PODCAST · comedy
Cheap Thrills And Therapy
by Lord Hezion
Welcome to Cheap Thrills And Therapy. If you're here it's to catch a vibe, feel better than you came, and get free therapy with relatable stories and conversation. Oh, we are not therapists and these are hypothetical situations incase our parents listen to the podcast 😂. This is therapy for us, hope it is for you.
Episodes
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#78. I Got My Nut And Went For Night Preps!
This installment of the podcast is off the rails because when is it never? Allegations arise that Hez has 2 kids, the babes on the podcast confess taking advantage of simps and actually smashing watchmen back in highschool. How would you feel if your partner went and took a test behind your back...
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#76. Babes Have Zero Game
Do babes really have rizz? We discuss. Voices of: Hez, Silantoi, Derek, Van, Marismbula
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#75. My Mubaba Gave Me 300 Bob!
In this installment of the podcast the gang discusses STI testing kit vending machines. How would you tell your partner that you wanna take a test? Hez opens up about visiting a brothel one time and asks people why they're fucking people they can't kiss. Van confesses he's faked passing out to…
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#74. Chomi, Why Is Your Pussy Green?
The pod is back, with a bang, with new energy; new vibes. Van shows us he is more than just a playlist maker. Silantoi Checks out of child support discussion. Hez refuses to be a cop or lawyer. Derek are down to go to jail for big bags of money. Also, we discuss how Super Metro would run this...
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#73. My Mom Was Right, I Just Didn't Like Her Tone.
Dear parents, we understand now.
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#72. Why Are You Fucking The Colonizer?
This episode seeks to understand how both genders assert dominance amongs their ranks. Voices of: Hez, Serah, Dave, Joan, Jemo
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#71. James, Why Won't You Eat Pussy?
Today we take a deep dive into the black and white world of James. Firstly, he blatantly refuses to eat pussy for no reason at all and we all unanimously agree that his babe must be suffering. The lads in the room question if women with high sex drive really exist and if men hold each other...
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#70. Hez Dem Yako Akifumble, Nakudinya!
In this installment of the podcast, Jemo has peed his pants and Hez confesses a fetish. We discuss crazy family stories from reddit as we try to understand if our own parents will let us start only fans accounts if we gave them a chunk of the money. Also, where is the line between a fetish and a...
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#69. Why Test Me For HIV Without My Knowledge?
2023 has ended and the conversation is insane. From Hospital scams, to the political ride in 2023, to clubbing and drinking while old, to Rwanda vs Uganda vs Kenya. Buckle up. It's going down. It's going down here! Voices of: Hez, Jemo, Serah, Doreen, Joan
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#66. How Do You Get Away With Stolen 94 Million?
This episode has us torn in the middle. Was this a win for kenyans? Was this a diabolical move against a business making big money in a harsh economic climate? It is hot. Voices of: Hez, Joan, Lotter, Jemo, Theo, Kaleshi, Conso
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#65. I Was Cheering For Theo During A Threesome
The title speaks for itself on this one. Data=Facts Voices of: Theo, Jemo, Hez, Lotter, Conso, Joan, Kaleshi
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#64. I Don't Want Anything To Do With You!
We can't explain how the conversation got here. Apparently getting someone to dump you is an art the lads on the podcast have perfected. Kaleshi gets political about how long she can go minus sex and Hez isn't having any of it. Conso gets called out about why she has disappearing messages turned…
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#63. What Is Post Nut Clarity For Women?
The conversation goes on and the gin is ginning. Does the notion that "women control sex and men control relationships" sound true to you? How do you feel about friends with money? How do you not care about what people think and not be mean about it? Also, how fast do you block people on your...
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#62. Yoh, Sometimes I Just Wanna Nut!
In this installment of the podcast we discuss why some female gyanecologists are super judgemental. We also discuss the premise that "Men only tolerate women for release but inherently and unconditionally love men". Also if you wanna understand durex condoms (fetherlite, ultrafeatherlite…
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#61. Kama Nimekumark, I Promise Nitakusmash!
After a hiatus, the podcast is back with the vibes and crew you like. On this episode, the babes open up about how they'll see a guy and track him down for months just to smash. Sounds sinister and diabolical right? Wait until you hear what they do to a guy who invites them to his house for a…
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#57. So Hez Broke Up With His Babe. This Is Why.
Hez was heavily deluded in this relationship Voices of: Hez, Wilma, Edwin, Vihenda and Jemo
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#60. A Doreen ft Jemo Discussion. - The latersode!
A bonus episode. James and Doreen sit and discuss their divergent thoughts on abortion. In a healthy way. Voices of: Edwin, Hezion, Doreen, Jemo, Vihenda, Wilma, Tony
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#60. Hez Open Your Mind And Your Asshole Too!
What's that thing they say about men having a pleasurable spot up in the ass? Well, this is Doreen's podcast as she explains it all. We get some confessions about it from the men in the room and it's a precusor to the debate Jemo and Doreen were supposed to have. We're in the gutter at this…
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#59. Why Do Broke Niggas Have The Best Dick?
Is there a line between women's soft power and manipulation? What are the insidious aspects of maternity and paternity leave? Should men get more paternity leave time? Have you seen how men behave when the sidechic leaves? Is it true that men are blind to women they are not attracted to? Is it…
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#58. Are You Cheating On Your Employer With ChatGPT?
The conversation has shifted from Hezion's breakup into how we use ChatGPT to get stuff done quicker at the office and the backlash we get for it. We discuss taxes and compare standards of living in Kenya to other countries and the recent wave of cyberattacks in kenya. One thing stands out, we're...
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#56. Hez Got a Vasectomy And Jemo is Mad!
If you're heavy in the streets, would you consider a vasectomy? If you have a shit, toxic babe, would you consider a vasectomy? What is Jemo's volatile take on abortion? We almost fought on this episode. NOBODY SHOULD LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE Voices of: Hez, Jemo, Korir, Theo
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#55. I Am Heartbroken, So Naenda Maandamano!
The lads are back and this time they get deep and personal with the current state of affairs in the country. From Hezion's heartbreak, to maandamano, to spread of misinformation, to people drugging themselves on animal tranquilizers, it's a heavy episode if you're kenyan. If you're not kenyan…
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#54. There Is Delusion, And Then There Is Barbara!
On this episode, Hez brings up how his apartment block has lately been terrorised by the neighbour's kids; they've stolen shoes, pegs, maize and beat up other kids. Jemo is all for this behavoir and more. We discuss what discipline is in 2023 and this segues into another topic: Is a step father…
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#53. Don't Send Me Cab Fare, I'll Pay With My Pussy!
If you could distance yourself, not be involved, never be arrested, would you be a pimp, a drug king pin or a corrupt politician? On this installment of the pod, we discuss inflation, the proposed taxes, and how thick things are for us and our expenses. Should you move out of your parent's house…
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#52. The Anatomy Of A Cult.
"A human lives three lives. The first ends with the loss of naivety, the second with the loss of innocence and the third with the loss of life itself. It is inevitable that we will go through all three stages." How much potential do cult leaders have? Are cults all about mental manipulation? Can...
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#51. Ukipata Mimba, Utazaa, Na Utalea!
What does parenthood mean? In this episode we discuss pregnancy, motherhood, the whole process of giving birth. We discuss what can go wrong, the technological enhancements around making babies, the benefits, the detriments,the risks, the fears young adults have on pregnancy, why such information...
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#50. The Last Time My Mom Ever Whooped My Ass!
Where is your ushago really? Does going back home imply that you have failed in life? Is home a safety net for you? What is privilege and does it really bring out who you really are? Similarly, what does struggle do to you? What is the difference in how your parents raised you and how you'll…
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#49. James, Are You Emptying Your Balls Enough? - The Latersode.
In this latersode (an episode that was too good to not upload), Hez confesses some deep feelings about a bottom barrel he dated and this good babe he fumbled. Jemo describes the type of wife he wants, Tony is advised to date 5 babes at a go and the gang dives into a couple of questions; Which...
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#49. I'm Going Back To Church For The Pussy!
Chamgeeeeeeiiiiii! The podcast is back and we're not giving no explanations for the absence, instead we're bringing the vibes ya'll have missed so much. Brian asks us a question today, the law allows cousin marriages but are they right? How do you ask a man to pay for your nails? How do you as a...
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#48. So I Failed A Loyalty Test!
Hezion and Getrude have linked up after a while and it's to give you a hot podcast. Would you prepare your husband to go to work or you're a city girl? What's up with Super Gonorrhea and these loyalty stats? Why don't Gen Zs want to leave their parent's house? And finally how did Hez fail a…
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#47. Getting Blowjobs At A Seminary?
It's the first episode of 2023 and we're back with the vibes and great conversation. Today's discussion ranges from what questions do you ask on a first date to highschool throwbacks, to would you beat your child as a dad ? To a confession about getting a girl pregnant and lying about it? Also,...
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#46. Nimenyonga Ya Kutosha!
Have you ever heard of Murder porn? When does a kink stop being a kink? When does a sexual fetish become dangerous and unacceptable? What the hell is consensual non consent (CNC)? On this installment, we go down a rabbit hole. We ease you into the thickness with the current insecurity situation…
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#45. I Have Built Enough Men, I Want To Be Built Too!
The podcast is back like it never left and today we are discussing men who are gold-diggers. What are the signs you should look out for and how do you handle one; how do you know youre dating a Gold digger. The tea gets hotter. Which professions will you not date? Should divorce be made as easy…
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#44. Would You Love Me If I Used GB WhatsApp?
The lads have met to throw back their best Cartoon Network shows seeing as Cartoon Network has been shut down. The conversation ranges from surviving prison and highschool, product design, GB WhatsApp , to nerds pulling babes, to a Gen Z intern discussion and who getting rose petals on te floor…
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#43. Baby, I Want An Open Relationship!
On this 43rd installment the trio has come together to unpack open relationships and if they would be in one if they had a chance. Goodness, the opinions are mad. The conversation ranges from Tony losing a babe he wanted to have kids with, to An event planned for 5th November by Kevin, and what's...
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#42. My Babe Left Me For A Dildo! (Therapy Session)
The trio from episode 41 continues the conversation into why men find it difficult to open up. Surprisingly, this is actually therapy for them. From love languages, to being conditioned to provide, to sexual insecurities, to being gifted and treated nicely, the boys unpack it all. Basically, if...
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#41. We Didn't Hoe At Nyege Nyege!
From telling a babe she looks like his ex, to Hez ditching the group, to Kev almost causing a scene, the gang has met to unpack what happened at Nyege Nyege Festival. If you're salty about missing Nyege Nyege, don't listen to this episode and for marital and legal purposes, we touched no women…
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#40. Your Body Count Looks Like Your Bank Account!
The podcast is back after a proper long Hiatus. Hez is joined by Doreen as they unpack a couple of topics ranging from The gym, the queen, Kibaki's will and what is this about dating tech bros and getting your heart broken? We also call a lawyer to decipher how child support actually works. ALSO,...
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#39. A Podcast With My Date!
Normally after you go out with a babe, you call to see if she got home safe, well, Hez called to shoot a podcast with her. The conversation unpacks the current elections mode Kenyans are in and all that happens during elections. It shifts to what men do that turns women off and Hez explains why…
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#38. Broke Niggas Deserve No Pussy?
This episode is one both genders will relate to. Hez opens up about how this babe stood him up at the airport. The babes on the pod tell us how they spot broke niggas and Lotter unpacks why he doesn't want kids and gives where to get prostitution classes. We also dive into the current elections...
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#37. Hez, If We Fucking, I Want 12 Rounds! (Durex Special)
This installment is brought to you by Durex and proper Sex Education but before that, what's this about Hezion and his clean sexual energy? Can black people be racist? Can you give second chances after trash sex? Dorian is on the receiving end of things today and Sandra brings in a new dynamic...
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#36. I Didn't Like You, I Was Just Dickmatized!
Hezion is celebrating his graduation and what better way to close things up with a proper hot conversation. What is it with Kenyan men bagging exotic babes? Are we really monogamous people or we're just forced to be? Are you commitment-phobic? Do you want a person or a body? And what's this about...
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#35. Communication Doesn't Matter In A Relationship! (Older Woman POV)
The duo is back on the pod and the vibe is through the roof. Hez and Linda catch up on events that unfolded at Koroga Festical, catching up, Hez opens up about where his mental health state has been lately and soon enough the conversation swings to: Are men cheap and easy to please creatures? Why...
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#34. When People Fought On the Podcast
Yeah. This was one of those episodes. Voices of: Hezion, Ahmed, Mo, Ifrah
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#33. My Mom Said You Don't Deserve Me!
The method to madness is spread 4 ways on this episode. 4 skewed individuals met to unpack their problems. We have tech bros, a birthday girl and a hype an on the podcast discussing: Heartbreak, co-parenting, graduation, the fuel crisis, only fans and much much more. Enjoy! Voices of Hezion…
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#32. If You Drink, Call An Uber, Not Your Ex!
Episode 32 kicks off with a trio accepting how the Month of May made us all suffer. The conversation shifts to delayed salaries, the Amber Heard vs Johnny Depp trial, guns in the USA and a question, "If you were president, would you do things differently?". We know we wouldn't. And why are...
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#31. Hezion Is The Problem In This Relationship (Couple's Therapy)
The only way couple's therapy works is if it's on the podcast. The 31st installment of the podcast is brought to you by a couple and an unlikely therapist mediating the discussion. And You know things are thick when even the therapist is also having relationship issues! Again, all this is a...
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#30. I'm Tired Of Relationships! (Gossip)
The final installment of season 3 is brought to you by a really tired combo of Hez, Linda and Ella. We talk about the coming tax hikes, catch up on 3 weeks of not seeing each other and our guest opens up about about how tiring her relationship is. Which begs the question, Have you ever felt…
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#29. When Hez is away, The Babes Will Play!
What happens when Hez is kicked out of the podcast? Well, you get a lawyer and 3 fugitives unpacking their traumas on the podcast and crying a little. Episode 29 is brought to you by 4 lovely ladies who are not scared to share their feelings and answer the question, "What happens when you don't...
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#28. You Knew Your Child Was D Material!
The return episode is full of feelings and Hez wants to get some feelings out. This week's episode starts from the release of KCSE's results and the reaction and craze about the results. A hard truth is shared and things go downhill from there. Voices of: Hezion. Alicia.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to Cheap Thrills And Therapy. If you're here it's to catch a vibe, feel better than you came, and get free therapy with relatable stories and conversation. Oh, we are not therapists and these are hypothetical situations incase our parents listen to the podcast 😂. This is therapy for us, hope it is for you.
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