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Chatabix
by Keep It Light Media / Big Oval Plate
Comedians Joe Wilkinson & David Earl chat utter drivel to each other 3 - 5 days a week. They natter to celebrities and deep dive into guests with interesting lives (as theirs is so boring). Occasionally they plan a surprise for each other to pep it up a bit. David loves hearing about behind the scenes stuff from TV shows and writing jingles. Joe likes adventuring and is obsessed with the podcast charts. Sometimes they'll embark on a day out podding together just so they can get out of the house. It's a brilliantly chaotic podcast which occasionally covers regular topics like TV Reviews, Snooker, Canal boating and Music.
Episodes
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S16 Ep 904 Last of the Summer Eps: David’s Getting A Puppy
After a bit of a break, Chatabix is back next week with Series 17. But before all that, we still have three episodes for you to hear that were recorded at the end of the summer. So here’s the first of them… David and his family have finally decided to take the plunge and get a puppy. So after he...
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S16 Ep 903 Listener's Mailbag: The Great ‘Men In Tight Shorts’ Debate
In this week’s bulging Mailbag, there’s messages about a Rovers review, some very thin shorts, the Chatabix theme tune, a collection of comments about sports clothing and men’s toggers, some cosy parent memories and a scary story from Jersey. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:...
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S16 Ep 902: David’s Mega Holiday Debrief - Part 3
It’s the third and final instalment of David’s tales from his epic European camper van holiday. So, there’s moving on from Venice to Bolognia, a mosquito crisis and another big change in plans, a very restful six day stay at Lake Idro, a bit too much volleyball and the return of David’s dreaded...
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S16 Ep 901: David’s Mega Holiday Debrief - Part 2
It’s time for more tales from David’s epic family holiday touring around Europe in a camper van. There’s a dramatic change in plans, a scary near-miss on the road, meeting a lovely Belgian couple, a long drive to Dijon, driving over the Swiss mountains to Italy, a very bug-filled night’s sleep,...
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S16 Ep 900: David’s Mega Holiday Debrief - Part 1
Via the magic of podcasting, David is now back from his epic summer family holiday and has so much to tell us about it. Although, he’s strangely reluctant at first. But once Joe’s warmed him up with some news of his recent trip to the Isle of Wight, David starts to recount the first few days of…
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S16 Ep 899 Vault Mondays: Jane Asher and What Direction Do You Go In At 48?
For this archive show, we head back to 2022 - and in this one we talked about Joe being in South Africa and how we’ve both been treading water in life. First posted 30th May 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at...
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S16 Ep 898 Listener’s Mailbag: Cosy Moments and Marcus Brigstocke
In today’s mailbag, we have tales about a crunch crunch in Bristol , a request for some one-liner feedback, badly behaved kids, being mistaken for a tramp and a collection of cosy parent moments, Plus, there’s a long diversion from David about spotting the comedian Marcus Brigstocke in the…
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S16 Ep 897: David’s Holiday Departure
It’s the day before David embarks on his month-long campervan holiday, touring around Europe with his family. So he and Joe use today’s show to have a run through of all David’s hopes, fears and preparations for the adventure ahead of him. And also talk about something for 15 minutes that we…
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S16 Ep 896: Pop-Up Tents and Haemorrhoid Tablets Pt 2
Following on from yesterday’s show, David settles back to hear about Joe’s trip to the chemists to buy some haemorrhoid tablets. And more importantly, just how awkward did he find the experience?! Then after that, they run through a list of the top 20 comedy pods to decide which ones would read…
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S16 Ep 895: Pop-Up Tents and Haemorrhoid Tablets Pt 1
On today’s eclectic itinerary, there’s chat about renting a van, Ted Lasso, Scam Interceptors, pop-up tents, snoring, David’s root canal work, some recent quipping, a strange incident in Joe’s road and David’s uncomfortable encounter with an angry dog. Then later in the show, when Joe mentions...
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S16 Ep 894 Vault Mondays: Window Cleaning and Smoking Cigarettes
In this archive show from 2022, David tells Joe about his time as a window cleaner and then Joe reveals all about his cigarette smoking. First posted on 20th September 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at [email protected]...
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S16 Ep 893 Listener’s Mailbag: Heroes and Dead Bodies
It’s Friday, so obviously it’s time to delve into the Chatabix mailbag again. On today’s show - meeting a footballing legend, meeting a musical hero, making mischief, some funny names, cycling shorts, finding an almost dead body, encounters with oddballs and a littering confrontation. Plus, David...
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S16 Ep 892: Suggs, Waterparks and Being Ignored
First up, Joe tells David about seeing the Madness singer Suggs on his train the other day. Then David wants to recount his recent trip to the Splashdown water park in Torquay for one of his son’s birthdays. And let’s just say, in spite of really liking the experience, he has a lot to say about...
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S16 Ep 891: TV Joe Hasn’t A Clue
It’s about time for another of TV Joe’s quizzes and as luck would have it, here he is! For this episode he’s gone all Radio 4 and prepared something slightly different - his version of the classic panel show ’I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue’. So settle back and listen to how David and Joe fair with…
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S16 Ep 890: The Good, The Bad & The Football
Back in the midst of this summer’s World Cup, Joe was lucky enough to be invited onto his favourite football podcast - The Good, The Bad & The Football - hosted by Paul Scholes, Nicky Butt and Paddy McGuinness. So in this episode, he finally gets to tell David everything about the experience. And...
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S16 Ep 889 Vault Mondays: Joe's Weight and Joe's Impressions
We’re heading back to the early days of the pod for this archive show. In this one, we chatted about bleak venues, other podcasts, Joe's impressions, Joe's weight loss, Joe's speed eating, Deacon Blue, Talent Agency feedback and finish with Part 3 of our Howard's Way watch-along. First posted on…
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S16 Ep 888 Listener’s Mailbag: Sex Shops and Epic Catch-Ups
In today’s very varied Mailbag, there’s messages about a youthful massage, checking out sex shops, Joe look-a-likes, the Tower Of Power at Siam Park, a ’catching up with Chatabix’ apology, stolen VW badges and a lovely bit of Sting trivia. Happy Friday! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y...
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S16 Ep 887: Joe’s List of Delights
Joe’s starting writing a list of things to talk about on the pod and in this episode, he’s want to see if they spark any interest with David. Subjects include watching a man dig a grave, covers bands, Joe’s stolen beach shoes, watching trucks queuing outside a Travis Perkins, hugging too much,...
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S16 Ep 886: The Man Who Leaves No Trace
On today’s show, David tells Joe about a suspicious ‘cold-call’ gardener he’s just been speaking with, they both recount tales of rouge traders they’ve used in the past and David attempts some online investigations. Then, as Joe’s been staying in Bristol for the past few days where he went to art...
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S16 Ep 885: David’s Test Match Special
David’s just had a magical day at the Trent Bridge Test Match in Nottingham, made even more special as he and his family met Ben Stokes outside the grounds beforehand. Little did they know that later that day Ben would be announcing his retirement from international cricket. So it was a big day…
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S16 Ep 884 Vault Mondays: Sunglasses and Nigel Farage
Time for another archive show! In this episode we talked about sunglasses, audio issues, acting, Joe's dream, lacking self confidence, David's being a Tory, Richard Herring's podcast numbers, Nigel Farage, Joe's chat with Rob Beckett, David's fruity intro/outro. First posted on 3rd June 2021 FOR...
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S16 Ep 883: Listener’s Mailbag: Chatabands and A Fox’s Tale
In today’s Mailbag, there’s messages about dredging a canal, a back-catalogue marathon, a very late entry for Battle Of The Chatabands, not understanding shadows, a One In A Million story, a naughty tradesman and meeting your musical hero. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT…
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S16 Ep 882: A VIP Pass To The Cure - Part 2
Picking up from the previous show, David continues his story about his magical time at The Cure’s concert at the Isle of Wight Festival. Well, this time he mainly talks about some annoying people next to him in the audience, but that didn’t stop him enjoying the whole day immensely. Plus, he and...
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S16 Ep 881: A VIP Pass To The Cure - Part 1
First up, Joe tells David about getting locked out of his house recently - with the added stress of being topless and only wearing a little pair of shorts. So how on earth did he get out of that?! Then Joe wants to find out about David’s trip to see The Cure at The Isle of Wight Festival, which…
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S16 Ep 880: Joe & David's Magical Sitcom Tour
The first episode of their new TV series - Joe & David's Magical Sitcom Tour - is out today on U&Gold. So it’s time for the guys to do some promotion for it on Chatabix and explain a little about what you can expect from the show. Which as you’d imagine, doesn’t go completely to plan but they do...
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S16 Ep 879 Vault Mondays: Ronald McDonald and The new Telly Addicts Game
It’s another dip into the Chatabix archives vault. And in this one, we chat about Ronald McDonald, M.A.S.H, doing weird things as a kid, why are we even bothering with this podcast, texting Josh Widdicombe, Joe buying Coke Zero, David's wife cooked a crap meal, and our new Telly Addicts Game.…
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S16 Ep 878 Listener’s Mailbag: Very Old Emails and First Kisses
On today’s Mailbag, David and Joe decide to find out how far back they can go back in the Yahoo account to find some really old emails, which ends up taking ages. But never fear, they manage to fill all that scrolling time with a few anecdotes. And once they're up and running, there’s emails…
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S16 Ep 877: Graham’s Song and Morning Walks
Picking up from yesterday’s show, Joe wants to find out more about David’s early morning walks. But before they get into that, David updates Joe on a song he’s written about his new and very platonic relationship with a man. Then it’s on with the walking chat - and also a slightly morbid…
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S16 Ep 876: Men Give Their Willy No Thought
Shortly before recording today’s pod, David saw a man wearing some very revealing trousers which clearly displayed his significant ‘package’. So obviously his and Joe’s discussion about that takes up most of the show - along with their thoughts on why people wear cycling shorts and the...
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S16 Ep 875: Clear Headed And Nothing To Say
Well this is one of those tricky eps where David and Joe have a bit of a struggle finding things to talk about. But alongside a lot of head scratching, they manage to discuss David’s morning encounter with a man trying find a conference, a very nice young man in a farm shop, an iMessage game, an...
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S16 Ep 874 Vault Mondays: Experimental Party
It’s archive episode time! And in this one, we try and have a party with some Patreons and it fails. Classic Chatabix. First posted on 9th May 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See...
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S16 Ep 873 Listener’s Mailbag: Sloe Gin and Stand-offs
In this week’s rather low-energy mailbag, there’s a great meeting your hero story, the making of a very slow gin and tonic, a master of comedy writing, a traffic stand-off story, some trouser advice, Park Run questions, thoughts on South East London, more funny names and more serving famous…
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S16 Ep 872: Being Naughty and Top 10 Names
On today’s show, David and Joe discuss wholesome teenagers, how naughty they were when they were kids, find out what the top ten names were when they were born and then what they are now. Simple as that! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch...
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S16 Ep 871: Mind Reading and Teeth Control
Well, it turns out this is actually the second part of a double bubble episode. So picking things up from where the last show ended, David has three things to tell Joe about. 1) The lovely time he had in Henfield recently, 2) an amazing mind reading magician at a family party, 3) needing to visit...
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S16 Ep 870: Accidentally Edgy and The Coffee Crone
It’s a thematically themed episode today as Joe recounts his recent encounter with a very unpleasant person and David tells us about standing up for himself in a coffee shop. At first these two incidents might seem totally unconnected - but the links will reveal themselves as the stories unfold…...
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S16 Ep 869 Vault Mondays: Joe Shat Himself and The Brazilian Ice Cream Salesman
An archive episode for the die-hard Chatabix completists out there - as the sound quality is pretty atrocious on this one. We chat about being ill, Joe crapping himself and listen to a new version of Happy Happy Girl First posted on 1st November 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y...
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S16 Ep 868 Listener’s Mailbag: Very Funny Names and a Young Snooper
Today’s mailbag bring us messages about a running club set up in memory of a much loved brother, what we do when listening to the pod, more comments from a weed smoker, more funny names, a couple of horrible bosses, a children’s skateboarding book and a prolific adolescent house-snooper. FOR ALL...
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S16 Ep 867: Taking A Liking To Someone
David’s taken a liking to a man he’s recently met. So, as well as telling us all about that, he wants to know from Joe who the newest person in his life is that he likes. It turns out to be such an interesting question that they might even make it a new section for the pod. Also, there’s some…
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S16 Ep 866: Gossiping and Meeting Your Heroes - Ep 2
Picking up from yesterday’s show about the potential pitfalls of meeting your heroes, there’s more chat about The Cure, Joe recounts the time Roachford came on the pod and he explains just how much Glen Hoddle meant to him in his youth. Plus, the two of them dissect how embarrassingly they dealt...
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S16 Ep 865: Gossiping and Meeting Your Heroes - Ep 1
Apologies in advance as today’s episode kicks off with a lot of gossiping from David and Joe. But as they can’t reveal what it’s actually about, things soon get pretty confusing. After that, David wants to talk about the upcoming Cure concert he’s going to and how he’d cope if he ever met Robert...
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S16 Ep 864 Vault Mondays: Producer and Morning Swimming
It’s another episode unearthed from the Chata-archives. And in this one, we chat about whether we need a producer and Joe goes for a dip in Cape Town First posted on 1st June 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at...
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S16 Ep 863 Listener’s Mailbag: Cool Classmates and VHS Tapes
Mailbag time! And in today’s show, we read messages about a very cool classmate, condiment dilutions, a long-running wrong name, Crowborough recollections, a home-made VHS film library, top 5 songs and have a deep-dive into old cigarette brands. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:...
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S16 Ep 862: David’s Cluedo Coincidence and More OIAM
David’s recently bought a secondhand Cluedo board game, which soon after gave him his very own One In A Million moment. So he tells Joe about that and they then take a look at some more miraculous OIAM tales sent in from listeners. There’s stories about a Hong Kong reunion, a lottery near-miss, a...
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S16 Ep 861: Triple Bubble Ep 3 - The Investigators
It’s the third and final show of our Triple Bubble extravaganza. And in this one, David and Joe read out some of the emails sent to us following their recent ‘sinister farm’ investigations. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at...
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S16 Ep 860: Triple Bubble Ep 2 - Rightmove, Colds and Pod Lengths
It’s show two of our Triple Bubble episode. And this time the conversation topics include where else David’s considered re-locating to, Joe’s Rightmove search history, more conversation ideas, Where’s Neil Now, how people deal with colds, recording 850 episodes and a random pod title (with...
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S16 Ep 859 Vault Mondays: Beach Bomber and The Birdyman
On today’s show from the archives, Joe’s been on the Thames and David’s been on the River Dart. Then David gives us news about the beach bomber and they talk about a man in Brighton who makes bird noises. First posted on 1st September 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT…
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S16 Ep 858 Listener’s Mailbag: Flashy Cars and Menacing Children
In this week’s mailbag, we read messages about nasal sprays, visualised podcasts, a water sports quip, a flashy new car, Ronnie Barker’s antique shop, a menacing new TV show idea and looking for pheasants. Happy Friday! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok...
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S16 Ep 857: Triple Bubble Ep 1 - Five Ideas
That’s right, it’s a first for the pod as David and Joe have recorded a Triple Bubble episode! And to kick things off, the first show is all about the five conversation ideas that they brought along to talk about. Namely - understanding pensions, David’s chocolaty voice, an old man staring…
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S16 Ep 856: David Gets Attacked!
After a few week’s break from podding due to holidays, illnesses and other diversions, Chatabix is back! And we’re back with a bang - as David has a very dramatic story to tell Joe about being attacked on a train recently. So buckle up and settle back as David explains all. FOR ALL THINGS...
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S15 Ep 855 Listener’s Mailbag: Robert Smith and Impressions
In today’s mailbag, there’s messages about growing up living next to Robert Smith, love for Muswell Hill, lunch time darts, some very sweet ‘mundane parenting’ stories, Tesco celeb spots, an impression of David and Joe, a golden moment, a workplace easter egg and gaming on drugs. Happy Friday!…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Comedians Joe Wilkinson & David Earl chat utter drivel to each other 3 - 5 days a week. They natter to celebrities and deep dive into guests with interesting lives (as theirs is so boring). Occasionally they plan a surprise for each other to pep it up a bit. David loves hearing about behind the scenes stuff from TV shows and writing jingles. Joe likes adventuring and is obsessed with the podcast charts. Sometimes they'll embark on a day out podding together just so they can get out of the house. It's a brilliantly chaotic podcast which occasionally covers regular topics like TV Reviews, Snooker, Canal boating and Music.
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Keep It Light Media / Big Oval Plate
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What is Chatabix about?
Comedians Joe Wilkinson & David Earl chat utter drivel to each other 3 - 5 days a week. They natter to celebrities and deep dive into guests with interesting lives (as theirs is so boring). Occasionally they plan a surprise for each other to pep it up a bit. David loves hearing about behind the...
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