CHAOTIC STUPID

What would YOU do if you were James Marsden, Nicholas Holt's brother, and watched a movie but couldn't recall the plot or the outcome? Ring in the new year with the stupidest 20 minutes of your week.

It was really hard to title this one, with such a spread of topics covered, so we went with the wrong actor and a food that wasn't available at any of the stations.

FULL TILT. This episode is the perfect length, material, and heft. We solve religion & regale you with "The ""The Matrix"""

*This is the same episode as the previous upload, shortened for your consumption and delight. The. Revolution. Will. Be. Slurped.

LISTENER BEWARE: around the 20 minute mark Ben introduces what seems to be a cult? He said it's an intellectual organization or something. Anyway you can follow along on our Instagram if you'd like to see what we were being cooked with, MK Ultra style.

Chaos, conjecture, stupidity: just add water.

When are we not talking about tennis? Polluted but undiluted content here folks: a real rally between heavy (intellectual) hitters. Joyeux cinq mai!

DUNE 2 IS HERE. The pod digs deep enough into the earth to discover the government's secret cheese reserves. Stitched together from 5 different audio files, this one has transitions, tangents, swings & misses.

SEASON 2 FINALE! Our most vulgar episode as we discuss Amazon's Saltburn. We also determine this year's theme in just under seven minutes- followed by Erica detailing Amazon's Red White & Royal Blue ... shot for shot. Season 3 promises to be the year of the guests so get ready for some MORE Chaotic Stupid Pod in 2024!

Neptune IS an ice giant. But that's not the only facet that may excite you. So sorry Ben made weird mouth noises this episode, he apparently has a new tick. We're neither naughty nor nice this holiday season- see you in a secret third way in 2024!

Who was the first to fake a moon landing? What do women think of other than ancient Rome? Why are all men the same when it comes to dump trucks squeezed into stretchy pants? What did yawl bond with your families over on turkey day?

*For your turkey day food coma / driving while stuffed brain bleaching pleasure... this episode is a roller coaster, if you zone out for a bit just zone back in. We took a road trip and boy does it show in the audio quality. We're thankful for our dozen loyal listeners this season- but we'd even more thankful if we had a sponsorship. *Playful turkeys had crossed our wires- ep has more gravy and more fun now

In this episode Marlayna audibly weeps! We skim the surface of another shallow dive, then slip right into the gaping maw of Meg 2: The Trench. Adam got a call halfway through, so we've added some transition sound effects to our vault. Check them out below. Track: "Tu Plan", NormatikMusik Music provided by https://Slip.stream Free Download/Stream: https://get.slip.stream/KinXDR Listen on Spotify: https://go-stream.link/sp-normatikmusik

Hog swim. Toe tip. Submerge and then come right back out. Like diving in, briefly. We broke the law to record this in a motor vehicle: just for you.

Some of us had to have watched The Meg, because there's a sequel. Stay with us after the jump for sun bear and alien controversy.

Guests Britney & Shawn! Ben wanted to talk about Crumpets, Kitchens & Cutlery, but the pod took a different direction. Join us for a bonus episode as we cross into previously un-tread levels of chaos and stupidity.

Season 2 is here! Marlayna details the action-packed first VHS of James Cameron's "Titanic," and speeds through the second VHS as we eat (sorry) burritos and plantains. Will Romeo & Juliet rescue the billionaires trapped under the iceberg? No.

Is it lungs? Is it eyes? Nipples? Does being a little skiddish count? Are *we* mammals? Find out in our long awaited return to the airwaves!

Erica covers Pirates of the Caribbean as best she can, we discuss COVID cooking, corpsie cookies(TM), and much more! 

Even better and possibly more chaotic than Episode 6- and we were hung over recording this one! Encourage us to keep doing this to ourselves by listening and sharing the podcast! 

In this episode Marlayna & Erica explain Hearthstone: Game of Swords. We also briefly touch on astral projection, alien news, and end with a rapid fire word association that we're not sure we were equipped for. Oh and we talk about vitamins for too long. 

In this episode, Erica explains Harry Potter in just 14 minutes, we briefly mention the Pornhub Awards- and we have on our first ever guest! 

In this one Adam switches it up by trying to explain The Notebook, we finish our coverage of "international men's day," and most importantly we end No Nuance November with a bang! 

Have we peaked? Have you? Join us as Marlayna explains what happened to the Titanic after it left NYC- but not until after we celebrate International Men's Day. 

This is a long, long discussion from a memory far, far away. So buckle up! If you're digesting this content all by yourself, consume in 2 parts. If we hoodwink someone into sponsoring us it might get easier to find a break point... more on that later. Cat glyph news: https://www.ancient-origins.net/news-history-archaeology/cat-geoglyph-0014413

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In this episode we discuss gender reveal infernos, introduce Erica's lack of movie knowledge, and try and figure out Why? carpets.