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Cheese and Rice!

by Seth Hopper and Jessica Hammonds

Do you like your podcasts tasteless and stale? Join Jessica and Seth each week as they complain about food with guests both real and imagined.

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Episodes

  1. Episode 10: Welcome to Cheese and Rice

    Jessica and Seth drink Topo Chico and have a chat with their friend Emily about front of house life, risotto, boat rides, etc.

  2. Episode 9: Where's the Olive Tapenade?

    Three's Company; four's an orgy. It's a Full House on this episode of Cheese and Rice as Jessica and Seth are visited by two amangels who eat cheese plate takeaway.

  3. Episode 8: Aska and Ye Shall Receive

    Jessica visits Aska, in Brooklyn, and eats food that makes her cry. Seth yawns while he plays with his new synthesizer.

  4. Episode 7: Jacques Pépin Debones a Human

    Reunited after weeks apart, Seth and Jessica babble on a variety of topics. Otto Tuna joins us, and we definitely don't try to eat him.

  5. Episode 6: Tasting Room

    Seth visits a distillery in Gatlinburg, TN, and samples 19 different flavors of moonshine. We discuss public suicides, Russian mob hits, and the country band Sugarland. David Mayfield, of the David Mayfield Parade, tags along and provides comic relief.

  6. Episode 5: Because You're a Woman

    Jessica and Dan talk shop. Seth learns that chefs are essentially raccoons. Johnny Rice Seed stops by, and he's the absolute worst.

  7. Episode 4: Dedicated to My Craft

    Knoxville loses its baby teeth. We visit Will at Pretentious Beer Co to talk about brewing and what to expect when they officially open in a few months.

  8. Episode 3: Toe Deep in Sheep

    Seth visits two different Memorial Day pig roasts. Jessica's friend Ben tells a story. We enjoy a taste of Chicago. Shit gets weird.

  9. Episode 2: Where'd My Bacon Flap Go?

    It's food festival time! Join us as we discuss food festivals both real and fake. Jessica brings her "food" to the table, and I have a go at eating it. We were both pretty tired, but we had fun and nothing hurt.

  10. Episode 1: A Vessel for Cheese

    Blah blah blah. We eat a disappointing meal and complain about it. We talk about ASMR videos. Otto Tuna joins us for the first (and last?) time. What else can I say? This shit is gold.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Do you like your podcasts tasteless and stale? Join Jessica and Seth each week as they complain about food with guests both real and imagined.

HOSTED BY

Seth Hopper and Jessica Hammonds

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How many episodes does Cheese and Rice! have?

Cheese and Rice! currently has 10 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Cheese and Rice! about?

Do you like your podcasts tasteless and stale? Join Jessica and Seth each week as they complain about food with guests both real and imagined.

How often does Cheese and Rice! release new episodes?

Cheese and Rice! has 10 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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Who hosts Cheese and Rice!?

Cheese and Rice! is created and hosted by Seth Hopper and Jessica Hammonds.
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