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Chats With Cats Podcast
by Chats With Cats
Nothings off-topic on our Chats With Cats Podcast, we discuss everything!Relationship advice, tinder dates, the worst things about social media, the downside of religion, Covid 19, current sporting events, life struggles & things we all do but never talk about.So come vent with Dan, Rick & Mark as we unpack the world as we see it and try and stop the cats from chewing through the cables.
Episodes
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THE END OF A SEASON
Our final episode of the season. We will be back soon with season 4 so stay tuned!! Speaking to strangers in lines - Dumb things about Facebook - We break down Ricks gig - Bullying at schools - Cute kids vs ugly kids - Winning the Powerball with a gift - The golden ticket is almost found…
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ARE YOU OK? YOU LOOK TIRED!
Custom number plates - How you feel by how you look - Getting changed with the curtains open - Marks new skincare routine - Showing, night time vs morning Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
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THE NIPPLE CRIPPLE
The death of Andrew Symonds - The towel whip and nipple cripples - FIFA, the game of the century - Can I have your Netflix password? - Only fans are people jealous - gastric banding good or bad idea? Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
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CHEATING ON THE DISNEY DICK RIDE
Videos games are now impossible - Bluetooth ear pieces are still being used - Power rangers is very fucking stupid - Online shopping can be terrible - Tips to get rid of cold calls - Don't stack your shopping like this!!! - What job adds are really are trying to say - Accidentally hurting people...
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HANG ON A SECOND, IM NOT DEAD!
Marks out for the week - Mothers day gifts and the weekend that was - Rude customers blasting special needs staff - Take away places running out of food - More dumb invention ideas - What do you do with your kids shitty craft projects - What food shouldn't be a main meal - Getting sent to the...
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SELL ME 10 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE
Cheating in relationships - Flares in sport - Rick talks about his tennis crush again - Crypto currency and the sponsor deals - Wet dreams are impossible - Home ground advantage in sports - Stealing 10K to make 40 million - Would you sell time for money? Advertising Inquiries:...
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PLEASE DON'T POO ON MY BED!
Sick kids get the best of Rick - Catch and release on fishing - Playing for the other team - Moss is still haunted -The truth handshake - Don't play with poo - You can't call me "Mate" anymore - GOT Vs The Last Kingdom - Rick in the playground... did he go too far? Advertising Inquiries:...
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HOW TO PISS OVER 3 METERS
The pissing competition - The weirdest things people do while driving - Posting your pets birthdays online - Things people go crazy over in the morning - Where to sit at a dinner party - Hold music is the worst - Home phones and our longest calls ever - Speaking a different language during…
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THE WANKING SAMURAI
The zoo is just Meerkats - The perception of covid vs a year ago - Anzac silence and the punch in the face - Russian tennis stars banned - Facebook is a Fake book - Marks "friend" got a rub and tug in Japan Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out:...
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RELAX AND ACT LIKE A CHICKEN FOR ME
Is hypnotism real or fake? - Would we believe a psychic reading? - Taking vitamins and how long they take to work - Getting intimidated by people - Sports fans not being loyal - Remembering kid stuff that ruined your day Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out:...
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YOU CAN'T ROAD RAGE NEAR HOME!
Easter egg hunts and what chocolate do you prefer? - Mass shootings are out of control - Road rage near home vs in the city - Does Rick have a special interest in Nick Kyrgios? - Rubbing someones feet with vinegar - Stealing someone suit Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy…
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I NEED A CAR THAT WILL BLOW ON MY FACE
Ricks new invention - Whats better? glass cans or plastic - Bad reception 3g,4g,5g - When the internet goes down in 2022 - Sports replays and the quality of cameras - Busking in the park to pick up single mums Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out:...
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IS THAT COCAINE IN THE WATER?
Were are back with more excuses - The friendly game of tennis - The biggest drug bust in SA history - The fall out of Will Smith - What 3 celebrities would you take to dinner - Whats your most common time, time? - Things that shouldn't be reusable Advertising Inquiries…
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HOW TO BUY AN ENGAGEMENT RING
Kids and the weird shit they do - Understanding what a tonsil stone is - How to buy an engagement ring - Netflix price rises! should we complain? - Dans crazy inventions.... are they any good? Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
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KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING PODCAST!!!
Will Smith "ROCKS" the world - Mark hangs out with covid, gets sick but doesn't get covid - Booking things online vs calling up - Invites and the starting time, when do you arrive - A super crazy week in the world of sports - a China plane goes down! What really happened? Advertising Inquiries:...
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THE PROCESS OF A HANDSHAKE
Light shops are bad - Ring tones over the last 20 years - The process of a hand shake - Blowing on hot food items is ridiculous - Double dipping food in dips & sauces - Tattoos & QR codes - How people sneeze - Netflix should have this feature Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...
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DEVILS BREATH IS TERRIFYING
AFL season starts - Elections, core flute signs & annoying tatcis - Escape rooms - Lying in retail small talk - Retail customers fighting customers - What are the best business names we have seen - The spread of devils breath Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out:...
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WHATS YOUR BATTLE CREATURE?
Cutting your nails - Drinks with too much ice - The Shoey and what's to come - Are people with binoculars creeps? - Choosing your battle creature - Holding the door for people, Whats the distance you give up? - Flat earth people! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy &...
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DAN ENDS UP IN EMERGENCY
Dan is sick with no cure - The passing of Shane Warne - Rick gets some bad news - Mark gets stitched up by a business - Everything is so expensive now - Marketplace again!! - What is Deli short for? - Is there more wheels or doors in the world Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...
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MH370 + 911
We were unable to record our usual Monday & Sunday podcast this week due to some health issues. So here is an unreleased episode on 9-11 and MH370 to fill in the time before we can return. Please keep in mind there will be no Sunday episode this week. Hopefully we can get back on track next week…
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IS THIS ITEM STILL AVAILABLE?
Using Ubers and the unspoken rules - Market Place selling buying and trying to understand why people are so annoying - Garage sales with Robert - The anger behind YouTube adverts - Going to the movies in 2022 - First dates at the movies when you're a teenager Advertising Inquiries:...
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THE WAR ON UKRAINE
We're back after Dan and Rick get the flu not covid! - Australia floods - Russia invade Ukraine - The shark attack in Sydney - Seeing a fin in the water 200 meters off shore - People telling you to have a safe flight - Bad plane flights we have had Advertising Inquiries:...
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BREAKING UP WITH YOUR HAIRDRESSER
Can a TV be too big? - Is the comedy film dead - Is it better to be kind or honest - Parents letting their kids cry in public - Working from home is the worst - Blowing out candles on a birthday cake and the birthday song - Being in a relationship with your hairdresser Advertising Inquiries:...
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THE DEATH PENALTY!
How people say certain words - The death penalty, Good or Bad? Should it be a thing anymore - Discipline now vs the 90s! are parents doing it wrong - The worst thing we have been bitten by Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
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HAVING SEX IN A MATES BED
Where is Rick? - Being shat on by a bird 2 times in the same day - If social media had no photos or videos - Is it ok to have sex in a mates bed? - Is everyone an alcoholic? - The best and most consistent fast food places Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out:...
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THE FRAT BOY
The jet ski story - The Australian open final - Drones will be the new streakers in the future - inventions that should be better by now - Sending txts with Siri - Onlyfans girl and her uncle Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
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DEEP FAKE PORN
Punching kids in kindergarten - Food shortages in supermarkets - Getting punched in the face with B.O. - Booster shots, the anti vax start panicking - Deep fakes and the new porn - Small business, "We Hire Locals" - Getting attacked by a bear Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...
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BABIES BEING SWAPPED AT BIRTH!
Getting beaten by a 13 year old girl - The "guys in the gym" - Tennis crowds vs other sports - Dog and cats dying of natural causes - People taking your parking space our the front of your house - Babies being swapped at birth, What would you do 3 years in? Advertising Inquiries:...
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EVERYONE HAS COVID
Tsunami warning hits the east coast of Australia - Shampoo is a scam - Everyone has covid by now - Is Tomic still a wanker? - Shane Warne is a huge sex pest but no one seems to care Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
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NOVAK DJOKOVIC GETS DEPORTED
Welcome back to Season 3 of the Chats With Cats Podcast!! The guys explain their summer time off and some of the best and worst things that have happened. Novak gets the boot - We jump into some crazy facts about the world and we discuss what the hell goes on in gym toilets Advertising Inquiries:...
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BILL EDGAR - THE COFFIN CONFESSOR SPEAKS
The last episode of Season 2 and the last of the year! We reflect on a few of our favourite moments that blew up with controversy during 2021. We also hold our very first interview with non other than the Coffin Confessor himself - Bill Edgar! Thanks to everyone who has listened, streamed…
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DON'T BUILD MEGA STRUCTURES ON SAND!
Wonders of the natural world - Being super bad at using public transport - Another Youtube fight makes the headlines, But for different reasons - How crazy is the world and trying to understand space - Personal hygiene and what we think is acceptable - Soccer needs to fuck off the draw - Sports...
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THANKS FOR COMING TO MY SHOW! LET ME PISS ON YOUR FACE
Marks still sick with a heavy face - Petrol prices explained - The first beer we ever had - Pissing on a fans face - Speeches at birthdays and weddings - Parking etiquette and waiting times - How fast life goes and the memories you have Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy…
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WELCOME TO SEXY LAND
Dan returns from Darwin - Hotel horror - The million dollar barramundi - Paying for parking but still getting a fine - The BDR is back - Getting attacked by a fish - Mark /10 - The William Tyrrell case and our thoughts - Tim Paine and the sexing scandal - Whats happened to Peng Shuai? - Rick...
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ARE YOU ASKING ME IF IM SINGLE?
Trying to figure out if woman are hitting on you - Embarrassing moments while seeing someone - First kisses and the moments that lead to them - Is the "drop in" dead? - What is laughter? we try to work it out - Things that are no longer a thing anymore Advertising Inquiries:...
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THE DC SNIPER
Big days at work - Car troubles and broken things you refuse to fix - Drink driving adverts that shock you - Getting your team mate bashed for your own good - T20 World Cup - Quitting sport because of the vaccine - The DC sniper - Foods that are good in theory - Biting your own mouth! How does it...
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WHY CAN'T GUYS OWN A VIBRATOR?
The first person to ever try an egg! - The cat under Dan's car - Dan confesses something to Mark - Stats of Australia 2021 - Rubs & massages in relationships - Crazy ambulance call outs - Getting paid for clinical trials - Woman Vs Men and their sex toys Advertising Inquiries:...
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8 PEOPLE DEAD AT ASTROWORLD
Cleo Smith is found alive - Dan's holiday gets ruined by covid - The Melbourne cup -The Astroworld disaster - Gross videos people love to watch - Marks game with a surprise - Rick DJs to no-one for 2 hours - Being proud of dumb things Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy &...
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VIDEOS THAT STAY WITH YOU FOREVER
Bodily functions that gross us out - Deodorant scams that are impossible - Hair styles through time - Facebook content moderators & what they see - Bert Newton dies at age 83 - The toilet seat debacle - Fucked up videos that we will never forget - Candles are the biggest waste of money ever!...
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THE JOKER ATTACKS TOKYO
Mark gets his 2nd Jab - Entitled people who won't get out your way - Jarvo the prankster goes too far - Jordan De Goey fucks up again -The Joker in Tokyo - What happened to the yellow pages - The biggest problems with movies - Ricks moral dilemma - Shows that can't be made in 2021 Advertising...
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MURDER IN YOUR HOME TOWN
Murder mysteries in Ricks home town - The theory behind buying things in Bali - Booking tours on holiday is bad - People are fucking filthy - Be aware of the local chicken shop - The weirdest hold up - Weird fetishes we have seen or heard of - Trying to hook up with a taken woman - Use by dates…
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THE KIDNAPPING OF CLEO SMITH
Halloween in Australia is starting to take off - Getting back to country fines and relationships - The kidnapping of Cleo Smith - Dans moral dilemma - Marks game is back - Dumb drunk things we all have done - Alec Baldwin and the shooting on the set of Rust Advertising Inquiries:...
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GETTING SQUIRTED ON WITH BREAST MILK
New sports tournaments - People who deck out their cars - Speeding fines & getting pulled over - Bad dates and getting breast milk squirted at you - We look into the horse racing industry - The biggest moral dilemma of your life Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy &…
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SQUID GAME
Is Squid Game over rated? Also spoiler alert - Stolen credit cards - Marriage and changing your surname - winning 50k and not sharing it with your partner - Partners being friends with their ex's - Getting fired and written warnings - How do full grown adults not know how to swim? Advertising...
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THE ORANGE CANNON
Volcanoes and earthquakes - The best places to live in the world - Is boxing back? - Special sport stats - Mark has an idea for a restaurant -People eating your food when they don't want anything - Places that are great first time then turn shit - Paying for rehab because you stole my dog - Bad...
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LET ME SPEAK AT YOUR FUNERAL
Things people will sell on market place - Rude kids in playgrounds - Marketing strategies companies use - The coffin confessor explained - Cricket and the upcoming summer - More words being changed by the PC police Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out:...
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DICK INJURIES DURING SEX
Never put a harness on a cat - Click and collect, the ups and downs - Fixing mental health with psychedelic drugs - Hearing people having sex - The rules of cooking & cleaning in the kitchen - Theres a new iPhone every week - Picnics are actually too much effort - Cats vs dogs Advertising...
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STANDING AT THE WRONG GRAVE
Every apple Store has 8000 workers and they’re up to something - Having a bad day at work - Family not telling you a family member died - Standing at the wrong grave - Who's drinking non alcoholic beer - Mark Vs Tok - Facebook scams we didn't know about - Pussy whipped friends that dissapear...
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IS THAT COLOMBIAN MARCHING POWDER?
Christmas is coming & now we have to wrap fucking gifts again! -The off season starts -The east coast cant get a break - Sitting and failing your drivers licence test - Couples not dressing to impress anymore - Is baseball the cricket of America? - Who dares wins Advertising Inquiries:...
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WHAT DOES A VEGAN DO WITH A RAT INFESTATION?
Marks back - Rick has done it! Ran further than Forrest Gump - The grand final wrap up - Nostalgic foods from our childhoods - We dive into weapons made in the classroom - How cool was your pencil case? - Why are fish and chip shops so stingy? Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...
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Nothings off-topic on our Chats With Cats Podcast, we discuss everything!Relationship advice, tinder dates, the worst things about social media, the downside of religion, Covid 19, current sporting events, life struggles & things we all do but never talk about.So come vent with Dan, Rick & Mark as we unpack the world as we see it and try and stop the cats from chewing through the cables.
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