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Chaotic Goods
by The TTRPGuild
Garrett and Jesse (and other friends) go on a weekly roller coaster of loosely Dungeons-and-Dragons-themed bullshitting, recorded in the darkest reaches of Grandma's basement. Join our Discord to witness each episode LIVE in raw, uncut video format! - https://discord.gg/dmy4c377aG
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10: Smokin' on that Shit that Made Strahd Curse
Grandma almost kicked us out of the basement for this.w/ Jake.Enjoy.
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9: Mall Ninjas and The Great Cheese Heist
Jesse and Garrett talk about the upcoming Wizards of the Coast live-play D&D campaign, analyze the Chaotic Goods analytics, bash small-town nerd conventions and GameStop employees, ask a computer for stupid D&D campaign ideas, play Name that Monster, discuss the pitfalls of running horror games, talk about personal TTRPG experiences good and bad, and pay tribute to a real-life Dice God who recently passed. Enjoy.
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8: Virtual Beggars and Possible Bronies
The gang talks about different TTRPG systems including Goblin with a Fat Ass, delves into the extreme roleplaying elements of Jesse's new video game obsession Keizaal Online, analyzes the three pillars of D&D, discusses our favorite nerd-adjacent media, plays Guess that Monster and Racial Feature D&D Trivia, has an accusatory discussion about My Little Pony, and calls a friend. w/ Trevor. Enjoy.
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7: Mind Goblins and MILF Paintings
The gang reminisces on tragic D&D stories from our past, reviews the newest playtest release from Wizards of the Coast, plays another game of "Guess that Monster" and "D&D Never Have I Ever", Jesse tells a real-life scary cabin in the woods story, and we unpack the duality of Gary Gygax's sons. w/ Sierra. Enjoy.
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6: Total Party Kevin and Garrett David Chapman
The gang teaches Jesse the true meaning of "chud", plays some minigames, does NPC accents, compares Garrett to a famous killer, decides on this year's Halloween costumes, has an unironically serious discussion on literature, unwraps Total Party Kevin, and calls a friend. w/ Jake. Enjoy.
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5: Garrett Gets Mad and Jesse Gets Wet
The gang talks about fishing, spams the word "wet", discusses the fabled creature Manman-Man, reminisces about high school, chats about movies, covers the latest TTRPG news, and asks the burning question: Charm, Slay, or Dominate? w/ Colin. Enjoy.
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4: Chevy Silverados and Shitting While Standing
Garrett and Jesse discuss insurance claims and Chevy Silverado-related injuries, vicious mockery, Bionicle, hot tub sales, Wii FPS games, VR chat, grass-fed beef sticks, LARPing, standing while shitting, dogs that look like men, and they even get physical at the end. w/ Nobody else. Enjoy.#dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #comedy #funny #ttrpg #gaming #fantasy
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3: F*rries and W*men
This episode devolves rapidly. I honestly don't know how to summarize it. w/ Sierra. Enjoy.#dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #comedy #funny #ttrpg #gaming #fantasy
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2: Orcish Heroin and Burger King Cybernetic Implants
The gang talks about Orcish heroin, martial artistry, Burger King cybernetic implants and sentient roller dogs. w/ Jake. Enjoy.#dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #comedy #funny #ttrpg #gaming #fantasy
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1: Piss Goblins and Great Apes
Episode one. Apologies in advance to all fedora wearers.#dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #comedy #funny #ttrpg #gaming #fantasy
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Garrett and Jesse (and other friends) go on a weekly roller coaster of loosely Dungeons-and-Dragons-themed bullshitting, recorded in the darkest reaches of Grandma's basement. Join our Discord to witness each episode LIVE in raw, uncut video format! - https://discord.gg/dmy4c377aG
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The TTRPGuild
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What is Chaotic Goods about?
Garrett and Jesse (and other friends) go on a weekly roller coaster of loosely Dungeons-and-Dragons-themed bullshitting, recorded in the darkest reaches of Grandma's basement. Join our Discord to witness each episode LIVE in raw, uncut video format! - https://discord.gg/dmy4c377aG
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