Episodes
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2026 Week 6: Panic Meter
Week 6 review...kinda.
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2026 Week 4: CheddarWorst-Curse
Week 4 review!
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2026 Week 3: Habanero Pepper Jack
Week 3 review! Recorded remotely, sorry for any audio hiccups. Not sorry for how poorly your team did.
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2026 Week 2: Meat's Back on the Menu
Week 2 review with a bonus kicker at the end!
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2026 Week 1: Nacho Average Week 1...
Week 1 review!
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2026 Ep. 1: Matt Bleu It?
We are back for the 2026 fantasy season! In this one, we review the draft (not every pick, I promise).
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2025 Week 16: By a Clyde
The combine drills are decided!
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2025 Week 15: Pukapocalypse
PLAYOFFS!!
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2025 Week 14: One More Win in December
Week 14 catch up and a special call back to a previous episode.
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2025 Week 13: Undefeated Claude
Week 13 review
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2025 Week 12: Thanks, I Guess
REVIEW...kinda
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2025 Week 10: Daboll-Boll.. Blick...Blicka, Blicka(blow)
Week 10 recap!
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2025 Week 9: The Danening
Week 9 recap!
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2025 Week 8: Missed The Bus
Spooky season kicked into full effect this week
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2025 Week 7: Cooper Kucked
You know what it is!
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2025 Week 6: Injury Settlement
Week 6 in review. Hang around at the end for some bonus content.
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2025 Week 5: Velveeta (Puka) Shells and Bullshit
Week 5 review; also breaking news!!
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2025 Week 4: Big Dumb ACLs
Yikes y'all.........
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2025 Week 3: Dirty Dixon vs Dastardly Dan
See title.
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2025 Week 2: Got A Football Jones
You know what we do by now.
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2025 Week 1: Big Dumb Face
Oh boy, what a first week back! Let's dive into all the surprising happenings. Plus a side of team comps.
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2025 Week 0: Post Draft Regret
And we're back! Let's review that draft we just had and see how we feel!
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2024 Week 16: Merry Gentlemen
Semi-final recap! Did Matt or Dan win; is the Juggernaut still Juggering...Nauting? Week 16 recap is here with a Championship preview.
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2024 Week 15: Round 1; Fight
Man, what a first round we had, huh?
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2024 Week 14: There's Something About Matty
Carlos, you ok bud?
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2024 Week 13: Play-In or Punishment
Check out this recap including a brief look at week 12, a review of week 13, and look at playoff scenarios as we head into the last week of the regular season.
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2024 Week 11: Now With More Dan!
This week we are joined by a surprise special guest (or two). We recap week 11 and forecast week 12... Oh also, this one is the annual Thanksgiving episode, so you know what that means.
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2024 Week 10: Juggernaut
You know what we do here.
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2024 Week 9: We're Not Okay (We Promise)
On the Decision Special, we review week 9 with some brief interruptions for coping.
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2024 Week 8: Chris Wins!!!
It's the week 8 recap!
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2024 Week 7: Dan's Satan Powers
You know what this one's about...
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2024 Week 6: Ayahuasca
This week we have some massive trades to break down, as well as the usual weekly recap.
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2024 Week 5: Mo' Injuries, Mo' Problems
We take a look back at week 5 with fond admiration.
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2024 Week 4: Nightmare on Mike Street
In this one, we recap week 4 and Mike shouts into a void.
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2024 Week 3: The Oracle
We sort through the bullshit from week 3 and discuss some hot takes! Also, make sure you stay until the end for this one.
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2024 Week 1: The Big Dumb
And we're back! Let's take a look at the long awaited first week of the 2024 fantasy season. There were highs, lows, and a handful of dumb decisions.
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S3 Week 16: And So It Comes To This
Our Championship is set... yay.
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S3 Week 15: Try Hard (ft. Matt)
More playoff talk! Also a special kicker for the holiday season.
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S3 Week 14: Clyde Watches A Football Game
Playoffs!!
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S3 Week 12: Hot & Ready
In this one we run the playoff machine! Also we talk way too much about pizza. Sorry, not sorry.
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S3 Week 10: Side Dishing
At this point, do I really need to tell you what this is?
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S3 Week 9: Patchwork Quilt
Week 9 review and some other stuff! This one could've been 35 minutes, but aren't you glad it isn't?
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S3 Week 8: Vontae Mack, No Matter What
Week 8 in review, and some other stuff.
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S3 Week 7: Black Soulless Eyes
We are back with a new episode after our bye week!
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S3 Week 5: Wheeling & Dealing
We talk week 5 and trading season!
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S3 Week 4: Geniusless
Review of week 4!
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S3 Week 3: He Don't Need No Stinkin' WRs
Week 3 in review and what team are you?!
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S3 Week 2: The Nick Chubb Episode
What else can we say; this one is all over the place thanks to a brutal injury and Mr. 13 RB Guy...
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S3 Week 1: Entering the Dead Zone
Boy oh boy, was that an eventful week of football! We'll break down what happened work really hard to offend every one of you in the process.
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S3 E1: Autodrafting and You
Hey, we're back for a third season! Hang in there for a long episode to start us off; there was a lot to discuss after that draft we had! We also announce the league punishment for this year, quite unceremoniously.