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Centrist Madness

by Centrist Madness

The official podcast of the alt-centerhttps://twitter.com/centristmadness

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Episodes

  1. Ep. 123: Hasan Piker STFU Challenge

    hurr durr America is worse than Al-Qaeda...good luck with the election, Abdul

  2. Ep. 121: Bisexual Button

    If you could push a button and become bisexual, would you?

  3. Ep. 119: Orgy of Smugness

    Platner drops out after sexual assault allegations. Were there signs? We rack of brains in search of any red flags that could have averted this crisis.

  4. Ep. 118: America 250

    Taylor Sheridan on Rogan. Louis CK comeback. Michael Bennett loses.

  5. Ep 116: Apolitical Cooking Show

    Graham Platner kik account, Fox News mask, sports

  6. Ep. 114: Rotating Villain Theory

    Ep. 114: Rotating Villain Theory by Centrist Madness

  7. Ep. 112: Liberal Madness

    Hungary, Iran, toilets: history and current usage.

  8. Ep. 110: Iran War

    Trump attacks Iran.

  9. Ep. 108: No Baby Airlines

    You might think the babies-on-planes comedy well has run dry, but we frack the comedic landscape with a highly pressurized stream of insight, uncovering great new material.

  10. Ep. 105: Gay Hockey Show

    Data-driven methods for making people laugh at a party

  11. Ep. 103: World Police

    Washing down my liberal tears latte with a big glass of Venezuelan crude

  12. Ep. 102: Maine Man

    We're connecting to ordinary Americans with conversations about kitchen appliances and drag queen drone operators.

  13. Ep. 100: Panda Pissing Contest

    Trump shits on America. Hassan Piker dog incident. The surprising manner in which Pandas settle disputes.

  14. Ep. 98: Wacko Tobacco

    Cinema, NASCAR, Epstein

  15. Ep. 96: Trump Epstein

    Better sit down for this one folks

  16. Ep. 93: Steven Spielberg's Submarine Themed Restaurant

    - Discussion about Steven Spielberg and his movie making, particularly his Submarine themed restaurant - Analysis of the Trump government and its various policies - Discussion about chiseling and finding flat rocks - Viking culture, personal hygiene, and bathing practices - Origins and the…

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  17. Ep. 91: Jeb Bush of Arabia

    Signalgate, Neoconservatism, and the mind of the modern 3-digit IQ Republican.

  18. Ep. 90: Big Rocks

    Anthony Hopkins' ONE WEIRD TRICK for staying in shape, no matter where he travels. PLUS strongman gyms, smelling salts and other bro-vote catnip that will put you on a intellectual trajectory which culminates in the repudiation of National Socialism.

  19. Ep. 89: MAGA Manners Lesson

    Did you even thank us for producing this podcast? Did you even say thank you one time? Did you? Huh?

  20. Ep 87: Hawk Tuah the Moon

    The Telepathy Tapes. Hawk Tuah Coin. Drones.

  21. Ep 86: Wokeness and Its Discontents

    Post election musings. The rise and fall of woke and what it means for politics past and future. Fidel Castro's weird dairy obsession.

  22. Ep 84: Resist Lib Stalingrad

    Rallying the troops for the final battle between good and evil. Plus toothpaste flavor pairing.

  23. Ep 82: VEEPSTAKES and Rambo

    Rambo: First Blood deconstructed in context of the Reagan revolution and its pernicious effects on popular culture.

  24. Ep. 81: JOE OUT

    Don't cry cause it's Joever, smile cause it Joeappened.

  25. Ep. 78: Evolution DEBUNKED

    In the rain forests of Indonesia, there grows a plant shaped like a miniature toilet which provides such an ideal pooping place for the tiny tree shrew that it is almost as if it were hand-crafted by a wise and benevolent creator. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2zxOlbh-RF/?igsh=ZTFnM3dna3h2cGU3

  26. Ep. 77: Rocky 4

    Rocky 4. Matt addresses the lactating Al Gore incident.

  27. Ep. 76: Rocky 2/3

    Trump trial updates. Graduate seminar-level semiotic analysis of Rocky 2/3

  28. Ep 75: Rocky I

    This is the rocky that started them all, the rocky upon which all subsequent rockys would build.

  29. Ep. 73: Not the Worst Podcast

    Critics say we're the worst podcast ever made. We're keeping em honest. PLUS the Republican debate, vampires, volcanos and Microsoft.

  30. Ep. 72: Tubs of Lard

    Home Depot, Republican debate predictions, annexing Canada

  31. Ep. 71: Ain't dead, ain't gonna die

    Returning after extended hiatus

  32. Ep. 68: The four types of Chinese faces

    Polycules, Olivia Wilde salad story, Brittney Griner

  33. The JFK Episode

    Patrick Breen joins to help us solve the mystery of the JFK assassination once and for all. The answer may surprise you (if you're a rube.) Also some really great discussion on Bill O'Reilly's killing X book series.

  34. Ep. 65: Black Hobbit

    Hobbits can be black now. What does it mean? How does it affect YOU? We break down all the angles. PLUS special guest Dhaaruni makes her Centrist Madness debut with some big ideas for the Democratic party.

  35. Ep. 64: Inventory Shakeout

    Matt rain man's correct inflation rate

  36. Ep 63: Manchin on Deez Nuts

    Ep 63: Manchin on Deez Nuts by Centrist Madness

  37. Ep. 61: Matt gets cruised

    Matt attracts some (unwanted?) attention at a gay bar in NYC. Best restaurant idea. French jet boots. Murdered oil execs and whatever Putin is dying of.

  38. Ep 59: Please do not attack nuclear power plants

    There's all kinds of stuff in there you don't want to blow up. They have like big complicated cooling systems that are piping water around all sort of different ways, and a lot of controls and electrical stuff you don't want to hit with a RPG. Honestly, and I'm not trying to be a dick, this seems...

  39. Ep. 58: #1 Top Ukraine Predictions of All Time

    200,000 Russian troops have massed on the Ukranian border. What are they up to? We have a few theories. Recorded Wednesday, February 16th.

  40. Ep. 57: Centrist Madness Revisited (Born to be mild)

    Returning to our roots...two guys being right about things...

  41. Ep 56: Selenium + Dress

    AOC's dress. Selenium, like the element. S-to-the-E. The borderline metalloid. Atomic number 38 woot woot!

  42. Ep 55: The Russia Episode

    Our man in Moscow, Sergey Goryashko, reporter for BBC Russia, catches us up to speed on Russian politics, the rise of "Male State" and the foodie culture that is sweeping the Kremlin.

  43. Ep. 54: Afghanistan

    Kabul falls, but the dream of a gay caliphate lives on. Continuing coverage of #LambGate. Pro-chef @anashwt joins and he's also some kind of middle-eastern history expert? That's the type of people we have in the alt-center...real renaissance persons. Goddamned polymaths is what they are.

  44. Ep. 53: Will Pounder

    Will Pounder stops by to talk crypto

  45. Ep 51: The Meat Episode

    * Meat talk * Lamb in America * Matt goes HAM on Yang with Special guest Two Kong Theo

  46. Ep. 50: The Fiftieth Episode

    Can't believe we've published 50 of these things

  47. Ep 49: The Snydest Cut

    This one is all about the Synder cut. If you're interested in the Synder cut, this is an ep for you!

  48. Ep. 47: Cocktail 2: The Hope

    Hope makes a special cocktail for this episode.

  49. Ep. 46: The Three Amigxs

    Texas freezes and Ted Cruz goes to Cancun 🌴

  50. Ep. 44: Women and Grids (or Lewd Crude Dudes)

    Electric grid operator and car-thusiast Dentonppm makes his Centrist Madness debut to discuss women and other critical infrastructure

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