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Castle Lingus
by Lindsey and Daniel
Time-travel. Kilts. Hunks. Strong women. And ghosts. This is Castle Lingus, the podcast where co-hosts Lindsey and Daniel dish about the premium cable sci-fi drama/show only moms watch, Outlander, tell ghost stories, and discuss feminism in pop culture. If you like losing yourself in bodice-ripping romance and amateurs aimlessly gabbing about everything and nothing, you’ve come to the right place.
Episodes
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46 - Finale
Dear, sweet, Castle Linguists: it is with verra heavy hearrts that we tell you that this is the last Castle Lingus episode. But fret not, ghost lovers; we shall rise like a phoenix from these peat-smoked ashes into a new, spooky-tale podcast: Ghoul Talk. We know that like The Most Rev. Wakefield,...
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45 - Hallowe'en 2016 (Part 2)
In the second of our Very Special Hallowe'en Season episodes, Castle Lingus takes on ANOTHER serious, very serious, spooky tale about a mysterious creature. Stay tuned for one more Very Special Episode coming soon!
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44 - Hallowe'en 2016 (Part 1)
In the first of our Very Special Hallowe'en Season episodes, Castle Lingus takes on a serious, very serious, spooky tale of demon dogs. Fans of other serious, very serious, podcasts on spooky lore may find themselves in a familiar place—because, you see, parody, is the sincerest form of flattery.
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43 - Castle Linguist 2
We're back for another etymology episode and to celebrate the arrival of September. Oh, and you'd better believe we're going to tell you some spooky tales too. Stay tuned for more juicy content, and prepare yourselves for our Hallowe'en eps. It's (almost) the most wonderful time of the year!
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42 - Castle Linguist
And we're back for a special episode of Castle Lingus, featuring Lindsey and 'Daniel' (who definitely hasn't been replaced by a dead-ringer of a replicant, no sir!). Anyway, come with us beyond the pale as we delve into some etymology, followed by some ghost stories, and some general spooky pop...
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41 - Dragonfly In Amber
In Outlander's season 2 finale, the story plays out in two separate, but equally important time periods: 1746, where our heroes face heartwrenching obstacles; and 1968, where our hero faces a bratty ass daughter and a murderer/bestie. Be captivated as Daniel and Lindsey engage in an intense…
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40 - Hail Mary
Happy 40th, Castle Linguists! Thanks for sticking with us for this long, ya crazy diamonds! In our penultimate Outlander-review episode of the year, we discuss Season 2 Episode 13 - "Hail Mary." But don't worry, in addition to getting into the finer points of Outlander, and begging for Tobias...
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39 - Vengeance Is Mine
Oh boy, Castle Linguists, this week's episode of Outlander is BONKERS. Join us while we celebrate the camp that is Simon Callow, and then go wildly off-topic for a while, probably (definitely). Then, the ghost story streak continues as Lindsey and Daniel both read ones from some of our dearest...
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38 - Prestonpans
On this week's incredibly late episode, Daniel and Lindsey go almost immediately off-topic in the best way before getting things back on track and diving into the ups and downs of Outlander's first big onscreen battle of the Jacobite rebellion. Then Lindsey regails (or should I say re-GHOULS???)…
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37 - Je Suis Prest
What's this? Three episodes with ghost stories in a row? That's right, Linguists, we're keeping the streak going, and we're only a day late with the episode (this time it's Daniel's fault!). We'll also of course get into the most recent Outlander episode, and go wildly off-topic with some other...
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36 - The Fox's Lair
Welcome back to very birthplace of castle lingus (the sex act, not the podcast, although I guess it's the SPIRITUAL birthplace of the podcast for sure), Scotland, Castle Linguists! ANYWAY, what will Claire and Jamie get up to now that they're back in the highlands? Will Daniel and Lindsey get...
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Episode 35 - Faith
Late but worth the wait! This week Lindsey and Daniel rally from exhaustion for one of the best eps. Do you listen to the podcast for ghost stories? Then you're in for a treat, as there are some good ones! In it for really insightful media critiques? They knock that out of the park as well. All...
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Episode 34 - Best Laid Schemes
We’re back for another emotional rollercoaster to celebrate our Very Special 34th Episode. To celebrate, we'll talk about Outlander and spooky things. Guess it's not that special after all! Don't forget to call The Big Listen at 202-885-POD1 to recommend us!
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Episode 33 - Untimely Resurrection
We're coming in hot for another week of watching the episode RIGHT before we record our review! But don't you worry, Castle Linguists, we will skillfully unpack the Untimely Resurrection as if our very podcast depended on it. Also, our ghost talk segment returns after a week off for some new...
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Episode 32 - La Dame Blanche
We're back with another juicy ep! Jamie and Claire finally do it like the old days, Claire reveals the big news to Jamie, everyone gets poisoned, and there's some terrible sexual violence! Also, the Bonny Prince Loverboi has some lady troubles! ALL THIS AND MORE (can you tell I had no idea what…
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Episode 31 - Useful Occupations and Deceptions
Three weeks of timeliness in a row; we're working harder than Jamie over here! On this week's episode, regular guest Technical Difficulties takes the day off, Claire tastes some pee, Bouton sniffs out some puss, and we wonder about need for certain nuns to be friends with certain famous…
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Episode 30 - Not in Scotland Anymore
In this week's episode we follow the gang to Paris where the character count instantly doubles, and our heroes immediately get to meet every Royal VIP that they need to in order to advance their plans. Apothecaries, dildos, idiots, nipples, and constipation. You'll also get to hear the dulcet…
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Episode 29 - Through A Glass, Darkly
Welcome to Season 2, Castle Linguists! The #Droughtlander is over, and Catroina, Sam, Tobias, Lindsey, and Daniel are all back (with special guest, technical difficulties)! In this Very Special Episode, we will talk about Outlander AND NOTHING ELSE (okay, maybe a few ghost references as well, to...
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Episode 28 - The Witch
Welcome to 2016, Castle Linguists! Lindsey and Daniel are back with a review episode for the long-awaited film, The Witch. A spooky, atmospheric look at seventeeth century New England that's full of spookiness and women defying gender norms and expectations. It's like they tailor-made this for…
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Episode 27 - Dead Air 2: Deader Air: Holiday Special 2015
Ho-ho-horror, Lindsey and Daniel are back for a very special holiday episode that actually ends up being scarier than the Hallowe'en episodes. Whoops! We'll get into some first-hand tales of terror from Thanksgiving, holiday lore, and some special stories from kith and kin. Thanks for listening,...
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Episode 26 - Dead Air 2: Deader Air: Washington, D.C.
Lindsey’s back in the Castle Lingus Studio for a very special episode all about Daniel’s hometown haunts! GET IT? We’ll dig deep into the revenants of one of Washington’s most-haunted buildings, venture out into the burbs to meet a disappointing pervy orb in Old Town Alexandria, talk about some...
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Episode 25 - Dead Air 2: Deader Air: Hallowe'en 2015, Part 2
It's Hallowe'en Eve, Castle Linguists! We're ending this most spooky of months just how we started it, with another Hallowe'en special episode. October: In like a ghoul, out like a ghoul! Today we bring you The Striding Place, The Outsider, a spooky tale from Dallas, some two sentence tales of...
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Ghost Bonus 17 - Ep. 18 Ghost Stories
Only five days 'til Hallowe'en! To round out the countdown to the most ghoulish night of the year today we're dropping the ghost stories from episodes 14-18. Five bonus episodes for five days of terror. Featuring the ghost stories from episode 18 of Castle Lingus ("Braveheart"): "My Friend's...
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Ghost Bonus 16 - Ep. 17 Ghost Stories
Only five days 'til Hallowe'en! To round out the countdown to the most ghoulish night of the year today we're dropping the ghost stories from episodes 14-18. Five bonus episodes for five days of terror. Featuring the ghost stories from episode 17 of Castle Lingus ("Highlander"): "The Restaurant...
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Ghost Bonus 15 - Ep. 16 Ghost Stories
Only five days 'til Hallowe'en! To round out the countdown to the most ghoulish night of the year today we're dropping the ghost stories from episodes 14-18. Five bonus episodes for five days of terror. Featuring the ghost stories from episode 16 of Castle Lingus ("To Ransom A Man's Soul"): "The...
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Ghost Bonus 14 - Ep. 15 Ghost Stories
Only five days 'til Hallowe'en! To round out the countdown to the most ghoulish night of the year today we're dropping the ghost stories from episodes 14-18. Five bonus episodes for five days of terror. Featuring the ghost stories from episode 15 of Castle Lingus ("Wentworth Prison"): "Evil in…
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Ghost Bonus 13 - Ep. 14 Ghost Stories
Only five days 'til Hallowe'en! To round out the countdown to the most ghoulish night of the year today we're dropping the ghost stories from episodes 14-18. Five bonus episodes for five days of terror. Featuring the ghost stories from episode 14 of Castle Lingus ("The Search"): "My Friend's...
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Ghost Bonus 12 - Ep. 13 Ghost Stories
It's almost here! One more week (and some change) 'til Hallowe'en Part 2! Until then, enjoy these old-ass ghost stories from earlier episodes. Featuring the ghost stories from episode 12 of Castle Lingus ("The Watch"): "The Ghost of Stephen Decatur," and "Apartment Poltergeist."
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Ghost Bonus 11 - Ep. 12 Ghost Stories
It's almost here! One more week (and some change) 'til Hallowe'en Part 2! Until then, enjoy these old-ass ghost stories from earlier episodes. Featuring the ghost stories from episode 12 of Castle Lingus ("Lallybroch"): "Three Little Pears," and "The Rocking Chair."
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Ghost Bonus 10 - Ep. 11 Ghost Stories
It's almost here! One more week (and some change) 'til Hallowe'en Part 2! Until then, enjoy these old-ass ghost stories from earlier episodes. Featuring the ghost stories from episode 11 of Castle Lingus ("The Devil's Mark" – REAL spooky title right there): "The Haunted Castle," and "the Demon…
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Ghost Bonus 9 - Ep. 10 Ghost Stories
It's almost here! One more week (and some change) 'til Hallowe'en Part 2! Until then, enjoy these old-ass ghost stories from earlier episodesFeaturing the ghost stories from episode 10 of Castle Lingus ("By the Pricking of My Thumb"): "European Night Train," and "the World Beneath" (from The...
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Ghost Bonus 8 - Ep. 9 Ghost Stories
Halfway through the back catalog of ghost stories! Featuring the ghost stories from episode 9 of Castle Lingus ("The Reckoning”): "Eyes Open, Body Frozen," "This Old House," and an anonymous story from a friend.
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Ghost Bonus 7 - Ep. 8 Ghost Stories
Another week closer to Hallowe'en! Bonus ghost stories for all. Featuring the ghost stories from episode 8 of Castle Lingus ("Both Sides Now"): "Someone's in the House," "I Like that Song," and "the Haunted Lockhouse."
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Ghost Bonus 6 - Ep. 7 Ghost Stories
Featuring the ghost stories from episode 7 of Castle Lingus ("The Wedding”): "The Leg" and "Ray's Sexy Ghost Encounter" and I accidentally left some other stuff in too!
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Ghost Bonus 5 - Ep. 6 Ghost Stories
Did you think we would just post a new long episode and then forget about you? Well think again! Bonus ghost stories for all. Featuring the ghost stories from episode 6 of Castle Lingus ("The MacKenzie Poltergeist," talkin' tombstones, and "the Dorm Demon."
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Episode 24 - Dead Air 2: Deader Air: Hallowe'en 2015 Part 1
Strap in, Castle Linguists, it's the most wonderful time of the year. It's October first, and today we bring you the first part of our Hallowe'en Spectacular, featuring The Raven, The Monkey's Paw, and tales from Greenwich Village, Tulsa, and the new Castle Lingus Studios. Grab some apple cider…
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Ghost Bonus 4 - Ep. 5 Ghost Stories
Featuring the ghost stories from episode 5 of Castle Lingus ("The Rent"): "What’s in the Box?!" and "The Tent at the Beach House."
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Ghost Bonus 3 - Ep. 4 Ghost Stories
Featuring the ghost stories from episode 4 of Castle Lingus ("The Gathering"): "The Red Haired Boy" and "Hardware Hauntings."
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Ghost Bonus 2 - Ep. 3 Ghost Stories
This bonus ep features the ghost stories from episode 3 ("The Way Out"): "The Sleeptalking Duo" (from The Convent Collection TM), "The Smiling Man," and "Lights in the Basement" (from The Convent Collection TM).
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Ghost Bonus 1 - Ep. 2 Ghost Stories
This b-b-b-bonus episode features (nothin' but!) the ghost stories from episode 2 ("Castle Leoch"): "The Barbie Phone" (from The Convent Collection TM) and "The Mill House." Happy Hallowe'en countdown, Castle Linguists!
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Episode 23 - Dead Air 2: Deader Air: Salem
Double, double toil and trouble, ya wannabe kings - we're headed to Salem! Well, not physically. We're taking you there through the POWER OF STORYTELLING, ok? Capice? We're kicking off our Countdown to Halloween (TM) (OMG WE ARE SO JAZZED) with "witches", history lessons, cursed towns, and one...
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Episode 22 - Dead Air 2: Deader Air: MoooOOOoooving
Moving. It's everyone's favorite activity. Especially in the summer. Awkwardly lifting heavy shit into a clanky-ass van, then carrying same shit up a bunch of stairs. Can you say PARTY?! Daniel's upcoming move (into a sw8 old house with a sw8 (potentially) spooky story) has inspired this week's...
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Episode 21 - Dead Air 2: Deader Air: Colorado
Imagine being magically whisked away to…Colorado. Hi, we’re in Colorado. For the latest Castle Lingus all-ghost episode. Prep your ovens for high altitude, babies – we’re baking up some ghooostly tales, full of haunted hotels (UGH, AGAIN), kinky numbers(TM), nuns back in the habit, and scary…
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Episode 20 - Dead Air: South Dakota
Keeping up with the ghosts-only SLAM DUNK streak, this week we feature ghostly tales from South Dakota, that prairie paradise. Undoubtedly the best Dakota. I'm not even joking, Do I look like I'm joking?! No, dipshit, but I DO look like the kind of person who chooses to go on vacation to South...
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Episode 19 - Dead Air (Chicago Special)
SO LONG, SKYPE! We’re doing this one mano a mano. TWO MEN ENTER ONLY ONE CAN LEAVE. Nah, that’s not true, I don’t know why I said that. Anyway, this week we bring you a very special all-ghost episode of Castle Lingus from Castle Lingus Studio’s Chicago Bureau. Add three new listener submitted…
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Episode 18 - Braveheart
In this episode of Castle Lingus: Summer Editionz Lindsey and Daniel review the Oscar-Winning film, Braveheart, because what the hell, right? Is it hard to run with a boner? And what’s with that hair? Later on in the show they tell some freshly-submitted ghost stories, talk about Mad Max, and…
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Episode 17 - Highlander
Highlander: not a prequel to Outlander. Did you think we would stop talking just because Outlander is over for the season? You thought WRONG, ya ding dongs. We kick off this series of summer special editions (CANNONBALL!!) with Highlander - the worst movie ever made. Or that we've seen anyway....
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Episode 16 - To Ransom a Man’s Soul
Guys, this one is dis-turb-ing. Claire and her Highland Crew save Jamie from death, but not from that bastard Randall. Just a real piece of s***. UUUUUUUGGGHHH And my god, the hair in this episode. This ain't a Pantene pro-v commercial, that's for sure. Plus Lindsey and Daniel read some REAL…
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Episode 15 - Wentworth Prison
How does that song go? Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows - everything wonderful is what I feel when we're together! Yeah well, this episode is the opposite of that. Daniel digs deep into the mind of a straight up DICK, while Lindsey calls for Emmys all around. Plus we share tales of demonic...
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Episode 14 - The Search
It's wild ride for everyone this episode! Our heroes take to the road to rescue our other hero - using good cop/bad cop interrogation, song and dance, and amateur-hour bribery. BONUS: probably the first and only instance of CGI breast milk on a tv show! This show, guys. It's one-of-a-kind. Plus,...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Time-travel. Kilts. Hunks. Strong women. And ghosts. This is Castle Lingus, the podcast where co-hosts Lindsey and Daniel dish about the premium cable sci-fi drama/show only moms watch, Outlander, tell ghost stories, and discuss feminism in pop culture. If you like losing yourself in bodice-ripping romance and amateurs aimlessly gabbing about everything and nothing, you’ve come to the right place.
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