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C&D Express

by Darren Johnson

A discussion consisting of a variety of topics ranging from current events of the day and basically branching off into subject areas that will range from the serious to the silly. Co-hosts and good brothers Darren (D) and Chip (C) are your conductors on this wild ride from the ridiculous to the sublime. Buckle up and hold on. It's gonna be one helluva wild ride.

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Episodes

  1. Mental Health and other Considerations C&D Ep.58

  2. Sweet Baby Rays and getting Tip Bit C&D Ep.57

    Happy Thanksgiving from the C&D express! We hope you have a wonderful holiday.

  3. Golden Hair Plugs C&D Ep.56

    Surely your eyes are deceiving you! Is this a new episode from the C&D Express?!?!? It only took 2 months for them to record another episode. Is this a trick? OR A TREAT!

  4. My Mind is Playing Tricks WIth Me C&D Ep.55

  5. God Help Us C&D Ep.54

  6. The Truth and Pubic Samson Ep.53

  7. G.O.A.T.S, Gays, and Racists Ep. 52

  8. Uncut Edition 8=D C&D Ep.51

  9. Versus! C&D 50th Episode Special

  10. Uncontrollable Phallic Objects and Flame Throwers C&D EP. 49

  11. Anal Swabs and Other A-Holes C&D Ep.48

  12. Cancelling the Culture C&D Ep. 47

  13. C&D EP.46

  14. Black Vision and Other Ridiculousness C&D Ep.45

  15. Texas... And Other Stuff C&D EP.44

  16. Birthday S3X C&D Episode 43

  17. Sedition for Dummies C&D Ep. 42

  18. Charismatic Mega Fauna C&D Ep.41

  19. Shiny Happy Nelson C&D Ep.40

    Happy Holidays from the C&D Express!

  20. Nasty Grandmas C&D Ep.39

  21. C&D Ep.38

  22. Muff Cuffers C&D Ep.37

  23. Make sure you Vote! C&D Ep. 36

  24. Preachers Behaving Badly C&D Ep. 35

  25. The Cleopatra Whitewash and other Alien Concepts C&D Ep.34

  26. Captain 59! Soon to be Captain 69! C&D Ep. 33

  27. Condoms and Other Start-Up Buisnesses C&D EP.32

  28. Happy Birthday Chip! C&D EP.31

  29. Doing Better, Being Better C&D EP.30

    We hit 30! A big thank you and round of applause to all our listeners. We genuinely appreciate all your feedback and support. We hope you all are doing well during the worst year ever. Hang in there!

  30. Nobel in the Time of Corona EP.29

  31. Grumpy Old Men C&D EP. 28

  32. Fallwells and Other Hypocrisies C&D EP.27

  33. The V-Word C&D EP.26

  34. The C, C, & D Express Podcast EP.25

    We have a special guest on this stream. Chip got cloned now there's two of him (oh no). Thank you all for your continued support. Make sure to tune in to the next episode!

  35. The Chip Show with Magic Matt C&D EP.24

  36. The Deep End EP.23

  37. The G.F.Y Awards C&D EP.22

    Hello Mutants! We had some technical difficulties last week and our we lost original podcast. We figured out the problem and hope to god that never happens again. Enjoy episode 22!

  38. Old Man Spunk and other wonderful fragrances! C&D EP.21

    We have a special guest on todays episode! Please welcome Kenneth! As per normal we start off in the shallow end and work our way to the deep. If the name of the episode didn't grab your attention we don't know what will. Enjoy!

  39. What's Going On..... C&D EP.20

  40. We're Back! Or are we? C&D Express EP.19

    Scheduling has been a little difficult amongst the three of us so apologies for the inconsistent uploads! We've heard you all asking for us! As it stands right now we should have an episode out next week so stay tuned!

  41. September C&D Episode 18

    Thank you all for tuning in to another episode. We hope the quality of this episode is much better than the last. Please keep giving us feedback! We appreciate it all!

  42. The Boys Are Back in Town C&D Ep.17

    Hello all! It's been quite a while since we had a new episode for you. This quarantine really threw a wrench in things. The podcast is being recorded remotely for the first time so apologies if it's not what you're used to. We promise it will only get better going forward. As always stay safe and...

  43. Stuck in Quarantine? Great Time to Listen to the Podcast! C&D Ep.16

    Hello all! Hope everything is going well during these stressful times. Your continued support and remarks are always immensely appreciated. Make sure you're checking out our facebook page for some of the topics we talk about on air. Stay healthy! Stay Safe! Make sure you wash your hands! We'll…

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  44. Why So Serious? EP.15

    Hello all! Hope you all are doing well. We know these are stressful times so here is something to get you mind off of things. Hope this helps out! Thank you all for your continued support. Say healthy and stay safe!

  45. Super Chickens and the Smell of Vegans C&D Ep.14

    Hello all! Thanks again for tuning in for another episode. A big thank you from everyone from the C&D crew. Stay safe out there and stay healthy. Stay tuned for episode 15!

  46. Chips Perky Nipples Ep.13

    Thanks for tuning in for another episode! Make sure you are following our Facebook page to keep up to date on any new info. Stay tuned for episode 14!

  47. Cock Cams and Poor Life Choices C&D Ep. 12

    Thanks for tuning into this episode. Super producer Matt Alfaro finally makes his highly requested deubt on the podcast. Let us know how he did!

  48. Mad Libs C&D Ep.11

    Hope everyone had a good weekend and a good Valentine's Day. This episode definitely went off the rails. Stay tuned for episode 12 later this week. Thank you for all your support!

  49. The Bells of Notre Dame

    This one is nearly 2 hours long! Be on the lookout for episode 11 next week. Thank you all for your continued support! Make sure you are following the C&D Express Facebook page for updates and behind the scenes content.

  50. Superbowl Sunday C&D Ep. 9

    This episode is a little bit shorter than usual. We cut it off early because we didn't want to miss the kickoff. Hope everyone enjoyed the game. Be on the lookout for the next episode!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A discussion consisting of a variety of topics ranging from current events of the day and basically branching off into subject areas that will range from the serious to the silly. Co-hosts and good brothers Darren (D) and Chip (C) are your conductors on this wild ride from the ridiculous to the sublime. Buckle up and hold on. It's gonna be one helluva wild ride.

HOSTED BY

Darren Johnson

CATEGORIES

comedy

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A discussion consisting of a variety of topics ranging from current events of the day and basically branching off into subject areas that will range from the serious to the silly. Co-hosts and good brothers Darren (D) and Chip (C) are your conductors on this wild ride from the ridiculous to the...

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C&D Express is created and hosted by Darren Johnson.
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