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Cartoon Lampoon Podcast
by Cartoon Lampoon
3 Animators take a comedic and critical look at some of the art forms less than awesome films.
Episodes
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Strawinsky/Series Finale
All good things must come to an end. It would seem the same is true of junk. We go out with a bang though! 'Cause it doesn't get weirder than Strawinsky, whose full name I refuse to type. We Review Strawinsky. Direct Download
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Sherlock Gnomes
Better late than never I always say. See? 'Cause both our episode was late, and the movie got a pushed back release date! Didn't notice? Doesn't matter. Elton John has helped make another animated movie about gnomes! This time it's a mystery! (I'm just assuming the first one was a love story;...
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Chicken Little
Didya Know?! Eugene Levy and Fred Willard are different people! They were both in 'Best in Show' with Catherine O'Hara though. Oh, I'm sorry. Was there a movie going on here? We review Chicken Little. Direct Download
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Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland
Our Omni Mic audio adventure continues. I guess the theme month this time is movies that have incidental Brad Bird involvement. Who woulda guessed? We Review Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland aka Little Nemo aka Nemo. Direct Download
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Animalympics
After years of waiting, it's finally thematically appropriate to review Animalympics. Even though this is probably the third Olympics that has come around since the podcast started. Word to the wise: Don't take history lessons from animators. Or, for that matter, sports advice. Don't even ever...
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Planes: Fire and Rescue (Broken Audio Apology)
Sorry Guys! Seth's computer did something weird and now our audio sounds like we recorded it on a Sega Genesis. We aren't gonna subject you to two hours of that though, so this is just an apology file. We are gonna try and repair the audio, but as you can hear in this episode, it's pretty ear...
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Happily N'Ever After 2: Snow White - Another Bite @ the Apple
Gotta be the longest, most convoluted movie title we've had so far. Which is fitting cause this episode is all over the place. The only good news is we didn't have to watch the first one. We Review Happily N'Ever After 2: Snow White - Another Bite @ the Apple. Direct Download
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What's Up Balloon to the Rescue
What a way to start the new year. I guess there's nowhere to go ... but UP! This episode ends up discussing sensitive topics like Bill Cosby and other sexual assault allegations. Just a fair warning if you don't want to have to deal with that. The episode isn't good enough to try if you don't…
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Gummibär The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa
We're almost out of the woods this Christmas and the final obstacle is Gummibär (Gummy Bear, but with an umlaut, get it?) The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa. The box is full of false claims, but at least it's upfront about its hideous star and the fact that aliens appear in this 'film'. We review...
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The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus
The endless Christmas begins again on the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast. The 8th or 9th or 10th Christmas we've celebrated in the 4 years we've been doing it. Gotta be close to the 5th Rankin/Bass movie we've done, maybe the 4th Santa Origin Story. Can you believe we haven't even made a dent in…
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Doogal
This has gotta be the worst thing that Harvey Weinstein's ever done right? Without checking the news of the past couple months or paying attention to anything any female celebrity has ever said, or just looking at Harvey Weinstein, I'm going to assume this is the worst thing he's ever done. Let…
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Delgo aka Ferngully 4
The lowest grossing computer animated film of all time finally makes it to the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast. If only it was notable in any other conceivable way. What a mess. We review Delgo with our opinions. Direct Download
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Scooby-Doo! Shaggy's Showdown/ Season Finale
We take a nice easy stroll through one of the newest Scooby-Doo! movies to end our 3rd Season and do an end of season recap of some of the best and worst movies of the year. We also chit-chat about a few other Halloween specials you can look forward to/dread this year, and also a surprising…
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Where the Dead Go to Die
This movie is tactless and easily the worst thing we've ever seen. I know we say that a lot but this time we mean it. We didn't even get halfway through it before just skipping to the end credits. So to make up for the lack of movie discussion we have an animation career discussion about 47…
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The Thief and the Cobbler
That's the image Wikipedia has as the main movie poster image. Its oddly cropped, it has a banner only on the top, and then an overly detailed background image that is bottom left justified for some reason. Then Richard Williams picked one of his forty titles for the film, slapped it on there…
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Puss in Boots (1999)
I'm just gonna let you all know now, this episode should really be called 'Basics of Animation' and 'History of Flash' because we talk about that a Hell of a lot more than we talk about the movie itself. One of the worst things we've seen on the show if not truly the very bottom of what animation...
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Titanic: The Legend Goes On
Welp. It's Party Time. I'm not sure anything more than that needs to be said about this infamously bad, tone-deaf animated flop. Which, if nothing else, serves to remind us which side of WW2 Italy was on. We Review Titanic: The Legend Goes On Direct Download
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The Emoji Movie (We're Sorry)
This episode is alternatively titled " 2 Hours of Crosstalk" Spoilers for the episode: We hated this. This was not fun. Talking about it was almost fun. Seeing it was maybe the least fun there ever was. We review The Emoji Movie. Leave. Direct Download
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The Treasure Planet
Don't let that image fool you. This film is something else. A nightmarish Hellscape to be specific; from the far off land of Bulgaria made in 1982. Which is JUST in time to create doubts about where Disney got their idea for a space themed Treasure Island. But which one comes out on top? Who's to...
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The Flight Before Christmas
This movie is 90 percent less Christmasy than that image would have you believe. There is no Santa Helpers, only half a minute of Santa, no candy canes, no Christmas lights, no gingerbread cottage. There's plenty of gross CGI animation though. We review The Flight Before Christmas Direct Download
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Annabelle's Wish
or uh Warning! Sexually Explicit Content in this episode. Seriously, if you think the word cum is Latin, skip this one. Otherwise we take on another Christmas movie for our impressive collection of holiday trash. And even though we consume this garbage multiple times a year, we aren't even close…
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The King and I
An unbelievably outdated (that means racist) cartoon from waaaaaay too recent years. Request month continues with one of the worst things we've ever seen. I'm not gonna get too detailed with this one, other than it made us sick and we almost turned it off early...but if you want to see just how…
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Once Upon A Forest
Well our vacation is over and we're right back into the drudgery of our daily routines. We are kicking off again with a slew of Audience Requests and at the front of the line is perhaps our most, or at least one of our most requested movies. None of us can figure out why. Really. There is nothing...
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Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Well its shattering box office records so I guess that means it must be good! Looks like we all have a live action Enchanted Christmas to look forward to in a few years. Which should give Ewan McGregor plenty of time to figure out what a French person sounds like. We review Beauty and the Beast....
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The Swan Princess
We tackle a Disney knockoff before the latest self-inflicted Disney knockoff (Beauty and the Beast) hits theaters. The film that sparked the entire podcast finally worms its way into the lineup, with... pretty harmless results, honestly. At least for some. Except for that Jean-Bob! John Cleese is…
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Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil
I like that Cheech and Chong get SO much more money than 95% of the rest of the cast. Including Patrick Warburton who doesn't even make it on the front of the poster. Cheech and Chong are in the movie for 4 minutes. MAXIMUM. 'Cheech' Marin and Tommy Chong are also two individual people with full...
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Hoodwinked
Well... we tried to avoid this one. Thought we could get away with it if we never mentioned it BUT... alas..we've been found out and here we are. Jim Belushi is back in his 3rd movie with us...so that's great. That's way more Jim Belushi than I ever wanted in my life...but fine. This episodes tag...
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Ratchet & Clank
We take a look at one of last year's biggest animated disappointments: Ratchet and Clank. Disappointment in the sense that it didn't do well... not so much that anyone was expecting anything good out of a Playstation Video Game Movie. Joining us on this episode is resident Markiplier look-alike,...
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Snow White (Not Disney)
Soak in that cover audience, because that is 100% of what we had to go on when starting this episode. You know what we knew, so lets dive in and see what the hell this thing is. and if you want to spoil it for yourself or watch it later, here are some links to what it wound up being. But its not...
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Sing
Do you like being confused? Do you like being confused while listening to your broken iPod that's stuck on shuffle and it decides when the song starts and stops? Do you like doing all that while being overcharged for popcorn? Well then have I got the movie for you. Also... if you're gonna give…
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The Story of Santa Claus
If you ever wanted a Christmas movie where Santa Claus bitch-slaps a wizard in front of his own son while soaring above the clouds in a magic sleigh than this is the movie for you. And if you ever wanted that than something is wrong with you. It stars Ed Asner (who would go on to play Santa Claus...
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The Christmas Tree
I really hate Christmas now. Just...just flat out hate it. This is one of our most requested movies for our Christmas months so we finally saddled up to experience the mind numbing monotony that is The Christmas Tree. A movie that is more Dissolve-To-Black than actual film. Spoiler Alert: The DVD...
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FreeBirds
... I think what the poster wanted to say was 'Hang on to your GIBLETS' but...they probably couldn't get away with that so they said 'nuggets' ... but I've never had Turkey Nuggets. Chicken Nuggets or McNuggets..those are a thing. This thing that the movie poster said isn't a thing. That should…
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FernGully 3 aka Epic
Season Three of this comedic (that's being generous) animation themed podcast kicks off with an EPIC sequel to FernGully 2. A painfully derivative, exceptionally boring colorful waste of time. With Pitbull in it. and a Pug. (A group of which is called a grumble) and a Slug (A group of which is...
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Scooby-Doo and KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery/ Season Finale
Our 2nd Season comes to a close with a meek fizzle that only Kiss can provide. We review the nightmarish hell-scape that is Scooby-Doo and KISS, a film made in 2015! That's Two Thousand and Fifteen! KISS! and after that we discuss our lowest and highest points from this past year, and pick our...
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Scared Shrekless with special guest Adam Ford
We press on throughout the month of Halloween heretofore referred to as October with a spooky 'film' starring Shrek and the gang. And what Shrek talk would be complete without special guest Adam Ford! who has nothing at all to do professionally with Shrek. But he loves it regardless We play a...
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Batman: Assault on Arkham
If you hated The Suicide Squad then you'll love its better, older, smaller budgeted, better scripted film. That I think the novelization of The Suicide Squad even stole from. I read an article about how the novel expanded on (industry code for 'made better') the backstories of the villains, and...
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Mail Bag Discussions #1
No Animated Movie this week, but we read one doozy of an E-mail and just have some industry chit chat and general fun discussion. also Gloria joins us! and Seth's here too! What a fun night. What could be any more fun than that? Anything? Better say 'no' dammit! No Password for this episode.…
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Felix the Cat: The Movie
Oh Boy! Another big, loud, colorful disaster. Of course I'm talking about the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast. Which is discussing Felix the Cat's feature length movie this episode. The hunt for Seth continues in this episode, but we're joined by special guest Jason Barnes. We're still new to this whole...
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Sausage Party
If you think the word 'fuck' is funny, get ready, cause that's the joke. We review FoodFight's better behaved, and somehow more controversial cousin Sausage Party. Also Gloria McAndrew continues her trend of only being in some episodes. This one isn't one of them. The password for this episode is...
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The Lion and His Son 2
Yes that's a Playstation 2 game cover...no that's not a mistake. The Cartoon Lampoon Podcast officially lowers the bar on what it considers to be a movie. The bare minimum is now 2 frames For anyone in the know: this is a Dingo Pictures film. For anyone not in the know: Welcome to the know. The...
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Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July
Rankin and Bass is back for one more chance at redemption after the non-stop barrage of garbage that is their Filmography. Spoiler Alert? You should probably watch the movie before you listen to this episode. Don't say I didn't warn you. Don't you dare ever say that again. We Review: Another…
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Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike
Its that time of year again. Time for us all to be reminded that Christmas comes but once each year. Except here, when we force it upon ourselves twice. We kick off Christmas in July with Elf Bowling The Movie and I'm not writing the full title again I don't care. Its too long. so grab some egg…
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Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation
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Over the Hedge
Its another theme month here on the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast, even if it is starting a little late. Its the Summer of Love! and as such Lenny picked out two movies that he enjoys, but he feels aren't as popular (or well liked) as they should be. Will the other hosts agree with his sentiments? Or...
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The Angry Birds Movie
Here we go folks! Its a new kind of episode format I'm calling 'Lampoon Lonelies' Basically Seth and Sagan didn't want to spend the 18 dollars it takes to go see Angry Birds in theaters... ....I can't imagine why..... SO! Lenny went and saw it by himself. But those too slack-offs can't get out of...
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Shinbone Alley
Listener request month comes to a close, which means almost nothing because we are still just gonna grab movies you all suggest to us. But I guess the concerted effort is over with for now. Grand Finale though! We cap it all off with Shinbone Alley...a movie you've likely never heard of. 2/3rds…
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We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story
We're Back! (From a Hiatus) and we brought that giant yellow/orange cock and balls up there with us. We take a look at We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story and man...does it just not hold up at all. If you're foggy on it, feel free to take a look at the trailer. We're Back Youtube Trailer By the way…
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Zootopia
Move over Zambezia! There's a new grand finale in our alphabetically ordered episode list on the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast. And if this is years later and you're having trouble finding the Blu-ray or DVD just check in the very bottom corner of the Disney section of Best Buy and you should find it...
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Romeo and Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss
Listener Request Month continues and its becoming more and more obvious that you, audience, do not like us. You want to hurt us. And you have. We review Phil Nibbleink's Romeo & Juliet Sealed with a Kiss, a poor, POOR attempt at adapting the greatest love story ever told, (At least it was the...
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