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Cats On Guard
by MC Howe and Rich Million
Cats On Guard is an aviation themed podcast revealing decades of true stories never before shared with the flying public. Experienced airline pilots MC Howe and Rich Million offer a look behind the cockpit door. From mishaps inflight, on layovers, in training and more, most flight crews would never spill these secrets. We'll share our journeys to becoming pilots, living out of suitcases and surviving surreal adventures never before told. Cats On Guard will also review hotels, restaurants and Hollywood's take on flying. For anyone wondering what really happens in the flight deck, or anyone considering a career with the airlines Cats on Guard has the answers. And there is a flying related answer to why its called Cats on Guard.
Episodes
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A Week in Alaska
Captain Richard Million recounts his adventurous Alaskan trip filled with near-misses, small-town heroics, and unforgettable experiences in the wilds of Alaska. Discover the humor, danger, and camaraderie that define this extraordinary journey, while MC Howe doesn't say much.
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Did Captain Million Make It?
Join us as Co-Captain Richard Million recounts his incredible journey flying from Michigan to Alaska in a small plane, navigating weather challenges, airport adventures, and breathtaking scenery. This episode offers a rare glimpse into the life of a pilot on a once-in-a-lifetime trip.
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Captain Million Flies to Alaska!
Join us as we explore an adventurous flight from Michigan to Alaska in a small Cessna, discussing planning, safety, and the thrill of crossing the Rockies. Perfect for aviation enthusiasts and adventure seekers alike.
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Totally Fine. Fit to Fly
Behind the flight deck door, everything is supposed to be calm, controlled, and professional. But what happens when the people flying the plane aren’t okay—and can’t afford to admit it? In this episode of Cats On Guard, we take a rare look at the reality of mental health in aviation. From the...
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Rich and Oblivious
In this episode MC Howe and Rich Million share stories of the outrageous behavior they have witnessed from the wealthy and most unaware travelers. From sending private jets to haul boots or treadmills, to the abuse of expensive airplanes. And in a moment of retrospection the hosts wonder if they,...
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The Airline Pilot Interview
This episode features airline pilots sharing their real-world experiences with job interviews, industry challenges, and tips for aspiring pilots. Discover insider stories, interview strategies, and industry insights from seasoned professionals.
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Surprises!
Join MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million as they share hilarious and surprising stories from their aviation careers, including unexpected encounters, technical mishaps, and the quirks of travel. Discover the lighter side of aviation life and the surprises that keep pilots on their toes.
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A Very Cats On Guard Valentine's Day
In this episode of Cats on Guard, MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million share their experiences and reflections on love, travel, and the challenges of maintaining relationships in the aviation industry. They discuss their Valentine's Day plans, romantic getaways, and memorable trips, including a...
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So Meowing Annoying
In this episode of Cats on Guard, MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million discuss the various annoyances pilots face while working together in the cockpit. They share personal anecdotes about strange dreams, communication challenges, and the dynamics of crew relationships. The conversation delves...
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Pranks and Stupid Stuff
MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million share humorous and insightful stories from their experiences as airline pilots. This conversation includes anecdotes about flight deck pranks, interactions with flight attendants, and the challenges of airline operations. The hosts reflect on personal…
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Budget Travel Hacks
Co-Captain Richard Million and MC Howe discuss the various aspects of traveling on a budget, particularly focusing on family travel. They explore the hidden costs associated with low-cost carriers, the importance of packing efficiently, and the benefits of free hotel breakfasts. The duo shares...
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Cats On Guard Goes to the Movies: 7500
MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million review the film 7500, quite possibly the worst aviation themed movie ever made. And if we have to write any more about it here, we'll just be wasting more of our time and yours.
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Worst Airport Jobs
Hosts MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million share humorous and insightful stories from the aviation world, including a skunk incident that leads to a discussion about airport operations and the various jobs that keep airports running smoothly. They explore the challenges faced by airport staff,...
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How Are We Still Alive
Co-Captain Richard Million and MC Howe delve into near-death experiences, the importance of safety protocols, and the human element in aviation, emphasizing the significance of teamwork and communication. The discussion highlights the complexities of flight operations and the lessons learned from...
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Can We Make Things Better?
In this episode of Cats on Guard, MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million discuss the realities of being a pilot, the challenges of airport operations, and the often unrecognized efforts of those working behind the scenes. They explore the illusion of change within the aviation industry, the…
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The Great Butter Debate
Here's a little clip we had to cut from our second season episode, How Are We Still Alive? Hint: It's not from lack of butter.
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Season Finale: Pilot Stereotypes
In this season finale of Cats on Guard, hosts MC Howe and Richard Million reflect on their podcast journey, discuss the intersection of piloting and driving, and explore various stereotypes associated with pilots. They share personal anecdotes, including a humorous incident involving a parked...
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Conspiracy Theories
MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million delve into various conspiracy theories, including chemtrails, cloud seeding, the flat Earth theory, and the infamous Denver International Airport. They explore the origins and beliefs surrounding these theories, often with humor and skepticism. The…
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Recurrent Training
Co-captain Richard Million and MC Howe discuss their experiences with recurrent training in aviation. They share humorous anecdotes about their early mornings, the structure of recurrent training, and the stress associated with ground school and exams. The duo delves into simulator training,...
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We Haven't Recorded In Weeks...Why We Suck at this
In this episode of Cats on Guard, MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million discuss their recent absence from podcasting due to life's various challenges, including the end of the school year, family events, and recurrent training. They share personal anecdotes about their busy lives, the chaos of...
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Cats On Guard Goes to the Movies: American Made
In this engaging conversation, Co-Captain Richard Million and MC Howe share personal anecdotes about family life, including tornado experiences and chaperoning school trips. They then transition into a detailed analysis of the film 'American Made,' starring Tom Cruise as Barry Seal, exploring its...
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Scheduling Life
In this episode of Cats on Guard, MC Howe and Co-Captain Rich Million delve into the unique challenges faced by aviation professionals, particularly in managing family life, meal planning, and scheduling amidst their demanding careers. They share personal anecdotes about meal prep, the…
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Cats On Guard Go To the Movies: Sully
In this episode, MC Howe and Rich Million dive into a detailed review of the film 'Sully,' exploring its portrayal of the emergency landing of US Airways Flight 1549. They discuss the accuracy of the film, the characters involved, and the pressures faced by pilots during crises. The conversation...
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Listener Mail and Spouse Appreciation
MC Howe and Co-Captain Richard Million discuss fan mail and feedback from listeners, exploring the positive experiences of pilots and the challenges of aviation-induced divorce syndrome. They delve into the stereotypes surrounding pilots, contrasting romanticized portrayals in media with the...
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Passenger Misbehavior
Co-Captain Richard Million and MC Howe discuss their recent experiences traveling, particularly focusing on a trip to the Mall of America. They share stories about the challenges of air travel, including passenger behavior, airport etiquette, and the importance of following safety protocols. The...
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Home (un)Sweet Hotels
In this engaging conversation, MC Howe and Rich Million delve into the quirks and grievances of hotel stays, exploring the rise of automation in hotels, the cleanliness of rooms, and the evolution of amenities. They share humorous anecdotes about their experiences with hotel services, from robot...
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Worst Employers
In this engaging conversation, Co-Captain Richard Million and MC Howe share their personal experiences in the aviation industry, discussing the challenges faced by young pilots, the realities of illegal charter operations, and the importance of mentorship. They delve into the struggles of...
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The Dreaded Chief Pilot
In this conversation, MC Howe and Rich Million discuss the often daunting experiences pilots face with their chief pilots, the dynamics of airline operations, and the challenges of maintaining professionalism in a high-stress environment. They share personal anecdotes about interactions with…
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General Aviation
This conversation explores the world of general aviation, discussing its safety, convenience, and the unique experiences it offers. The hosts share personal anecdotes, insights into the role of Fixed Base Operators (FBOs), and the joys of flying privately. They emphasize the benefits of general...
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Speak Like a Pilot
In this engaging conversation, MC Howe and Rich Million share new vocabulary, and delve into the intricacies of aviation terminology and duty time. They explore the challenges pilots face regarding duty days, seniority, and the bidding process, while also touching on the dynamics of reserve…
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Worst Pilots Part 2
This conversation delves into the complexities of working in aviation, focusing on the diverse personalities and skills of pilots. The speakers share anecdotes about their experiences with difficult colleagues, the importance of professionalism, and the generational shifts in work ethic. They...
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Worst Pilots Part 1
This one's all about the worst of the best. Every occupation has its oddballs and flying is no different. From musical pilots, dancing pilots, trapeze-loving pilots and worse. Imagine being locked in a tiny space with the weirdest people you just met. For four days. For a month! And this is just...
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Walk of Shame
MC Howe and Rich Million share humorous and relatable stories about the unique challenges of using airplane bathrooms, the importance of bathroom breaks for pilots, and the absurdities of airport facilities. They also discuss personal experiences with food choices during flights and the impact of...
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Snacks on a Plane!
Rich Million and MC Howe dig deep inside the snack box to discuss all manner of inflight food. From coffee pot grilled cheese to tuna on tortillas, we've experienced every imaginable food hack necessary to survive a career in aviation.
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Don't Say This To The Pilot
MC Howe and Rich Million, both seasoned airline pilots, share their experiences and insights about the life of a pilot. They discuss the frequent interactions with the public, the misconceptions surrounding flying, and the humorous yet frustrating questions they receive from passengers. The...
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Quirks, Creeps and Pee-Ice
In this episode of 'Cats on Guard', hosts MC Howe and Rich Million delve into the quirky and often humorous world of aviation. They discuss the misconceptions surrounding pilots and flight attendants, share personal anecdotes from their experiences in crash pads, and explore the unique…
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Cats On A Plane!
In this episode of Cats on Guard, hosts MC Howe and Captain Richard discuss their experiences with TSA regulations, no-fly lists, and humorous anecdotes from their time in the aviation industry. They share stories about vaping incidents, the absurdity of TSA rules, and the challenges of traveling...
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Flying Sent Me to the ER
MC Howe and Captain Rich Million discuss the critical role of medical certificates in aviation, sharing personal anecdotes and insights into the challenges pilots face regarding their health. They explore the relationship between medical and pilot certificates, the importance of maintaining a...
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Meat! It's All About the Meat!
Hosts MC Howe and Captain Richard Million explore a variety of themes related to their experiences as pilots, including their love for concerts, travel planning, family connections through sports, unique travel experiences, and the balance of work and family life. They share humorous anecdotes…
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For the Love of Donuts; FOs Not So Much
MC Howe and Rich Million delve into the intricacies of aviation life, sharing personal anecdotes and insights about their experiences as pilots. They discuss the challenges of working with different crew members, the evolution of cockpit technology, and the importance of experience in the field....
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Layover Stories
In this engaging conversation, MC Howe and Rich Million explore the unique experiences of pilots during layovers, sharing humorous and adventurous stories that highlight the camaraderie and unexpected moments that come with their profession. From fun activities during downtime to misadventures in...
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Do Cats Meow on the Radio?
In this episode of Cats on Guard, MC Howe and Rich Million delve into the intriguing world of aviation communication, sharing personal anecdotes and humorous experiences from the cockpit. They discuss the role of air traffic control, the phenomenon of pilots meowing on the emergency frequency…
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Do Pilots Have OCD? (or is it CDO?)
In this engaging conversation, Rich Million and MC Howe delve into the intricacies of flight preparation, organizational skills, and the unique routines that pilots develop to manage their travel and work life. They discuss the importance of having a well-structured approach to packing, the...
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The (A)typical Day
In this conversation, MC Howe and Rich Million delve into the multifaceted life of a pilot, discussing the various roles and responsibilities that come with the job. They explore the differences between pilots and flight attendants, the challenges of commuting, the importance of safety protocols,...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Cats On Guard is an aviation themed podcast revealing decades of true stories never before shared with the flying public. Experienced airline pilots MC Howe and Rich Million offer a look behind the cockpit door. From mishaps inflight, on layovers, in training and more, most flight crews would never spill these secrets. We'll share our journeys to becoming pilots, living out of suitcases and surviving surreal adventures never before told. Cats On Guard will also review hotels, restaurants and Hollywood's take on flying. For anyone wondering what really happens in the flight deck, or anyone considering a career with the airlines Cats on Guard has the answers. And there is a flying related answer to why its called Cats on Guard.
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MC Howe and Rich Million
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Cats On Guard is an aviation themed podcast revealing decades of true stories never before shared with the flying public. Experienced airline pilots MC Howe and Rich Million offer a look behind the cockpit door. From mishaps inflight, on layovers, in training and more, most flight crews would never...
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