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Captain Penis

by Louis D. Michael

Taboo, nice. We all have some fucked up stuff we like. Guilty pleasures! We all have them. Are they more pleasurable because of the guilt? Probably. The odd balls, weirdos, geeks, dudes, chicks, whatever makes you happy, all are welcome! No creeps though, get the hell out of here with that. Captain Penis is about having a laugh at things our rambling brains try to tell us is wrong.

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Episodes

  1. Captain Penis 007

    Hey gang, not going to lie the heat the summers heat, and lock down may have gotten to me on this one. It's still fun, but I get a lil heated about memorial day and death. Not all days are happy, but we can fight to be positive! With love, CP.

  2. Captain Penis 006

    Wowwe, Michigan, gun, protests! We talk about it all. Is this a deadly virus, or are people full of it? Who knows everyone is an expert in everything now a days! God do you dummies even watch YouTube for your PhD's, and do your Facebooks math? Didn't think so. If you're thinking to yourself…

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  3. Captain Penis 005

    Good penis to you all! This week Lou has a good chat about being locked up and mental health. A little look into what it's like to be a new road dawg comic. Finally, the most fun is at the end when live listeners gave Lou two or more movies and he tied the universes together, in a new and first...

  4. Captain Penis 004

    Last week Lou went on about Johnny Glubb's 7 signs of the fall of an empire! This week he does the thought experiment "dictator for a day" to fix the problems that would lead to the fall of an empire. Stick around to the end to see if you feel sexy or are sexy wearing a hoodie with nothing on...

  5. Captain Penis 003

    This week Lou talk's about Sir John Glubb's, "Fate of Empires" essay, the rise and fall of empires, and penis's. Sir Glubb was a British General that served in World War 1, he probably had a hog, at took notice of 7 common traits all fallen empires have in common. Is the USA and empire? In a…

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  6. Captain Penis 002

    This week Lou goes a little off the smut track and talks about; cosmic horror, stoicism, H.P. Lovecraft, Marcus Aurelius, fear and how people react to it. Especially in the face of Covid-19. Dunning-kruger effect, the death of expertise, wow-wee this dumming drops a lot of names. Oh don't worry,...

  7. Captain Penis 001

    Hey gang, are you a kindred spirit into nerd stuffs, comedy, pee pees, the vjay, philosophy, pseudosciences, rambling, the hots, the nots, the stick it in crowd, then this podcast might be for you. Lou, an amateur (FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODT DAMN GAME) comedian, who was on track to being a pretty...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Taboo, nice. We all have some fucked up stuff we like. Guilty pleasures! We all have them. Are they more pleasurable because of the guilt? Probably. The odd balls, weirdos, geeks, dudes, chicks, whatever makes you happy, all are welcome! No creeps though, get the hell out of here with that. Captain Penis is about having a laugh at things our rambling brains try to tell us is wrong.

HOSTED BY

Louis D. Michael

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How many episodes does Captain Penis have?

Captain Penis currently has 7 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Captain Penis about?

Taboo, nice. We all have some fucked up stuff we like. Guilty pleasures! We all have them. Are they more pleasurable because of the guilt? Probably. The odd balls, weirdos, geeks, dudes, chicks, whatever makes you happy, all are welcome! No creeps though, get the hell out of here with that. Captain...

How often does Captain Penis release new episodes?

Captain Penis has 7 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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Who hosts Captain Penis?

Captain Penis is created and hosted by Louis D. Michael.
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