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Cash Pineapples
by Halli Borgfjord
Before becoming a comedian of over ten years, Halli graduated with a degree in accounting and economics and worked briefly at a fancy big-four accounting firm. He then threw it all away for one-nighters and weekends in every venue comedy has been done (and many that shouldn’t). Now comedy and finance come together every week as Halli brings an amusing approach to financial markets and news.
Episodes
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51 - Sir Elton
I'm back in Los Angeles so you know what that means... 6am trading days! This week I review the buy setups on QQQ, SPY, SQ, and NVDA as well as the major indexes. Also, Warren Buffett disclosed a $4 billion stake in Taiwan Semiconductors. Spicy!! Listen in. Cash Pineapples is sponsored by the…
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50 - Dan in Real Life
Inflation is finally cooling off (for now) and markets are responding in a healthy way. Will it be a sustained move up this time? We breakdown the charts on the major indices and mark out our levels to see how prices will react this week. Also, I make the realization that I’ve been about six…
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49 - It's Hip to be Square
Recorded from a Panera Bread in Phoenix, AZ this week I talk about the positives in the recent Block (SQ) earnings report, why Amazon’s slowdown in cloud revenue doesn’t mean everyone is destined for trouble in the space, and what I'm looking to trade for in stock options this week. Also, I met…
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48 - Billions & Basketball
This week I reignite my love for the show Billions on Showtime and make it an official homework assignment for serious traders. I also do a quick review on long-term buys and go over the charts for big tech along with our go-to baby, AirBnB. Cash Pineapples is sponsored by the Keanu Trades…
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47 - Order Up
Time to start buying! I go over some new long-term stock purchases in my main account and go over a few charts from last week to prepare for a big week of news and earnings. A good week to trade safely and practice discipline. Cash Pineapples is sponsored by the Keanu Trades discord, get HALF OFF...
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46 - Monday Morning
Quick turnaround this weekend from North Carolina back to Texas, but made it up for a nice Monday morning chart review sesh to set up some possible trade ideas for the week. Not looking great for most, but there’s a couple that stand out. I also defend playoff baseball while trashing arcade bars....
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45 - SPY Hater
This week I go over why tech is still here to stay, when might be a good time to start buying the dip, and I finally figured out screen-share recording so we can go over some charts! We’re leveling up! See what I did there… Cash Pineapples is sponsored by the Keanu Trades discord, get HALF OFF…
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44 - Bring back the gangs
This week I talk about my trip in Detroit thus far and make my point against young professionals. I got to be in the same room as the President and somehow failed to get any insider trading info (whoops), but I review a couple of levels/trades on Square, AirBnB, and Netflix. I also share my plan...
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43 - Level Up (or Down)
Live from my hotel room in Kansas City we got a fresh one all about LEVELS! I breakdown how I learned to find them and how I used my levels this past week to make a 380% gain on Airbnb stock options. I also go through the levels I have set going into the week for Square, Nvidia, SPY, AMD, and...
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42 - Cancel Labor Day
Happy Labor Day gang! I talk about why the holiday hasn't been too kind to me the past couple of years, I recount the Bed Bath & Beyond tip I received at the beginning of August in Chicago... BBBY stock went sky high, crashed, and the CFO committed suicide this weekend?! Insane! And of course I...
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41 - Consistency
Hey! We missed last week due to travel but I'm back as I recount my west coast trip (and brief east coast). I revisit my LA evening with Keanu and go over why I didn't trade as much as I'd hoped the past couple weeks. CONSISTENCY! If you aren't putting in the time to prep charts and levels…
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40 - Bulls On Parade
Is the bull market back?! Time will tell but things are looking up a bit after a cooler inflation report following a forty-year high last month. I had dinner this week with Keanu in LA and almost needed to be airlifted out of Runyon Canyon. I also make my case for the best neighborhood and…
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39 - FOMOMC
Markets showed some real strength this week with mega cap tech stocks delivering some pleasant Q2 surprises and we had a big pump for FOMC day on Wednesday. On the options trading side of things I talk about how you can be a productive trader with a small amount of money, when to make the switch...
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38 - Summer of Stache with Keanu Trades
This week we welcome back show regular and founder of the Keanu Trades discord, Keanu Trades! Our boy has been under the weather for a couple of weeks but made it on to talk about the current market, how teaching a friend about stock options is the best way to level up your own game, and my...
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37 - Weekend Update
A rare weekend episode thanks to a vacation last week in Missouri, but since it is I go over what I like to do with my weekends thus far to prepare for the trading week ahead. I also talk about how Apple could use the NFL to become the next big winner in streaming services and Jim Cramer is…
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36 - Boba, Bueller, and Beginners
This week I talk about a new trading strategy the boys came across and talked about often in morning voice trading on discord last week, BOBA trading!! Turns out it's a pretty great strategy for newer options traders and there is a new Bueller Buys video on Supply/Demand to supplement it…
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35 - Find a Better Lottery Ticket
The S&P 500 is officially off to its worst start in over fifty years which means it could be shaping up to be the best "buy the dip" moment of my life! But is it done yet? I talk about setting your expectations in this current market and why I think this market might be the best environment for...
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34 - The Comedy Episode w/Keanu Trades
Our fearless leader and show regular, Keanu Trades, is back in action but this time it’s all about standup comedy baby! Turns out Keanu knows his comedy history as much as he does stock options. We have a great convo about the LA comedy scene over the years and how I was at (or on) many on the…
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33 - Nothing is a Hedge
The Fed meets again this week and we're staying out of the water until then because sometimes the best move is no move. Inflation keeps taking center stage across all markets and it's looking to stay that way, but as a result mega cap stocks are now trading at their best valuations in over a...
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32 - S**t Sandwich
This week I talk about the importance of setting up your lifestyle to be a successful trader, where to keep putting your money during the sell-off, and where will all of this inflation really lead us? Spoiler alert: not anywhere good. But we'll be ready! Get on it.
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31 - Golden Goose Gerrity
This week I am joined by the pride of Hoboken, Ryan Gerrity, aka BroBoken aka the Golden Goose God. We talk about his daily trading strategy and get into some of the technicals of the Golden Goose trading strategy. Think of it as our algo to beat the algos. We also talk about our defining moments...
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30 - Capital Pains
The stock market sell-off barrels on this week as I talk about investment haters, add to reasons why Elon Musk might not buy Twitter (again), we stumbled on how a way to manipulate a Tesla trade in the Discord morning voice, and while Warren Buffett might be smiling now I still don't think he...
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29 - We're All Poor Again!
This week I reiterate my approach to bear markets. Elon got some big support from another tech billionaire for his Twitter purchase. Pretty much everything in the equity market is diving but the good companies will come back. Many won’t. I also share more on how to get started with options…
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28 - The Process w/Special Guest: Keanu Trades
This week I am joined by the man, the myth, the legend... Keanu Trades! Founder of the KT Discord and all around options day-trading mastermind. We talk about the bloodbath that has been going on in markets recently, standup comedy (of course), and Keanu shares some of his most insightful tips…
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27 - Recessions Make Millionaires
This week I talk about being wrong, but glad, that Elon bought Twitter. The Nasdaq had its worst month since 2008 and so did Amazon. Tesla is flashing some buy signals along with much of big tech. I also went to my first Yankees game this past week and tried to overdose on ramen. The East Coast…
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26 - Someone Always Knows
This week I talk about the Netflix tumble and how Michael Burry is full of it again. I breakdown the latest Tesla earnings, talk about the competition that is making Shopify cool off, and reiterate that manipulation is at it again to shake out the new retailers. Don't fall for it!
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25 - Live from Wall Street
I'm back in the greatest city in America! Well to be honest it's one of the only REAL cities in America, but it's great to be back in NYC! Recording this from my hotel a couple of blocks from Wall Street as I go into my pet peeves about NY before going into the Shopify stock split, Elon Musk…
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24 - Grifters of the World Unite
This week I talk about the rise in amazing scammers thanks to the surge in Netflix documentaries like Bad Vegan and The Crypto King. Perhaps I found yet another career path?! I also got back on the horse with options this week and learned some good lessons in the paper account and OF COURSE I…
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23 - Bottoms Up
I hope you stayed buying the dip! A lot of our top holdings are flying high again along with the broader market. Tesla opens Giga Berlin just in time for Nancy Pelosi to exercise some Tesla options (how convenient) and Palo Alto Networks just keeps doing its thing as the world falls apart. Also...
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22 - Thanks, Kentucky!
I’m back on the west coast and markets are surging? Is it 2020 again?! This week I go over the market comeback thus far and where we might be headed. I talk trash about my March Madness bracket, go more into my options trading journey and talk about all of the resources we’ve set out like Twitter...
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21 - Success is an Option
2022 is going to be the year of options! I go further into my discovery thus far with options day-trading and give my praise for the Keanu Discord. A community in investing is so important and we're building something special. Also, I breakdown the biggest news of the week.. Amazon stock spitting...
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20 - Know The Game
This week I breakdown the latest in Nancy Pelosi's portfolio which turns out to be some massive options contracts she exercised. Must be nice when you know what the Fed Chair is going to do at every turn... And while on the subject of options trading, I talk about my weekend in Los Angeles and...
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19 - Kremlin Crash
Welp, Russia officially invaded the Ukraine this week and markets are reacting. Especially one of our favorites, Palo Alto Networks, who beat earnings and raised guidance yet again in the wake of increased cyberattacks and oh I don't know... WAR?! Block also followed suit with a big earnings beat...
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18 - MAANG
This week I go over a busy earnings week on stocks I often cover like Nvidia, AirBnB, and Shopify. Warren Buffett and George Soros both made some rather suspect purchases and sales before major news (shocker), I call out finance YouTubers, review what stocks in the S&P 500 members of Congress...
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17 - Cheaters Always Prosper
Citadel is finding a way out of their short squeeze mess as Ken Griffin flees the country, a couple in New York have $3.6 billion in Bitcoin seized, and I give an update on hedge fund positions with some of my beloved stock holdings. This week is all about big money and proves my favorite theory...
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16 - What's the Big Idea?!
The Ark Invest Big Ideas Report for 2022 was released last week and I combed thru all 132 pages for you! I've got everything worth knowing about from the report and let's go ahead and butter our bread by saying it was nice to see a lot of parallel thinking between this show and Ark's research.…
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15 - Bubble Bloodbath
I reiterate the oversold sentiment around tech and that we might finally be seeing some daylight after the worst yearly start to the NASDAQ in my lifetime. I make my bets for Tesla earnings, reveal where Mark Cuban is putting 80% of his new investment money and call BS on the Odell Beckham…
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14 - More Pain, No Gains?
The 2022 tech selloff barrels on but the upside is rising in companies bringing in real profits with each dip we take. Microsoft makes a record acquisition of Activision Blizzard, Block is trading at a value we haven't seen in two years, Logan Paul loses $3.5 million in Pokemon cards, and most...
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13 - Inflation Nation
It’s been a painful start to 2022 but this is the most excited we’ve been about stocks in almost two years. Opportunities are all over the place with inflation scaring everyone away from our beloved tech stocks. How do you stop inflation? You don’t. How do you get protected from inflation?...
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12 - New Year, Old Me
Tesla flexes their muscle yet again, Apple is the first company to hit $3 trillion, I learn an old lesson in setting limit orders, Pelosi’s husband is back at the options feeding trough, and Toyota is the best-selling automaker in America! What a time to be alive. We are sponsored this month by...
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11 - Here We Go Again
Virus fears are back but not everyone is buying it. We’ve been buying the December dips all month to prepare for 2022. Elon is done selling his Tesla shares and we go into why Tesla will shine in 2022 among a few others. Also, I add in my hot take on the hit show Succession.
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10 - Year End Pain
Take your pick of what’s spooking investors going into the end of the year. Inflation, Omicron, Fed rate hikes, big funds taking profits/tax cuts?! We got it all. I also share my secret on how to effectively live beyond your means. We’re all gonna need it after the past two weeks.
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9 - You don't know Jack
Jack Dorsey officially steps down from Twitter and we talk about why it's a win for both Twitter AND Square (or should I say Block). Fintechs are getting hammered but we think they're in oversold territory. Amazon announced two massive partnerships with AWS, we breakdown the production of the new...
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8 - Red Friday
Major U.S. markets had their worst day of the year following Thanksgiving and we reiterate the importance of narrowing your focus with your investments. Our MVP stock of 2021, Novonix, is making moves again and we’re more bullish than ever. We officially jumped ship on Zillow and you’re never…
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7 - Crowdstrike Three
We’re starting to see the market ever so slightly separate winners and losers in sectors that have run up lately like EV’s, fintech, and cybersecurity. We stand by our top holdings that continue the weather the mania and two of our favorite picks hit new all-time highs again this week. Also, just...
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6 - Capital Gainz
Elon Musk is stealing headlines again with his Twitter poll to sell Tesla stock just in time for the Rivian IPO this week. One of our top picks for 2021 crushed earnings and Wall Street is starting to realize their disruptive potential, Fintech giants Square and PayPal are taking temporary hits…
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5 - Broken Records
Tesla stock hitting new record highs yet again along with Nvidia, Netflix, Microsoft, and Google. Elon calls for the UN to put their mouth where HIS money is, Spotify posted a first-ever profit, Facebook is becoming Meta, Affirm makes another major partnership and I breakdown their valuation…
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4 - Give it a GOOGL
The Tesla rocketship has been reignited with the stock flying back over $1000 a share, Google blew away estimates (again) and is on the verge of being a bigger streamer than Netflix, Spotify is turning a corner with user subscriptions, and I'm pretty sure Donald Trump made back all of his bad...
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3 - Tomahawk Steaks
Tesla is on a massive winning streak leading up to Q3 earnings, Bitcoin just hit a new all-time high, Netflix made a billion dollars on the most unsettling show they’ve ever made, Federal Judges are making shady stock moves, and I discuss my theory for how hedge fund managers do coordinated...
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2 - Live from Gate B8
This week we start with breaking down the debt load held by each generation of Americans... Gee, I wonder who came out on top? I also go into a couple of our darling picks from the beginning of the year, Airbnb and Novonix. We double-down on Fintech with Affirm and Square and play out a possible...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Before becoming a comedian of over ten years, Halli graduated with a degree in accounting and economics and worked briefly at a fancy big-four accounting firm. He then threw it all away for one-nighters and weekends in every venue comedy has been done (and many that shouldn’t). Now comedy and finance come together every week as Halli brings an amusing approach to financial markets and news.
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Before becoming a comedian of over ten years, Halli graduated with a degree in accounting and economics and worked briefly at a fancy big-four accounting firm. He then threw it all away for one-nighters and weekends in every venue comedy has been done (and many that shouldn’t). Now comedy and...
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