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Cheek Clappers
by Cheek Clappers
The #1 Comedy Podcast In The World
Episodes
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Da New Jack Harlow
In this episode we discuss some possible new Jack Harlow personas, Kramer's heated incident with a heckler, feeding spicy crisps to pedophiles and much more. https://www.patreon.com/c/CheekClappers
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The Legend of Professor Ardee & The Massage Centaur
In this episode we discuss the man, the myth, the legend, Professor Ardz, as well as my weird behaviour at a spa massage, dumb rap lyrics, horny barbershop experiences and Chinese people eating plastic.
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WE'RE BACK AND BIGGER THAN EVER
We're back! In this episode we talk about hiking, a great money making scheme, farting, grown men watching Baby Tiktoks, hot people, having the moral high ground over Mr. Bean, and me being gay. http://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers
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Por Fin
In this episode we talk about our trip to Bruges, Tara psychologically devastating a small Dutch man, and Indian men getting covered in jam.
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Goodbye for Now, Best Friend.
In this episode we mourn the loss of a member of the Clappers Family. We also talk about famous "Dr"s who aren't actually doctors, James Blunt and weird dreams. https://www.patreon.com/c/CheekClappers
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Merry Pissmas!!
Season's Greetings! In this Christmas classic, we discuss the return of Black Adam (he's alive!), Chinese manufacturing, Christmas wishes, condom packets and more. (I also do a piss LIVE on air!!)
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Total War
WE'RE BACK! In this episode we talk about pube shaving, bus drivers, Pingu, autism femdoms, Gregg Wallace's obsession with Total War, and also a very embarrassing incident I had when Tara discovered my browser search history. Check out our new YouTube series: https://www.youtube.com/@InfiniteSlop...
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You Are Very On The Spectrum
We're back! On this one we talk about Gregg Wallace, autism, Scarlett Johansson, being bummed for burgling and much more. Check out our new YouTube series: https://www.youtube.com/@InfiniteSlop Join us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers
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Bean Hijab
In this episode we deal with AN EXTREME APOCALYPTIC POWER CUT EVENT and talk about Mr. Bean, Hijabs, McDonalds and much more. Check out our new YouTube series: https://www.youtube.com/@InfiniteSlop Join us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers
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The Doughnut of Surprise
In this episode we talk about big black asses, paranoid DNA, Tara being afraid of children, flying machines and much more. We also introduce our BRAND NEW SHOW which you can find here: https://www.youtube.com/@InfiniteSlop
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BIG CHEEK CLAPPERS ANNOUNCEMENT
There is a shorter, censored version of this uploaded to YouTube which you can check out here if you want: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYhJmAUPRL0
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Me So Horny
This is a video episode but we're uploading the audio here as well. Check it out on our Patreon if you want to see the video: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Also available on Rumble: https://rumble.com/v6640by-me-so-horny.html
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A Cheek Clappers Christmas Special
This is just an audio version of the Christmas video we uploaded to YouTube this morning. Check it out here!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfqiTl2nXjk - Tara is dressed as Santa.
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Time Distorts Everything (ft. Sean Connery)
In this episode we talk about Monica Bellucci, how time distorts everything, music, chairs, Sean Connery, Black Adam being kidnapped, and all sorts of other stuff. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts:...
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Storm Preppers Halloween Special
In this one we talk about the deadly storm heading our way, Liam Payne's death, Indian men, lizards, John Lennon and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music:...
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Chocolate Syrup (Remembering Stuff)
In this one we take pills and talk about Jose Mourinho, Eminem's new song, chocolate syrup and much more. I love this episode, although the ensuing comedown was horrific. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts:...
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I'm Gonna Rape Love to Hitler
We talk about pregnancy, Hitler, Gregg Wallace, babies, Tara stomping everywhere, chavs loving Star Wars and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music:...
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Rock Hard
In this episode we talk about some recent fart related issues that Tara's been having. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum:...
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Bike Fixers
In this video we talk about McDonalds, an interesting residency appointment, the changing face of Europe and Gregg Wallace's marital history. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music:...
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Da Phat Olympics
In this episode we take 2C-B and talk about fat people, hip-hop culture, The Special Olympics, Oscar Pistorus, Gino D'Acampo and more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music:...
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AYFKMRN? (ft. Jordan Jensen)
WOW! In this episode we talk about MILFs (as usual), The Matrix, drill music, Americans not knowing how to speak, stand up comedy and step siblings. And we also have an exclusive interview with JORDAN JENSEN! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit:...
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Something Touched Me (ft. Dasha Nekrasova)
In this episode we talk about various different embarrassing incidents we've had with animals, drug addiction, the situation in the UK and various other things. We also discuss an interesting moral experiment Tara recently conducted with ChatGPT. And then after that we have an interview with…
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I. Won't. Gob. (ft. Ricky Gervais)
We start this episode by talking about a strange Arabic gentlemen I encountered looking for a job online. We also talk about the Olympics, fat people, Paul Newman's salad dressings and we attempt to do some PR for Josef Fritzl. And THEN we have an interview with RICKY GERVAIS!! Patreon:...
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Punjab Spice Epidemic (ft. Ben Avery)
On this episode I get really angry about Gregg Wallace and his "healthy pizzas", and then after I get that off my chest we talk about the Punjab spice epidemic, Australian dirty talk, and we also hear from ChatGPT as Gurgi, telling us about various atrocities and tragic/horrific historical events...
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The Hand of Fate (ft. Nick Mullen)
In this episode we talk about Aussies, awkward childhood incidents, Sir Jimmy Savile and more. We also have an interview with NICK MULLEN. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music:...
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Vagina Doctors (ft. Adam Friedland)
In this episode we talk about vagina doctors, Dr. Cosby's comeback, Tara twatting a sickly Indian child, school bullying and much more. We also have an interview with Adam Friedland. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts:...
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Kramer's Back (ft. Shane Gillis)
Kramer's Back! We come up with various different ideas to ease his transition back into show business. Tara also tells us about her experience at fat camp. We also have an interview with Shane Gillis. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit…
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Sex and The City (ft. Black Adam)
In this episode me and Tara talk about Sex and The City and Indian gurus, and then later I interview long time Clappers listener Black Adam. Check out Adam's podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/@twodetroitnerds/ https://open.spotify.com/show/4vTKbZbsC4SacvtkJ6nNzF...
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Shroom Clappers
We take shrooms on this one. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/ T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/
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The Mercedes-Benz Curry House of Doom
Fuck me, this is an absolute Clappers classic, a top 10 episode for me. We've got some Tara childhood stories, some more recent ones and a bunch of other funny shit. MISS THIS ONE AT YOUR PERIL. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CheekClappers/...
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Emerald City Runners ft. Harry Slime
In this episode I talk with the fantastic Harry Slime (aka Cam) of the 'Life & Time with Harry Slime' Podcast. The audio is a bit fucked in this one, I've done my best to repair it but it still sounds kind of whacky. Next time we do an episode together it'll be much better. Either way this one is...
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I'm Not Gonna Die This Way
WE'RE BACK! With an unmissable Clappers banger. We talk about more weird stuff that happened when Tara was at school, the listeners ABANDONING US, Gregg Wallace's daily routine, the new lids on drinks bottles, otter attacks, being struck by lightning, Winnie the Pooh and much more. Patreon:...
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Marty Garza: UFOs, Government Disclosure, Angels, Demons & Beyond
Marty Garza who has amassed an enormous wealth of research on UFO and UFO encounters, to talk about what these things may or may not be, and how we might think about them. This podcast is intended as supplementary to Marty's appearances on Brothers of the Serpent, which can all be found on…
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Fuck Your Life UP
WE'RE BACK! In this episode we talk about what we've (not) been doing, Omracer, men going missing and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/…
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Peru vs. Australia
In this episode we talk about an awkward encounter I had on a basketball court, koalas, grave robbers (sort of), UFOs and much more. We also hold a kind of competition between Peru and Australia, where Tara represents Australia and I represent Peru. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers...
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Should've Worn a Diaper That Night
WE'RE BACK! We talk about a lot in this one including Jamaican guys, Freddie Kreuger, mental hospitals, Santa and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum:...
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Food Poisoning?
WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS DIARRHEA AND VOMITING SOUNDS. In this episode, sickness befalls The Clappers Kingdom, and we fall into a fairly deep depression. This isn't a normal episode; if you don't want to listen to hours of us being depressed/the sounds of vomiting and diarrhea then please...
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Omracer, We Need to Talk.
This episode is a good one but it's mostly about Om, so if you are not interested in Om then might be worth skipping. That said, even if you aren't interested in Om some of the thoughts and ideas might be applicable to life in general. Also, we have really struggled to record lately due to our...
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HAMas
In this episode we talk about Israel, Hamas, me needing to piss during a driving lesson, fertility clinics and a RIDICULOUS email from Tyrone. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum:...
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You Don't Actually Eat Hot Food
In this episode we talk about the situation in Gaza, dog rape, crocodiles, MILF suicide and we hear some truly RIDICULOUS comments from Gregg Wallace. We also read a great letter from a new member of the Clap family. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts:...
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Fuck It
BOOM! Cheek Clappers is back with an absolute banger. We talk about giving away a free bed frame to some angry youths, squirting, arse cramps, infant mortality, zoos, Gregg Wallace and more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music:...
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You Can't Force The Funnies
This one starts out funny and then we fall into SERIOUSNESS and DEPRESSION. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/
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Sleep Whackers/Question Time
This is two episodes combined. First we talk about a terrifying incident in which Tara was assaulted in her sleep, then later on we answer questions from a list Tara found on the internet. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music:...
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OAP Fighters
On this episode we talk about a recent incident with our neighbours that ended with me having a (sort of) fight with an old man. We also talk about food, fat people, Jordan Peterson's daughter and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts:...
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Flavoured Condoms
We start off this episode by talking about flavoured condoms and then we invent our own flavours. After that we read some listener correspondence and talk about sluts, prostitutes, sobriety and much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts…
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The World Is Not As It Seems
Things get freaky on this one. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic
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Life Fucked The Shit Out of Me and I'm Sick of Everything Being Wrong
In this one I talk about my DAY FROM HELL while Tara tries her best to derail it with POINTLESS and SHITTY interjections about NOTHING. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music:...
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Start Again
In this one we try to start again after a bad weekend. Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://www.youtube.com/oloffmusic My new album: https://spoti.fi/42VuQgL The Bus Driver: A...
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Remember When Pride Was a Sin? (ft. Chris D'Elia)
We get deep on this one talking about Pride and various other things. Chris D'elia also stops by at one point. Check out my new album: https://spoti.fi/42VuQgL Our forum: https://saidit.net/s/CheekClappers/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers T-shirts:...
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Don't Rape
We're BACK (in the studio)! We talk about the variety of Oloffs out there, Blink-182, Good Charlotte, Blur vs. Oasis, incest, Two and a Half Men, pedos, technology, a rotund gentleman eating sweets on the train, me being humiliated by a little girl in a shop and much more. Our forum:...
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