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Certified Yappers
by Claudia Bursill and Roj Torabi
Certified Yappers - for those who love a short story long.Two girls who love nothing more than a good old fashioned YAP. Meme queen’s Roj (@theroject) and Claudia (@missdoublebay) unite to yap on about their lives, the latest in online trends and all things Aussie pop culture. If you’re looking for a laugh or are equally as obsessed with all the latest trends, Certified Yappers has got you covered.A DM Podcast
Episodes
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Yap To You Later! Bye!
It's the final yappening! MDB and Roj come together for one last magical podcast to say farewell and thanks to all the yappers that have made this podcast so much fun! We still get stuck into some important topics like airlines, politics in the pub, how to meet your future husband at the races…
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Roj is a Cheater and MDB Has A Crush ft The Fabject
Special guest Fabio joins Claudia and Roj to dish out the tea about TheRoject. Claudia is watching dancing with the stars for one very specific reason plus we've got some of your juiciest confessions read out! Send us your confessions! Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay here...
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Roj Is A Twitcher & MDB Plans The Perfect Hens
This week Roj is coming in hot with a rant about her Uber driver, plus her newest obsession with Twitch. Meanwhile MDB has been to enough hens nights to know all the do's and don'ts, so she's providing a guide for how much is reasonable and how much is ridiculous to spend. Send us your…
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Roj is Back From The Brink, MDB Is Courting A New Friend + The New iPhone Has Skipped Lunch
This week on Certified Yappers, Roj recounts her week negotiating with the universe, Claudia is going through the nerves of dating as she tries to court a new friend, plus we get into the new iPhone, the perils of AI and Zac Efron Send us your confessions! Follow Certified Yappers here Follow…
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Miss Double Bay Unfiltered on No Hard Feelings
This week we're bringing you a crossover episode with friend of the show Josh from No Hard Feelings. MDB joined Josh to chat about the messy world of PR relationships and uncover why they never take off in Australia. Plus, we reveal the top spots singles should actually be looking for love in…
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What The Hell Is Tiffin Tok and Why Are We Obsessed With It
This week on Certified Yappers, we finally have the answer as to whether Claudia's designer bag is real or not. Plus, have you heard of Tiffin Tok? Roj is obsessed and has the low down on why it's going viral. Send us your confessions! Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay here...
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Fake Bags, Personalised Perfume & Sunscreen Drama
In this mixed bag of an episode (no pun intended) Claudia may have bought a fake designer bag accidentally, Roj finds her perfect scent and they both weigh in on the recent SPF drama that has dominated beauty headlines. Send us your confessions! Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double…
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Reject Modernity/Embrace Tradition
We're back! This week, Claudia invented an instagram trend, and it blew up. She takes us through all the ways we can reject modernity and embrace tradition. Also, we debrief on a Claudia's Singapore trip and the Netflix event that blew Roj's mind. Send us your confessions! Follow Certified…
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Roj's Extensive Supplement Regime + THAT Coldplay Concert
This week, Roj's supplement regime blew up on her instagram, so she takes MDB through everything she takes for her skin, hair and health. Also, we debrief on a wild week to be on the internet and at a Coldplay concert. Send us your confessions! Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay...
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Current TikTok Trends + An Update From Dave
From a Jet2 holiday to aura farming, there are some TikTok trends that are living rent free in our head right now. Also, we learn through Roj's bf about the world of custom keyboards (??). Send us your confessions! Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay here Follow Roj here Produced...
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No Kissing, No Spicy Food: Roj Got Her Lips Tattooed
This week, Roj got her lips blushed, aka tattooed, and she answers all our questions about what it was like. Plus, Roj and MDB break down the Alya Beauty controversy. Also, how long would you wait for a viral cinnamon scroll? And could Claudia pay you to wait for her? Send us your confessions!...
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Chicken Or Fish? Our Thoughts On The Bezos-Sánchez Wedding
The wedding of the century has just happened, and no we're not talking about Miss Double Bay's. Roj and Claudia break down the headline dominating Bezos-Sánchez wedding, from the controversies to the unconventional way they met. Plus, Mr DB gets his bday celebrated MDB style. Send us your...
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Our EOFY Ins and Outs
We love an Ins and Outs list and will utilise any excuse to make one, including the EOFY, so send this episode straight to your accountant. Plus, Claudia has an awkward interaction with her waxer. Send us your confessions! Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay here Follow Roj here...
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Millennial Chat & Why Everyone Is Freaking Out About Their SPF
This week, you might have seen your favourite sunscreen in the news and are wondering why it's got a lot of people freaking out; Roj is here to break down all the details. Plus, we can tell you're a millennial if you do these 10(ish) things, and Claudia is feeling called out. Send us your...
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What You Aren’t Being Told About Hailey Bieber's Rhode Deal
ICYMI: Hailey Bieber has sold her beauty company Rhode for a billion dollars (yes, a billion), but there's more to this story. Plus, Producer Dave is back on the podcast to give an update on his dating life and ask the question, should you delete pictures of your ex from your Instagram? Send us...
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Propaganda We're Not Falling For
Labubu Dolls, plain croissants, deodorant with 'healing properties' and paper straws...it's all propaganda we're not falling for. (Ok some of us are falling for them). Roj and Claudia jump on the viral trend and try not to have a fight. Send us your confessions! Follow Certified Yappers here…
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You Can Shut Up About Your European Holiday Now
It's a mixed bag today Yappers, with everything from the Diddy trial, to JLo, to Hailey Bieber's Vogue cover, and Claudia and Roj don't hold back on their thoughts. Plus, Roj has an pool accident and Claudia needs everyone to stop talking about their epcoming Euro summer. Send us your…
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The Most Outrageous Confession We've Ever Recieved
Today on Certified Yappers, we chat about a confession we got that absolutely floored us, that involves a secret conversation a Yapper discovered between her boyfriend and Chat GPT. Plus, MDB gets stopped on the street by a fan and Roj gets locked out of the house. Send us your confessions!…
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We Rate Our Producer's Hinge Profile
Producer Dave joins Certified Yappers to let Claudia and Roj rate his Hinge profile and make some changes for maximum matches. Let us know if you'd #DateDave! Plus they give their recommendations for Mother's Day presents that aren't another scented candle. Send us your confessions! Follow...
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Murderous Mushrooms and Grandpa Robbers
There are two big trials that have us hooked this week; the 'Grandpa Robbers' who burgled Kim K, and the mushrooms murders saga. We delve into the details, plus bring back a game of Overrated or Underrated! Send us your confessions! Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay here Follow...
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From Brown Hair To Long Skirts: Weird Recession Indicators
This week Claudia is obsessed with a post by @missdowjones about weird recession indicators the girlies might have noticed, and there's a few that really surprised us. Plus, we go through your confessions again! Send us your confessions! Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay here...
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Space Travel Is The Ultimate Sponsored Trip
Two things are on our mind this week: Coachella influencers and celebrities in space. Plus, Claudia has become an official WAG, and Roj plans a birthday surprise. Send us your confessions! Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay here Follow Roj here Produced by DM Podcasts See...
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Is Robert Irwin Our Greatest Export?
Roj is back from New York after rubbing shoulders with Em Rata and Sydney Sweeney, and Claudia has Rovert Irwin on her mind. Plus, Roj quizzes Claudia on her GAK (gamer acronym knowledge) and they discuss the hairstyles they regret the most over the years. Send us your confessions here! Follow...
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Rating Hinge Profiles with Cassidy and Josh
Today Miss Double Bay is joined by the hilarious Cassidy and Josh from No Hard Feelings! They listen to some insanely cringe Hinge voice notes from MDB's side hustle Hingeboiz, and decide whether they'd swipe left or right. Send us your confessions here! Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss...
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The Morning Routine We Can't Stop Thinking About
There's one video that has been dominating our feeds this week, and it's an influencer's morning routine that involves waking up at 3.52am, dunking his face in sparkling water and seemingly diving in a pool and floating in the air for 4 minutes. We ask, wt actual f? Plus, we bring back your...
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Things That Feel Illegal (But Aren't)
You know those things in life that feel like you're breaking the law, but aren't actually illegal? Today on the show, Roj and Claudia go through those moments in life, so don't call the cops. Plus, Roj has an Oura RIng and Claudia is unimpressed. Send us your confessions here! Follow Certified...
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YOUR Confessions and the Corporate Slang We Need To Retire
The confessions form is open, and boy, did our listeners deliver. Claudia and Roj go through some of the wildest ones you sent in. Plus, we go through some of the corporate lingo that drive us crazy, and can we just circle back to this later? Send us your confessions here! Follow Certified…
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BONUS: The Yappers Live @ UTS O Week
In this special LIVE episode of Certified Yappers, Claudia and Roj return to their university for UTS's O Week, to chat about everything from their favourite uni memories, to the life hacks and side hustles that got them though. Thanks to Afterpay for making it happen! Late fees, eligibility...
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We're Back - And Roj Is In Love!
We're baaaack! And we have so much yapping to catch up on. On today's episode, we catch up on all the tea from our break, including Roj's new boyfriend (!!!), and Claudia's viral war on cabanas. Plus, they both went to the snow! We also decide which alarms psychopaths wake up to, and Roj busts…
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BONUS: Our Slightly Rogue New Years Resolutions
It's the final CY episode of the year! So we thought we'd bring you a special bonus episode of some of our New Year resolutions, from curbing Claudia's Health Emporium addiction to changing Roj's bad sleep habits. Thank you for listening and see you in 2025! Follow Certified Yappers here Follow...
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Ins & Outs For 2025 with Maddison Brown
In this special bumper episode of Certified Yappers, we have our first ever guest join us; the multi-talented Maddison Brown! Together Maddison, Claudia and Roj go through Miss Double Bay's Ins and Outs of 2024 to see how accurate she was, as well as go through their own for 2025. Find out more...
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A 12 Million Dollar Breakup Contract and Overrated Psychics
There's some high profile breakups happening in the celebrity world right now, and Roj knows way too much about them. Plus, Roj yassifies the men in the office and Claudia defends Totti's and psychics. Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay here Follow Roj here Produced by DM…
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Dancing Kelpies and Cringe Culture
Our men's netball team has gone viral for dancing, so why do Australian (men) hate it when anyone puts themselves out there? Plus, Claudia and Roj get an insanely exciting package, Winnie becomes a woman and we decide whether Kindle's are overrated. Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss…
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Festive Rants And A Sausage Party
Claudia is hosting a Sausage Party and Roj and a date is invited (and Producer Em can hang out in the bushes). Plus we rant about Christmas, particularly underwhelming advent calendars. And are outfit changes at a wedding overrated or underrated? Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double…
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The Menendez Brothers and a $650 Facial
Resident lawyer Roj breaks down The Menendez case and it's new developments and Claudia gets her face scorched during an expensive facial. Plus, Roj launches a new lip balm and Claudia hopes you have a good Friday. Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay here Follow Roj here Produced...
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Victoria’s Secret and Claudia's Rant About Influencers
Victoria's Secret is back and Roj and Claudia want to know...who sucked all the fun out of it? Plus Claudia has a rant about an unresponsive influencer, and we decide whether that Chicken Shop Date is overrated and underrated. Follow Certified Yappers here Follow Miss Double Bay here Follow Roj...
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Pickle Coke and A Bad Case of Hanxiety
This week Roj and Claudia try the viral Dua Lipa Diet Coke with pickles and jalapeños, and chat about their favourite weird food combinations. Warning: Claudia's is legitimately disgusting. Plus, Claudia recounts her big weekend and the subsequent hanxiety she's feeling, and Roj takes way too…
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Tuna Juice and Turmeric Shots
Roj is back from LA and ready to yap. When she was there she visited Erewhon and Claudia went to The Health Emporium in Bondi, so they compare expensive snacks and an overpriced basket bag. Plus, Claudia was bullied by a horse and Roj witnessed a tuna based road crime. Follow Certified Yappers…
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Crumbl-gate, Explained
The Yappers are back, but in different locations; Roj joins us from a hotel in LA with sketchy wi-fi while Claudia is in the studio. Today they yap about everything to do with the Crumbl Cookie drama currently unfolding online, plus Claudia has a potential love connection for Roj and they have a...
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What Did Diddy Do?
Roj and Claudia are back to tell a short story long, and on this episode they're yap-splaining the very complicated developments in the case against Diddy/P Diddy/Puff Daddy. Plus, Claudia has a very special message for Roj from a celebrity and they once again disagree on everything in...
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Claudia Hired A Stylist For the Podcast (??)
Roj and Claudia are back together, and this week they're yapping about the stylist Claudia hired for the podcast, Roj's dating drought and have a fight about whether ice baths and sourdough are overrated. Plus, they take a look at their FYP's on Insta and TikTok and decode what they say about a...
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Snotty Chia Seeds and Weird Celebrity Endorsements
Roj and Claudia are back to yap some more, and this week we chat about some of the weirdest celebrity endorsements, from a toilet to hot pockets. Plus, Roj is making a toothpaste, Claudia is obsessed with a classic concealer, and we disagree about whether chia seed pudding resemble snot. Follow...
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Salmon Sperm and Jelly Cats
Roj and Claudia are back for our weekly yapfest, where we fully embrace the ‘short story long’ approach. This week we yap about Roj getting salmon sperm injected into her face and Claudia's hunt for a unpaid life admin intern. Plus, we get into a fight about whether jelly cats are overrated, but...
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Let The Yapping Begin
Because there weren’t nearly enough podcasts already, we decided to add our voices to the mix. Welcome to Certified Yappers—a weekly yapfest where we fully embrace the ‘short story long’ approach. Expect a heap of satire, brain-rot chat, meme-worthy decisions, and absolutely nothing too serious....
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Certified Yappers - for those who love a short story long.Two girls who love nothing more than a good old fashioned YAP. Meme queen’s Roj (@theroject) and Claudia (@missdoublebay) unite to yap on about their lives, the latest in online trends and all things Aussie pop culture. If you’re looking for a laugh or are equally as obsessed with all the latest trends, Certified Yappers has got you covered.A DM Podcast
HOSTED BY
Claudia Bursill and Roj Torabi
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Certified Yappers - for those who love a short story long.Two girls who love nothing more than a good old fashioned YAP. Meme queen’s Roj (@theroject) and Claudia (@missdoublebay) unite to yap on about their lives, the latest in online trends and all things Aussie pop culture. If you’re looking for...
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