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Chapel Bell Curve
by Nathan Lawrence and Yara Manasrah
A stats-focused podcast about UGA football hosted by two idiots with liberal-arts degrees.
Episodes
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10.14 - Jurdurn Hurr - Auburn Preview
Fall is(n't) in the air, but we'll pretend for today. It's time for the Deep South's Oldest, and Dumbest Rivalry. The Auburn Tigers have a new boss, a new QB, and the same -- morally reprehensible -- defensive coordinator. Yara and Nathan are here to give you the context you need for the game…
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10.13 - Him or Me - Bama Review
It's hard to overestimate the degree to which Nathan made himself angry at Kirk Herbstreit during the recording of this episode. We almost had to do a cleansing meditation, but we've learned the lesson that Kirby taught us on Saturday: composure is just as important as fire, passion, and energy....
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10.12 - Good on Good - Bama Preview
It's not just a game week, it's that kind of game week. We gotta have are minds right, our loins girded, and our heads on a swivel. The gang at CBC is here to help you do that with the stats, the stories, and the numbers (explained by Yara!) that you need for the upcoming collision between the...
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10.11 - The Anaconda Effect - Vandy Review
Yara and Nathan are back today to review a game between the hedges where the numbers tell us a different story than our hearts. We're going back to our roots on this one. Yara is here to explain some stats, Nathan reveals his Eurotrash vendetta, and it's a split decision on whether or not Jared...
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10.10 - No One's Committed Until They're Signed - Vandy Preview
Yara and Nathan are back to talk you through a game where UGA is a 24 pt. favorite. Undettered, we manage to break down the beef between the Dawgs and Jared Curtis, look at the season the 'Dores are currently in the midst of, and make a steak bet because Nathan can't eat elephant or dog. All of...
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10.9 - The Soooners Beat the Sooners - Oklahoma Review
Listen, you've got pressing questions. What do we take from this weekend's game? How good is this Dawgs team, and how confused was John Mateer? We've got answers. And John Mateer was very confused. Yara and Nathan are here to break down the Oklahoma game. News Update - 3:58 Qualitative Review -...
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10.8 - Boomer Shooner - Oklahoma Preview
What happens when an immovable object is paired with an incredibly stoppable force? Brent Venables has dedicated this season of Oklahoma Sooners football to finding out. Yara is surprised this isn't a ranked matchup, Nathan has thoughts on what it means to have a ridiculous defense and an...
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10.7 - Indy Dril Deez Timeouts - Arkansas Review
This is sort of the "Sliding Doors" of UGA blowouts. If you're most fans, you see a comfortable win over an SEC opponent. Kirby Smart and Trey Scott, on the other hand, saw an opportunity for more practice. We see an opportunity for more content. So here we are, a day late and loaded for pig. If...
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10.6 - Kirby Smart's Natal Chart - Arkansas Preview
Listen, this one is kind of a journey. Yara has number, Nathan is covering vibes, and we get off on a tangent trying to answer the question, "Did Kirby Smart do mushrooms at the 1998 Widespread Panic show in downtown?" Other important questions we try to answer include "What kind of Capricorn is...
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10.5 - Side Eye Emoji's and Big Red - WKU Review
We're here less eulogize Big Red (what is dead may never die), and more to talk about what this game tells us about the rest of the season. Kirby wants you to believe that it can't tell you much, but we have questions. News Update - 2:52 Qualitative Review - 5:45 Quantitative Review - 30:59 If…
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10.4 - Big Red Goes to Herculaneum - WKU Preview
We're here to answer all your pressing questions about the Hilltoppers. Who are these guys? What is relevant about Bowling Green, Kentucky, and would Big Red have lathered himself in olive oil at one of Emperor Nero's parties? (He absolutely would have) News Update - 3:45 Qualitative Preview…
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10.3 - Tiger, Tiger, Lit on Fire - TSU Review
Yara and Nathan are here to review an absolute scorcher of a game, in both the good and bad way. We'll be breaking down the qualitative and quantitative sides of the Dawgs romp of the Tigers, trying to figure out what we can take away from Saturday, and getting really excited about the tight end...
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10.2 - Getting Back Our Get Back - UGA Season Previes & TSU
It's time to break down the Dawgs. In lieu of an hour about Tennessee State, we've moved the UGA preview here. Get ready for position by position breakdowns, waxing rhapsodic over the tight ends, and worries about Gunner Stockton's development. News and Updates - 5:02 Georgia Season Preview…
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10.1 - Fin Domming Mike Bobo - 2026 SEC Preview
It's time to talk about 15 teams that we love to hate. It's the SEC Preview. Yara is #ready to work, CFB '27 is ruining Nathan's life, and we don't miss a chance to talk about our behateds. 2:17 - A Unified Philosophy of CBC 11:36 - Personal Updates 16:14 - The Big 5 42:57 - SEC Preview 45:13 -...
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9.24 - Belt to Alabama - SEC Championship Review
It's time to review a cleansing victory. We may not have cleansed all the trauma on Saturday, but the Bulldog Nation took a big step towards it. Yara and Nathan are here to break down the game that was, yell about the CFP Committee, and give you all the stats you need after a wonderful weekend....
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9.23 - Let Uga fight Kalen DeBoer - SEC Championship Preview
Listen, it's time to get your mind right. It's a big match up this weekend at the Benz, and Yara and Nathan are here to prepare you for everything that's happening on Saturday. We talk about what an SEC Championship means in 2025, break down the game in way more detail than your probably used to,...
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9.22 - Hard Times at the Cut Water Bar - GT Review
Good day and Go Dawgs. It's your favorite (?) co-hosts back again to break down the Georgia Tech game. We talk injuries, decide that Lane Kiffin would be a pretty bad public school teacher -- for multiple reasons -- and try to figure out what happened on Black Friday. Yara and Nathan are here to...
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9.21 - Brent Key Slouches Toward Mercedes-Benz - GT Preview
This is a big one. An early holiday present just for you. We're thankful for all of our listeners, so here's something for the long ride to Thanksgiving. Yara and Nathan review the Charlotte game, break down the matchup against Tech, talk some mean shit, and answer patron questions. If you liked...
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9.20 - Lane Kiffin is Warm Toned - Charlotte Preview
Yara and Nathan are here and searching for anything to say about this game other than that we hope no one gets hurt. Instead, we'll talk about color theory, seniors we will miss, and where this team can go from here. It's the Charlotte preview. If you liked today's episode, please leave us a…
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9.19 - A Unified Theory and the Death of Big Cow - Texas Review
Damn it feels good to humble Texas. We're here to breakdown all the action over an action-packed weekend. Yara hurt her knee, ended up with a hickey, and was stuck on Nathan's porch for 45 minutes. Nathan went to the game with his wife, and got a headache from having 2 (two) spritzes. We're gonna...
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9.18 - Furious about the Permian Basin - Texas Preview
We're back, and we're here to talk through the biggest(?) game of the season so far. Texas is coming to town, and we're here to talk about Arch, and all the other players on the field other than Arch that may affect the game more. Yara has a bone to pick with cultural fit, and Nathan is still…
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9.17 - Crying About the Dawgs in H Mart - Mississippi State Reveiw
Nathan wants to talk about Korean food and relationship advice, and Yara is forced to apologize to Mike Bobo. We also talk about football, and a win over the Bizarro Bulldogs that left us blessedly calm on Saturday afternoon. If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If…
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9.16 - The CLANGA Clangs for Thee - UF Review, Mss. State Preview
We're back, and we hope it's better late than never. You're getting a combo episode today, but don't worry. Yara got kicked out of Barstool Bar in Nashville, Hugh Freeze got fired, and oh yeah, we've got two games to talk about. It's a very special episode, and we're happy to be here to bring it…
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9.15 - Billy Napier, we hardly knew ye - Florida Preview
We're joined today by MaconDawg, proprietor of Dawg Sports, and Professor Emeritus of the Dawg Intelligentsia. With Yara and Nathan, he'll help us breakdown the off- and on-field drama goin into this weekends game. (It's mostly off-field drama) We'll talk about Billy Napier, Brian Kelly, and the...
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9.14 - Lane Kiffin's Ayahuasca Stash - Ole Miss Review
Yara and Nathan are here to talk about a weekend were we went through the full cycle of grief and rebirth. It got weird, and we're weird enough to rise to the challenge. What do the stats say? The defense was bad, but in a more intelligent way. The offense was good, and Gunner should get the...
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9.13 - Stop Body Shaming, Lane - Ole Miss Preview
Yara and Nathan are back at again with the Ole Miss preview. We've got story lines (we still hate Pat McAfee), analysis (Joey Freshwater can call plays, y'all), and statistics (this one's gonna be close) to get your head on straight for a top-ten matchup this weekend. News Updates - 3:20...
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9.12 - Tales from the Auburn Wal-Mart - Auburn Review
Yara and Nathan are back to breakdown a terrifying, frustrating, and wonderful win on the plains. Scenes from the beer case at the Auburn Wal-Mart, stats that show how confusing these Dawgs can be, and an unreasonable demand from Yara backed up by the power of friendship. Qualitative Review…
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9.11 - Happy Ego-Death Day, Hugh Freeze - Auburn Preview
Get ready for the newest edition of the Deep South's Oldest rivalry with Yara and Nathan. We're here to analyze the game, make fun of Hugh Freeze, and teach Yara how insufferable Auburn fans can be. Go Dawgs. News Updates - 3:36 Qualitative Preview - 22:50 Quantitative Preview - 37:39 If you…
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9.10 - Putting the Cats to Bed (Wearing Socks) - Kentucky Review
We're here after a blow-out win that left us with quite a few questions. Nathan is a little worried about the defense, but along for the ride. Yara is still demanding that heads shall roll. And we're all sending the offensive line our power. It's the Kentucky review. New Updates - 3:28…
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9.9 - Unburden Yourself - Bama Review
Yara and Nathan are back, and we have a lot of feelings. Yara has some things to say about the coaching staff, Nathan tries to talk you all back from the edge, and we break down another heartbreaker for the Dawgs. Qualitative Review - 3:19 Quantitative Review - 1:01:33 If you liked today's…
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9.8 - Say a Sutra for the Dawgs - Bama Preview
Yara and Nathan are here to kick ass, chew bubblegum, and make raunchy jokes about the Yellowhammer state. And they're all out of bubblegum. The Bama preview is here. Yara has Gen Z beef, Nathan has storylines and stats, and we're appealing to every Dawg out their to appeal to whatever God…
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9.7 - Rocky Topped - Tennessee Review
Yara and Nathan are here to celebrate the loss by the Volunteers to our Dawgs. We're here to talk about the humiliation of the Gators, some notes and quotes, and gasp a significant number of actual stats. It's a vintage episode for an ass-kicking that we've come to expect. News Updates - 4:06...
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9.6 - This Insult is a Gender-Neutral Term - Tennessee Preview
Listen, no one likes orange, we know that for sure. To help us get in that anti-orange mindset, your two indefatigable co-hosts are here to hate on Tennessee, talk about some number, and release of the pressure and anxiety caused by wondering how good Gunner Stockton actually is. News Updates -...
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9.5 - It's not Your Fault, Mike - Austin Peay Review
Yara and Nathan are back! Join us today to review a rain delayed victory over the Governors. We've got reactions (shrugging emoji), vibes, and some stats for those of you who don't read spreadsheets for fun. Also, Yara doesn't blame Mike Bobo. We're making progress! News Updates - 2:51…
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9.4 - There May (Not) be Stats - Austin Peay Preview
It's FCS weekend, and as always, we enter the episode not knowing what we're going to talk about, and leave an hour letter after editing out a shocking amount of Nathan Ranting. Yara is here to play sheepdog, Nathan has thoughts, neither of us have a lot to say about a game without a line, and...
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9.3 - The Tenets of Kirby's Dharma - Marshall Review
Nathan and Yara are back in action this week to talk about the Dawgs destruction of the Herd last Saturday. Yara hates Carson Beck, but is ok with Mike Bobo. Nathan has reservations about the offensive line, but likes how the defense is out for a day at the Dawg park. We all love KJ Bolden and...
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9.2 - Get Dabo a Podcast Mic - 2025 UGA Season Preview
Yara learned an important lesson this week: don't order a seafood boil in West Georgia at 2 a.m. Hopefully you can learn something important today as well: what to expect from the Dawgs in 2025. We're here to break down this team from top to bottom, and get you ready for this weekends matchup...
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9.1 - Hugh Freeze's Nightmare Blunt Rotation - SEC Preview
It's CFB preseason and everything feels a little bit better. The grass is greener, the birdsong is more beautiful, and the BS of the world is easier to ignore. Yara and Nathan are here to celebrate these good vibes with the SEC preview. We're previewing all 15 non-UGA SEC teams. Asking the hard...
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8.26 - Not Notrah Dom - Sugar Bowl Preview
Yara and Nathan are back to talk about the Sugar Bowl. But first, we're going to break down how we fared at the SECCG, talk about holiday movies, and set expectations for Gunner Stockton. If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a...
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8.25 - Texa$$ - SECCG Preview
Against all odds, the Dawgs are playing in the SEC Championship game this weekend. Yara and Nathan are here to get you ready. We've got storylines, a vibes check, some juicy stats, and predictions for this weekends game. Come for the numbers, stay for Yara explaining how Kirby smart is a shady...
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8.24 - The 8th Circle of OT Hell - GT Review
We made it through the longest day of the year, the hopefully-not-annual tradition of going into 8 overtimes against an outmatched Georgia Tech team. Yara and Nathan survived - barely - and are here to talk you through it all. Including a Mike Bobo rant from someone other than Yara, talk about…
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8.23 - Let Carson Eat - Mega GT Preview
You know that place where genuine human connection would go if your family wasn't The Way It Is? We made a two-hour long episode to feel those awkward spaces this week, and get you through Thanksgiving to Clean, Old Fashioned Hate. Yara and Nathan are back with vintage Yara rage, Thanksgiving Hot...
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8.22 - The Volunteering Minutemen - Tennessee Review & UMass Preview
Yara and Nathan are here this week to do what the Dawgs look to do this Saturday: take care of business. Join us as we review the Tennessee game, breakdown the stats you need to know, and figure out what we can expect - and what we want - from the rest of the season. Qualitative - 3:08…
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8.21 - General Neyland's Cadaver - Tennessee Preview
Have you hated the color orange today? If you haven't, now is the time. Yara and Nathan are back to talk about the Body Farm (which is actually pretty neat), hate on the hillbilly brigade, and break down a matchup that is surprisingly hard to predict. Why do Vegas and the numbers disagree? Why…
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8.20 - Mike Bobo Used Splash - Ole Miss Review
It's time to deal with the thing we fear the most. Not a loss to a conference opponent, or humiliation at the hands of the SEC's most annoyingly waspy fanbase, but therapy. Yara and Nathan are here to be with you in this group session. We're gonna talk it all out. We go over our days (Yara saw…
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8.19 - Pick a Lane - Ole Miss Preview
Yara and Nathan are with the episode you've been waiting for. We're talking about Heighty Teighty, Land Sharks, Joey Freshwater, and all the dirt Yara can find. We're breaking down the game, talking about stats, and giving our predictions. We're here with the Ole Miss Preview. Highlights Include...
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8.18 - We Come Not to Praise Carson - Florida Review
Hello! Nothing crazy going on today, nope, everything's fine. The only thing of note that we have to talk about is the Florida review. Nathan and Yara are here to walk you through their weekends, psychoanalyze a quarterback, and use the Vibe Chart (TM TM TM) to talk about where we are in the...
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8.17 - Why do *you* hate Florida - Florida Preview
It's hate week. We know you have all been hating the gators like you should, but we're here to help you put that little bit of extra juice into it. Yara, Nathan, and Macon Dawg are here with a plus-sized CBC episode to walk you through why we hate florida, break down the game, talk about stats…
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8.16 - Nathan Eats a 22oz Steak - Texas Review
We're back, y'all! Yara and Nathan are here to review the Dawgs' biggest win of the season, a 30 - 15 defeat of the #1 Texas Longhorns. Yara's mom has a connection to God, Nathan lost a bet by predicting a Texas win and has to eat a steak, and Yara still hasn't forgiven you, Michael Bobo....
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8.15 - Mike Bobo Won't Make it on the Track - Texas Preview w. Zack Kalet
Hey y'all! It's such a big game that we decided to release two Texas previews! Yara is joined by guest host Zack Kalet to talk about the big game against the Longhorns, take Mike Bobo down a peg, and teach you about F1 through the a college football lens. If you liked today's episode, please…
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