events, both old and new. Feel free to leave us a voicemail. If it's particularly interesting, we may discuss it on a future record: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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Always ensure that the tavern tale you spin, is as predictable as the weather.
The patrons celebrate 20 episodes with a conversation about narrative, the advantages of pure vs sympathetic villains, and the ways to keep oft used movie/literary tropes fresh. Pull up a lounge chair, and sip on your tropical libation of choice. Feel free to leave a voicemail at our Anchor link:...
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Follow the House Rules of the bar, and the Lager will flow without hassle.
The patrons contrast objective and subjective morality. Many a gray area spoken about, so have a chaser handy. Feel free to drop us a voicemail question, and we'll likely discuss it during our next recording:https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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Whether One sits alone at a table, or shoulder to shoulder with the crowd, all can raise a glass
The patrons talk of the contrasting personality traits of introversion and extroversion. Mix some Sweet & Sour into your favorite Amaretto, and get comfortable. Feel free to leave a voicemail and we'll talk about it on our next record: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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There are no grand machinations, just good company, and fine ale.
The patrons speculate on the allure and obsession with conspiracies. Set a spell, with your favorite secret cocktail of liquors, and a listening ear. Feel free to send us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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May every glass at your bar know the stability of a courtesy coaster.
The patrons discuss the differences between respect and common courtesy. Have a listen, and nurse a fine port. Drop us a voicemail at the link here: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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Put faith in the leader of your fellow drinkers, for they know the best on tap.
The patrons talk of leadership, it's many flaws and values, and what constitutes a good/great leader. https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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In an effort to diversify One's library of liquors, be sure to not lose Oneself in lunatic pursuits
The patrons engage in a much more heated topic. This time talking of the anti-racism movement and it's potential missteps. Have a bottle of cinnamon liquor with you, because language and discussion will get spicy. Voicemail link: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
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Never take for granted the alchemical mixology of a good bartender
The patrons, continuing the conversation from the previous gathering, talk of the other side of the coin: science. They discuss the nature of science, and people's reverence of it, to the point of religious belief. Nurse a bottle of draft, and set a spell.
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No matter the holy man who blesses your wine, may you feel warmer after you imbibe it.
The Patrons, joined by special guest Eric Bailey, talk of faith and spirituality. Have a smooth glass of Bourbon nestled in your grasp, as the conversation takes a more relaxed aesthetic.
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May you never need a stiff shot of whiskey to speak your mind.
The patrons talk about freedom of speech and it's ever changing paradigm. Pull up a stool, and sit comfortably in this domain of free thought exchange.
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Be it liquor, lager, or wine, what do you use to wash away the toils of life, if only for a time?
We've made it to double digits! Thank you to all of you who have been listening to our musings for the past ten episodes! The patrons talk of escapism. The good, the bad, the inner workings, and the future of what we all use to step away from reality for a few precious moments. Pull up a stool…
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CMHTB Episode 9:There be no double standards in the business of booze.
The patrons talk of hypocrisy, and it's function in human society. There is talk of politics. Have a snifter of brandy, and a bracing shot of vodka at the ready.
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CMHTB Episode 8: When Last Call comes, what will your final spirit be for the night?
The Patrons talk of mortality, immortality, and when/why we ship off this mortal coil. Bring a lighter cocktail with you, as this will be a heavy subject.
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CMHTB Episode 7: A good brew is more than hops and barley, it's how the flavors develop over time.
The bar patrons talk about milestones and personal growth. Have yourself a heady Stout as we delve into the complex flavor of this topic. Sláinte
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CMHTB Episode 6: What vintage ports do we leave behind to the future's thirsty patrons?
In this episode, Orlando returns to postulate upon the strange desire of establishing a legacy. Pair with a fine vintage bourbon as you listen to a discussion on what you may leave behind for the generations that come after.
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CMHTB Episode 5: Strife be the harsh bite, at the end of your shot of prosperous liquor.
With Orlando nursing illness, Phil returns to the moon drenched sands of the tiki bar. Tonight, we discuss conflict's role in the ever turning wheels of society. Be wary, some audio drunkenness occured, adjust volume accordingly.
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Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar Episode 4: The digital town square, and the 2 drink minimum.
The patrons discuss how free speech is executed within the modern digital landscape. Keep your flask of Bourbon handy.
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Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar Episode 3: To domestic shores, and peoples, we drink!
After a lengthy hiatus, the Bar patrons discuss the current lockdown, and it's effect on people's well being. Politics do take center stage in this discussion, so plan your drinks accordingly.
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Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar Episode 2: The illusion of fame and heroes in a modern age
The bar patrons discuss the roles of fame and heroism play in society today.
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Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar Episode 1: Comedy vs Polite Society
In the pilot episode, the patrons of the bar discuss the eternal struggle between comedy and polite society.
About this show
Join the bar patrons Phil, Orlando, and Drew as they discuss life, philosophy, and the absurd. Focusing on a specific topic, they go wherever the conversation takes them, no matter how irreverent, or obtuse it may be.
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