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Chatty Kathys

by Katie Muirhead, Katy Syme and Katherine Howe

Three lady friends of the same namesake sit down for a chat over life, love and travel. Put the kettle on (or crack a bottle of red).

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Episodes

  1. 55: Shaving in the Dark

    Honestly, this one's just a brain dump. Share a Frick No, a Frick Yeah, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick: [email protected] Kathygrams: @chattykathyspodcast @katie_muirhead @symeski @katherinemhowe

  2. 54: Kathorona

    Well hello there! What a time! Coming at you from our respective home offices (read: couches) the Kathys reflect on the last five weeks of quarantine. We also talk a lot about rat violence. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick: [email protected]...

  3. 53: Flabby Mouth

    This week the Kathys are talking VALENTIMES (specifically the time a boy tried to dump Katherine but failed), mystery hotels, and discuss the pros and cons of working yourself into a tizzy. Share a Frick No, a Frick Yeah, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick: [email protected]...

  4. 52: White Claw Sydnrome

    The gosh dang Kathys are back in biz after a big ol' break! Share a Frick No, a Frick Yeah, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick: [email protected] Kathygrams: @chattykathyspodcast @katie_muirhead @symeski @katherinemhowe

  5. 51: Stupid Sexy Centaur

    This week the Kathys talk crushes (both human and otherwise), being polite kidnap victims, and discuss the cancellation of the Victoria's Secret show. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick: [email protected] Kathygrams: @chattykathyspodcast…

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  6. 50: It's been fifty years

    This week the Kathys are finally in the same room, and what a perfect opportunity to complain about the clocks going back!!! We also chat nacne, soggy carpets, and have found the perfect excuse to get out of social events you don't want to go to. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or…

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  7. 49: Do you think I'm pretty?!

    Heyoooo it's ya Kathys, back and talking about nothing in particular! What makes someone turn to hacking? How do you live in New York and still trust people? Is Katherine's skin glowing after wearing a sheet mask while recording? Listen to find out! Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a What the…

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  8. 48: Sorry for hitting on your daughter

    Hello there! The Kathys are back and nibbling on cheese into the microphone. We reminisce on the days when you could pop into a friend's place, discuss the fate of MTV stars, and have a lot of opinions on corn. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick:...

  9. 47: Will you Kathy me?

    This week's episode is transatlantic! We discuss pressing issues such as who invented English and how to boil an egg. Also, Katherine's engaged (scream), which apparently brings out the basic bitch in everyone else. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick:...

  10. 46: Fighting about things we agree on

    Surprise! It's us, the Kathys! It's been a bamboozled summer upload schedule, but we're back nonetheless! How do our brains work? Is there an afterlife? How big are penguins? Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a What the Frick or a Frickin' Heck: [email protected] Kathygrams:...

  11. 45: The streets are your catwalk

    This week the Kathys are back from a weekend away with fried brains!! We chat prolapses and recycling (very on brand), and discuss how to try and maintain #health on the road. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick: [email protected] Kathygrams:...

  12. 44: Bag of Bananas

    This week the Kathys are back to discuss whether money trees make you rich, whether you need to commission a portrait when you are rich, and whether scamming is the way to get rich. We also chat about body shaming and exclusion (not the move, ya'll). Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin'…

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  13. 43: Mystery Fenugreek

    This week the Kathy's talk about picking up trash with bare hands and stepping in dog poo with bare feet. There is also chat of working towards happiness through the cultivation of meaningful interpersonal relationships. Whatever you're into, really. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin'…

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  14. 42: Facialistic Attitude

    The Kathys are back (surprise) and it's a good one. We chat about bodies online, bodies offline, commenting (or, rather, not) on bodies, and accepting bodies. We also become a Thesaurus for the word toilet. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick:...

  15. 41: The Ol' Switcharoo

    This week the Kathys get medical- we talk brain transplants, evil fallopian tubes and NECROSIS. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick: [email protected] Kathygrams: @chattykathyspodcast @katie_muirhead @symeski @katherinemhowe

  16. 40: Dock and Talk

    This week the Kathy's talk the technicalities of "virginity", hear of rogue Coachella happenings and discuss whether bellybuttons really ought to be censored. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick: [email protected] Kathygrams: @chattykathyspodcast...

  17. 39: Big Ol' Noggins

    This week the Kathy's are back (finally! we hear you squeal), and boy do we have questions. How do we measure the volume of our heads? Is bigger really better? Do I need a new pair of slacks? Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick: [email protected]...

  18. 38: Pope Kathy

    This week the Kathy's discuss every horrible happening from the past week (Leaving Neverland, emergency surgery and a pesky cavity), and make up for their sins by performing an exorcism live on air. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick: [email protected]...

  19. 37: Chatty Katyas

    This week the Kathys talk matters of the heart (and the flesh) because it VALENTINES DAY. Are single and sexy mutually exclusive? How do we learn about sex? Can you finger a dude? Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick: [email protected] Kathygrams:...

  20. 36: Pre-Madonna Girls

    WE'RE BACK! We know, we know, it's been 3000 long months but ya girls are back in biz! This week we chat tales of unwanted animals in bras, how to switch to natural deodorant and dealing with the unwanted advances of ~nIcE gUyS~ Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick:...

  21. 35: What the Fuchs?

    This week the Kathys discuss how New York will undoubtedly knock you off any high horse, give a brief guide on the levels of nudity required for different appointments, and celebrate the sacred art of the party pash. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick:...

  22. 34: Was it the same flasher?

    This week the Kathys talk wills, willpower and willies (and that's all the description you're getting). Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick: [email protected] Kathygrams: @chattykathyspodcast @katie_muirhead @symeski @katherinemhowe

  23. 33: Well, shit in me nylons!

    Not every episode can be high brow, but they can certainly all be low. This week is truly a (metaphorical) deep dive into the toilet. Cue: the squatty potty, the hard sell on the bidet and Pavlovian bowels. We're sorry, but just know that it's all a friendly troll. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No…

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  24. 32: Jeff Bisous xx

    This week the Kathys decide that being an online reviewer is the ultimate red flag, though would still be open to being Amazon influencers. An eco-rant (duh) then segues into discussing THE sock (how? not sure). Anyway, it seems we'll all be saved by ordering sustainable cumrags off Amazon. Also,...

  25. 31: Bleatin' Heck

    This week the Kathys are in a cabin upstate and the ensuing chat cements us as your premier podcast on the 1996 film Fly Away Home (important). We also chat about dsymorphia!! Fun!! Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick: [email protected] Kathygrams:...

  26. 30: Lip Virginity

    This week the Kathys sit down (after eating a claggy salad) to discuss our first celeb crushes and the pre-teen hearts we've broken. There's also an idea for a Black Web Ether Twitter app (trademark pending), but maybe you should just get a journal? Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck...

  27. 29: Competitive Bush Growing

    This week the Kathys are BACK IN THE SAME ROOM and talk pubes and lice (but not pubic lice, maybe next week). We also chat babies and wedding rings, because apparently we're more basic than we thought. #freethemerkin Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick:...

  28. 28: Secret uphill cheater

    This week the Kathys tune in from across the pond to talk chafing, couples outfits and to question why women's insecurities are so often assumed. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick: [email protected] Kathygrams: @chattykathyspodcast @katie_muirhead...

  29. 27: My tongue is a stud finder

    This week the Kathys tune in from three different countries to chat taking a pause on alcohol, Elon Musk's acid trip and a voyage into the world of solid shampoo. We also weigh in on what it is to be a young, broke model in competition with Kendall Jenner. Share a Frick No, a Frick Yeah, a…

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  30. 26: You can't get rabies if you're in a freezer

    Another international Kathy ep, with the added bonus of jetlag and delirium! This week the Kathys discuss the Russian Sleep Experiments and whine about planes (duh). Also, please weigh in on what you think about trampolines for floors?!? Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What…

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  31. 25: Milk and Molasses

    This week the Kathys answer your prayers and discuss ENEMA or COLONIC, and CAN YOU DO IT YOURSELF?! We also talk the moon and how it just ain't chill to take photos of people unawares. PS does anyone know Dua Lipa? Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick:...

  32. 24: Reckon you could pee right now?

    This week the Kathys talk incontinence, using coffee to mask your problems and mummifying yourself to prevent ageing. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick: [email protected] Kathygrams: @chattykathyspodcast @katie_muirhead @symeski @katherinemhowe

  33. 23: The Toenail Fairy

    This week the Kathys cement themselves as your favourite medical podcast, talking sebaceous glands, hormones and moles. Also, if it sounds like Katy is trapped in a vat of molasses, it's because she is (nothing to do with selecting the wrong microphone, no way). Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a...

  34. 22: My colleagues have seen me basically naked

    It's a reunion! The Kathys are in the same continent, the same city, and even the same room! This week we talk skincare (duh) and how celebrities seem to be getting younger? Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a What the Frick or a Frickin' Heck: [email protected] Kathygrams:...

  35. 21: I wore the same bra for six years

    It's a short and sweet ep, but this week the Kathys chat Twilight babies, sharks and not looking in the mirror. Maybe one day we'll be in the same time zone, but until then enjoy the inevitable yawning. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick:...

  36. 20: Let's get rock

    WE MISSED AN EPISODE, SO WHAT?! We're back, we're funky and we're chatting murder, showers gone wrong and grammar (swoon). Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a What the Frick or a Frickin' Heck: [email protected] Kathygrams: @chattykathyspodcast @katie_muirhead @symeski @katherinemhowe

  37. 19: Efficient Susan

    This week the Kathys talk blush-shaming, leash-kids and the rising rates of STIs amongst the elderly. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a What the Frick or a Frickin' Heck: [email protected] Kathygrams: @chattykathyspodcast @katie_muirhead @symeski @katherinemhowe

  38. 18: Don't @ me

    This week the Kathys discuss how hard moving can really be, Katherine tells the most insane wedding story you'll likely EVER hear, and decide that it really is better to just be nice. Who knew. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick: [email protected]...

  39. 17: Diaper shorts

    This week the Kathys tune in from across the globe. Kato has a long old rant after not conversing in three days, Kathy talks about the release of her H&M campaign (ahem, supermodel) and Katy updates us on her ~cleanse~ (which unfortunately will inspire you). Oh, and big life changes all round!...

  40. 16: Curtain, carpet, drapes, rug?

    This week the Kathys talk the plight of the Gemini, red hair (from all sources) and discuss how Linked In is a cruel mistress, hellbent on exposing our online investigations. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a What the Frick or a Frickin' Heck: [email protected] Kathygrams:...

  41. 15: Morning sickness or cheese?

    This week the Kathys talk turning orange from too many carrots, youth prejudice and Katherine's boyfriend finally realises she's enormous. Also, we're all stalkers and so are you, so why not tell us your stalking mishaps. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Hell or a What the Frick:...

  42. 14: Cryogenital Freezing

    This week the Kathys talk overcoming the fear of the dentist, totally not scary ghost stories and accidentally doing drugs (sorry, Mum!). And, you're in luck... there are even a few tears shed!! Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick: [email protected]...

  43. 13: Second hand reviews

    This week the Kathys talk paper thongs, the national language of Bhutan and discuss how tough it can be living away from home and your family. Also, Katherine sounds like she is trapped in a pool of Vaseline- sorry! Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick:...

  44. 12: You ate your goldfish?!

    This week the Kathys are finally reunited back at home! Success! Cue an exploration of the life and death of our childhood pets, a hate rant about plastic bottles and a discussion about platonic nudity. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick:...

  45. 11: Rate your urinary tract

    This week is another transatlantic episode, and my oh my what a week (or two... sorry) it has been. Kathy has had a rough ride over in London, Katie dissects Instagram culture at Coachella and we discuss the tireless, never-ending journey that is self-luuuuurve. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a...

  46. 10: A Christmas ham in a thong

    This week the Kathys are all very far away from each other (tears all round), but manage to ring in to discuss feeling sexy in mens' clothes, snarfling digestives and how they coped with moving to NYC. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick:...

  47. 9: Excuse me, Miss, please get off the red carpet

    This week the Kathys discuss the apparently inevitable onset of acne at 26, spontaneous crying, and our email gets hacked!!! Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick: [email protected] Kathygrams: @katie_muirhead @symeski @katherinemhowe

  48. 8: Steve the snake with the moustache on the corner

    This week we talk about chewing your food (turns out it's important?), being nice to your Mum, and witness the almost instant effect coffee has on Katherine's digestive system. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick: [email protected] Kathygrams:...

  49. 7: Zip-off, cargo Daisy Dukes

    This week we retreated to the basement (no, not like Josef Fritzl) to record. We talk petty theft, hand-dryer technique and have a frank (and possibly belated) conversation about body image and Instagram. Share a Frick Yeah, a Frick No, a Frickin' Heck or a What the Frick:...

  50. 6: Your nose hair is sticking out

    This week we talk Fursonas, anal bleaching and whether winks are actually sexy. We also seem to have started to set each other challenges, and (surprise , surprise) this week they all seem to lend to our collective dream of being a girlband. Does anyone have a saxophone we can borrow? Share a…

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Three lady friends of the same namesake sit down for a chat over life, love and travel. Put the kettle on (or crack a bottle of red).

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Katie Muirhead, Katy Syme and Katherine Howe

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