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Cats in the Cradle
by Josh Haldeman
Father & Son duo get together to discuss the hilarious things that happen in their day to day life. This podcast will help you experience a wide range of emotions, but humor and laughter will definitely win the day! You'll be able to see life through a talkative teenager and laugh with a modern day Homer Simpson. Kind of like TV show Seinfeld - this podcast is about nothing - but the stories and camaraderie make you glad you spent the time listening.
Episodes
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7-11 Hot Dog
#CatsintheCradlePodcast - In this episode the boys talk about how Jonathan was able to learn that his father is among the greatest ever. When going to a volleyball tournament, you must NEVER forget this one item. What will Jonathan do now that he's done with tennis? Jonathan follows up on things…
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#143 - We went into a gas station and now regret all of our life's decisions!
#CatsintheCradlePodcast - In this hilarious episode the boys talk about: New words in the dictionary (and it's amazing!) Homecoming recap Buying a limo Going to a gas station and regretting life's choices Marketing ideas to make Wienerschnitzel viable All of this and many more things! Thanks for...
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#142 - Surprise Toilet
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this gem of an episode the boys talk about: - crazy things happening in Chemistry class - It becomes painfully obvious that neither of them are future (or current scientists) - Renae surprises Josh with the best gift ever!!! - The bits of wisdom come out strong and…
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#141 Midnight French Toast
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode we learn how Jonny goes wild when parents are out of town including throwing house parties, getting toilet papered and having French Toast at midnight? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be blind? Jonathan went through the exercise and showered...
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#140 - Citizen of the Month!
#CatsintheCradlePodcast - In this episode the boys discuss: - Josh's mom gets awarded "Citizen of the Month" - If you have a heart attack are you a bad person? - A new definition being added to what it means to be athletic - What kind of factory is Cheesecake Factory? All of this and so much…
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#139 - Doubling Down in a Childish Way
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the boys talk about - how to overcome a coma - What happens when your food order is wrong - What does is mean to be an athlete - Bits of wisdom come from Mike in a wonderful way - A wholesome moment about how to enjoy your last days
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#138 - Not Our Best Effort
#CatsintheCradlePodcast - If I'm being honest here, this wasn't our best effort. Like all podcasts - there are moments of laughter but we could have done better than we did. We will do better next time! If you really want a funny episode - go back and listen to last week's. That one was hilarious!
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#137 - Super Fan Harrison
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this gem of an episode the duo discuss the following: Harrison Super Fan and his amazing bingo card What kind of Dr. is Dr. Seuss? Why can't you order food in a drive thru without a car? Ralph's new name is Kevin? What does it mean "real ice cream"? Eliza looks me dead…
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#136 - Good Luck Spain!
#CatsintheCradlePodcast - In this doozy of a listen you'll enjoy hearing about: - Jonathan goes on some more wild adventures with toilet papering again - What happens when you chug a lot of milk and sprint? - Recap of the summer adventures - You're not going to believe what Spain did! - Josh went...
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#135 - Butt Munch
#CatsintheCradlePodcast This is the episode that maybe didn't happen because of a squabble between the duo. But don't fear - they were able to overcome their differences and continue sharing amazingness! Enjoy them as they discuss: Jonathan's travels to AZ The squabble that happened Tennis…
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#134 - But, Did You Die?
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this soon to be a favorite episode they discuss the following: - An epic adventure they went on at the Via Ferrata in Ashley Gorge - Who would win a race between Joey Chestnut and Usain Bolt? - Mommy & Daddy and when that's weird - Jonny drops some bits of wisdom which...
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#133 - Good Luck Australia
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episodde the boys talk about: - Jonathan's crazy adventure to UT - The World Cup and why we don't care about it - The Odyssey movie (we loved it) - Teenage diapers at the clearance section - Australia selects a new leader for the military - Who knows what else but...
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#132 - We bought into the hype - ugh!
#CatsintheCradlePodcast - In this episode they talk about the following: - Is your life hard? Wait until you hear how hard Jonny's life is! - Tennis is a violent sport. Time to wear a helmet - Jonny's parents got old this weekend! - There was a noble camper that did things no camper should ever…
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#131 - God Bless the USA
#CatsintheCradlePodcast - In this episode the dynamic duo talk about the following: - Recap of beach camping - Outdoor cooking can be good with everyone helping - America is awesome! - It's cold in space - Tesla FSD is a higher way of driving - Who knows what else - but you'll enjoy it!
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#130 - Babe - You are a Brick House!
#CatsintheCradlePodcast. In this episode the boys give you a change of scenery as they are on vacation at the beach, but they don't ake a week off as they discuss the following: Compliments you can give your wife that are sure to be amazing (Thanks Lionel Richie) Jonathan & Ralph go to the doctor...
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#129 - That's How Babies are Made!
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this gem you will: - Learn how to land the story telling plane - Jonathan is living the real life Karate Kid Story - How babies are made, but you gotta pay attention - New challenge for those with clear eyebrows - Yelling at AI is gonna get me in trouble!
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#128 - Mens Onesie Swimwear
#catsinthecradlepodcast In this episode there is a highlght moment at the end when the boys talk about the topic mentioned in the title. It's a belly buster for sure. Additionally they talk about: - Hating on kids sports - Hanging with crybabies - No more rides for Jonathan - Sleeping while I…
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#127 - Kooler than Kool-Aid
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In the instant classic 127th episode you'll laugh with the boys as they discuss: - Jonathan's encounter with the Wicked Witch of the West - Buffalo Wild Wings is doing some crazy promos these days. - ESPN 8 is the place to spend your Friday nights! - Things I would do for...
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Bougie Dinner
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the boys battled fatigue but are still able to joke around with you about: The bougie dinner that they went on. This wasn't your average fast food meal - this one was legitimately fancy! What do you do when you're at a wedding and everyone is dancing but…
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Lactose Bomb
#CatsintheCradlePodcast This one is worth listening to! The boys are guaranteed to make you laugh as they talk about the following: Unique way in which Jonathan is going to become a pro surfer Which food challenge would you like to participate in? One that will give you more salt & sodium than…
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Bees are Slaves
In this belly buster of an episode they discuss the following: Arby's & their meat mountain sandwich Sunbathing in front of Arby's Bees are modern day slaves Volleyball team wins state Jonathan is the apple sauce king Bougie Korean BBQ Dream job What does IDK mean #1 fan discussion Apple Powder &...
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Punch the Other Cheek
#catsinthecradlepodcast How would you react if you got pushed into a cactus? How would you react if you pushed your brother into a cactus? Find out on this episode. They talk about some movies they watched with Leonardo DiCaprio. What are you looking forward to this summer? How to beat a tsunami.…
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Hit in the face with shrimp
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the boys talk about Jonathan's adventures at prom. They tell some funny stories and adventures that include: - Yoga and what that was like - Yoga instructor giving some blunt and explicit advice about how to live your life - Brunch and some amazing waffles…
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Sprinting with a gun!
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode you frankly might not be that impressed! All episodes can't be hilarious which was proven to be true this go around! But don't you fret there are moments that will still make you laugh and smile as you listen to the duo discuss the following: - Josh was on...
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Cockwomble!
#CatsintheCradlePodcast They're at it again with their unique humor. Enjoy the following topics: - Stinky kids in class aren't what we thought it was going to be! - Kids these days couldn't deal with what Gen X had to deal with - Am I the only one yelling at AI too much? - Why is JJ dreaming that...
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Woodie is a bad hombre!
#CatsintheCradlePodcast - in this hilarious episode the dynamic duo discuss the following: - Is Woodie from Toy Story a good guy? - The movie Hail Mary was a fun watch! - Community Cup Recap - Among the most prestigous of award ceremonies was in Las Vegas this past week! - Fartgate - what is…
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Keeping Horses Off the Highways!
#CatsintheCradlePodcast This one is worth listening to! You'll enjoy the laughs as you listen to the boys discuss the following: - Jonathan doesn't give up getting a tan despite the incessant sunburning! - Jonathan doesn't let age slow him down - asking a senior to prom! - Shout out to a number…
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French Kissing is Warm
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the boys talk about the following: Karaoke and how to prepare for the future embarrassing moment Jonathan punches one of our sponsors multiple times! Closed captions can't always help with a thick accent Success is spelled stupid! What are your secret...
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Downfall of the USA?
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the boys talk about: - Escape rooms and how we aren't that smart - How to score a free pizza - Mexico has overtaken the USA in a significant category - What do we think about men that wear jewelry - Some old school cuss words - How to overcome allergies -...
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What's up with St. Patrick's Day?
#CatsintheCradlePodcast - In this hilarious episode the dynamic duo discusses the following: - Movie drama in the house - Grand Canyon Trip Recap - All the good seats are taken - I can appreciate beauty - How do waterfalls work? - Not everyone should have a podcast - Be Kind Rewind - Blockbuster…
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Proof is in the Pudding
On this award nominated episode they discuss the following: Jonny comes through in the clutch at the volleyball tournament. Portable squatty potties are an absolute must have! What does the saying "The Proof is in the Pudding" mean and who is eating pudding these days? Mandatory Family fun is...
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What's up with women's purses?
#Catsinthecradlepodcast In this gem of an episode Jonathan in on point with his hilariousness as he brings wonderful topics to the table. The dynamic duo discuss the following: You don't really know someone until you see their playlists What's up with women's purses? What's up with women having...
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The Inherent Dangers of White Collar Work!
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this wonderful episode you get to hear the boys talk about the following: - Birthday celebration - Jonny truly is the king of the bowling alley! - What is up with Zit patches? Why do girls primarily wear them and what are they trying to accomplish with that? - Movie...
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Double Luge or Curling?
#CatsintheCradlePodcast - This episode starts off with some chatter about an older movie "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" and is followed up with a lot of talk about the Winter Olympics. Which event do you love the most? There is some excitment about someon's birthday and we love that guy! There is...
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Rambling Like a Drunken Sailor
#CatsintheCradlePodcast - in this episode the dynamic duo discuss the following: - Highlights of the Super Bowl - Funny things that happened during the past week - Irreconcilable differences - While trying to get to those differences there are a number of meanderings of other stories from days…
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You're blind? Watch this video!
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this belly buster of an episode we talk about the following: - Jonathan goes on another snowboarding trip - Why you should or shouldn't take business calls while snowboarding (especially when you're learning) - What happens when you snowboard on a mountain with minimum...
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Who needs a helmet?
#CatsintheCradlePodcast. In this episode which is posted a few days late (sorry about that) they discuss the following items: - Josh discusses how he loves sports too much - JJ retells some snowboarding trip adventures. - Josh retells a story of when he crashed bad while snowboarding - Mandatory...
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Adult Diaper Model
#CatsintheCradlePodcast - In this amazing episode you'll enjoy some laughs with us as we discuss: - How to be the #1 fan - Was Jenny on Forest Gump a good person? - Would you ever be an adult diaper model? And if so - what would you need to make? - Are you prepared for 8/12/2026 @ 7:33am PST? -...
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Beware of Old Bags of Halloween Candy
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this hilarious episode you'll hear the dynamic duo discuss the following topics with much laughter: - When should you put away your Christmas lights? - What happens when you find a very old bag of Halloween candy in the garage and put your bowling clothes in it?…
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Philly Cheesesteak is Amazing
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode you will hear the dynamic duo discuss the following: - The glorious moment of eating a Philly Cheesesteak and how Cheese Whiz made it better! - New Year's Celebrations - Pie in the face - Aubrey joins us for a saucey story - Doc R helping us stay heathy and...
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Why do some guys shave their legs?
#CatsintheCradlePodcast - in this episode Josh & Jonny keep you laughing as they discussing the following: - Christmas and how it went - Josh opens a gift on the podcast and it's a huge hit! - Row Row Row your boat during dinner time with baby Eliza - How love multiplies in life - The movie...
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Misplaced Thong?
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this award nominated podcast you'll get to laugh with the boys as they discuss the following: - The Nutcracker ballet and what Jonathan really thinks about male ballerinas. - Crying during movies - Why do people do reaction videos? - Training a dolphin to be a spy…
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Marketing Ideas for Wienerschnitzel
#CatsintheCradle Podcast In this episode you'll get to laugh along with Josh & Jonathan as they discuss the following: Jonathan just woke up from a nap at 8pm The lyrics to the song "All I want for Christmas" What we really want for Christmas Does Christmas stink without toys? Christmas…
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Who Took a Bite Out of the Bread?
#CatsintheCradlePodcast This one is a good one. Maybe one of the top podcasts of the year! You'll enjoy the laughs with us as we discuss the following: - Jonathan doing acrobatics in class - Someone took a bite out of a piece of bread... who did it? Why did they do it? - I'm still Mr. Haldeman to...
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Josh meets Ed Sheeran
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this Thanksgiving edition of the podcast we talk about some of the fun and funny things that took place over Thanksgiving weekend. We include ways to make hosting thanksgiving much beter and less stressful. We recount the annual flag football game. A new activity was...
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Wearing your mom's Birkenstocks
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode they catch you up on what has been going on in their lives including: - Jonathan has gone on a lot of trips of late and enjoying life along the way! - Jonathan made the team for a new sport you'll never guess what it is. - Jonathan steals a golden hug from...
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War Stories and Other Stories
#CatsintheCradlePodcast You'll enjoy the banter as Josh & Jonathan discuss the following topics: - A recent Disneyland trip - Obnoxiously loud laughter in a restaurant - War Stories from my Uncle - Stories from grandpa Steve - Have you noticed people's faces in Disneyland? - Be a man and stand up...
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Why do we have a landline?
#CatsintheCradle - In this episode they discuss the following: - Jonathan breaks his phone - Why do we have a home phone? - When should you stop trick or treating? - Trick or treating stories are shared - Shrimp with no shell (who wants the shell?) - Cancel culture - No good deed goes unpunished...
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Boxing Kangaroos
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode they continue to talk about random things such as: - Halloween costumes - Buzz haircut - Covid Flashbacks - Boxing kangaroos - What's up with small cans of soda? - Funeral of Paul - Why don't we talk nice about people while they're still alive? - Some old...
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Gas Station Sushi
#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode we discuss the following: - Whether we should or shouldn't eat gas station sushi and what could go wrong if you do. - The proper grooming of mustaches and how that should be handled. - Would you rather be who you are now or be the richest person ever but…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Father & Son duo get together to discuss the hilarious things that happen in their day to day life. This podcast will help you experience a wide range of emotions, but humor and laughter will definitely win the day! You'll be able to see life through a talkative teenager and laugh with a modern day Homer Simpson. Kind of like TV show Seinfeld - this podcast is about nothing - but the stories and camaraderie make you glad you spent the time listening.
HOSTED BY
Josh Haldeman
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Father & Son duo get together to discuss the hilarious things that happen in their day to day life. This podcast will help you experience a wide range of emotions, but humor and laughter will definitely win the day! You'll be able to see life through a talkative teenager and laugh with a modern day...
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