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Chef Tales Podcast
by Matthew John Philip Jones
Hello and welcome to the Chef Tales podcast. A little introduction. I’m a chef and live on the south coast of England. I’ve been working in kitchens since i was twelve years old. I love the trade. I started the podcast just before the first lockdown. These podcasts are stories that have happened in professional kitchens. Some are funny, some are not and some are just plain stupid. I also talk a little about what I’ve been up to, current events and the odd joke thrown in. Oh and on the odd occasion I like to write a few songs lol. Any questions are greatly appreciated.
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A_new_outlet
Some recipes and what the future holds for Mattyboy
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Zero fucks given
The sound should be better than the previous two episodes
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Bad motherfucker
In the beginning of the episode I cut off the first ten seconds. Sorry about that. Apologies that it might be hard to hear in places also but I didn’t realise that the kitchen extraction was that loud.
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Here comes my 19th mental breakdown
Sorry it’s all over the place and some segments are a bit dated. A bit like I am at the moment.
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Help is on the way dear
More gym talk than anything I’m afraid. If anyone has any pointers I’m all ears
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Point blank piss
A weekend away with the wife and kids. Then a concert and then it was some shit to deal with.
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I’m too old for this shit
More gym talk. Narcissist’s and weirdos. Mr Perfect and his perfect world.
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I still got it
More six a side football talk. More gym talk and I spot a legend on my way to physio
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So long, farewell/auf weidereshen fuck off
The questions on everyone’s mind is. Who is Pervy Dave? Why is he called Pervy Dave?
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No fucking fighting
I discuss a Christmas Day service from Hell for some very unfortunate guests, gym talk and more about my football team talk and motor mouth.
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There’s always one
Hit me with more questions to answer in future episodes. Any topics that I should talk about?
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Q&A
More venting. It’s what I do best. Oh and a Q&A
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Pain in the neck
After editing this episode, I’ve realised that I sound like Heath Ledgers Joker with a load of spit. I’m not eating I promise. I blame the dentist 🤣
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Back again but for how long?
It’s been a while since I recorded the last episode of the podcast. A lot has gone on since then and I do mean a lot.
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Chef Tales the singles 3
An album dedicated to that annoying cunt Miss Piggy
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Let’s face it, it’s never coming home
More Euros talk and heart ache for us English fans.
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More wedding talk and the Euros
This might be a one off, I’m not quite sure yet.
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Four weddings, 1 million panic attacks and zero funerals
The final ever episode of the podcast. Thank you for listening 🙏🏻
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Miliseconds don’t count
Our break before the wedding season kicks off is here and we’re making the most of it.
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Suck my balls Mr Big no bollocks
More gym talk. Enjoy
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Well fuck you then
Another day, another podcast episode.
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Karma’s a bitch
More Catering opportunities and adventures with yours truly.
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To lean, or not to lean, that is the question
I talk about bullying on this episode.
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Au revoir Le Gavroche
Welcome to an another series of the chef Tales Podcast. More rants, more gym talk and a popular game returns.
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Don’t touch him don’t touch him, he doesn’t like to be touched!
Happy new year to you all
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You fucking donkey
More gym talk. Irritating twats returns.
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Hello arsehole
More gym talk and more rants by yours truly.
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H-o-v-a, I’ve got covid again baby oh behave
Sounding out of breath in places because I am just that.
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Stop being a twat
Dealing with rude customers and a quiz, You think you know me.
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Proper food
Miss Piggy is up to her old tricks again of getting under my skin.
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Full Ricky Gervais mode
Back once again for the hell of it. I think that this is episode is a record for the number of rants.
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Minus one brother
Series 10 is officially done. Getting old and injuries are the top of conversation.
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This is bullshit
What I’ve been up to and of course, more of Matt rants.
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We can’t put all our eggs in one basket
I find out the tips and tricks from the wedding venue
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Miss Piggy
Ladies and gentlemen i give you Miss Piggy.
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It’s time to make changes
I’ve been putting shit off for far too long.
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Lost
It’s literally a year since those lovely people at the golf club got rid of us.
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Back by popular demand
Yes I’m back for a tenth series of the chef tales podcast
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What a final that was!
So this is the end of series 9. Thank you for listening.
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Heartache, we’re used to it.
A short episode with more World Cup talk.
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The best player in the world
Yep, it’s that time of the year again when you’re feeling rough. Oh and some more World Cup talk.
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It’s not a fucking feast!
Catching up with me your host mattyboy and what I’ve been up to. Plus World Cup talk.
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What’s your favourite scary movie?
I talk about The great south run, something that I do every year. My charity boxing match and as Halloween is nearly upon us, I have made a list of my top ten horror films.
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Annihilated chicken
More equipment breaking in the kitchen again. A horrible birthday meal and another annoying fuck
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You have yourself to blame
For one time only. An episode recorded whilst I was half cut.
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Chef tales the singles part 2
The second album
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“Fixed my arse”
This series has flown by.
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“Who does he think is, Jose Mourinho?”
More fun and games in the hotel kitchen.
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The pot calling the kettle black
I apologise for the sound quality.
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Straight outta Menorca
Coming from Menorca and numerous times of trying to record this podcast, I finally got there in the end.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Hello and welcome to the Chef Tales podcast. A little introduction. I’m a chef and live on the south coast of England. I’ve been working in kitchens since i was twelve years old. I love the trade. I started the podcast just before the first lockdown. These podcasts are stories that have happened in professional kitchens. Some are funny, some are not and some are just plain stupid. I also talk a little about what I’ve been up to, current events and the odd joke thrown in. Oh and on the odd occasion I like to write a few songs lol. Any questions are greatly appreciated.
HOSTED BY
Matthew John Philip Jones
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