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Carswell Cuts
by Carswell Cuts
Custom anthems for brands and legends. Real research. Real stories. Real heat. Play loud.Connect with the creator on LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/ixcarswell/
Episodes
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Gio Likes To Move It
🎮🎂 Happy 11th Birthday Gio! A custom Carswell Cuts anthem built on "I Like To Move It" energy, flipped into a Fortnite x Birthday banger just for Gio. This track is loaded with everything an 11-year-old Fortnite legend needs: V-Bucks, Battle Pass, Get Griddy, IShowSpeed skins, Pickle Rick…
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The Return of General Moses
The origin story of Adam J. Carswell's artist persona General Moses. In 2021, Adam was streaming on Twitch building community. The show was called The Shift. The audience called themselves The Shift Army. They pushed him to get a stage name. When your audience is an army, you become the General.…
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SOLD OUT
SOLD OUT (ESA Anthem) A Carswell Cut for Event Sales Agency Brian Rand vision. James Mungai execution. Sixty million in sales. Southern bounce. Miami heat. We don't do empty seats. Style: Southern hip hop, bounce, swagger, Cash Money era energy, Miami bass LYRICS [Intro] Carswell Cuts General…
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Mega Mix
MEGA MIX A Micah and Mia Original LYRICS [Intro - Spoken] Micah and Mia! [Intro - Groovy] Ohhh yeah, here we go! [Verse 1] Apple splash, spin to win Orange crush, let's begin Squeeze the lemon, nice and slow Add that water, watch it glow No rules here, mix it wild Every cup a masterpiece, child...
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Danube Rising
Danube Rising — A Carswell Cut for Liberland The Monaco spark for war-weary Balkans. From Gornja Siga to global creed, this anthem captures the vision of Liberland rising on the Danube—unity, prosperity, and a future where neighbors build together. Featuring bilingual hooks in Serbian (Ekavian)…
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Shiney Sun
Bright, joyful kids dance banger. Robot breakdowns, popcorn with the crew, Numberblocks counting, sigma bounce energy. Shiney (shy-knee) sun hits different. Pure replay gold for the whole family. Wiggles energy meets sigma vibes. For the masses. Lyrics [Intro] Ohhh here it comes You feel that?...
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Big Chicken Anthem (Shaquille O'Neal Tribute)
A trap anthem celebrating Shaq's Big Chicken restaurant chain. Menu flex, origin story, Hamilton expansion. The whole thing. Hook: "All it takes is once" From the 2017 vision with Perry Rogers to the 2018 Vegas launch to the first Canadian location in Hamilton, Ontario at TD Coliseum. Featuring:...
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Sheetz Freaks
Anthem for Sheetz Freaks: 3AM party legends, 5AM grinders, holiday heroes. 50 Cent "Straight to the Bank" bounce saluting MTO masters, Boom Boom sauce, Shmuffins, and 24/7 feasts. CARSWELL CUTS | 2026 Track celebrates Sheetz MTO menu, 24/7 reliability, and Sheetz Freaks culture.
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JUMP!
Feet on the floor, knees bent, hands up. This one is pure vertical energy. A kids EDM anthem built for bouncing off walls, couches, and anything else that can handle the impact. Features a full freeze moment before the final drop hits. Produced by the dynamic duo themselves, Micah and Mia.…
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Honeycomb Workflow
A dancehall soca anthem inspired by Kes' "Honeycomb" celebrating the power of AI and Simtheory as the ultimate unfair advantage. While they inbox drown, mine prioritize. Cool and easy, but I run the show. For anyone who knows the secret: Simtheory make it sweet like honeycomb. ]]>
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Rise
Adam Carswell's personal motivational anthem. Westminster College '13. Director at Concordia Realty. Co-founder of RaiseMasters. Voice of Liberty. General Moses. From broadcast communications to capital strategy. From coaching basketball in Belize to building AI-powered empires. From LinkedIn...
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Consultaa
A hard-hitting modern trap anthem for Consultaa - Dubai-based capital advisory and real estate firm. Featuring Parag Kundalwal (Founder & CEO), Adam Carswell (Director of Business Development), Cameron Iuvancigh (Business Development & IR), and Chas Irish (Business Development Representative)....
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Bonafied Saucin' (Beunzee Anthem)
An electro-funk Chromeo-style anthem for Beunzee. Old State Road, Hauser Family Farms, J-3 celebrations, and boom boom on the side. Bonafied saucin' from Ohio.
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Chetty
The Carswell Cut anthem for Chas Irish aka Chetty. From scooping ice cream at Malley's Chocolates to building life-sized LEGO guns on YouTube (2008-2010), to running Chetty's Kitchen and Bath for 6 years in Painesville OH, to now closing institutional capital deals at Consulta as Business...
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Something!
A brand new dance anthem! A high-energy kids song all about "something" - shake it, jump it, spin it, clap it. Pure dance floor energy for the little ones. Made for repeat plays and maximum movement. Something, something, something! ]]>
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CIO King (Tyler Lyons Anthem)
A Pearl Jam "Even Flow" style rock anthem for Tyler Lyons, Chief Investment Officer at Asym Capital. His story: Deloitte grind to Herman Miller to CIO of Asym $377M in Phoenix multifamily One market, one vision, asymmetric wins Topical Tuesdays, a million downloads "Damn, that boy is dope"
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Join The Tribe
JOIN THE TRIBE — A Carswell Cut for Tribevest Four brothers. Five hundred a month. Kitchen table dreams turned into a platform that's raised $100M+ and counting. This Southern rock anthem celebrates Tribevest's origin story and mission: democratizing access to private deals by making it easy for...
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GIO! (A Gift from Micah & Mia)
GIO! - A custom hip-hop anthem created by Micah and Mia for their cousin Gio. This track goes HARD with shoutouts to: Fortnite victory royales and building towers Fresh Jordan shoes Soccer goals Baseball homers Dessert (because priorities) "Popular" vibes Features the iconic "Dat's cwazy!" from...
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The Floor Is Lava!
The Floor Is Lava! An original floor is lava anthem made for kids EVERYWHERE! Zora requested it, and we delivered. This nursery rhyme-style banger features: Couch jumping action Chair hopping madness Pillow stepping strategies That "La-va, la-va, la-la-la-va!" hook that will NOT leave your head A...
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GORILLA VITO
A hip hop anthem breaking down two powerful sales frameworks courtesy of Marty Wewerka, capital raising legend. GORILLA MARKETING: 4-Phase Discovery Framework Phase 1: Discovery Opener - Lead with curiosity, not pitch Phase 2: Pain Identification - Surface the real cost of cheap money Phase 3:...
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Best Friends Forever
Best Friends Forever! - A song dedicated to Sammy and Tala from Micah and Mia! This one's ALL about friendship: Sammy Sammy Boy - The catchy hook inspired by Sigma Boy! Tah-lah Tah-lah Girl - She's got the brightest smile! Best Toys Ever - They got 'em all! Best Mom and Dad - Standing ten feet...
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Gooey Gooey Fun!
Gooey Gooey Fun! - A brand new banger for Micah and Mia! This one's got ALL the good stuff: Gooey Slime - Squish it in your hands! Robot Dancing - Beep boop beep, stomp your feet! Pizza Party - Pepperoni, cheese, yum yum yum! Snow Adventures - Snowman, snowballs, playing in the white stuff!…
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Sola Capital (White Coat Queen)
Carswell Cut: Sola Capital (White Coat Queen) This anthem is dedicated to Dr. Kimberly Workman, MD, FAAOS, FAOFAS — founder of Sola Capital Ventures. By day, she's a board-certified orthopedic surgeon specializing in foot and ankle surgery at Providence St. Vincent Medical Center in Portland,...
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Distinctive (Drew Reamer Anthem)
DISTINCTIVE — A Carswell Cut anthem for Andrew "Drew" Reamer, Principal Broker and Owner of RE/MAX Distinctive Real Estate, Inc. Drew started on Elm Street in McLean, Virginia back in 1979 — one of the FIRST RE/MAX franchises in VA, DC, MD, PA & WV. That's 45+ years of building something...
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Can We Cut? (The Carswell Cuts Anthem)
Can We Cut? (The Carswell Cuts Anthem) The official Carswell Cuts anthem has arrived — a 90s golden-era boom-bap banger that pays homage to Shaq and Fu-Schnickens' legendary "What's Up Doc? (Can We Rock)". This track is LOADED with: Call-and-response hook that'll get stuck in your head Pop…
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Run Run Run in a Circle!
Run Run Run in a Circle! A catchy, repetitive kids song made for Micah and Mia about the joy of running in circles—with a friendly robot joining the fun! Features: Super simple hook kids can sing along to Robot "BEEP BOOP" sounds Micah and Mia's names in the lyrics Perfect for putting on repeat…
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It's So Good to Hear You (An AI Tribute to The Acapella Fellas)
This is an AI-generated tribute song. It is NOT a recording of The Acapella Fellas. This track honors the legacy of The Acapella Fellas – Stephen "Steffin" Kinford, Brian Taylor, Jack "Bee-litts" Belitz, and Mike Carswell – a quartet who performed at Faith Fellowship Church in 1987. Their pure...
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WELL DAYS (Courtney Moeller Anthem)
WELL DAYS — The Courtney Moeller Anthem Laid-back FGL country vibes for the oil & gas queen. Navy veteran. Mom of two. Second-generation oil & gas. Eight-figure capital raiser. Tax game queen. From West Texas pump jacks to Iron Horse Energy — she built it all while being the only woman in the…
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RETAIL IN THE BANK (Kevin Moss Anthem)
RETAIL IN THE BANK — The Kevin Moss Anthem Southern crunk energy meets Cleveland steel. This one's for the youngest SVP in Cleveland CBRE history. Beachwood boy turned boardroom boss. Fisher College Buckeye. 2-1-6 till he die. From Market Square to Scranton Peninsula — all he does is retail. A...
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EYLEM (İki Dünya / Turkish-American Fusion Anthem)
A custom Carswell Cut anthem celebrating Eylem Yiğit - a Turkish queen making Cleveland, Ohio her home. 50/50 Turkish-English lyrics. Cleveland meets Istanbul. What's in it: Her name meaning - "Eylem" (Action) + "Yiğit" (Brave) Her man Chetty (Chas Irish) from Painesville, Ohio Master's grind at...
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G-G (Ljubezen iz Slovenije / The Alma Babuder Anthem)
G-G (Ljubezen iz Slovenije) This Carswell Cut is a tribute to Alma Babuder (formerly Alma Siskovic)—known as G-G to her grandchildren Micah and Mia. The track fuses 2000s hip-hop bounce with the classic sounds of Slovenia—accordion stabs, Oberkrainer brass, and Cleveland-style polka rhythms…
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La Maestra de Painesville (Diane Carswell Anthem)
🎺 LA MAESTRA DE PAINESVILLE - A Carswell Cut for Diane Carswell This mariachi anthem honors Diane Carswell, a woman who has spent decades volunteering at the Lake County YMCA in Painesville, Ohio. Her mission? Teaching English to the local Mexican and Latino community with patience, love, and an...
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FIT TO EARN (Sense4FIT Anthem)
🔥 FIT TO EARN – The Sense4FIT Anthem The official anthem for Sense4FIT – the world's first Fit2Earn ecosystem. Featured: Antonio Enache (CEO), Michael Flight (Co-CEO Web3 / Godfather of Blockchain Real Estate / Triple Net / Liberty Fund), Cristian Gherghina (CTO), Dani Oțil (Marketing), Andy...
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(Audiobook) The AI Music Revolution
A 25-minute audiobook on Suno, the AI music platform, for intermediate users ready to level up. Covers advanced prompting techniques, metatags most people ignore, Studio tools, and how to build a real sonic identity for your brand.
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Who Is Price?
🇧🇿 WHO IS PRICE? (NADIR ANTHEM) A Carswell Cut for Nadir Price. What's in the track: 🇧🇿 George Price legacy — grand-nephew of the Father of Belize 🌍 Global traveler — Belize City to Praha to Serbia 📸 Professional photographer 🏍️ Motorcycle club founder 🗽 Liberland citizen — appeared on…
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Good Livin'
GOOD LIVIN' – The Brett Ellis & Jaye Anthem A chill lo-fi x reggae/dub male/female duet crafted for Brett Ellis and Jaye – the duo behind It's Good Livin'. Brett is a wellness entrepreneur, podcast host, and connector in the real estate and personal development space. This track captures that...
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Marble Party All Day
Marble Party All Day — The official anthem for Amelia, Micah, Eli, and Mia! A high-energy, fast-tempo kids song celebrating everything they love: 🔮 Marbles — can't get enough! 👕 Pajamas — bright and bold 🧱 Legos — stacking to the sky 💃 Dancing — we don't sit still 🏊 Swimming — splash splash...
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DUDE, BEAST!
DUDE, BEAST! (The Poppyseed Anthem) A jazz + rap + piano Carswell Cut tribute to John Colwill aka Poppyseed. The Legend: From Burton, Ohio - "Pancake Town USA" - founded 1798, oldest settlement in Geauga County Kent State University alumni - same school as Drew Carey, Arsenio Hall & Chrissie…
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Shake It Up
The first official Micah & Mia anthem — a Wiggles-style banger featuring Spider-Man swings, Hulk smashes, Elmo giggles, Paw Patrol crew, and yes... plenty of "poop, poop, poop!" Made with love by Mama, Dada, and two silly little stars.
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French Fry Key
A bilingual Latin dance track dedicated to Mama Nicki. Mia (1yr) tries to open the Happy Meal toy door with a French fry key—then eats it. Micah (3yrs) adds Pikachu to the mix. McDonald's in Buffalo NY. Oreo McFlurry shared. McChicken devoured. Off to Painesville Ohio. ¡Qué día perfecto!
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KNOELL
From magic tricks at 13 to closing high-ticket deals at 22. Cody Knoell's journey from Nebraska to Thailand — rice and beans to $20K/month empire builder. This is his anthem.
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Blueprints to Billions
BLUEPRINTS TO BILLIONS (Consultaa Anthem) This Carswell Cut celebrates Parag Kundalwal, Founder & CEO of Consultaa – Dubai's premier one-stop real estate and capital advisory firm. The Story: 🎓 University of Dundee – Civil Structural Engineering foundations 🏗️ 4+ years on-site, checking every...
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Wipe The Deal Flow
WIPE THE DEAL FLOW - The Hunter Thompson Anthem 🔥 This Carswell Cut celebrates Hunter Thompson, the founder of Asym Capital, creator of RaiseMasters, and host of the Cash Flow Connections podcast with 3M+ downloads. From professional poker player to raising $100M+ in private capital. From...
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Long Strange Trip To The Top - Charlie Wessel (Cordell Capital)
🌹⚡ LONG STRANGE TRIP TO THE TOP ⚡🌹 A Carswell Cut anthem for Charlie Wessel, founder of Cordell Capital in Charleston, South Carolina. Charlie's journey is the American Dream on steroids – from swinging hammers as a general contractor in 2006 to building a $163.7M real estate empire. He didn't...
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Citizen
Citizen - an anthemic rock meets cinematic hip-hop track about what it means to stop waiting and start building. This is the sound of someone who sat on the fence for years, watching from the outside ...until they finally made the call. No more someday. No more empty plans. Inspired by the spirit...
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Get On The PATH (MP Group Anthem)
"Get On The PATH" — A custom Carswell Cut anthem for MP Group, the Medicare insurance agency that walks the PATH℠. This Kool & The Gang-inspired funk track celebrates every member of the MP Group team: Chris Phillips Emily O'Halloran Riley O'Halloran Jeff LeSourd Paul Carswell Kevin Chaikin Alena...
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Superhero Dance Party (Micah & Mia's Jam)
The Carswell kids' debut single! Micah (3) wanted Batman, Spiderman, Hulk, Captain America, and the color blue. Mia (1) wanted robot dance, the color green, and crackers. We turned it into a full dance track with that Crazy Frog "Axel F" vibe. These kids are going platinum.
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GET BIG (Keegs Anthem)
GET BIG - The Keegs Anthem $2.3 million in sales. #1 rep at Adelio's Contracting. Painesville, Ohio to the money. This Carswell Cut celebrates Kenan "Keegs" Irish - excavation sales king, waterproofing boss, blue collar paid. From the bottom of the sales board to the top. That's the grind. That's...
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OCG Party (OCG Capital Anthem)
OCG Party Custom anthem for OCG Capital. Custom anthems for brands and legends. Real research. Real stories. Real heat. Play loud.
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