Chaotic Goods

The gang retells Jesse's ABBA moshpit fiasco, dives into Sierra's high school lore, witnesses Shay and Garrett kissing each other passionately, fleshes out a D&D monster called "The Shmoovement", talks about vidya games, Sierra unveils the true Glup Shitto and many other characters, we recite a couple limericks, chat about Charles Entertainment Cheese's religious affiliation, Joe Biden, drow breast milk, Jesse getting beat up in a fursuit, then shout out our sponsor Sunburst Land LLC, bash on hobby-horsing, and finally, Jesse gets doxxed by everyone including the CEO of Sunburst Land via a live call to close Season One. Chaotic Goods will return in full force in mid-August, but in the meantime, be on the lookout for episode one of our new vodcast "Shay and Garrett vs. Evil" premiering on July 4th!w/ Shay and SierraEnjoy.

The gang talks about dinosaurs and why Jesse hates them, discusses Scottish memes and television, has an argument regarding the taxonomic rank of humans, reminisces about Whose Line is it Anyway?, goes on a Star Wars and Glup Shitto deep dive, chats about Dropout, plugs Debauchery and Magic's newest teaser, bashes Drake, dusts off the old Sonic the Hedgehog PSAs, shouts out our sponsor, develops the lore of the God Rod, brings the "Trucker Diet" guy into the D&D world, brainstorms Total Party Kevin's Excape from the Nine Party Hells D&D Campaign, and then we look to the future.w/ SierraEnjoy.

Garrett and Jesse talk about IRL and in-game intoxication, we play D&D Trivia, discuss online (non-AI) generators as a Dungeon Master tool, touch on some D&D-themed limericks from Reddit, discuss the upcoming LOTR video game and movie, Jesse burdens the podcast with the dark knowledge of the My Little Pony TTRPG and we chat about simple game systems, then there's more limericks, we play Name that Monster, unveil a new podcast hosted by Garrett and Shay, we try to call a friend, then more limericks, we briefly revisit Bart Fuckle, and give some background on our Discord server - The TTRPGuild.Enjoy.

The gang assigns D&D classes to characters in The Office, discusses television and instances of D&D in media, pulls random fantasy jokes from the internet, Garrett fills us in on goings-on at InfoWars (fuck you, Alex), we introduce Chaotic Goods' new sponsor Sunburst Land LLC, we briefly talk about cheese heads and bellybutton lint, envision D&D characters in high school, then spend the latter 2/3rds of the entire episode slowly developing a story about love, death, sports, monsters, and Bart Fuckle.w/ Sierra.Enjoy.

The gang introduces a new guest and catches up on their lives, talks about Garrett's LARPing experience, plays Name that D&D Spell, honors Star Wars for May the 4th, plays Name that Monster, unpacks the sins of Wizards of the Coast, talks about Shay's much more cringe LARPing experience, and Garrett quits the podcast. w/ Shay. Enjoy.

Grandma almost kicked us out of the basement for this.w/ Jake.Enjoy.

Jesse and Garrett talk about the upcoming Wizards of the Coast live-play D&D campaign, analyze the Chaotic Goods analytics, bash small-town nerd conventions and GameStop employees, ask a computer for stupid D&D campaign ideas, play Name that Monster, discuss the pitfalls of running horror games, talk about personal TTRPG experiences good and bad, and pay tribute to a real-life Dice God who recently passed. Enjoy.

The gang talks about different TTRPG systems including Goblin with a Fat Ass, delves into the extreme roleplaying elements of Jesse's new video game obsession Keizaal Online, analyzes the three pillars of D&D, discusses our favorite nerd-adjacent media, plays Guess that Monster and Racial Feature D&D Trivia, has an accusatory discussion about My Little Pony, and calls a friend. w/ Trevor. Enjoy.

The gang reminisces on tragic D&D stories from our past, reviews the newest playtest release from Wizards of the Coast, plays another game of "Guess that Monster" and "D&D Never Have I Ever", Jesse tells a real-life scary cabin in the woods story, and we unpack the duality of Gary Gygax's sons. w/ Sierra. Enjoy.

The gang teaches Jesse the true meaning of "chud", plays some minigames, does NPC accents, compares Garrett to a famous killer, decides on this year's Halloween costumes, has an unironically serious discussion on literature, unwraps Total Party Kevin, and calls a friend. w/ Jake. Enjoy.

The gang talks about fishing, spams the word "wet", discusses the fabled creature Manman-Man, reminisces about high school, chats about movies, covers the latest TTRPG news, and asks the burning question: Charm, Slay, or Dominate? w/ Colin. Enjoy.

Garrett and Jesse discuss insurance claims and Chevy Silverado-related injuries, vicious mockery, Bionicle, hot tub sales, Wii FPS games, VR chat, grass-fed beef sticks, LARPing, standing while shitting, dogs that look like men, and they even get physical at the end. w/ Nobody else. Enjoy.#dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #comedy #funny #ttrpg #gaming #fantasy

This episode devolves rapidly. I honestly don't know how to summarize it. w/ Sierra. Enjoy.#dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #comedy #funny #ttrpg #gaming #fantasy

The gang talks about Orcish heroin, martial artistry, Burger King cybernetic implants and sentient roller dogs. w/ Jake. Enjoy.#dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #comedy #funny #ttrpg #gaming #fantasy

Episode one. Apologies in advance to all fedora wearers.#dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #comedy #funny #ttrpg #gaming #fantasy