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Chef Tales Podcast

Hello and welcome to the Chef Tales podcast. A little introduction. I’m a chef and live on the south coast of England. I’ve been working in kitchens since i was twelve years old. I love the trade. I started the podcast just before the first lockdown. These podcasts are stories that have happened in professional kitchens. Some are funny, some are not and some are just plain stupid. I also talk a little about what I’ve been up to, current events and the odd joke thrown in. Oh and on the odd occasion I like to write a few songs lol. Any questions are greatly appreciated.

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  1. 91

    A_new_outlet

    Some recipes and what the future holds for Mattyboy

  2. 90

    Zero fucks given

    The sound should be better than the previous two episodes

  3. 89

    Bad motherfucker

    In the beginning of the episode I cut off the first ten seconds. Sorry about that. Apologies that it might be hard to hear in places also but I didn’t realise that the kitchen extraction was that loud.

  4. 88

    Here comes my 19th mental breakdown

    Sorry it’s all over the place and some segments are a bit dated. A bit like I am at the moment.

  5. 87

    Help is on the way dear

    More gym talk than anything I’m afraid. If anyone has any pointers I’m all ears

  6. 86

    Point blank piss

    A weekend away with the wife and kids. Then a concert and then it was some shit to deal with.

  7. 85

    I’m too old for this shit

    More gym talk. Narcissist’s and weirdos. Mr Perfect and his perfect world.

  8. 84

    I still got it

    More six a side football talk. More gym talk and I spot a legend on my way to physio

  9. 83

    So long, farewell/auf weidereshen fuck off

    The questions on everyone’s mind is. Who is Pervy Dave? Why is he called Pervy Dave?

  10. 82

    No fucking fighting

    I discuss a Christmas Day service from Hell for some very unfortunate guests, gym talk and more about my football team talk and motor mouth.

  11. 81

    There’s always one

    Hit me with more questions to answer in future episodes. Any topics that I should talk about?

  12. 80

    Q&A

    More venting. It’s what I do best. Oh and a Q&A

  13. 79

    Pain in the neck

    After editing this episode, I’ve realised that I sound like Heath Ledgers Joker with a load of spit. I’m not eating I promise. I blame the dentist 🤣

  14. 78

    Back again but for how long?

    It’s been a while since I recorded the last episode of the podcast. A lot has gone on since then and I do mean a lot.

  15. 77

    Chef Tales the singles 3

    An album dedicated to that annoying cunt Miss Piggy

  16. 76

    Let’s face it, it’s never coming home

    More Euros talk and heart ache for us English fans.

  17. 75

    More wedding talk and the Euros

    This might be a one off, I’m not quite sure yet.

  18. 74

    Four weddings, 1 million panic attacks and zero funerals

    The final ever episode of the podcast. Thank you for listening 🙏🏻

  19. 73

    Miliseconds don’t count

    Our break before the wedding season kicks off is here and we’re making the most of it.

  20. 72
  21. 71

    Well fuck you then

    Another day, another podcast episode.

  22. 70

    Karma’s a bitch

    More Catering opportunities and adventures with yours truly.

  23. 69

    To lean, or not to lean, that is the question

    I talk about bullying on this episode.

  24. 68

    Au revoir Le Gavroche

    Welcome to an another series of the chef Tales Podcast. More rants, more gym talk and a popular game returns.

  25. 67
  26. 66

    You fucking donkey

    More gym talk. Irritating twats returns.

  27. 65

    Hello arsehole

    More gym talk and more rants by yours truly.

  28. 64

    H-o-v-a, I’ve got covid again baby oh behave

    Sounding out of breath in places because I am just that.

  29. 63

    Stop being a twat

    Dealing with rude customers and a quiz, You think you know me.

  30. 62

    Proper food

    Miss Piggy is up to her old tricks again of getting under my skin.

  31. 61

    Full Ricky Gervais mode

    Back once again for the hell of it. I think that this is episode is a record for the number of rants.

  32. 60

    Minus one brother

    Series 10 is officially done. Getting old and injuries are the top of conversation.

  33. 59

    This is bullshit

    What I’ve been up to and of course, more of Matt rants.

  34. 58

    We can’t put all our eggs in one basket

    I find out the tips and tricks from the wedding venue

  35. 57

    Miss Piggy

    Ladies and gentlemen i give you Miss Piggy.

  36. 56

    It’s time to make changes

    I’ve been putting shit off for far too long.

  37. 55

    Lost

    It’s literally a year since those lovely people at the golf club got rid of us.

  38. 54

    Back by popular demand

    Yes I’m back for a tenth series of the chef tales podcast

  39. 53

    What a final that was!

    So this is the end of series 9. Thank you for listening.

  40. 52

    Heartache, we’re used to it.

    A short episode with more World Cup talk.

  41. 51

    The best player in the world

    Yep, it’s that time of the year again when you’re feeling rough. Oh and some more World Cup talk.

  42. 50

    It’s not a fucking feast!

    Catching up with me your host mattyboy and what I’ve been up to. Plus World Cup talk.

  43. 49

    What’s your favourite scary movie?

    I talk about The great south run, something that I do every year. My charity boxing match and as Halloween is nearly upon us, I have made a list of my top ten horror films.

  44. 48

    Annihilated chicken

    More equipment breaking in the kitchen again. A horrible birthday meal and another annoying fuck

  45. 47

    You have yourself to blame

    For one time only. An episode recorded whilst I was half cut.

  46. 46
  47. 45

    “Fixed my arse”

    This series has flown by.

  48. 44

    “Who does he think is, Jose Mourinho?”

    More fun and games in the hotel kitchen.

  49. 43

    The pot calling the kettle black

    I apologise for the sound quality.

  50. 42

    Straight outta Menorca

    Coming from Menorca and numerous times of trying to record this podcast, I finally got there in the end.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Hello and welcome to the Chef Tales podcast. A little introduction. I’m a chef and live on the south coast of England. I’ve been working in kitchens since i was twelve years old. I love the trade. I started the podcast just before the first lockdown. These podcasts are stories that have happened in professional kitchens. Some are funny, some are not and some are just plain stupid. I also talk a little about what I’ve been up to, current events and the odd joke thrown in. Oh and on the odd occasion I like to write a few songs lol. Any questions are greatly appreciated.

HOSTED BY

Matthew John Philip Jones

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Hello and welcome to the Chef Tales podcast. A little introduction. I’m a chef and live on the south coast of England. I’ve been working in kitchens since i was twelve years old. I love the trade. I started the podcast just before the first lockdown. These podcasts are stories that have happened in...

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