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Caveman Eggnog
by Caveman Eggnog
A podcast about... "film"..?Join Ray and Tony after they watch one of the worst movies ever made, and live to tell you about it! Are these movies worth your time to check out? Are the movies the most unintentional funniest movies they have ever seen, or do they want to tear their eyes out? Are they worthy of being called "Golden Filth", or are they just straight up trash? Unfortunately for our boys, they are mostly trash! BUT they aren't going to let that stop them from watching them, and then hurting the movies that hurt them. New movie every episode!
Episodes
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Ep 13: Replica
Hello, and welcome back to the Cave! Tonight Caveman Eggnog brings you a whole new kind of movie. May we present Replica (a solid 1.4 on IMDB)! A movie that has an hour of non-story, and 5 minutes of "plot" (although we will have to consult with our lawyers to see if this can be considered a…
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Ep 12: I Am Zozo
What happens when a bunch of "teenagers" have a Halloween party on a private island, and invite the spirits to join in, via a Ouija board? Well, actually... nothing much! You do get a horror movie that is low in horror, but high in editing cuts. Join the Nog Boys, Ray and Tony as they explore the...
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Ep 11: Rise Of The Black Bat
Welcome back to the Cave, folks! Today we have a movie that is about a D.A. who is blinded by the crime boss he wants to put in prison. Does he let that stop him from his mission of justice? What happens when that same D.A. puts on a costume, and goes after the crime lord, and the rest of the...
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Ep 10: Bigfoot Vs. Zombies
Ray and Tony are back with another movie treat for you! This time around, we aren't kidding around. This is the match-up of a lifetime (a very sad, sad lifetime...)! Caveman Eggnog presents our title bout, Bigfoot Vs. Zombies! Who will claim one for the win category? Who will be the ones with…
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Ep 9: A Wrestling Christmas Miracle
Hey there, movie lovers! The Nog Boys, Ray and Tony are back! Sorry we missed you at Christmas, but maybe you will forgive us as we give you a belated gift, in the form of A Wrestling Christmas Miracle! Yes, finally, the long un-awaited spiritual cousin to that holiday "classic", A Karate…
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Ep 8: ThanksKilling 3
What do you get when you fill a movie with puppets, space worms, cartoon cats, a talking garbage bag, guys who wear colonial clothes and wigs, and a killer turkey? You get a headache, that's what! Luckily for you, you have Ray and Tony there to watch this travesty for you! They are back from the...
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Ep 7: Killer Sofa
After a long hiatus, we are back! And, oh boy, the treasure we found on our time away... Caveman Eggnog is NOT proud to present, our take on Killer Sofa! Well, more like Killer Recliner, but whatever! Not gonna lie folks, this one really hurt! We weren't sure we all make it back to daylight, but…
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Ep 6: A Karate Christmas Miracle
If you have been a good little boy or girl, the Nog Boys would like to give you the gift of A Karate Christmas Miracle! If you are on the naughty list, well... same gift! Tonight, we bring you the uplifting (?) tale of Jesse Genesis, who is going to bring his dad back (?) by becoming a black…
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Ep 5: The Project (A.K.A. Cold Comfort)
When a woman is kidnapped and held hostage by a "rage-filled" man, she encounters... a lot of boring plot points. Tonight, Ray and Tony bring you the not-thrilling-thriller, The Project! What is the "project"? Who knows! All our boys know is that they were the ones who were held hostage by this...
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Ep 4: ThanksKilling
Ah, Thanksgiving! That all-American holiday where you get together with friends and family, and overindulge in pies, stuffing, and killer, foul-mouthed turkeys! What's that? You get the NON-killing, NON-foul-mouthed kind of turkey for your feast? Well, you, my friend, have been missing out!…
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Ep 3: Bloodmarsh Krackoon
Tonight, Ray and Tony take on a formidable foe, the Locust Point Monster, A.K.A "Red Eye", or you may know him (and then, her) as the Bloodmarsh Krackoon! A crack-addicted racoon (seriously) is missing her babies, and is going to do anything to get them back, or some kind of horse-biscuit plot…
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Ep 2: Sheborg
Tonight the Nog Boys have a special little treat of a movie called "Sheborg" (a.k.a "Sheborg Puppy Massacre". Go with us here...)! A sci-fi ad...ven...ture??? A rogue Sheborg (whatever the hell that is) escapes people who have put her on trial for... well something! Escaping to Earth, our......
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Ep 1: Star Kid
Our feature presentation tonight is Star Kid! it's a sci-fi/kids/coming-of-age/alien movie that doesn't know what it wants to be! If you could hop into the body of an alien robot, would you do it? We aren't sure if the "hero" is the eponymous "star kid", or not, but we do know he did the hopping!...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A podcast about... "film"..?Join Ray and Tony after they watch one of the worst movies ever made, and live to tell you about it! Are these movies worth your time to check out? Are the movies the most unintentional funniest movies they have ever seen, or do they want to tear their eyes out? Are they worthy of being called "Golden Filth", or are they just straight up trash? Unfortunately for our boys, they are mostly trash! BUT they aren't going to let that stop them from watching them, and then hurting the movies that hurt them. New movie every episode!
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