Cheaper Than Therapy Podcasts
by Wesley Castelhano
We are the Lowcountry's lowest standards of media podcasting to marketing, we want you to see everything looks better after we get to it. With series like live shows on location at bars, episodes with the family, and random check-ins with you the listener. We will never judge you, so don't be soft with us, we have no shame. We are also the proud owners of DIRTYUNDERTHIRTY.COM which is a podcast that's all filth and no class in 30 minutes. Big Kisses!
Episodes
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Modern Man
My attempt to do the infamous "Modern Man" by George Carlin. Might have to practice a few more to get it done right. He truly was a wordsmith king.
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Don't Be Fooled
Yea so Victoria and I did a thing.....
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Good Buddy Podcast
Pilot episode of a new series a sub-subsection of "The Check In" called The Good Buddy Podcast. Wes got to reconnect with his long lost buddy Terrance and played catch up and then proceeded to our normal nerd talk about Batman, Movies, Women that never age and Heavy Metal.
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Week 2 ("Pre-gaming" with Stretch)
This Episode Has Everything: Fantasy Football, Podcast Virgins (Aka Stretch), Talking Shit, NFL Week 2, 80’S Power Ballads, And $3. If That Doesn't Make Sense Just Hit The Shit Out Of The Play Button And You’ll Figure It Out.
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Ten Man Fantasy Football: Preseason
A new seasonal series that's all about the "Ten Man Fantasy Football League". Wes St. Lixx and the league's commissioner Bryston have a virtual sit down, shoot the shit and talk about what's to come up for the 2021 season. We will be doing weekly recaps of the league, talking shit about the next...
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Burns Reunion (Trailer)
Dusting off-the-road gear and getting back to the "CBGB" of Charleston, the epicenter of our podcasts: Burns Alley Tavern. Needless to say new equipment on the road proved to be a quick learning curve (for Wes, not Vic), and Jimmy the only one working behind the bar shaved a lot of time off the...
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Get Lucky
It's been a little more than two fortnights since our last show. So what better way to shake off the hangover and just record us "warming up"?
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One Year of Dino
It's been a year since Papa Bear Dino Castelhano become a regular for the podcast series. What started out as a fun one-session recording turned into a series. I am stoked on many levels but Dino stepped up and got a Rode Mic so we were able to get some of that good sound for remote podcasting.…
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From Back to Front
It’s been three years since Richard “Box” Bachschmidt left his mark on the world. This whole podcast is a continuation of his own podcast and we don't even come close to the unbelievable talent he had on-air and the warmest of hearts off the air. So our good buddy Tyler Boone called us all the…
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Dirty Under 30 Commercial Roommate Edition
A commercial for the upcoming show you are ashamed to listen to.
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Getting Gross Mixtape
Another classy Dirty Under Thirty show with special guest and roommate my brother Mr. Drewberry. We were trying to figure out what are great songs to get good and gross with your lover. Also while your listening and possibly losing respect for us this episode has a great soundtrack in real-time.
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To: Victoria
When you don't know how to say thank you and I love you what do you do? Record it and say " I to the Fucking Love You Victoria"
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We’re talking some fuckin’ muscle
So it's an episode about cars in the new setup with our new roommate/long-time brother Mr. Drewberry. Cars that would get you laid back in the 90s and my brother trying to convince me I was adopted. “Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin’ right here, all right? We got 4:11 Positrac outback,...
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Busting Balls With Uncle John
It's been a while since I've gotten to shoot the shit with my Dad and my Uncle John. This was also Victoria's first time meeting the ball-busting uncle of mine so we thought "Fuck it let's record it".
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The No No Zones
A Mix of The Cheaper Than Therapy Series "The Check-In" with "The Dirty Under 30". Talked about where do you draw the line? What are your "no-nos" when it comes to sex?
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Kink Shame
Just a taste of our talk on Kink Shaming. Should you do it? And which ones can you wrap your brain around?
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If You Are Looking to Get Murdered
We have watched enough murder porn (Investigation Discovery) and we start our pre plans on how we would get away with it but would totally fail. However, we are thinking about a way to fuck the debt collectors right in the dick holes. Like The Prophets of Rage Say: UnFuck The World . Side Note…
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Board Games But Hornier
We talk about making the classic board games sexy (apparently just be naked) and about porn theaters in the 1970s and those poor souls that had to be the janitors.
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Random Content
When soundcheck was being recorded by accident and you realize it halfway so you say "fuck it let it roll". Also some great 80s music in this episode.
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It's Like When.....
We describe men and lady parts with metaphors, analogies, puns, and rhymes.
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Blue Balls
We Dive Balls Deep Into A New Form Of Domestic Abuse Every Man With A Cock Tease Of A Partner With No Lube Insight, The Horrendous Symptom Known As "Blue Balls".
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Dirty Under 30 Commercial
Our Commercial for a new series and website dirtyunderthirty.com
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We Popped Jeff's Cherry
In the final hours of New Years', a few things happened when it came to the podcast. We finally got to use the new mixer which is unbelievable (thanks to Victoria), Dino (aka my Dad) was with us in person not virtual and it was the first time our cousin Jeff (gross I know) joined us from Seattle....
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Small Towns Are Weird
It is with a heavy heart that this was the last episode done with my Behringer mixer. I spent many hours not only learning audio engineering but it did a great job to get the podcast going. So enjoy the audio and be offended by the content always. With that being said we talk about topics like…
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Trying to Give "Thanks" in 2020
Who likes holiday traditions? Not us! Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, you blow..floats (pun intended). So when it came time to sit down at the table for Thanksgiving and to say what we are all thankful for we just raised our shot glasses and said "Fuck You 2020". Can I get an Amen?!? We covered...
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The Cream Rises to the Top
Live on stage down at the only bar that matters in Charleston, South Carolina which is "Burns Alley Tavern". It was just after Halloween and election day results. The staple of the show with Jimmy warming us up mentally with his rhetoric (always puts a smile on my face), we had a virgin...
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We Do Not Condone This
Finally, back on stage live at Burns Alley Tavern! We had an awesome couple join us and without provocation, we checked all of the show's hallmarks: Drinks, Sex, Politically Incorrect, Making Fun of Italians, Drugs, and horrible advice. As for the authorities, everything is just "hearsay". Enjoy!
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Taking Some Time to Chat
Checking in with Charleston Recruiter and dear friend of ours Nikki. We talk about how ladies can be employed, make stupids amount of money and forever recession proof. Like they say in the movie "A Bronx Tale": The Working Man is a sucker.
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The Dino Episodes: Season 4 Episode 1
Season 4 Baby!! We touch base on everything from the U.S. Open, gender pronouns, Alzheimer's, and cars with fat asses. You know your typical “Leave it to Beaver” father-son talk.
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The Dino Episodes : Season 3 Episode 1
This was a great show to kick off our third season with papa bear Dean Castelhano and the lovely level-headed voice of reason (for me, not my dad) Victoria Nelson. Topics included fact-checking/clarification of the previous episode. However, to avoid this situation for this episode we added the...
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The Dino Episodes: Season 2 Episode 1
The first (technically second) episode of a new weekly series I do with my dad on what I like to call “The Dino Episodes”. Our first time recording from two different states and both of us now have real microphones, none of that internal mic shit. Business, ETFs, How we feel about our names that…
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Fathers Day with Dino
A little interview we did with my Dad aka "Dino" for fathers day. Well, the term interview implies we had subject matter walking into it. It's just us talking about Elton John, Classic Rock, Tesla, Business, Childhood Toys, 90s Music and Culture, and my year experience at a Lutheran school. For...
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Apparently We Hate People Who Get Easily Offended
The idea of the episode was Pet Peeves. I should also mention that it was at 1 in the morning with a liter of Frosty Frog, a bottle of Dulce Vida Tequila, and 6 La Victorias (try that combo and it is a delight). So we said "fuck it lets record" and don't remember specifics just about pet peeves…
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Blow Up Dolls And Cartoons
The idea was to talk only about TV but somehow sex dolls and restaurants were more important to get off our chest. However, being the "professionals" we are we did pivot to even more adult themes like cartoons and TGIF. So order some pizza, a 2 liter of coke like you did as a kid in the 90s (but...
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We Didn't Listen
So Victoria and I tried an experiment: drink all day and record 2 shows a week apart. I should also mention we have not listened to them the day after or in post-production. Well, I did hear me talking about corn starch as a gold bond substitute while working as a server. So safe to say that...
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Quarantine Check In
I would like to say our brains were on Everclear and haven't turned into mush just yet. Topics range from indecent exposure, heroin with horses, Las Vegas suicides and of course the never gets old poo poo pee pee jokes. Drink up and lose more brain cells listening to us.
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I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people." ~Office Space
My brother Drew stopped by to kill some time and somehow we talked about adult topics like "metadata" and "credit scores" but then, of course, we made fun of the coronavirus (this was recorded at the beginning of March). Then somehow we unintentionally said "fuck it lets talk simulation theory"…
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Daisy Dukes and "Fantasy" Baseball
I'll keep this description short just like my (insert something super funny and original). Another Saturday at Burns Alley with all your favorite no-no topics, some HellYeah intros and outros, muscle cars, daisy dukes, walkmans, and of course drunk guest hosts!
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"Let's Get It Nice and Sweaty In Here"
My best friend. the one and only Matty T who I call "Robot" (he's emotionally unavailable) finally came on the show for more than a minute. Between Vic, Jimmy, Matt, and I talked about a range of topics: STDs, Medieval Times, T Bag, Office Space, Dropping Dong, and HOBO Olympics. But also I got…
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Rugby Rivalry and Whisky Live on Stage
We tried something out and did a show that was recorded on stage at Burns Alley Tavern. It just so happens that the crowd was full of out-of-towners from New York and Boston for an exhibition rugby match. It was a friendly rivalry and it was just a Jameson-fueled ballbusting crowd. I had no idea...
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Virgin Podcaster!
Finally got my buddy who just so happens to be the guy who does my tattoos Mr. Chad Fischesser so let's give a round of applause to him! Years I've been trying to get him on and we did for the first nighttime show, which we realized is very loud and hard to do at Burns Alley when its packed and…
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ADIOS WES ST LIXX
My dear friend, Wes, grabbed Mic 2 for one last go before he heads back home to Dallas. He's a great friend and I'll miss him terribly!
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Happy Holidays You Bastards: Movies, Pot and Sports
So it was Christmas Eve and my family tradition of my brother and I drinking at Burns Alley Tavern while my mom goes to the midnight service. This year we decided to do a "Christmas Show" which brought back my OG cohost Nikali Heeter. We also popped a few podcast cherries with some guest hosts.…
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Tattoos, Porn And Birthdays
So it turns out talking about porn, masturbation, and tattoos wasn't a one-time outlier for this show. This is the second episode that proves our love for tattoos shown by Crystal, how stupidly impulsive we are (Mike and I ), and our fascination with talking about porn and masturbation (every one...
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Probably should not have post this
Yea we just kind of went for it on terrible sex, self-loathing and having a great time. This can not be used to implicate anyone on this podcast!
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Punk Rock Brunch
Episode one of the new weekend series of being live at Burns Alley Tavern. Naturally, it had to be the bars Punk Rock Brunch. The original recording was 4 hours so here are some snippets. My standards of what is good content are showcased here: loud, foul and offensive at times but always in good...
About this show
We are the Lowcountry's lowest standards of media podcasting to marketing, we want you to see everything looks better after we get to it. With series like live shows on location at bars, episodes with the family, and random check-ins with you the listener. We will never judge you, so don't be soft with us, we have no shame. We are also the proud owners of DIRTYUNDERTHIRTY.COM which is a podcast that's all filth and no class in 30 minutes. Big Kisses!
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